Vance Astro

Vance Astro the 9th Wonder of the World

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  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:39 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Zoom said: "Vendel said: "Zoom said:
    HJ: Are we seriously using stuff from that Juggernaut/Thor fight? Isn't that the same fight where Thor took away Jugg's force field and suddenly Cain wasn't invulnerable anymore?

    That was the second fight. Those scans are from the first one."I kid! I kid! Sentry's much better at copping out of fights. ;-)" Yea...because he writes his own comics....

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:37 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Lance Bastro said: "Hm. The Juggernaut needs to catch Sentry in order to take him out. but let's face it. Sentry can fly." I hate you so much....

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:33 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic Constatine Drakon and Bullseye vs DareDevil and Green Arrow in the Battles
    Zoom said: "Pretty good fight.

    I'd go with the bad guys though and here's why.

    Bullseye is almost a match for Daredevil. He makes him work for every win. Green Arrow is NOT a match for Drakon. Drakon's enough better than Connor that he should bridge the very small gap between Bullseye and Daredevil." Agreed.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:32 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Zoom said: "Static Shock said: "Zoom said: And Sentry doesn't use his super speed nearly as much as he does in these fights.

    Either everybody's going all out and using their abilities in the best ways possible or both of them are acting like they are in the comics.

    You can't say Juggernaut won't have his forcefield up but Sentry will immediately throw Juggernaut into the sun. That's silly."
    He can have the force field up and still be BFRed."Static: Majority doesn't rule. It does if you have proven to the majority that a character wins.In general people ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:07 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
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  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:05 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "So what do those scans have to do with the argument at hand?

    Besides the fact that Hulk needs a Deus Ex to "beat" The Juggernaut?

    " So why do you bother posting?
    Nobody takes you seriously."

    I didn't know you cared so much Vance. Way to avoid the question though." There is no point of answering the question...whatever answer I give it's negative to Juggernaut your going to sugar coat it..so i'm not bothering with you."
    In ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:02 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: " Static Shock said: "the human Juggernaut said: "elaborate please" Why would anybody waste their time?" because your own argument against my point can be used against you. You say that juggernaut doesn't always have his shield on. I can say that sentry never just goes under someone and throws them into space." Sentry doesn't have to launch Juggernaut into space to win.Another country would be off the battlefield....

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "So what do those scans have to do with the argument at hand?

    Besides the fact that Hulk needs a Deus Ex to "beat" The Juggernaut?

    " So why do you bother posting?
    Nobody takes you seriously."

    I didn't know you cared so much Vance. Way to avoid the question though." There is no point of answering the question...whatever answer I give it's negative to Juggernaut your going to sugar coat it..so i'm not bothering with you."
    In other words you have no ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 12:54 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Vendel said: "Vance Astro said: "Vendel said: "So what do those scans have to do with the argument at hand?

    Besides the fact that Hulk needs a Deus Ex to "beat" The Juggernaut?

    " So why do you bother posting?
    Nobody takes you seriously."

    I didn't know you cared so much Vance. Way to avoid the question though." There is no point of answering the question...whatever answer I give it's negative to Juggernaut your going to sugar coat it..so i'm not bothering with you.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 12:44 a.m.
    Vance Astro just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Vendel said: "So what do those scans have to do with the argument at hand?

    Besides the fact that Hulk needs a Deus Ex to "beat" The Juggernaut?

    " So why do you bother posting?
    Nobody takes you seriously.

My Real Life
Vance Astrovik was born in Saugerties, New York, the only son of a small-town butcher Arnold Astrovik and his wife Norma. Going into the U.S. Air Force at the age of 18, Astrovik (who changed his name to Astro when he was 21) became the youngest man to be accepted into the astronaut training program several years later. In 1988, Astro volunteered for the first manned interstellar mission ever conducted by the United States. In this alternate future, Reed Richards never released his own experimental faster-than-light ship to the government, and they were unaware that he even has such a capability.
My Super Life

His ship, Odysseus I, was not equipped for faster-than-light speed; hence the journey to Earth's nearest interstellar neighbor, a planet in the Alpha Centauri system, would take about 10 centuries. To protect him from aging, Astro was covered with a skin-preserving copper alloy (which was upgraded with adamantium in the Guardians of the Galaxy series) body-suit, and his blood was transfused with a kind of preservative fluid. Astro was launched into space from the Houston Airport in the fall of 1988.

