"Ow! F***ing OW! What the f***, man? I was talking here! That was really rude! I don't care if we're fighting, you could be a little more f***ing considerate, you self-righteous f***!"
Real Life
Real...Life... ... ... ... ......I give up. What is this "re-yuhl" life that you speak of?
Super Life
It's super.
List of Known Powers
- Smart...ocity
- I'm annoying, does that count?
- Master Procrastinator
- Screw it, I'll finish this some other time...maybe...if I feel like it...and if there's nothing else to do...
List of Known Weaknesses
- Overwhelmingly Attractive, it's a curse
- The Inability to Give a Flying F***
- Or a Grounded F***
- Not Even a Subterrainean F***
