The_Deathstroker, often seen as Oprah Winfrey's rival, is a Viner and a student, and had very progressive views on the role of men and women in society. To those of you who are feminists or humanists should now click the back button and choose another topic to read...this is for progressive minded people who see males being superior to females and want to help shape human civilization into something new and masculine.

How are men better, you ask?

1. Men handle their finances better. Women are to blame for the world's financial crisis, and so enslaving women would eliminate debt and bring fix the economy.

2. Men are smarter, therefore, women are not worthy of freedom.

3. Women are the cause of unemployment. Making them serve men alone and not allow them to work would completely diminish the unemployment crisis in the US of A.

4. Men have muscles, women are weak and so don't deserve to be considered humans.

To be perfectly honest punishing women who commit domestic/make disparaging sexist remarks, abuse is not enough, and will not be enough until every woman who doesn't live up to her boyfriend's or husband's expectations, hewould be within his right to have her euthanized. Before that can happen though we need to change our attitudes about the value of women, and a complete redefinition on ethical standards.

If we ever want anything that resembles a utopian society, we need to domesticate the heterosexual female. We must reeducate the entire Earthling populace that hetero-females must be regarded as pets, they shouldn't be abused (they would have the same rights afforded to animal pets, like dogs and cats) but they should not have the amount of rights as humans do.

There are plenty of women who would agree with me. They're called "beta-females", though I do believe that most women do have an instinctual need to serve men, and those who claim not to have been brainwashed by pre-conceived notions and constraints based on societal expectations.

Women are responsible for all the worlds problems and bloodshed. I believe us men shall enslave their race in the future and make them our pets, treat them like dirt, and use them only to pleasure and serve us.

Anyone think as I do?

Deathy

Now excuse me while I go log on to my alt, and use it to make look like I'm not the only nutcase on here.

WORD OF THE DAY:

Hot Dog-

noun

1. a frankfurter, especially one served hot in a long, soft roll and topped with various condiments.

"he's ordering a hot dog"

2.NORTH AMERICAN informal

a person who shows off, especially a skier or surfer who performs stunts or tricks.

THE STORY:

I just had a cold hotdog, or a colddog, or a not so hot hotdog, or an icedog, or anti-hotdog, or a negative hot hotdog, whatever you wanna call it for lunch.

Here's what happened:

1) I got hungry.

2) I looked around for food. I could only find hotdogs.

3) I started cooking the hotdogs.

4) It started to drizzle.

5) I finished cooking hotdogs and thought nothing of the drizzle.

6) I put the hotdogs on some slices of bread because I'm out of buns.

7) I put ketchup on the hotdogs and that's it. Because I'm weird and don't like anything else on there.

7.1) While I was doing this my phone went off with a weather alert and if you ever had that happen you know when that happens your phone makes an obnoxiously loud sound. I was in the zone putting this ketchup on the hotdog and that sound came screeching out of my pocket. I jumped, dropped the ketchup bottle on the floor (it squirted everywhere), and nearly had a heart attack. It was so loud, I thought we were under attack by the Canadians (they're too nice, I don't trust them). I took out my phone and saw it was a Severe Storm Warning... It was still drizzling and so I thought nothing of it.

7.2) The TV is on in the room right next to the kitchen and all the sudden one of the Sever Weather Warnings comes on there. I have a dog with very sensitive ears, so whenever that BEEP sound is made by the TV she freaks out and starts running around the house like there's a bomb going off. This time she just freaked out, started barking, and running in circles. I laugh because she looks hilarious. She gets dizzy and slams into the wall. I freak out, but she gets up fine.

7.3) I'm petting my dogs head to comfort her in case she hurt herself from the wall incident, and all of the sudden I see a huge flash of light outside the living room window and it's immediately followed by a gigantic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!! My dog starts running so fast it looks like she's in the Scooby Doo show because she's running in one spot while her feet are flying. She finally gains traction, runs downstairs, and is howling and barking from the basement.

8) Its pouring out now, all the windows are open because it was hot out, and so I have to run around the house closing all the windows. Before I'm even finished doing this (we have a LOT of windows) the storm eases up a bit and my dog comes back upstairs (I don't notice her right away) and starts licking the ketchup all over the kitchen. I finish with the windows and all the sudden I hear a little licking noise. I go into the kitchen, look at my dog, and my dog looks at me. He mouth and paws are covered with ketchup and it looks like she just ripped a man in half from all the red in her teeth and claws. I hold her away from the ketchup with one hand and try cleaning up what's left on the ground with another when all the sudden she starts gagging from eating too much ketchup and then she starts throwing up on me and the floor. So now I'm trying to keep the dog from eating the ketchup while trying to clean up the ketchup while trying to keep her away from me so she stops puking on me while trying to clean up her throw up so she doesn't eat it.