While on his way to Alpha Centauri, the ship automatically awoke him from his suspended animation in order for him to perform routine course adjustments. During the periods he was awake, sometimes for a year in duration, Astro eventually went insane from loneliness on several occasions, returning to a semblance of normality only after the ship automatically put him back in suspended animation again. During his long periods of sustained dream-state activities, Astro's latent psionic powers emerged. By the time he arrived on Centauri IV almost a thousand years later, he had full control over his psychokinetic abilities.

Upon arrival, Astro learned that Earth had beaten him to Centauri IV by two hundred years, having developed a faster-than-light drive since the time he left. Although Earth was unable to intercept his flight, the Centaurian people afforded him a hero's welcome. Disturbed by his reputation, Astro was determined to carry out the mission he was assigned a millennium ago, even though it would now be superfluous. While engaged in a geophysical survey, he encountered Yondu, one of the humanoid natives of the planet. When the alien Badoon launched an attack on Centauri IV, annihilating the human colony and methodically eradicating the natives, Astro and Yondu attempted to escape in Astro's ship. They were overtaken and transported to Earth. There they escaped in the year 3007 A.D. and joined with two other survivors of Badoon's massacre to form the Guardians of the Galaxy, with himself as the leader. After liberating Earth, the Guardians set out on a random course across the galaxy, in the hopes of safeguarding freedom everywhere, and fight the Badoon conquest of Earth's solar system.[1]

Eight years later, Astro and the Guardians of the Galaxy time-traveled to the 20th Century, and met the Defenders. The Guardians returned to 3015 A.D. with Starhawk and the Defenders to defeat a new Badoon invasion force.[2]

Later, Astro and the Guardians teamed with the time-traveling Thor. They battled Korvac and his Minions of Menace.[3] Astro then traveled to the present alongside his fellow Guardians, and assisted the Avengers in battle against Korvac.[4]

Years later, on a trip to the present-day Marvel Universe, Astro encountered his younger self and convinced him not to join the USAF.[5] He also accidentally awoke the younger Vance's telekinetic powers, ensuring the divergence. The younger Vance Astrovik would later join the New Warriors, first as Marvel Boy, then as Justice, and eventually became a member of the Avengers for a short time. (Because all of the Guardians of the Galaxy are reserve Avengers, Vance holds the distinction of being the only Avenger to appear twice in the roster--as himself, and as Justice.)

After returning to his own time, Astro became involved with his teammate Aleta after she was freed from her physical merger with her ex-husband Starhawk. Astro went on a quest to find the lost shield of Captain America. He battled Taserface and the Stark during the quest, and defeated the Stark.[6] Then, after retrieving Captain America's shield, he was critically injured in a battle with a gang that based themselves on the Punisher. Vance was healed by Krugarr, Doctor Strange's former apprentice and the current Sorcerer Supreme, and was freed from his containment suit. He then adopted a costume similar to that of Captain America to go with the shield and took the name Major Victory.[7]

Shortly thereafter, Krugarr's enchantment was removed, and Vance began to age rapidly. He was saved by a symbiote costume, presumably of the same species as Venom.

Vance is discovered encased in ice on the asteroid Hydronis by the new Guardians of the Galaxy team lead by Star Lord. Astro confirms his identity to the band of aliens and later converses with Mantis at the Guardians' home base, Knowhere. Mantis confirms to Star Lord that Astro has been temporally displaced. The Guardians are then attacked by the Cardinals of the Universal Church of Truth.[8]



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Added by Vance Astro on Sept. 17, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Who do you think is the silliest (or lamest) villain?

Modok and Arnim Zola are by far the worst villains on earth.A floating head with legs and feet and a full grown man body with a head in the middle.nuff said.There is no possible way I could take either of these characters seriously.Modok and Arnim Zola are the type of characters you see and be like "MARVEL NEEDS SOME NEW WRITERS BECAUSE THEY ARE REALLY RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS".Horrible..Terrible Creations.I'm Glad Iron Man took out Modok and Modog and I can't wait until someone off's Arnim Zola.


