This is a house centipede.  They are creepy, and ugly, and like to run across the carpet at night.  AND FOR THAT THEY MUST DIE!!!!

Argh I hate these things!  Everytime I see one, I must squash it!  Euuugghhhhhhhh!

That is my true arch-nemesis.

This is the sun.  For a long time it had been a running gag that the sun was my arch-nemesis, and when I became president, I would launch a bunch of nukes at it.  My campaign slogan being, "A vote for Jessie is another nuke at the sun."  While I no longer think of the sun as an enemy, I'll include it here, just to let it know that I haven't forgotten its treacherous ways.

Anyone else have an arch-nemesis?  Real or phony?