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#1 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

aztek_the_lost says:

"Batman - Outside (Staind) how's that?"

that works

@ warlock: That chpmunks voice scares me...

#2 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

DEADPOOL says:

"Vance Astro says:
"Shaper says:
"Vance Astro says:
"DEADPOOL says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Deadpool is not that skilled hand to hand."
Who are you trying to trick? He's better than Wolverine, Cable, fought Killmonger (the guy who beat Black Panther) to a stand-still, aswell as beat DareDevil, Batroc, Taskmaster, Iron Fist, amongst many others."
How do you figure Deadpool is a better fighter than Wolverine.Cable worked him hand to hand,KillMonger destroyed him,He has never beat Daredevil except for in Contest of Champions II but DD got all the hits..it was called a win because Deadpool had the gun to DD's head and you didn't have to kill you opponent in the contest to win.Batroc and Taskmaster who cares."
Taskmaster has copied many hand to hand move from comic character. So, you shouldn't say "Who cares". Taskmaster admitted that deadpool could beat him, and he did! With both feet tied together and 1 hand (I think that's how it went). And there are other character who beat people by just martial art skills. I can name so many."
Ok but this doesn't prove Deadpool is a better fighter than Wolverine.He still has never fairly beaten DD,He lost to the Punisher and Domino so many times,He never had a chance against Killmonger.And he has never beaten Iron Fist either from what i've seen. "
Wolverine has never been able to beat Deadpool in any of their fights. Cable has never "worked him hand to hand." Without his TK, Cable hasn't beaten Deadpool. Killmonger and Deadpool literally fought to a stand-still in both of their fights. Deadpool used DareDevil as a punching bag during the "Whomever Fights Monsters" story-line. Batroc and Taskmaster are two highly skilled martial-artists. Deadpool was beating Punisher in their first fight until the plot turned against him. Firstly, Deadpool had a gun to Punisher's head but was more interested in talking than killing him, then when they went into the water, Punisher stabbed Deadpool in the leg and... for some bizarre reason, Deadpool blacked out. Then round two, Deadpool was literally punching the Punisher to death until some civilians stepped in and helped (one gave Punisher a gun), then Punisher started chasing Deadpool through town until Deadpool started beating Punisher to death again, yet another civilian got in the way. At the end of the fight, Deadpool was about to slit Punisher's throat when a news report said that the guy that hired Deadpool died. Deadpool was toying with Iron Fist and Luke Cage until Cable showed up to help, then Deadpool cleaned Iron Fist's clock when he attacked the Secret Avengers. And when has Deadpool lost to Domino in hand to hand combat? "

wow, that is what we call an intellegent fanboy argument

#3 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

can't think of any good ones for bats though...

#4 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"I am back!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Stars align and chaos reigns* "

HOW!!!!!!

#5 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Dreadnaught says:

"Mighty Magneto says:
"Dreadnaught says:
"I am back!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Stars align and chaos reigns* "
ALright got your account back and running"
I found out it was still logged on with one of my sibling's computer. So I changed to password from there and logged out. "

damnit. wait a second...

#6 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

aztek the lost says:

"Assimilation2 says:
"Spiderman- Ode to a superhero By Weird Al Yankovic"
damn, I knew I was missing one... Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader- The Saga Begins (Weird Al)"

I can't believe that hadn't been thought of

Sasuke-Just Like you by three days grace

#7 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Shaper says:
"Vance Astro says:
"DEADPOOL says:
"Vance Astro says:
"Deadpool is not that skilled hand to hand."
Who are you trying to trick? He's better than Wolverine, Cable, fought Killmonger (the guy who beat Black Panther) to a stand-still, aswell as beat DareDevil, Batroc, Taskmaster, Iron Fist, amongst many others."
How do you figure Deadpool is a better fighter than Wolverine.Cable worked him hand to hand,KillMonger destroyed him,He has never beat Daredevil except for in Contest of Champions II but DD got all the hits..it was called a win because Deadpool had the gun to DD's head and you didn't have to kill you opponent in the contest to win.Batroc and Taskmaster who cares."
Taskmaster has copied many hand to hand move from comic character. So, you shouldn't say "Who cares". Taskmaster admitted that deadpool could beat him, and he did! With both feet tied together and 1 hand (I think that's how it went). And there are other character who beat people by just martial art skills. I can name so many."
Ok but this doesn't prove Deadpool is a better fighter than Wolverine.He still has never fairly beaten DD,He lost to the Punisher and Domino so many times,He never had a chance against Killmonger.And he has never beaten Iron Fist either from what i've seen. "

He's beaten wolverine twice (I think, I know he beat him once) He's also ought the young avengers prety well, even escaping (albeit, by blowing himself up) and he has beaten multiple martial artists.

#8 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Superman- Kryptonite by Three doors Down (duh)

Spiderman- Ode to a superhero By Weird Al Yankovic

Hulk- Papercut by Linkin Park

#9 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Vance Astro says:

"Korg says:
"I explained the diamond part already. How could she get close enough to Deadpool if he is just flipping around shooting at her? Maybe Organic diamond has different properties than real diamond, but even so, she has a rather large flaw. One shot to the face could shatter her entire body. The argument of "so and so lost to X who is weaker than Y, therfore Y wins" is completely illogical and has been proven wrong time and again. Captain America taking down Hulk, Batman taking out who knows how many people who were much stronger than him, etc."
So now your going to make it seem as if Emma can't catch Deadpool? Emma can put up a psi-forcefield which Deadpool can't shoot through...and throw sh!t telepathically all day.The Diamond form does have a flaw but how can exploit a flaw you don't know about? My thoery of Deadpool not beating regular humans so therefore can't beat Emma isn't far off.Has a regular human ever beat Emma? No! Captain America taking down Hulk is bad writing and everyone knows it.Deadpool is show repeatedly losing to people with no powers.Batman is DC so i'm not even going to comment on him.Either way you can blow off my other arguments if you want.If Emma puts up a psi-shield..there is nothing Deadpool can do to hit her and she can throw cars,equipment...anything that is near by at him with her mind..he's not fast enough to dogde everything..if he didn't have healing factor, several characters would have killed him already."

psi shiled would require telekinetic abilities, which emma does not have, as well as the throwing stuff around. So deadpool would still be able to shoot at her.

#10 Posted by Assimilation2 (736 posts) - - Show Bio

Resonate says:

"Assimilation2 says:
"the Earthly equivalent to Hell, Virginia"
no I'm pretty sure that's what the sign says :P"

No, it would be hell if satan lived here. instead, he lives at 1600 Pensylvania Avenue.