Added by Vance Astro on Sept. 16, 2008 | |

This post relates to: After seeing DC's roster in MK Vs DC, what eleven Marvel characters would be your pick?

1.Captain America
2.Iron Fist
3.Daredevil
4.Shang Chi
5.Taskmaster
6.Wolverine
7.Elektra
8.Moon Knight
9.Ghost Rider
10.Deadpool
11.Spider-Man



Added by Vance Astro on Sept. 14, 2008 | |
Kazuya Mishima vs. Iron Fist
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/kazuya-mishima-vs-iron-fist/18063/?page=last#reply_form
Wonder Man vs. Spider-Man
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/wonderman-vs-spider-man/19059/?page=1
Black Panther & Deadpool vs. Daredevil & Batman
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/black-panther-and-deadpool-vs-batman-and-daredevil/30596/?page=1
Daredevil vs. Moon Knight
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/daredevil-vs-moon-knight/3210/?page=1
Ms.Marvel vs. Jade
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/ms-marvel-vs-jade/12569/?page=last#reply_form
Ms.Marvel & She-Hulk vs. Namor & the Thing
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/ms-marvel-and-she-hulk-vs-namor-and-the-thing/15099/?page=last#reply_form
Namor & She-Hulk vs. Wonder Man & The Thing
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles/7/namor-and-she-hulk-vs-wonder-man-and-the-thing/31625/?page=last#reply_form



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Reviewed by Vance Astro
Aug. 21, 2008
The Uncanny X-Men # 501-Hardcore Pixie


Well I must say from the beginning I wasn't a big fan of Pixie so when 501 came out and I knew it was going to be a storyline involving Pixie.I had my doubts about it. This comic seemed to be like a start over for the X-men. Like they are returning to being the X-men team that I always enjoyed.
So the team has relocated to San Francisco in their new base which will possibly be there new permanent home.I never cared to much about where any teams base was,nor do I think there was a great reason to move...but whatever,it's something new.

X-men comics have been pretty hardcore lately,in fact most comics involving mutants have...especially X-Force. Our favorite pink haired mutant, Pixie received a royal stomping at the hands of the Hellfire Cult. She fought back though...I liked that side of her.I like to see what a character does in situations like that. Meanwhile Cyclops and Emma are having this conversation about furthering the race and making babies and all that jazz,but the whole time I was thinking....Why is the art so bad? Greg Land usually does it for me but his art in this book was garbage. His expressions looked fake,Emma and Cyclops look just plain weird,it just looked artificial.

Other than that there was the classic X-man to X-man banter which I love,Pixie popping up half dead,the Red Queen's S&M outfit,and a little Karma at the end, if you know what I mean.

I'm giving this a 4 out of 5.The art wasn't that bad, just the parts with Emma and Cyclops, maybe Land didn't have any good material to copy, the rest of it was really good, and as a person who just got back into X-men I can say it really captured the feel of what I always liked about X-men.The whole hanging out in the mansion, one loner getting chased down by the Hellfire Cult or the FOH, and then Wolverine going to Avenge a young member.It was usually Jubilee back in the day but now it's Pixie.



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Vance Astro Stats
1st Appearance: Feb. 4, 2008
City: Outer Limits
Origin: Mutant
Gender: Male
Alignment: Good
SuperPowers:
  • Psychokenesis
  • Flight
  • Superhuman Durability
  • Superhuman endurance
  • Superhuman speed
  • Enhanced Senses
  • Extensive knowledge retention
My Weaknesses:
  • Mental Exhaustion
My Professions:
  • writer
  • artist
  • penciler
  • cover
My Affiliations
Static Shock
is that n!gga....
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Drizzt

King Saturn
is relaxing in his castle
3 months, 4 weeks ago
Black Adam

Colt Python

Twilight Man
has not left the Vine...he's just operating mainly from his ~The Wanderer~ account...
2 weeks, 2 days ago
acewasp23

Obi Wan Kenobi!
is trying to RP more, but life keeps getting in the way...damn..>_<
1 week, 5 days ago
Ultimate Cheetor

