agustinaldo

@allstarsuperman:

This is the same bullshit reasoning that made fucking movies like "Alien VS Predator" or "Live Free and Die Hard" PG-13.

This isn't the fucking Disney forum, I don't have to protect the precious ears of your children (who already swear in school and among their peers).

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Mother Fucker and Assface VS Fuckwit and Shithead.

Who the fuck wins?

Good luck trying to write dialogue for any match involving Vince Vega, Jules Winnifield, Debra Morgan, Eric Cartman, or ANY character played by Joe Pesci...

You do realize Batman has actually defeated Carnage in comics before (when Carnage teamed up with the Joker), right?

So, don't start that "X solos" junk...

THE HEROES:

-Nanoha Takamachi

-Fate Testarossa

-Leonardo (2003 cartoon version)

-King Arthur (mix of the "Camelot" version and the "Gargoyles" version)

-Batman (post-Crisis on Infinite Earths, pre-New 52 version)

-Jack Frost (from "Rise of the Guardians")

-Samurai Jack

-Kenshin Himura

-Stature (Earth 616 version)

-Mister T (mix of his "Mister T Versus" webcomic version, his version from the "Mister T" cartoon, and his version from the "Mister T and the T Force" comics)

-Twilight Sparkle

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THE VILLAINS:

-Pinhead the Cenobite

-Jason Voorhees (from the original movies, not the remake)

-Michael Myers (from the original movies, not the remake)

-Jeremy Briggs (from Marvel Comics)

-Carnage (Earth 616 version)

-Hannibal Lecter (mix of all versions)

-Jigsaw (John Kramer)

-Benjamin Linus

-The Tall Man (from the "Phantasm" movies)

-Beetlejuice (mix of movie and cartoon version)

So, which team wins?

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Can Cloverfield defeat both of the Mutos, or will they prove too much for him?