9) I miraculously finish cleaning all that, taking care of my dog, and washing up. I grab my plate with two hotdogs and a pickle and bring it to my room to eat because I wanted to watch something on my TV while I ate. I sit down, get comfortable, and then when I go to pick up my hotdog I realize it's no longer a hot dog. I'm too lazy to get back up so I eat it anyway.

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I learned today that hotdogs have hot in their name for a reason. That cold-dog was the worst thing I've ever tasted in my fifteen years of life. I have never tasted a more disgusting,y vile piece of garbage in my life.

What did it taste like you ask? Like eating cold bloody poo as it came out of a ninety year old man's butt with a hairy mole on it that hadn't been wiped for years.

Now excuse me while I go to the bathroom for the sixteenth time since I've eaten that.... Monster.

Joke of the day, serving it up Gary's way:

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a chihuahua?

A hot diggity, dog!

UPDATE: If you remember, I started out with two hotdogs. I don't let food go to waste and so I have now eaten two cold dogs today.

Blog-

bläg/

noun

1. A personal website or web page on which an individual records opinions, links to other sites, etc. on a regular basis.

I'M MAKING MY OWN BLOG! HA! That's funny.

Anyway, it's really late here and I'm really tired so forgive any grammar errors or stupidity on my end.

Alright..... Here we go:

I went to Kohl's with my mom today because I have no friends or a life. Nah, just kidding. I went to get stuff for my dad's birthday and um.... In the clothes department, I mean this is Kohl's, it's not like they have any other department, and we were looking for clothes because that's what you do in the clothes department. Like I said earlier I was really tired so I leaned back on one of those clothes racks that hold the clothes because that's what a clothes rack does, and I somehow mocked it down and it fell onto some man-worker and crashed into the next rack and there was just a domino affect. The man screamed like a girl when he was hit and it was kind of funny, and bout fifteen of those racks fell down. The man got up fine and wasn't hurt, but he got up and he looks at us, we look at him, we look back at the racks, and then he looks back at the racks. I don't know what was wrong with this guy, but when he turned around and looked at all the racks laying on the ground he passed out. Literally passed out.

This is where it's just so pathetic it's funny. When he passed out he fell backwards and knocked down another rack facing a different direction that caused another domino affect.

By this time, many people heard all the noise and one of the managers on duty comes to the scene as the second domino affect happens. He's a little tiny (I mean REALLY tiny, he's like not even five feet), frail, old, Asian man (not trying to be racist if it sounds racist) and when he sees the second domino affect happening he screams like one of those funky Voldemort noises that Voldie makes in the movies (basically, a quack). He then continues to run towards one of the racks that is about to fall and tries keeping it up.... Remember, these racks are covered in lots of clothes and made of metal so they are quite heavy.... He fails and is taken down hard and fast by this rack. He's pinned underneath it. Now there's a ton of people watching everything go down (no pun intended) while my mom and myself just looked on in shock, horror, and embarrassment. All the sudden a massive (this guy is the complete opposite of the Asian dude, I'd say this guy was almost seven feet tall and was just an overall hulk of a human. Kind of looked like Mark Henry) African American (once again, not meant to be racist) man comes out of the crowd and goes running towards the pinned Asian man and hurls the rack (with clothes still on) like ten feet off this guy. The little, tiny Asian man hugs the massive African American and it just looks hilarious.

A little while after the crowd dispersed we walked up to the Asian-manager, we were petrified, and we just kept apologizing and telling him what happened and how it was an accident, and he shushes us. He pauses for a little bit and then says, "Don't worry, it was all an act."

.....-.-.... You put us through all that sh!t..... And it was just a.... Joke? Well f*ck you, buddy. It wasn't funny.

Apparently, they do this to unsuspecting costumers and give them a gift card at the end of it all. They measure everything up so it all falls together and none of the clothes are harmed and have actor-workers activate this domino affect when someone passes by a "marked" rack. It's something new they started that week, and they'll only do it for a little bit because they don't want media attention for it.

So yeah, turns our everyone involved besides my mom and I knew exactly what to do and what was going on. The guy that passed out didn't really pass out, and everyone was fine. And no. We didn't get my dad's present because a little Asian man shat on my dignity.

F*ck me.

F*ck Kohl's.

F*ck that little Asian man.

I'm never going to Kohl's again.

On a side note, why did I spend all this time writing, bah, typing all this when I could've been sleeping? I dunno.

Oh and here's a little joke for y'all reading the whole thing and not just the last four lines....

