• Date joined:2010-07-09
  • City:Cincinnati
  • Gender:Male
  • Alignment:Good
  • Points:0 Points
  • Ranked:Currently Disabled

Transported from another dimension I have found myself firmly planted in the heart of America, Cincinnati to be specific.
My super amazing abilities of quick witted monologues and a monger type understanding of fine foods has kept me fit and single these past thirty years.
My weaknesses include strong female archetypes and of course bacon, no one among us can withstand that irresistible force that is bacon.