Now I've looked through this and decided to put my spin on things. Now, I won't lie, I am a Spider-man fan myself, but, I refuse to be biased because of this. So, facts first.
Spider-man:
Spider sense allows him to sense and react to danger- with or without him doing do voluntarily. He is very flexible and nimble. Able to out contort an olympic medalist. Yes, God help me, he has been able to punch out a Tyrannosaurus. He has to roll with the punches of those weaker than him or risk breaking their wrist. One strand of his webbing is enough to hold the Incredible fuckin Hulk. Mind you, the Hulk-or anyone else really- would not hold still long enough for the webbing dry and therefore harden properly. That's why a lot of heavy hitters are able to break out. He is able to fight for days with little to no fatigue.
Beast Boy AKA Changeling:
He is able to transform into multiple beasts despite existence, time, or place. At will with no discomfort and indefinitely. He can also transform into groups of the same animal and-here's the kicker- change their size. As he has done with at least a snake and a tarantula. But, he is no stronger than the animal would naturally be at their normal size. He too is a skilled fighter and is no push over.
Now. Here's how I think this encounter would go down.
BB: Hey dude, wanna grab a pizza?
SM: Sure, my treat.
BB: Sweet.
The end.
But, in a fight. It'd be a catch twenty two. Yes, Spidey can KO a T-rex. But BB could go larger than normal and just shrug it off- but mind you that would increase gravity's power on him and...I dunno, break his leg?. Yes, BB could go pheonix and set the joint ablaze. But, Spidey could smother it with his webbing, no oxygen, no flame. Yes, Spidey has his agility, but BB is just as agile. Spidey is very good at close combat having been trained by Shang-Chi, but BB has rolled with many groups and leaders and is no pushover himself. This fight would get long and tired and eventually they'd question why the fuck they were fighting and move on. Maybe grab a slice of pie on the way.
Take that as you will but there you go. That's my two cents worth.
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