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Edited by Armistice

All of you. Every one of you. You will all listen when I speak.

I have been here for a few years now. I was with Icarusflies on The Order of the Black Hand, I was with Feral Nova and Cly on We Are Legend. I haven't had that "big break" that some of my close friends have had. I am not a vet, not a legend. I could disappear tomorrow, and new Viners would have no idea who I was, or that I even existed.

For this, I am not bitter. I regret nothing of this. I could have participated in more "big" RPs, that I unfortunately missed out on, but it's not a get-down. It's fuel. My unreached goals are my food. They spur me on.

So, with all due respect to my excellent first round opponent, Darkchild, an incredibly intimidating individual in both Prime and New Universes, and all the participants in the KOV, consider this ample warning. You may have more skill than me, you may have more experience, you may have already got a KOV win under your belt, and you may be the best thing since sliced bread (that sht is unbelievable).

But just remember, when you enter that round, and you picture me sitting at my keyboard, picking my metaphors and similes, rolling every word off my tongue, tasting every honeyed word, that I, Mattersuit, have NOTHING. TO. LOSE!

Best of luck to you all. You're gonna need it.

That's the spirit I'm looking for !

Posted by Lady_Liberty

(and I am calling BS, as long as there is an Anthony_Stark alt floating around, no one is allowerd to call ME a second rate Iron Man. LOL)

Ah you're right. You're a third rate Iron man :-P

Posted by Armistice

@armistice said:

(and I am calling BS, as long as there is an Anthony_Stark alt floating around, no one is allowerd to call ME a second rate Iron Man. LOL)

Ah you're right. You're a third rate Iron man :-P

That's better :)

Posted by Connoisseur

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

Hahahahaha

Posted by Armistice

@morte_knightfall:

Where have you been, this thread has your name written all over it and yet you have been a no-show?

(G did get me pretty good there)

Posted by Connoisseur

@armistice: I was trashing Tranquil on the other thread so I'm done verbally whipping juniors for the day. Tomorrow I'm coming at whoever I feel like Ethering :P

Edited by Armistice

@morte_knightfall:

You gotta give Tranquil credit, the man is willing to mix it up, no fear.

Edited by Spectrion

@armistice: I was trashing Tranquil on the other thread so I'm done verbally whipping juniors for the day. Tomorrow I'm coming at whoever I feel like Ethering :P

Ha! You call those unrelated cat jokes whipping you cheap knock off suit wearing Wally West? :P

Posted by Connoisseur

@armistice: LOL he was a lot more fun than Az.

@spectrion: That's a lot of talk for a man dressed as a walking latex p*ssy in his other account :)

Posted by Spectrion

@morte_knightfall: LOL You insulted yourself with another account. Can you say epic fail? xDD

Posted by Connoisseur

@spectrion: I told you son, I'm not Impero anymore :) What I call an epic fail is you disappearing in RPGs when your landlord decides to shut your power off. Get to them bills son ;)

Posted by Armistice

@spectrion: I told you son, I'm not Impero anymore :) What I call an epic fail is you disappearing in RPGs when your landlord decides to shut your power off. Get to them bills son ;)

Tell that to Gambler, everyone is always going to be known by either their first account or one with the most impact.

Posted by Connoisseur
Edited by Spectrion

@morte_knightfall: It was better the first time. Now your just washed up. I think I'm going to just get some quarters and change the load.

Posted by Connoisseur

@spectrion: More weaksauce from the nino who's birth certificate is an apology from a condom factory. In related news, humans need water :)

Edited by Zain_

LMFAO XD

Posted by Armistice

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

Hey G, there is a call for you from Marvel's legal department, something about Gambit and trademark infringement, sounds important :)

Posted by Zain_

@armistice: Would they not be calling me for Anthony_Stark? :P

Edited by Armistice

@armistice: Would they not be calling me for Anthony_Stark? :P

Nope, they would try to charge you for character defamation :)

Posted by Zain_

@armistice: Marvel Stark has never had a good reputation to begin with, His NOW Comic sucks , If anything I gave them free advertising :P

Posted by Emilie_Aensland

@the_last_arashikage said:

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

Hey G, there is a call for you from Marvel's legal department, something about Gambit and trademark infringement, sounds important :)

Yeah they wanted to make sure I wasnt going to sue them for jackin my swag. I told em it was all good, that I've been swag jacked so many times I dont even notice anymore.

Posted by Armistice

@armistice: Marvel Stark has never had a good reputation to begin with, His NOW Comic sucks , If anything I gave them free advertising :P

Actually Stark used to be a good character and with a solid rep if you read back long enough. Then Civil War happened and the Architects decided to make him Marvel's designated douche bag for the past decade. His book has sucked for so long I cannot remember what year it was the last time I read it and did not call BS.

