Hilarity Ensues!
Vartox of Valeron! He is a douche bag that speaks about himself in the third person and for some odd reason, it works for him. All the citizens of his planet are sterilized and he has but one choice! He must woe and seduce Power Girl into becoming his mate! On his planet he is quite the lady killer, but he sure hasn't met Power Girl. So what happens when he comes to Earth and forces her to "bask in the seduction musk distilled from tears of the ghost poets of dimension Seven"? Well, it's worth finding out, if not at least bask in the coolness that is Chancellor Groovicus Mellow...
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