My Real Life
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My Super Life
Born in a large sprawling network of an experimental habitation colony, otherwise known as a housing estate UrbanGuerilla was born. His parents were average middle-class people having various white-collar jobs.
But in his early life UG showed an extraordinary talent in peddling soft drugs. This developed into a career, with UG dropping out of school and hanging around with his partner TheToecutter. The two began on an illustrious career of slacking off and holdin'.
UG was always seen as a great, but quirky small-time drug pusher in the whacked out eyes of his peers. This excerpt of a transaction shows this:
Customer[C]:
"Dude you holdin'?"
UG:
"That's right lil' man, everythin except cocaine, crack, heroin and your cock!"
A fine example of this superhero's powers.
His life was defined by his various deals. In the end he was killed in a very ironic way. He was walking to a favourite spot to deal and saw an ad for a bar featuring some damn fine ladies. So he had a look around and was feeling quite hungry as he had only toked up ten minutes ago, and hadn't eaten since breakfast. He went inside and followed a stripper to a door where she told him to go inside and get ready for her. So, in his mind it made sense to take all his clothes off. When he heard the door lock he began to panic. Then a hatch opened in the roof and twelve seals were dropped in. Then the room began to fill up with non-alcoholic beer.
And so our hero died, ironicaly by all his weaknesse, Pussy, Munchies, Seals and Non-alcoholic beer.
Added by UrbanGuerilla on July 9, 2008
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Frank Miller,
Dwight McCarthy,
Sin City: The Hard Goodbye
I got a hold of two spectacular graphic novels by none other than Frank Miller. I started with
The Hard Goodbye, this was a perfect glimpse into the nasty underbelly of Sin City. Marv is a terrific character, he is never too cliched and always well-drawn, not just in the artistic sense. His motivation can seem muddled at times, but Marv is his own motivator at times. At one point I really admired his over-bearing sense of chivalry.
Marv is not ordinary in any sense of the word. What he does, people would call irrational and perhaps psychotic, but as Dwight McCarthy so accurately said about him, he was just born in the wrong century, he could have been a warrior or a gladiator.
I can't wait to read the rest of the series, this is a great start so far!
FF
Plus Sin City 2 should impress even more than the first!
Added by UrbanGuerilla on July 9, 2008
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Whose powers would you want to have?
It would be super cool to have a huge IQ and great improvisational skills like Tony Stark. Maybe this doesn't really count as a superpower, lots of people are super smart.
But to use it in the same way as Iron Man, that would be awesome!
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