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Edited by Shanana

@warlock360: daaah but you're expecting all your opponents to sell, even If you would havewriten great posts, you'll have to live in fear of some good old "*shoots lazer*" one liners and then what? ;P

You guys are never going to let me live that down lmfao

Posted by warlock360

^.~

Edited by EdwardWindsor

@armistice: No investment in the universe that way though, which means the bio/character wasn't worth the time investing in really lol

Edited by Zain_

I wonder how it would have turned out if I went into the KOV with this account...hmmm

Posted by Kiddevil

Man thought you were gonna make fun of everyone seems you only made fun of Sha once :(

Posted by Icarusflies

@armistice:

For me, I was introduced to the 'RPG' Forum by Rumble Man (Before he disappeared). I met him in the 'Off-Topic' Forum long ago. Pyrogram, I also met in the 'Off-Topic' Forum. After joining, I became friends with Nerx through the Underground Fight Club, when he randomly tried to eat Shadow. Shadowswordsman, Royal Rumble Man, and everyone else, just by being in the 'Chain Threads' a lot. I met Lastpyre in this KOV.

And that is probably my circle

Oh and no offence to Mercy, but Icarusflies is nicer....or at least to me, he is

d^_^b

^___^

All the better to make sure you suspect nothing of my hostile Vine takeover!

(I'm a girl just btw, common mistake)

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Posted by Tranquil
I'm gonna win

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Posted by superstay

@icarusflies:

LOL, I think Gambler and The Poet are the only Mods who gender I get correct

dO+Ob

Posted by Armistice

@armistice: No investment in the universe that way though, which means the bio/character wasn't worth the time investing in really lol

Pretty much, I could list all of my Prime accomplishments in about 30 seconds, and even calling them that is a stretch.

@kiddevil said:

Man thought you were gonna make fun of everyone seems you only made fun of Sha once :(

1 - This is a marathon and not a race, plenty of time to get to everyone

2 - I focus more on active vets and up and comers, not HAS-BEENS

@superstay said:

@armistice:

For me, I was introduced to the 'RPG' Forum by Rumble Man (Before he disappeared). I met him in the 'Off-Topic' Forum long ago. Pyrogram, I also met in the 'Off-Topic' Forum. After joining, I became friends with Nerx through the Underground Fight Club, when he randomly tried to eat Shadow. Shadowswordsman, Royal Rumble Man, and everyone else, just by being in the 'Chain Threads' a lot. I met Lastpyre in this KOV.

And that is probably my circle

Oh and no offence to Mercy, but Icarusflies is nicer....or at least to me, he is

d^_^b

^___^

All the better to make sure you suspect nothing of my hostile Vine takeover!

(I'm a girl just btw, common mistake)

Really? Never took you for a guy myself.

@icarusflies:

LOL, I think Gambler and The Poet are the only Mods who gender I get correct

dO+Ob

The ratio of guys to girls on here is skewed male to a huge degree, assuming everyone is a guy is usually pretty safe

For future reference I am equipped with man parts

Posted by Armistice

OFFICIAL KOV VII HECKLING BLOG ANNOUNCEMENT

There are not enough people heckling me back for all of my bombs, Gambler is carrying you all in that department.

The KOV participants are actually being good sports and respectful, and that is no fun for the rest of us, so stop by and CALL OUT YOUR OPPONENT.

If someone does not get banned because of this thread, I will have failed in my mission, BRING IT PEOPLE.

Edited by Lady_Liberty

@armistice: You wouldn't BELIEVE how many 'sup bro' style PM's I got on Amaranth. Its like guys speak a completely different language or something. I call it 'brospeak'.

Posted by Shanana
Posted by superstay

@armistice:

The weird thing is, I mistook Mercy for a girl; And it turned out she was a dude...Or was it the other way.

I don't know, my head hurts now

d~-~b

Posted by Armistice

@lady_liberty:

No question we have our Man-ish language, sprinkled with machismo, sports lingo, and neanderthal traits to be used only with our own kind. Take no offense it's just our way to be able to talk behind your back and think we are awesome because we have the decoder ring between our legs

Posted by Lady_Liberty

@armistice: I took it as an opportunity to learn; like observing animals in their natural habitat lol.

Posted by Armistice

@superstay said:

@armistice:

The weird thing is, I mistook Mercy for a girl; And it turned out she was a dude...Or was it the other way.

I don't know, my head hurts now

d~-~b

This comment has made my day sir

@armistice: I took it as an opportunity to learn; like observing animals in their natural habitat lol.

I think it is something still hidden in the male body parts that evolution is slowly removing from the blueprints

Posted by Kiddevil

@armistice: Wait who is a has been? And funny words coming from the dude in the retirement home.

Edited by Jaegerjaquez

@armistice: You wouldn't BELIEVE how many 'sup bro' style PM's I got on Amaranth. Its like guys speak a completely different language or something. I call it 'brospeak'.

That's funny.

Posted by Zain_

@lady_liberty: You do realize the next PM you get will be "sup bro" haha

Posted by Lady_Liberty
Posted by Armistice

@kiddevil said:

@armistice: Wait who is a has been? And funny words coming from the dude in the retirement home.