White Mage


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kon
on Sept. 27, 2008
lol
blade hunter
on Sept. 21, 2008
hay you'v got a good page here
Queen Kong
on Aug. 29, 2008
Vance Vance Revolution...DO YOU HAVE IT!?
Swagga Boy
on Aug. 27, 2008
wall commentz! go get um tiger!
xXi0RIXx
on Aug. 15, 2008
Vance astro is dead!!!!!!! Hahaha that will never get old
Swordsman98
on Aug. 4, 2008
Why so sad?
John_Feaster
on July 24, 2008
By the way, congratulations on returning to regular continuity, Vance! I was pleased to see you showing up in "Guardians of the Galaxy", recently!
D-Mon
on July 19, 2008
NOTHIN' BUT THE CEILING!!!!
xXi0RIXx
on July 17, 2008
<______<;;; yo man XDD this thing is so confusing XD i dont know when someones saying something XD
Shiryu
on July 10, 2008
Vance, since you hate me so much, stop posting in my goddamn threads!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leliel
on July 9, 2008
Well I came to ask you really sense your name was Vance Astro and you had a pic of him, can I use it for his profile as Justice?
BatgirlBabs
on June 28, 2008
LMAO @ swagga Vance. Check the real life pic thread
Queen Kong
on June 14, 2008
You have great New York Boobs!
Queen Kong
on May 29, 2008
Danielle might not even be real!
Lantern Prime
on May 29, 2008
Whos that on your avatar?
Queen Kong
on May 21, 2008
Your a skrull=D
Dementia5
on April 25, 2008
I love your current avatar Vance! Kea Wong ROCKS. :-D
big bad wolverine
on April 20, 2008
hey i mot shur how you are but i like your thoughts holla at me i added you as a friend im new and im about to step on some poeples tows dead pool mad my enemy list cu later
Beastly-Hound
on April 19, 2008
Thanks for your choice on my topic.
Gottheit
on April 16, 2008
Damn.Well, thanks anyway, man.
Gottheit
on April 16, 2008
Yo, who are those two asian chicks? Where didja get that?
Gottheit
on April 12, 2008
I am your biggest fan.Oooooh!Ahhhh!
BlackPool
on April 7, 2008
Yeah, I need one. But when i try to upload one, it says it;s not the right file type and I tried muktiple times. So, I just gave up.
BlackPool
on April 6, 2008
"Hypnotic Charm"Haha, well that's a necessity?
Queen Kong
on April 6, 2008
lol I like it.I'm just sayin...Your a white dude in one reality and a black dude in another.Ridiculous lol.
Queen Kong
on April 5, 2008
Swagga Vance? Wassup? How are you?
Queen Kong
on March 30, 2008
You character bio is ridiculous...
Porter
on March 19, 2008
There is a forum about Dr. Doom which provides lots of information about Doom and even more. The link is <a href="http://doomstadt.4.forumer.com/index.php?">http://doomstadt.4.forumer.com/index.php?</a>
Queen Kong
on March 17, 2008
Change your avatar.
Queen Kong
on March 17, 2008
Why is Weather Witch mad at you lmao?
Queen Kong
on March 10, 2008
I'm RPG'n you should fill out your origin and bio.I want to RPG with you.Very sexually and naked.lol JK.
Queen Kong
on March 10, 2008
Nice Gallery boo.Thanx for being nice to me when I was new here.
Ironlad2
on March 8, 2008
thanks for the warm welcome to the vine! Up up and err.. i mean thrusters online! <em>flys away to save the world from bad Paris hilton movies</em>
Resonate
on March 7, 2008
damnur Colt PythonI did not know thatoh well, maybe ur not as bad as I thought<font color="#ffffff"> you're worse</font>
Lefty
on March 7, 2008
you have the best image gallery on the vine bra,
mach speed 14
on March 6, 2008
hey
Morphid
on March 4, 2008
Welcome to the Vine
queen saturn
on Feb. 25, 2008
Why don't you write something about yourself?
ElusiveStorm
on Feb. 13, 2008
If you wish to take part in being a member of a team, i advise you to try the LEV or Zero squad. If you are not admitted int their ranks, i have a team called the Initiative which will gladly accept you. PS try and make a background story for your character so people could know more about your powers.
Resonate
on Feb. 5, 2008
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