AlKusanagi's forum posts

#1 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

But Batman knows every martial art ever which means he already knows everything Iron Fist knows and hes just choozing not 2 uz his super saiyin powaz!111!!over9000!!

Seriously though, Danny takes this. Shang Chi vs Bats may be a little more even, but even then I'd side with Chang.

#2 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

10 years later and she's still strippin'? Girl, you could of at least had your GED by now...

#3 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

Yo! Since Superman beats Goku, and Batman can beat Superman, that means Batman can beat Goku!

#4 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

Oh man... My bank account is going to hate me, but I've got to have them!!!

Look at it this way: They're not out until at least March, so putting aside 50 bucks a month is enough to afford them.

#5 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

I don't see the comparisons of Ronan to Malekith. You could take every Mal scene out of Thor 2 and it would change nothing, but Ronan was perfectly fine. I think the problem is just that Loki has spoiled everyone. "Stoic" does not equal "boring," and Ronan was intimidating as hell. Who else has the SpaceBalls to threaten Thanos?

#6 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

@war_killer: Hey, if the actual Star Wars movie coming out next year is half as entertaining as this, then I'll be ecstatic, but until then, I'm going to pretend that this was a crazy Outer Rim Star Wars movie, as well as a Marvel movie.

#7 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

This is the Star Wars movie we've been waiting 30 years for.

#8 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

Dear Batman vs Superman,

When you throw everything at the wall to see what sticks, you just end up with a messy wall.

Love, Al

#9 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

Wanted: One cinematic Batman without mascara.

#10 Posted by AlKusanagi (602 posts) - - Show Bio

For 5 million you could hire someone to deal with it for you. Your very own personal bum-washer.