Hellblazer Letter Column: Why You Should Be Groveling at My Feet

I got my first letter ever sent to a comic letter column printed (in this month's #280) and nobody's congratulating me (okay, four people have so far but that's like .00009% of my followers) even though the achievement is clearly stated in my status bar thingie! You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

Although you don't deserve to see it, here is the letter...I have blacked out letters from other people as well as my last name and city of residence, if you'd like that info for your evil purposes, get the issue.

Yes that's right, unlike some of you who I wonder at times if you read comics, I am a nerd and stuff like this is the highlight of my life.

P.S. Shelly is the greatest editor ever and not just because she printed my letter but because she's the only individual to have been the editor (or an editor) for at least half of both of my two favorite comics of all time: Lucifer and Shade, the Changing Man...that and she's edited hundreds of other great comics.

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Posted by turoksonofstone

Sweeeeeeet.

Posted by ComicMan24

Well congrats again for that, Aztek. How did you feel when you first saw your letter printed?
 
P.S. Damn I missed the chance to stalk Aztek in RL.  Ohh well. :P

Edited by aztek_the_lost

@turoksonofstone: yes, yes it is

@ComicMan24: I think I went into ecstasy-induced convulsions...I may also have done some things that can't be talked about

it's not like my name and place of residence aren't mentioned somewhere on here, if anyone wants to kill me or something, they're going to do it whether I provide the info willingly or not, it's more of a formality to censor the info

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Posted by MatKrenz

 
Congrats man.

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@MatKrenz: thank you...btw is that Wesley Dodds?

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Posted by ComicMan24
@aztek the lost: Well if those things are R rated, yeah better not.  lol
 
I just wanted to find Aztek :(     :P lol
Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ComicMan24: they are...

well, you got my first name, that's got to serve as some sort of consolation prize, right?

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Posted by ragdollpurps

Hehehe, that's pretty cool.

Posted by ComicMan24
@aztek the lost: lol I guess.
Posted by Billy Batson

I did "congratulate" you. So I can see your name if I buy that issue? 

BB

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ragdollpurps said:

Hehehe, that's pretty cool.

a google image search of "pretty cool" gets me a topless woman by the first page, I accept your comment!

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Posted by Shatterstar

Motivation to buy the print version... stalking aztek. 
 
Congrats on getting published. Pretty sure you just leveled up on the geek ladder. 

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Posted by aztek_the_lost

@Billy Batson: you gave your condolences <_________<

and yes you can

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Posted by Mercy_

Awesomesauce!

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Posted by ragdollpurps
@aztek the lost: Lmao... Everything somehow relates to tits with you. xD
Posted by Billy Batson
@aztek the lost:  

eh same thing, right? 

BB

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@Shatterstar: I'm curious if people wanting to stalk me is going to cause a rise in sales this month...all the people I've banned O_O

and thanks, I guess I'm only a few dozen levels behind you now, eh?

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Posted by Billy Batson
@The Dark Huntress said:

Awesomesauce!

don't talk about sauce around aztek...you might give him perverted thoughts... 

BB

Posted by ComicMan24
@Billy Batson said:
@The Dark Huntress said:

Awesomesauce!

don't talk about sauce around aztek...you might give him perverted thoughts... 

BB

LMAO
Posted by Mercy_

@Billy Batson said:

@The Dark Huntress said:

Awesomesauce!

don't talk about sauce around aztek...you might give him perverted thoughts...

BB

Dude, I could say "hi" and it would give Tekkers perverted thoughts.

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Posted by aztek_the_lost

@The Dark Huntress: thanks!...

@Billy Batson: ...and it's too late now

@ragdollpurps: can you deny their wonder though? life would be meaningless without them...

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Posted by ComicMan24

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

Posted by Mercy_

@ComicMan24: YES

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Posted by ragdollpurps
@aztek the lost: They are quite wondrous. As a proud owner of some, I would have to say that life would definitely be more stale without them. I don't know about meaningless though... 
Posted by ComicMan24
@The Dark Huntress: runs away scared after this startling revelation
Posted by danhimself

congratulations buddy!!!

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ComicMan24 said:

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

let's just say, as a young hormonally imbalanced teenager, I found the Internet and a twenty-something year old guy who works at a fast food restaurant and gets his kicks leading little kids into the world of debauchery (he's actually a prominent poster around here)

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Posted by Mercy_

@aztek the lost said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

let's just say, as a young hormonally imbalanced teenager, I found the Internet and a twenty-something year old guy who works at a fast food restaurant and gets his kicks leading little kids into the world of debauchery (he's actually a prominent poster around here)

He's not around as much anymore ;p Computer issues.

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Posted by Billy Batson
@aztek the lost:  

Rats. ...Did I just gave you perverted thoughts?And why didn't you respond to my wall post?

