Bearded Justice would make a Moon Knight movie... it's about darn time!

I am Bearded Justice, and I feel that my battle-cry is best.  "Cringe, fools, at the might and size of my beard!"  Of course, it figures that I'd say this, so I'll mention a few others that I find acceptable.  It pleases me that two of them have already been mentioned.
1. The Tick's "SPOON!"
2. Arthur's "Not in the face!  Not in the Face!"
3. anyone who says "_____ AWAY!"
4. anyone who says "BLAH!"

I am a superhero, and as a superhero, I find that I am on patrol all day, every day!  I never stop!  Only the meager need sleep, whatever that is... I've heard it's interesting.  Anyway, my schedule of crime-fighting keeps me ever moving and alert.  I fight at night, at day, and at whatever time comes between those!  This allows me to have cool vampire friends, who I then kill, because vampires are evil, and I get to go to all kinds of superhero parties!  Ooh fun!

I, Bearded Justice, often find times when I require some form of currency.  More often than not, I simply smack some loaf on the bean and take his money.  It has come to my attention that this is wrong, and Bearded Justice does not do wrong!  So, I now have hollowed out a portion of my axe to fit various moneys and the like.  Also, a part of my back folds out to reveal many gold bars! 

Bearded Justice buys a lot of comic books, though he may not always have time to read them.  The rarest book I've ever bought is Wolverine #2 (limited series).  I walked into a used book shop and said, "What ho, shopkeep?  I am Bearded Justice, scourge of the weak and evil!  Give me all your comic books!"  After this he showed me to his comics and I looked through them to find an old-looking Wolverine #2.  I assumed the thing would be worth more than 50 cents, the asking price.  So, now I have a Wolverine #2 (limited series) with artwork by Frank Miller.  I plan to sell it for profit! 

Well, a lot of people have asked me this, and I feel that the best answer is... sitting down for a long period of time and thinking, until you have the powers you want.  I know my views aren't popular, but Bearded Justice has fought and killed the lady known as popularity.  I've met many a young lad who complains that he cannot fly, and I day "Sit down, boy, and think of a way to fly!"  Most spit on me after this, and then I crush them into the ground. 
Although, that is a good way to gain powers, it's always good to eat someones soul and absorb their powers.  I've never done this as a soul does not sound tasty.  That doesn't mean you shouldn't!