Tapewormed.

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Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

It's the start of a beautiful relationship.

But redheads?...ick ick ick.

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#1 Posted by RoboShark (1208 posts) - - Show Bio

I was just flippin through the issue, and saw him kiss that thing. I immediately flipped it to the front and read it. Namor is a strange character for sure.

#2 Posted by Video_Martian (5631 posts) - - Show Bio

O_o

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WTF?!?!?

#3 Posted by Kallarkz (3303 posts) - - Show Bio

eh...hes from an ocean race..not too far fetched.

#4 Posted by ReVamp (22859 posts) - - Show Bio

GS: They see me rollin', they hatin'!

#5 Posted by _slim_ (13028 posts) - - Show Bio

Heh.

He took one for the team.

#6 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

Well, considering how Marrina, (his former wife) turned into an alien-like monster - he pretty much is used to the females that are arguably considered outside the norms of conventional beauty. Frankly, he just raised himself up in my eyes, lol.

#7 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@lykopis: He did to for me as well, not necessarily in the sense of what you said but I commend him for that. But more for not being well.. Namor. He had an honest and funny interaction with Hope and he spoke things that had some merit. I was glad the issue had a light hearted vibe, it just surprised me it came from Namor for the majority of it.

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#8 Posted by lykopis (10756 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: So true - it's nice to see him outside of his typical, arrogant, get-out-of-my way persona. Great points - I agree with them all. :)

#9 Posted by InnerVenom123 (29331 posts) - - Show Bio

Wut.

#10 Posted by Aiden Cross (15513 posts) - - Show Bio

That seems so.... unnamorish.. for lack of a better word..

#11 Posted by LadyHarley (50 posts) - - Show Bio

I can't believe Emma kissed him...

#12 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@InnerVenom123: He Imperius Sexed a tapeworm Queen of a celestial energy giving off based oceanic habitat then said Redheads are gross. Duh :P

@Aiden Cross: It is slightly out of character, I bet she was single. Ba-dump-tsh.

@LadyHarley: I can't believe his cousin did too.

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#13 Posted by Aiden Cross (15513 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: By the looks of it.. the queen did have many breasts.. or ulcers.. not sure :p

#14 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Aiden Cross: From the neck down. He probably had the time of his life.

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#15 Posted by Aiden Cross (15513 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

#16 Posted by Purgy (419 posts) - - Show Bio

O.O Wow!!

#17 Posted by The Man of Yesteryear (5502 posts) - - Show Bio

I've seen enough anime to know where this is going....

First it will drag Namor to its hiding place, usually a dark alley.Then it will slowly wraps its tentacles around his legs...getting closer to his "place" every second. Since he is wearing pants it will then rip right through them. When it gets there it will tease him by tickling "it". It slowly enters, while smiling to itself. Finishes slowly and releases everywhere, not pretty.

#18 Posted by Mercy_ (92085 posts) - - Show Bio
@Aiden Cross

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

O_o
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#19 Posted by TheGreyOutcastX (1993 posts) - - Show Bio

@Aiden Cross said:

@god_spawn: And those suction cups on her squidy arms... rawr.

BWAHAHAHA!

#20 Posted by Purgy (419 posts) - - Show Bio

That pretty much what i was thinking.

#21 Posted by CATPANEXE (9366 posts) - - Show Bio

It makes me think immediately of The Uranian from Agents Of Atlas and his anemone love (I think the Namor/Namora swapping salty sea spit thing was in the same arc or issue).

Someone will get that obscure reference and like it...

Sure why not? I can't wait your ships of this. That'll make it worth it.

#22 Posted by jrock85 (2874 posts) - - Show Bio

Holy dog sh*t.

#23 Posted by LadyHarley (50 posts) - - Show Bio

I guess it's what floats his boat...?

#24 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio
@LadyHarley said:

I can't believe Emma kissed him...

She didn't. O_O
#25 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt: Not in recent times. She hasn't done anything with anyone save for Scott, she's probably talking about during their old relationship.

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#26 Posted by FadeToBlackBolt (23334 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: Which also never happened.  
 
O_O
#27 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@FadeToBlackBolt: Oh you're in one of those moods, eh? Then I'll just leave you to your own reality buddy.

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#28 Posted by jubilee042 (1353 posts) - - Show Bio

that was wrong and right   but i guess don't judge a book by its cover

#29 Posted by Deranged Midget (17599 posts) - - Show Bio

Namor's quite the gentleman...

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#30 Posted by Chaos Burn (1755 posts) - - Show Bio

I would... but then again i'm drunk

#31 Posted by ArturoCalaKayVee (10042 posts) - - Show Bio

Namor: The underwater sea-whore!

#32 Posted by Video_Martian (5631 posts) - - Show Bio

THIS is why I get confused whenever somebody tells me they like Namor...

#33 Posted by ReVamp (22859 posts) - - Show Bio

@god_spawn said:

@FadeToBlackBolt: Oh you're in one of those moods, eh? Then I'll just leave you to your own reality buddy.

It didn't though... o.o

#34 Edited by PrimeDirective (449 posts) - - Show Bio

Thanks the the events of this issue, anytime from now on when Namor starts flirting with the ladies, I'm gonna be stuck laughing at the thought of him in the bedroom yelling "IMPERIUS SEX!!!"

EDIT: Also, doesn't anyone else think it's funny that Abira is a redhead?

#35 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio

When the hell did Namor start referring to himself in the third-person?

#36 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: Namor's greatness is of such magnitude it encompasses the first, second AND third person.

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#37 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: Did this happen recently in UXM?
#38 Edited by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: It happened in the very same comic Colossus went all dragon age on some monsters. It's legit and new.

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#39 Posted by Billy Batson (56951 posts) - - Show Bio

Reminds me of GS.
BB

#40 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: Oh. But it was UXM, right?
#41 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: UXM 8.

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#42 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: So, is this third-person thing new for Namor?
#43 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (27430 posts) - - Show Bio

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing 

#44 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: I believe it is and it isn't. I know he's talked in the first person back in the day. But there are probably some instances where he mentioned himself before this.

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#45 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn: "THRUSTING MIGHT" 
 
TDH just got swooned.
#46 Edited by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@spiderbat87 said:

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing

Cause he is a boring, stagnant character who's only spotlight that people pay attention to is when he tries to get someone else's girl's pants or his cousin's. At least now he gets a little positive attention.

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#47 Edited by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus:

Already ahead of you.

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#48 Posted by Illuminatus (9410 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:

@Illuminatus:

Already a head of you.

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
#49 Posted by God_Spawn (35985 posts) - - Show Bio

@Illuminatus: Good thing I screen shotted that yesterday. I think this counts as a win on all levels.

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#50 Posted by Jonny_Anonymous (27430 posts) - - Show Bio
@god_spawn said:

@spiderbat87 said:

Why do they keep doing this to Namor in UXM, it's horrible writing

Cause he is a boring, stagnant character who's only spotlight that people pay attention to is when he tries to get someone else's girl's pants or his cousin's. At least now he gets a little positive attention.

He's only boring and stagnant because people write him that way but this crap in UXM just takes the p!ss. I nearly threw up when Emma gave him her arm to carry and he was like "YES, finally" SMH

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