Has Been = Gambler + Z

Great view from the sidelines actually :)

Posted by LastPyre

I love reading this thread.

Posted by Armistice

@lastpyre said:

I love reading this thread.

Stop reading and start talking smack :)

Ask your opponent what it feels like to be made someone's b!tch

Posted by LastPyre

@armistice:

I would, but I think he's already been burnt enough.

Edited by Shanana

For my 3rd consecutive appearance. I've made it to round 2 on a technicality.

Edited by Pyrogram

For my 3rd consecutive appearance. I've made it to round 2 on a technicality.

That sucks

Posted by Shanana

@pyrogram said:

@ziccarra_liafador said:

For my 3rd consecutive appearance. I've made it to round 2 on a technicality.

That sucks

It's just God's way of saying, I don't need to work as hard.

Posted by LastPyre

@pyrogram:

I agree, that does suck. I've won my first fight and will (probably) be in round two. And this is my first time.

Posted by Charlemagne

Has Been = Gambler + Z

This is like Shawn Bradley saying LeBron James and Kevin Durant are washed up.

Posted by Armistice

@lastpyre said:

@armistice:

I would, but I think he's already been burnt enough.

Strike fast, strike hard, show no mercy !

Posted by Shanana

@armistice said:

Has Been = Gambler + Z

This is like Shawn Bradley saying LeBron James and Kevin Durant are washed up.

So I'm KD?

Posted by LastPyre

@armistice:

I prefer to draw out the suffering over a long period of time. Its more satisfying.

Edited by Charlemagne

@the_last_arashikage said:

@armistice said:

Has Been = Gambler + Z

This is like Shawn Bradley saying LeBron James and Kevin Durant are washed up.

So I'm KD?

I was gonna let you be LeBron since you've won the KoV. KoV = Championship but if you'd rather be KD thats fine as well lol

Edited by Shanana

@the_last_arashikage: Ok, I' was going to let you be Lebron, because of his massive ego; but I'll be King James. lol

Posted by Armistice

@armistice said:

Has Been = Gambler + Z

This is like Shawn Bradley saying LeBron James and Kevin Durant are washed up.

Did you just compare me to the Stormin' Mormon, Shawn F'ing Bradley?????????????????

http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11111/111111122/3127268-2626377290-CnC_F.jpg

This.................Means.........................WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Charlemagne

@armistice: HA!

@ziccarra_liafador: Well I think he suits you better, what with the whole needing another Hall of Famer to carry him and all lol

Posted by Shanana

@the_last_arashikage: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNED!!!

Posted by Armistice

@the_last_arashikage:

Actually with your history in the Vine you should be NBA HOF'er Calvin Murphy

and his 15 mostly illegitimate kids....

Edited by Charlemagne

@armistice: I do have to give you credit, you did manage to turn the whole "I'm taking my ball and going home" cliche into a masterpiece.

@ziccarra_liafador: hahaha was expecting you to come back with some fire :P

Edited by Shanana

@armistice: I do have to give you credit, you did manage to turn the whole "I'm taking my ball and going home" cliche into a masterpiece.

@ziccarra_liafador: hahaha was expecting you to come back with some fire :P

Yea, I was too, but I got nothing. We're going to circle back to that lol

Posted by Charlemagne
Posted by Armistice

@the_last_arashikage:

If you are going to do something, do it right :)

and there is no cliche involved, at my level it is considered an art.

Edited by Charlemagne

@armistice: You're like Picasso minus all that genius and talent baggage :P

Posted by Armistice

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

Posted by Charlemagne

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

Posted by Mattersuit

All of you. Every one of you. You will all listen when I speak.
I have been here for a few years now. I was with Icarusflies on The Order of the Black Hand, I was with Feral Nova and Cly on We Are Legend. I haven't had that "big break" that some of my close friends have had. I am not a vet, not a legend. I could disappear tomorrow, and new Viners would have no idea who I was, or that I even existed.

For this, I am not bitter. I regret nothing of this. I could have participated in more "big" RPs, that I unfortunately missed out on, but it's not a get-down. It's fuel. My unreached goals are my food. They spur me on.

So, with all due respect to my excellent first round opponent, Darkchild, an incredibly intimidating individual in both Prime and New Universes, and all the participants in the KOV, consider this ample warning. You may have more skill than me, you may have more experience, you may have already got a KOV win under your belt, and you may be the best thing since sliced bread (that sht is unbelievable).

But just remember, when you enter that round, and you picture me sitting at my keyboard, picking my metaphors and similes, rolling every word off my tongue, tasting every honeyed word, that I, Mattersuit, have NOTHING. TO. LOSE!

Best of luck to you all. You're gonna need it.

Edited by Armistice

@armistice said:

@the_last_arashikage:

More like Da Vinci and the multifaceted greatness

I really think you are pretty good at the whole RPG thing, maybe another year or two and you could rate as my sidekick

And its because I'm so good that I would be able to stifle my unmitigated greatness and sell being a sidekick to a discount Tony Stark.

You know what, I have to agree, you would probably be a champ at selling yourself as beneath me....close to home and all that jazz :)

(and I am calling BS, as long as there is an Anthony_Stark alt floating around, no one is allowerd to call ME a second rate Iron Man. LOL)