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage said:

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

Hey G, there is a call for you from Marvel's legal department, something about Gambit and trademark infringement, sounds important :)

Yeah they wanted to make sure I wasnt going to sue them for jackin my swag. I told em it was all good, that I've been swag jacked so many times I dont even notice anymore.

That's funny, they jacked your swag, then Gambit's title got cancelled, coincidence?

Posted by Armistice

How do you know if a character is an alt of Mercy's?

If they are an assassin who gets pregnant AND crippled, chances are high :)

Posted by Emilie_Aensland
Posted by Spectrion
Posted by Icarusflies

All of you. Every one of you. You will all listen when I speak.

I have been here for a few years now. I was with Icarusflies on The Order of the Black Hand, I was with Feral Nova and Cly on We Are Legend. I haven't had that "big break" that some of my close friends have had. I am not a vet, not a legend. I could disappear tomorrow, and new Viners would have no idea who I was, or that I even existed.

For this, I am not bitter. I regret nothing of this. I could have participated in more "big" RPs, that I unfortunately missed out on, but it's not a get-down. It's fuel. My unreached goals are my food. They spur me on.

So, with all due respect to my excellent first round opponent, Darkchild, an incredibly intimidating individual in both Prime and New Universes, and all the participants in the KOV, consider this ample warning. You may have more skill than me, you may have more experience, you may have already got a KOV win under your belt, and you may be the best thing since sliced bread (that sht is unbelievable).

But just remember, when you enter that round, and you picture me sitting at my keyboard, picking my metaphors and similes, rolling every word off my tongue, tasting every honeyed word, that I, Mattersuit, have NOTHING. TO. LOSE!

Best of luck to you all. You're gonna need it.

You're going to go down HARD for mentioning the OotBH. But I seriously want to fight you as Mortality and have you make jokes about the Mortality on that team so I have mixed feelings right now. >_>

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Posted by Pyrogram

@armistice said:

@niccolo_machiavelli said:

@armistice: Would they not be calling me for Anthony_Stark? :P

Nope, they would try to charge you for character defamation :)

I literally lol'ed xD

LOL he has said much better in this thread, you have low standards.

Posted by FALLENprophet

Waiting for Yowie to make our fight's opening post.

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Posted by Armistice

@icarusflies:

New blood, bring the hate !

@armistice: Bittorrents

come on man, you can do better than that.

You have been hitting me HARD, I expect more in retribution.

@armistice said:

@niccolo_machiavelli said:

@armistice: Would they not be calling me for Anthony_Stark? :P

Nope, they would try to charge you for character defamation :)

I literally lol'ed xD

That one for sure makes my top 3 jabs so far.

Posted by Pyrogram
Edited by FALLENprophet

@pyrogram: well he said he was going to post and I don't want to post when he's put effort and time into his post. I'm just messing haha

Posted by 614azrael

@armistice: LOL he was a lot more fun than Az.

Playing a video game I beet years ago, with my sister who was more involved in Face Book; was more fun then arguing with you.

And the best part doing college home work was more compelling then waisting the time to read your posts. ^_~ you won the trash talk, you won because you bored me

Posted by Connoisseur

@614azrael: Az girl I told you, if my pants aren't down to my ankles, don't open your mouth :)

Posted by Spectrion
Posted by Connoisseur
Edited by 614azrael

@morte_knightfall: Tell ya what you can have Razor lets see how that goes. Heres a hint hard to be a player if you would end up with nothing to show later. Any chance there I give you I promise would go badly.

Posted by Connoisseur

@614azrael: I'd have a comeback for that, but all my come is backed up in your throat ;)

Posted by 614azrael

@morte_knightfall:

You need to wake up and smell the bullsht your speaking because you keep it up and the smell would send away even a female Nerx.

Posted by Jaegerjaquez
Edited by Barkins

lol.... what are you guys even on about now?

Posted by Charlemagne
Posted by Connoisseur
Posted by Connoisseur
Posted by 614azrael

@morte_knightfall: @the_last_arashikage: it was a rather low blow(not that I'm surprised Morte would use one :P) but don't worry I know its all in jest. If theres trouble I got his back(well maybe not at this rate lol)

Posted by Amora

Posted by Connoisseur

@614azrael: Its all in jest of course. But no doubt I overdid it with that one :P

Edited by Jaegerjaquez
Posted by Charlemagne
Posted by Charlemagne

@jaegerjaquez: You're not innocent you're a Viper who pretends to be a garter snake :P

Posted by Connoisseur