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Reviewed by Zoom
Sept. 14, 2009

Anybody else been waiting for Winnick to leave this book for what feels like forever?  I sure have.  Too bad none of these new writers know what they're doing except Yost. 
 
First problem: Terra and Beast Boy were NEVER in love.  In comic book time, she was on the team for a month 3 or 4 years ago. 
 
Second problem: If Beast Boy actually was in love with her, he sure wouldn't be now.  Anybody else give two jerks about a girl they dated a month 4 years ago?  Anybody?  No. 
 
Third problem: Terra didn't have daddy issues.  Cyborg says she did.  Whatever. 
 
Fourth problem: Beast Boy grew up as a character.  Johns' Teen Titans, for all its problems with the Young Justicers, did a pretty freaking good job with the New Titans.  When Starfire joined the Outsiders and Cyborg went into space, Beast Boy stepped up.  He lead the team.  He lead the team through 52.  He isn't a child anymore.  It was a major plot development.  To write an issue that pretty much says "Hey Beast Boy is being immature and he needs to grow up" when he already freaking grew up is ridiculous.  Character development.  Keep track of it, writers.  Nobody wants to see the same story told a second time only worse. 
 
Fifth problem: Did we just skip every comic after the Judas Contract?  Beast Boy fought Deathstroke like a month after and ended up making peace with him.  Deathstroke later joined the Titans.  But now just the sight of a Deathstroke mask is enough to bring back all these memories of Terra and cause Gar to fly into a rage?  I don't buy it.  And I love how we're still ignoring how a girl who looked just like that minor character named Terra was a member of the Titans for years and Gar never was anything more than minorly creeped out and now every little thing reminds him of said minor character.  And by love I mean hate.
 
Sixth Problem: Cinderblock.  He was a throw away character from the cartoon with no personality or unique powers.  He doesn't need to be in the comics. 
 
 
 
So the REAL PROBLEM is the same one that we're seeing across the board in Titans comics.  The writers have never read New Titans or Team Titans or Beast Boy or Johns' or Grayson's runs on Titans.  They just watched the fucking cartoon. 
 
0/5


Reviewed by Zoom
Sept. 11, 2009

Red Tornado 1.  This is one of those issues I really really was looking forward to and at the same time really really didn't want to read.  
 
Have you ever had a character you love that nobody does right?  Maybe its Hawk who was great under Barbara Kesel but everyone else just writes him like a dick.  Or maybe its Jason Todd who is a strong character and a true hero when written by Starlin or Wolfman but he's either a brat or completely nuts under any other writer.
 
For me?  That character is the Red Tornado...when Peter David is writing him.  He's a great character who thought he had lost all emotion, who tried to distance himself from everything only to find that he couldn't.  He feels detached from most people but he can't help but do his best to protect them, especially children even though they usually annoy the heck out of him.  He's a father figure who would do anything for his adopted daughter...under Peter David.  Everybody else seems to write him as this socially inept jerk because "he's a robot."  Pisses me off.
 
Anyways, so I was hoping, really hoping that with his own mini and with a storyline entitled "Family" that we'd get to see Reddy show some emotion, even if it was seemingly on accident.  No such luck.  John is a first class dick again.  He doesn't care about Traya's recital and he calls people he barely knows fat.  And I don't mean in a cheeky, "maybe if you weren't paying attention you wouldn't notice" kinda way.  He wasn't being funny, he was just being rude.
 
The art is top notch and I love seeing T.O.Morrow.  He's a very fun villain.  This whole four elemental androids thing is a little cheesy but it kinda feels right at the same time.  I could of done without the Red Torpedo (Red Hurricane or something woulda been cooler) but the Red Volcano is awesome.  He just looks massively powerful and well...massive, a true rival for Reddy.  Still, I can't help but feel that the android family is pushing the Sutton family, the ones Reddy really ought to be concerned with, out of the picture.
 
 
Overall, this could just be another mini with a slow start.  This happens a lot.  But if you ask me, the characterization problems in this first issue are probably going to continue throughout the whole thing.  If we're lucky, VanHook will duplicate Peter David's characterization over the course of the mini and we'll be left with the Red Tornado that Young Justice fans know and love.  Don't count on it though. 
 
 
For the Red Tornado Fan: 2/5 
For the Casual Comics Fan: 3/5



Reviewed by Zoom
March 8, 2009
Out of character.

Those are the words that best describe Guggenheim's attempt, and I do stress the word attempt, to write an epic story.

The Rogues are not your normal "take over the world" type villains.  They aren't even your psychopathic murdering villains.  They're bank robbers.  They're thieves.  They're crooks.  Not murderers.  The reason they are so successful is because they play by a different set of rules.  Captain Cold has been able to kill the Flash a dozen times.  But he didn't.  Why?  Because if you kill a superhero, the other superheroes come for you.  He's made sure all his friends know this and the Rogues are only willing to kill a superhero when everything is on the line.

But I guess Guggenheim was too lazy to read up on the characters he decided to use to murder Bart Allen.  News flash!  Inertia and Abra Kadabra aside, none of these characters have any motivation to kill the Flash.  None.  Zip.  Zilch.  This whole run was just one bad joke ending in this one terrible issue.

Just because a good character dies at the end does not mean it was a good story.  Don't waste your time with this garbage.

Sidenote: Loves Valerie?  Really?  He's known this girl for what?  A couple weeks?  Fail.


Reviewed by Zoom
Oct. 30, 2008
The story starts right in the middle of the action with a nice spread of A-Next battling Loki's army.  It's kinda cool to see Wolverine's plucky sidekick ordering around a team of heroes.  There's a quick flashback introducing us to our first main character, Kevin Masterson.  He doesn't seem like anything special at first.  Just the son of a superhero.  But that's where the questions that fuel the entire series start.  Eric Masterson is dead.  The Avengers have been disassembled.  Thor hasn't been seen in years.  Why?  Why indeed.

The bad guys attack and our other heroes are called into play.  Jubilee is all grown up and leading the (snigger) X-People which leads to another question.  Who the heck are the X-People?  Scott Lang's daughter Cassie is all grown up and is a superhero in her own right now.  A couple more vets show up and we're introduced to J2 and Mainframe, both of which practically beg us to ask how they're related to the Juggernaut and Iron Man.  An odd team but an interesting one to be sure.

The plot thickens, the heroes step up and overcome the bad guys.  A pretty standard fare but it works.  The old guard step aside and leave us entirely with our new heroes.  They've each got different reasons for being there but in the end, they seem like a promising quartet of heroes.  Jarvis seems to think so at any rate.  What did happen to the Avengers that makes him so dang happy that there's a new team anyhow?  We'll just have to wait and see.

True to the MC2 moto, A-Next #1 has a nice self contained story that is also part of a bigger whole.  No cliffhanger but plenty of room to grow on and lots of mystery to be solved later.  You don't feel like you have to buy the next issue to have made this one a worthy purchase.  You want to buy the next one so you can see what happens next.

And that's a pretty good thing in a comic book.