BB

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ragdollpurps said:

@aztek the lost: They are quite wondrous. As a proud owner of some, I would have to say that life would definitely be more stale without them. I don't know about meaningless though...

umm, apparently you don't appreciate your pair as much as you should, I'd be willing to take them off your hands...

@danhimself said:

congratulations buddy!!!

thanks! I suppose now you've just realized you have access to my personal info...

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Posted by ComicMan24
@aztek the lost said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

let's just say, as a young hormonally imbalanced teenager, I found the Internet and a twenty-something year old guy who works at a fast food restaurant and gets his kicks leading little kids into the world of debauchery (he's actually a prominent poster around here)

Hmmm..... So he is responsible for your impure thoughts?
Posted by aztek_the_lost

@The Dark Huntress said:

@aztek the lost said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

let's just say, as a young hormonally imbalanced teenager, I found the Internet and a twenty-something year old guy who works at a fast food restaurant and gets his kicks leading little kids into the world of debauchery (he's actually a prominent poster around here)

He's not around as much anymore ;p Computer issues.

@nd the Vine is a better pl@ce for it :P @re these still the s@me computer issues th@t resulted in his hil@riously messed up posts?

@Billy Batson: the thoughts are always there, people just help steer them in various directions...and because I don't like you

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Posted by danhimself
@aztek the lost:  hmmm...you're right I do have access to your address now...be prepared for tons of memory foam and extenze samples
Posted by ComicMan24

And I think I have an idea as to who that user is lol

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ComicMan24 said:

@aztek the lost said:

@ComicMan24 said:

Is Aztek really that perverted? LOL

let's just say, as a young hormonally imbalanced teenager, I found the Internet and a twenty-something year old guy who works at a fast food restaurant and gets his kicks leading little kids into the world of debauchery (he's actually a prominent poster around here)

Hmmm..... So he is responsible for your impure thoughts?

well, as he would say, he gave me a nudge down the hill, I dove and rolled down the rest of the way

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Posted by ComicMan24
@aztek the lost: I see.
Posted by Mercy_

@aztek the lost: Nope lol. I bought him a new keyboard a few months ago. He got a trojan virus that wrecked his computer.

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Posted by danhimself

wait!!!  I just looked and there's no street address just name and town....DANG!

Posted by Billy Batson
@aztek the lost said:

@Billy Batson: the thoughts are always there, people just help steer them in various directions...and because I don't like you

 

BB

Posted by aztek_the_lost

@The Dark Huntress: hmm, can't say I'm surprised, if I were his computer I would have committed suicide a long time ago

@danhimself: it's a city okay! a city! there's over 10,000 people! plus, it's not like there's more people with my name in the city...

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Posted by aztek_the_lost

@ComicMan24: I'd never say it when he's around but he's actually a pretty decent guy

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Posted by ComicMan24
@aztek the lost: Yeah he seems like one.
Posted by danhimself
aztek the lost:   you really want those extenze samples don't you?
Posted by aztek_the_lost

@danhimself: pfft, it's not like I need them or anything...

...but they'd be appreciated

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Posted by Renchamp

Even better is that the letter wasn't some geek-out gushing or rant. Thought out. Very nice.

Posted by Silkcuts

Big things!
I didn't even book your Austin.

Posted by SC

Awwh yea! Thats awesome man. Congratz and props! 

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Posted by aztek_the_lost

@Renchamp said:

Even better is that the letter wasn't some geek-out gushing or rant. Thought out. Very nice.

thanks, I had to think of away to wedge in the question about the Shade trades (because I REALLY, REALLY think they need to finish collecting it) and find someway to get the topic there without seeming like I'm sending a letter to an entirely different book

@Silkcuts: what did you think of her answers? it seems she also wants it collected AND "Another Season in Hell"? I'm excited! A Season in Hell is one of my personal favorite story arcs ever

@SC: thank you, and to think...I was going to ban all of you for not congratulating me

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Edited by Silkcuts
@aztek the lost said:

@Silkcuts: what did you think of her answers? it seems she also wants it collected AND "Another Season in Hell"? I'm excited! A Season in Hell is one of my personal favorite story arcs ever

It makes sense that both her and Pete would answer.  Your letter must of been the highlight of the whole "bag".  I think she is classy, I can understand why you think she is the best.  I am a fan of her, she has been around forever it seems.  I wonder if pete is getting lazy with ideas...lol
first repeating "No Future", first from Minx then HB.  Now "Another Season In Hell".
I hope this arc is not another one that will show the possible reconnection to the DCU.
 
ALSO MORE GEMMA!  I HAVE SUCH A HUGE RUSH ON HER. 
Posted by jamesewelch

Wow, congrats. Nice letter too.

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