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#1  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@Adrianna: Ralph looks at Adrianna, rather embarrassed. Nervously he says "Oh..... uh... Hello Ardianna, fancy meeting you here.... in the club that you own. Me and Captian ADHD here were just... uh... yeah.... uhh.... You know what screw it, I've had a long night of killing cyborgs and not getting paid for it, I need to blow off some steam" Ralph fires the Candy Cane gun right in Adrianna's face while yelling "CHRISTMAS" at the top of his lungs

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#2  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@dadaism: Ralph, having reverted back to human form rubs his neck after the crazy guys violent hug, "Ooookay" Says Ralph, Ralph then takes his gun and start shooting wildly at the vampires. "Eat Christmas joy you vampire motherf**kers, Ho ho ho"

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#3  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@dadaism: "I have to eat your boxer shorts?" Ralph says looking confused. Ralph shrugs, "Okay, what the hell" he says. Ralph's face suddenly changes and he becomes almost animalistic. His eyes turn red and yellow and he devours the boxers like a rabid dog devouring raw meat. The sight of it is actually pretty horrific. His face returns to normal and he wipes his mouth with his sleeve. "All right, let's do this"

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#4  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@dadaism: "Yeah, let's go with that" Ralph says. Ralph just keeps thinking of the things he's seen tonight, this guy, while clearly nuttier than a planters factory, seems to have the right attitude about life and Ralph admires that.

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#5  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@dadaism: Ralph takes a drink of his now "MINTED" Whiskey sour, "That's actually not bad" Ralph says. Ralph then calmly walks over to the strange man with the candy gun. "Howdy friend, first let me say that whatever you did to my drink it is delicious, thank you, second, I am not against spreading Christmas cheer and frankly I applaud you for originality, but I don't think a vampire nightclub is the proper place" Ralph looks around at the Vampires in the club and thinks for a minute. Ralph has had a rough night, he could use some good natured mayhem and pissing off vampires sounds like a blast. "On second thought, do you have another one of those candy guns, let's you and me spread some hardcore Christmas joy."

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#6  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

@dadaism: Ralph watches the insane man with the Candy gun and thinks to himself "Huh, that's interesting" Ralph takes his whiskey sour and takes a big gulp of it.

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#7  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

Ralph enters the bar with his usual demeanor of being a loud and obnoxious yet still likable individual who immediately draws the attention of everyone around him. "ALL RIGHT, LET'S PARTY TONIGHT!!" Ralph is wearing a New York Yankees Baseball Cap, A T-Shirt that reads "The Angels Have The Phone Box", a long trench coat, a pair of pants and a pair of Red Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars. Ralph Appears Happy but any casual observer can tell he's had a rough night. He jumps into his barseet and yells to the bartender, "Yo Barkeep, Jameson Sour and put a rush on that"

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#8  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

Posted a little aftermath for Ralph.

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#9  Edited By Bloodwolfassassin

After finishing off the last of the Cyborg henchmen, Ralph transforms back into a human. He is now wearing nothing except a torn pair of pants. "Well, that was a fun way to kill an hour" Ralph looks for a minute at where the Boom tube used to be and suddenly remembers the building is going to blow up. He turns to his unexpected ally and gives him a friendly salute. "Well I guess I should go, but thanks for the assist, you're good, almost as good as I am.... almost. If you should ever need my services again, here's my card." Ralph hands Archeron a business card that reads "Ralph Molson, Killer for Higher" and contains a cell phone number. "Be seeing you" he says as he runs leaves the exploding building and goes just far away enough so he can watch the explosion at a safe distance.

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