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#1 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio
#2 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

There is a zombie who lives in my bottom.

Everytime he is hungry, he roars and my bottom makes a noise.

Some people call it flatulence or farting.

But I know different.

It's a zombie

-fin-

#3 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

Why?

#4 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

Not bad at all

#5 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio
#6 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

One vote for Dr Steve please

#7 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

Interesting idea, may possibly interested in Peacemaker

#8 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio
#9 Posted by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

Giffen!

#10 Edited by 4donkeyjohnson (1740 posts) - - Show Bio

Donald discovered the secret of timetravel.

Unfortunately it was located 5 inches up his rectum and only accessible via toothbrush.

How Donald discovered this was too salubrious a tale for this website.

Needless to say Donald enjoyed the sensation of activating time travel which sent him backwards through time, courtesy of his insertion of a toothbrush up his behind.

The more he did it the better he felt and the further back in time he went.

Eventually Donald literally and actually disappeared up his own bum, negating himself out of existence.

Sometimes too much of a good thing is dangerous.