The most important Justice League related question ever..........

....Is not in this blog. My actual question is rather silly but keeps nagging at me....

Geoff Johns compared the characters in his upcoming JLA series to the Archies

Steve Trevor = Archie Andrew

Vibe = Jughead Jones

Stargirl = Betty Cooper

Catwoman = Veronica Lodge

Green Arrow = Reggie Mantle

Hawkman = Moose Manson

but where does that leave Martian Manhunter, Katana, and Green Lantern (Baz)?

and come to think of it where do the other League teams fall in?

such as Justice League Dark?

Zatanna = Sabrina?

Deadman=Salem?

please people, just alleviate my poor diseased mind...

10 Comments
10 Comments
Posted by colonyofcells

Maybe Martian Manhunter is sort of like the principal ? Katana is sort of like the school counselor ?

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

bump!!!!

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

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Posted by TheCannon

How is this important AT ALL, let alone the most important ever?

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

@TheCannon said:

How is this important AT ALL, let alone the most important ever?

it isnt. if you actually read the op, you would know that the title was a joke.

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

......Is not in this blog. My actual question is rather silly but keeps nagging at me....

Geoff Johns compared the characters in his upcoming JLA series to the Archies

Steve Trevor = Archie Andrew

Vibe = Jughead Jones

Stargirl = Betty Cooper

Catwoman = Veronica Lodge

Green Arrow = Reggie Mantle

Hawkman = Moose Manson

but where does that leave Martian Manhunter, Katana, and Green Lantern (Baz)?

and come to think of it where do the other League teams fall in?

such as Justice League Dark?

Zatanna = Sabrina?

Deadman=Salem?

please people, just alleviate my poor diseased mind...

see?

Posted by Funrush

@Avenging-X-Bolt said:

....Is not in this blog. My actual question is rather silly but keeps nagging at me....

Geoff Johns compared the characters in his upcoming JLA series to the Archies

Steve Trevor = Archie Andrew

Vibe = Jughead Jones

Stargirl = Betty Cooper

Catwoman = Veronica Lodge

Green Arrow = Reggie Mantle

Hawkman = Moose Manson

but where does that leave Martian Manhunter, Katana, and Green Lantern (Baz)?

and come to think of it where do the other League teams fall in?

such as Justice League Dark?

Zatanna = Sabrina?

Deadman=Salem?

please people, just alleviate my poor diseased mind...

So Vibe is Steve Trevor's best friend, Trevor is head over heels for both Stargirl and Catwoman, Stargirl is madly in love with Trevor, and Trevor and Oliver fight over dating Catwoman? And then Hawkman is the huge stupid guy who stands in the background and beats people up over misunderstandings.

Posted by EdBlank

Here's the most important Archie Comics question ever: How in the blue hell do they keep selling that comic after all these decades? Superheroes is one thing. You can send Thor to another dimension for a while (and even THEN you get alot of rehashing over the years). What could Archie and the gang possibly do AS HIGH SCHOOL KIDS that they haven't already done several times over in their 80 year high school career? I could see if they had grown up and had grandkids by now... /rant

Posted by Funrush

@EdBlank said:

Here's the most important Archie Comics question ever: How in the blue hell do they keep selling that comic after all these decades? Superheroes is one thing. You can send Thor to another dimension for a while (and even THEN you get alot of rehashing over the years). What could Archie and the gang possibly do AS HIGH SCHOOL KIDS that they haven't already done several times over in their 80 year high school career? I could see if they had grown up and had grandkids by now... /rant

Because the majority of the readers are kids and early teens who don't have that much knowledge about the past stories, or people who just pick them up for a quick laugh.

Edited by Avenging-X-Bolt

MY MIND IS STILL DISEASED PEOPLE!!!!

Posted by Avenging-X-Bolt

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