Like a fool Jason stood there, shouting out loud “JULIE BABY!! IT’S ME, YOUR ONE TRUE LOVE, IT’S ME ….THE BACKSTABBER!” but for him that wasn’t enough. To truly show his level of lust for big red, he had to see her in person, look her in the eyes and then ask for kinky sex. Swelled up with great confidence he chased right behind Ozzy until the two of them were standing dead center of the Tattoo shop, were Julie was waiting with her lower back exposed. The tattoo artist was there with ink in hand, as he had just finished his master piece, a beautifully transcribed ‘Stabbed’ that only amplified the natural curves in Julie’s back. With no care in the world to what Ozzy was doing, or care for the fate of the whole Universe or Multiverse, all Jason could think was, “Come to me red and we shall be one! Three if you count the video camera we will be using.” But to his surprise, Julie was not there moaning in pleasure for him, or even surprised that he and Ozzy were there. Instead she simply looked at the two of them with a whimsical look in her eye, and began to laugh as they had unwittingly played right into her game, just as she had predicted.
With no clue whatsoever, Jason stood there almost to afraid to move, for all he knew Julie could snap at any minute and start kicking at his balls. But instead, Julie welcomed the two with open arms, almost as she had forgiven them and wished them well. It was then to both Ozzy and Jason’s surprise, that she began to tell the story of how she had masterminded their whole ordeal, from the moment they met, to where they stood right now. But the main points were that the tattoo was indeed fake and that, in her own words, “I want to apologize to both of you. First to Oz, you are a darling, I used you to get Stabs here. And Stabs, I’m sorry for blaming you for stealing my diary. I was wrong and you were ignoring me and I’m not going to be caught dead going to your place since that last event so I brought you here to apologize. I don’t say that often so I want to keep it secret.” For most people, they would graciously except her apology, but not the Backstabber. Instead he began to throw a fit of epic proportions.
Immediately, he began fidgeting around with his arms flailing and stomping up a storm. While directing his words towards Julie he shouted so every one could hear. “Wait a minute! You mean to tell me, I was robbed of a chance to join the mile high club, had to put up with a stinking foreigner, ripped my best pants and I still don’t even get to score?” Then in a blatant attempt to be violent, he knocks over a stack of tattoo samplers, “AND I EVEN HAD TO KISS A GUY! I SWEAR IT AIN’T FAIR!” It was then in a moment unlike any ever before, Julie from the kindness of her heart, leans over and with one simple touch, kisses him on the cheek, as a sign of understanding, forgiveness and respect. Immediately, a feeling of love overwhelms Jason as he recognizes the tenderness of this moment, and although he did not spoil it with an erection, he could not help himself but to make a quick grab for Julie’s a$$. And although she will never admit it, he was aloud to place his hand firmly there, but was quickly stopped as he tried to grab it tightly.
Still in control of the entire situation, Julie wished to make it clear that not only was this whole affair over, and that there would be no further repercussions, in her fairwell speech she tells them, “And if any word gets out that this happened - any of it I have that whole entire CPR incident on film!” Followed with a resounding and taunting “It deserved an Oscar.” But despite whatever Ozzy’s reaction was to the whole affair, Jason knew to shut up and just walk away. Either way, without any more trouble he exited the Tattoo shop with his head down, almost uncharacteristic, but the moment he and Ozzy were outside and out of Julie’s ear shot, he began to talk up a storm. “Listen here Osbourne, what Red doesn’t know is that we still have her fake diary and...(he pauses for dramatic effect as he licks his lips) her panties! So between you and me we are still (he adds an inflection to his tone) WINNING!!” Therefor if Julie had made the mistake of leaving the articles in Ozzy’s car, Jason would insist on the fair trade, Ozzy gets the diary and he would get those sweet sweet undergarments!
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