Couples I would love to see have sex

It would be:

Black widow & Winter Soldier, Black Cat & Spider-man, Steve Trevor & Wonder Woman, Superman & Lois Lane, Nightwing & Starfire, Batman & Catwoman, Cyclops & Emma Frost, Green Arrow & Black Canary, Wolverine & Jean grey, Hal Jordan & Star Saphire, Gambit & Rogue, Thor & Sif, Hawkman & Hawkgirl.

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Posted by JediXMan

Rather inappropriate.

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Edited by Saren

@jedixman said:

Rather inappropriate.

Yeah, but who wouldn't want to see Thor and Hulk resolve their issues and get a room already?

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Edited by TheAcidSkull

@jedixman said:

Rather inappropriate.

Yeah, but who wouldn't want to see Thor and Hulk resolve their issues and get a room already?

You are a terrible person, i won't forget this.

Goddammit that image is forever seared in to my brain...

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@citizenbane said:

@jedixman said:

Rather inappropriate.

Yeah, but who wouldn't want to see Thor and Hulk resolve their issues and get a room already?

You are a terrible person, i won't forget this.

Goddammit that image is forever seared in to my brain...

It's so obvious. All the fighting, all that madness, it's just them trying to work out their frustration.

What they really want is a clash between Thor's mighty hammer and Hulk's jade giant.

Need more searing?

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Posted by TheAcidSkull

@theacidskull said:

@citizenbane said:

@jedixman said:

Rather inappropriate.

Yeah, but who wouldn't want to see Thor and Hulk resolve their issues and get a room already?

You are a terrible person, i won't forget this.

Goddammit that image is forever seared in to my brain...

It's so obvious. All the fighting, all that madness, it's just them trying to work out their frustration.

What they really want is a clash between Thor's mighty hammer and Hulk's jade giant.

Need more searing?

I HATE YOU!

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Posted by V_Scarlotte_Rose

Well, I'm sure there's pictures of all of those couples available somewhere online.

So why are you so interested in this?

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Posted by BumpyBoo

O-kay.... O_O

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Edited by feebadger

DO you mean actually watch copulating, like, with your eyes, or do you mean, 'would like to see get together sexually'? Either way, i want to see;

Slllllllimer

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Posted by Pyrogram

@citizenbane said:

@jedixman said:

Rather inappropriate.

Yeah, but who wouldn't want to see Thor and Hulk resolve their issues and get a room already?

You are a terrible person, i won't forget this.

Goddammit that image is forever seared in to my brain...

Thor got his women already, he no need Hulk

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Posted by Saren

@pyrogram: Everyone knows the gods played for both teams. Everyone.

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Edited by Lvenger

Well I wonder what's going on here.. Oh the OP is seriously. (leaves thread)

Posted by ComicStooge

...This thread is wrong.

Posted by BumpyBoo

@feebadger: I feel so sorry for whoever would have to clean that up. Seems excessively sticky O_O

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@pyrogram said:

@citizenbane: played* In the past

Thor is comfortable with his sexuality in the present as well.

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Posted by Pyrogram

@citizenbane: You do know that statement proves he is straight right? Comfortable with it means he has no doubt...

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Posted by Saren

@pyrogram said:

@citizenbane: You do know that statement proves he is straight right? Comfortable with it means he has no doubt...

Gay people can be comfortable with their sexuality too.......organic desire is a vast continuum and Thor is only too willing to sail those uncharted seas.

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@citizenbane: A gay man who had a threesome with 2 Norse women >_>

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Posted by laflux

@pyrogram: Everyone knows the gods played for both teams. Everyone.

Both sides are generous, Zeus once violated with his mother when she turned into a snake, by turning into one himself-after he got married to Hera. Bestiality, Incest, Rape and Adultery- all in a days work.

Why no one insults Zeus of this in the Marvel universe I have no idea

Zeus: "I will smite thou with divine lighting for ignoring thine command"

Me: "Meh, you turned in a snake to rape your own mother, committing adultery against your wife who happens to be your sister. Your right to judge me amounts to diddle squat. Now GFTO and go shag a goat or something

Zeus:

Me:

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If I get no love for what I just posted I'm seriously gonna pull out the race card.

Posted by BumpyBoo

@laflux said:

If I get no love for what I just post I'm seriously gonna pull out the race card.

It was full on hilarious XD

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Posted by knighthood

What no Galactus?

Edited by feebadger

@bumpyboo: My original caption was "Mmmmmmmm, sticky." But i couldn't format the pics properly. You is a MIND reader :):):)

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@bumpyboo said:

@laflux said:

If I get no love for what I just post I'm seriously gonna pull out the race card.

It was full on hilarious XD

*Slips race card back in pocket*

Posted by BumpyBoo

@feebadger: :):):)

Hehehe! Well, what can I say? I'd watch it. I'd be too damn curious not to O_O

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Edited by feebadger

@bumpyboo: I would mainly be curious about location, placement and movement, if you know what i'm saying 0_0

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@pyrogram said:

@citizenbane: A gay man who had a threesome with 2 Norse women >_>

See? Both teams successfully played for.

I could post images of my own to illustrate the natural attraction between Thor and Hulk, but they're all fanfic pics that are too explicit for CV. The cleanest one I can find involves Thor staring in awe at Hulk's.........worldbreaker.

And to answer the question we've all got on our minds right now, Hulk is the one on top. Always.

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Posted by BumpyBoo

@feebadger: I do. What do they have and where do they put it? Great now I am thinking about Slimer's junk >_<

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Posted by Lone_Wolf_and_Cub

Batman already had his way with all Robins, now it makes sense how he called Dick the Boy Wonder.

Edited by Jezer

.....Really comicvine? *shudders*

Next, there will be a comicvine porn section.(If there isn't one already hidden in fanfics)

Edited by Teerack

I agree.

Edited by Z3RO180

This is weird thread :I

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Posted by TheGoldenOne

O_o

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@lvenger said:

Well I wonder what's going on here.. Oh the OP is seriously. (leaves thread)

Posted by Shavo

you need a girlfriend...

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Posted by Vortex13

Honestly I've always thought that Poison Ivy and Swamp thing would be a good couple. I've been pushing that for years.

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@bumpyboo said:

@feebadger: I do. What do they have and where do they put it? Great now I am thinking about Slimer's junk >_<

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8g6wjq2DC1qihztbo1_250.gif

Posted by judasnixon

That's hot.......

Posted by knighthood
H.E.R.B.I.E.
Jocasta

Posted by dccomicsrule2011

Okay......*walks out of thread*

Posted by Chronus

This...is a really strange thread to create.

Posted by Vortex13

@chronus said:

This...is a really strange thread to create.

Damn straight.

Posted by AweSam
@chronus said:

This...is a really strange thread to create.

Strange people do strange things.

Posted by FalconPuuunch

DO you mean actually watch copulating, like, with your eyes, or do you mean, 'would like to see get together sexually'? Either way, i want to see;

Slllllllimer

Dooooooop

ON

Bow Chicka Wowow Chicka Weeeoooowww Bumbowchickawawowow

Posted by FalconPuuunch

@pyrogram said:

@citizenbane: A gay man who had a threesome with 2 Norse women >_>

See? Both teams successfully played for.

I could post images of my own to illustrate the natural attraction between Thor and Hulk, but they're all fanfic pics that are too explicit for CV. The cleanest one I can find involves Thor staring in awe at Hulk's.........worldbreaker.

And to answer the question we've all got on our minds right now, Hulk is the one on top. Always.

Fifty shades of Green

"I don't make love... I smash hard."

Posted by mrdecepticonleader

lol

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