In an attempt to thwart the spread of bird flu, President Barack Obama has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next.

If I were to redo the Star Wars Prequels, these are the people I would cast. Enjoy!

Dane Dehaan as Anakin Skywalker

Why: Ive only seen him in Chronicle, and his character reminded me of Anakin making me think he would do great as the actual character, all he would have to do is bulk up a bit. Plus, it helps that he slightly resembles him.

James McAvoy as Obi Wan Kenobi

Why: I really thought Ewan nailed it as Kenobi, but if I was forced to pick someone it would be James. After I saw X-Men: First Class, I thought he would be awesome as a younger Obi Wan.

Viggo Mortenson as Qui Gon Jinn

Why: Another person I really didnt want to recast as I thought Liam was amazing as Jinn, however, if I had to chose someone, it would be Viggo. He just has that vibe of a wise leader, yet powerful warrior. See the Lord of the Rings movies if you're still not convinced.

Michael Jai White as Mace Windu

Why: I figured I would get all the people I didn't want to recast out of the way, hehe. So yes, I thought SLJ was perfect for his role as well, but White just has that same mother*cker attitude that SLJ has, so I think he's second best.

Charles Dance as Count Dooku

Why: Honestly, I loved Lee's take on the character, but I thought he was just a little bit to old for the role. Charles Dance is a great actor, that has the looks and the talent to pull off a fantastic Dooku. My justification? Tywin Lannister.

Gary Oldman as General Grievous

Why: Gary was actually cast as Grievous, but gave up the role because George Lucas made another stupid mistake. Details here. I never got over this event and I've always seen Oldman as the perfect Grievous. He's done voice-overs before, and he's got plenty of live-action experience as well.

Cillian Murphy as Jango Fett

Why: I... I don't know. Something about him just makes me think "Jango".

Anthony Hopkins as Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious

Why: Another hard decision, but I'm confident about this choice. Just imagine that evil-incarnate menace, Hannibal Lecter, under the Emperor's black hood. Hannibal Lecter is all the proof you need that Hopkins can play a very intelligent, intimidating, and evil character.

Just read this in Lecter's voice and you'll be sold, I know I was:

Supreme Chancellor: [Anakin cuts off Dooku's hands ending the battle. Anakin catches Dooku's lightsabre and ignites it and puts both lightsabres to his neck] Good, Anakin, good. Kill him.

[Dooku looks at Palpatine in shock]

Supreme Chancellor: Kill him now.

Anakin Skywalker: I shouldn't...

Supreme Chancellor: Do it!

Anakin Skywalker: [Anakin decapitates Dooku] I couldn't stop myself.

Supreme Chancellor: You did well, Anakin. He was too dangerous to be kept alive.

Anakin Skywalker: Yes, but he was an unarmed prisoner.

[frees Chancellor Palpatine]

Anakin Skywalker: I shouldn't have done that. It's not the Jedi way.

Supreme Chancellor: [stands up, rubbing his wrists] It is only natural. He cut off your arm, and you wanted revenge. It wasn't the first time, Anakin. Remember what you told me about your mother and the Sand People.

[sound of sand people screaming in as if Anakin can still hear their death]

Supreme Chancellor: Now, we must leave before more security droids arrive.

Thanks for reading, I'll do sequels some other time if this gets positive remarks.

Hehe.... Hopefully this brings a smile to someones face out there.

And wasn't it worth clicking on this thread now?

I just recently started to get back into WWE again and my absolute favorite wrestler is the Undertaker [some of my other lesser favorites are: Kane, Shawn Michaels, Triple H, CM Punk, Batista, and Boogeyman (he sucks, but he looks awesome)] and I made a thread asking about him and several users told me about a match he had with Triple H at Wrestlemania 28. Before I watched the nearly hour long match, I watched the clip when the Undertaker challenged HHH where the Undertaker says they "are the end to an era." At first I didn't quite understand that as I've been out of the loop of WWE for at least four years now, but now, after doing some research, I understand what he meant and I had a realization that the old era is nearly dead, and it was saddening. This is why my favorite moment of the WWE so far is the match between The Undertaker and Triple H, with HBK (Shawn Michaels) as the special referee, at Wrestlemania 28, as the amount of respect shown by all three of them (especially by HBK and the Undertaker.... ESPECIALLY the Undertaker) was amazing. The end of that match was so touching and so saddening that I got teary-eyed watching it. So my question for you is: What are your all time favorite WWE moments/matches?

Link to Undertaker vs. Triple H at Wrestlemania 28 (my PC isn't allowing me to embed the video for some reason):

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x17zgki_wwe-wrestlemania-28-the-undertaker-vs-triple-h-full-match_sport