What do you wish was under Nick Fury's eyepatch?

#1 Posted by weaponxxx (429 posts) - - Show Bio

Personally, I wish it was a grenade!

#2 Posted by WarChild (820 posts) - - Show Bio

LOL, A Laser Beam that has the capabilities   of cutting something as tuff as Adamantium

#3 Posted by SpidermanWins (4142 posts) - - Show Bio

Why is this in the battles forum?

#4 Posted by Dracade102 (8452 posts) - - Show Bio

a Fist.

#5 Posted by Jake Fury (21340 posts) - - Show Bio

Not 

Battle 

 
#6 Posted by SoA (5764 posts) - - Show Bio

a twinkie dispenser   :)

#7 Posted by Night Thrasher (3805 posts) - - Show Bio

Tim Tebow

#8 Posted by Final Arrow (24322 posts) - - Show Bio

Marvel's Ultimate Universe.. 

#9 Posted by fesak (8487 posts) - - Show Bio

Another eyepatch. Obviously.

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#10 Posted by Final Arrow (24322 posts) - - Show Bio
@fesak said:
" Another eyepatch. Obviously. "
Or an eye!
#11 Posted by Theworldbreaker (1678 posts) - - Show Bio

Cell firen his laza 
 
  

  
#12 Posted by joshmightbe (26039 posts) - - Show Bio

A gross hole where an eye should be

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#13 Edited by defaultdefaultdefault (16426 posts) - - Show Bio

a vagina, hopefully Madonna's.
it shoots lemons at people when agitated.

#14 Posted by Precise (21947 posts) - - Show Bio

An eye, purely for the 'eye'rony. 
 
I crack myself up :P

#15 Posted by Lance Uppercut (23226 posts) - - Show Bio
@Precise said:
" An eye, purely for the 'eye'rony.   I crack myself up :P "
Very punny...
#16 Posted by ComicStooge (17121 posts) - - Show Bio

Chocolate.
#17 Posted by Herx (501 posts) - - Show Bio

a tinly old woman in a rocking chair nitting him a tiny scarf.
#18 Posted by virgin4life (502 posts) - - Show Bio

a map leading to pirate treasure

#19 Edited by BiteMe-Fanboy (8658 posts) - - Show Bio

 Like the bad guy from Last Action Hero!
#20 Posted by TheCrowbar (4397 posts) - - Show Bio

The Old Spice Guy.

#21 Posted by hydrabob--defunct (14985 posts) - - Show Bio

a partial metal face

#22 Posted by joshmightbe (26039 posts) - - Show Bio

A trans dimensional portal leading to Disneyland 

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#23 Posted by Vitality (1832 posts) - - Show Bio

People on this site are f%#^ing weird. 
 
I mean...even more-so than you would think.
#24 Posted by joshmightbe (26039 posts) - - Show Bio
@Vitality: I'd rather be weird normal sucks and its boring as hell
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#25 Posted by Vitality (1832 posts) - - Show Bio
@joshmightbe said:
" @Vitality: I'd rather be weird normal sucks and its boring as hell "

Well that's why I put, "even more-so than you would think".
#26 Posted by CaptinAwesome (323 posts) - - Show Bio

a panic button.

#27 Posted by Outside_85 (11861 posts) - - Show Bio

Chuck Norris

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#28 Posted by TypingKira (3555 posts) - - Show Bio

A tiny portable Nick Fury that shouts tiny wisdom at you, like 'Shoot it!' and 'don't be such a baby,' and also knows the best places to get a steak. 

#29 Posted by Legacy_ (11035 posts) - - Show Bio

I love this site <3

#30 Posted by coolbeans (249 posts) - - Show Bio

A cigar he pulls out and smokes when in the field.

#31 Posted by Mechanical_Ape (628 posts) - - Show Bio
@TypingKira said:
A tiny portable Nick Fury that shouts tiny wisdom at you, like 'Shoot it!' and 'don't be such a baby,' and also knows the best places to get a steak. 
That's great. I think everyone could use one of those.
#32 Posted by TypingKira (3555 posts) - - Show Bio
@Mechanical_Ape: I know I need one!
#33 Posted by virgin4life (502 posts) - - Show Bio
@Night Thrasher said:
Tim Tebow
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#34 Posted by Jayso4201 (617 posts) - - Show Bio

A freakin' shark with a freakin' laser attached to its freakin' head. That's all I've ever wanted!
#35 Posted by Nova`Prime` (4172 posts) - - Show Bio
@fesak said:
Another eyepatch. Obviously.
Agree
#36 Posted by sesquipedalophobe (4937 posts) - - Show Bio

Pez candy.

#37 Posted by Doctor!!!!! (2135 posts) - - Show Bio

YOU REALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE IT! 
its all gunky up in there.
#38 Posted by Dr_Cassidy (30 posts) - - Show Bio

Samuel L. Jackson of course !

#39 Posted by Timandm (3393 posts) - - Show Bio

His 'EYE.'  Simple as that...  One day I want someone to pull the patch off and see that Nick actually has two good eyes... At that point he just admits he wears the patch because he likes the look!!!!

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