My Real Life
<p>Unable to deal with the sudden rampant surge of stupidity across America I am left only one course of action. I must give into my anger and begin a purification of this world.</p><p>Stupidity will no longer be tolerated. Fools will be dealt with swiftly and permanently.</p><p>Update: 2/16/08</p><p>The rage has passed. The anger spent I now look inward at my own demons. Seeing now the evil within I turn the battle toward my true enemy.</p><p><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SedHZxqMi3Y&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SedHZxqMi3Y&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object></p>
My Super Life
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
In the last days of the Clone Wars soon after order 66 was given many elite clones simply vanished. Disappearing quietly into the far reaches of the galaxy, relying on their Mandalorian training and heritage to survive. Some became bounty hunters others mercenaries still others just melted into nothingness.
Along with them a few renegade Jedi fled from the new Empire to start a new life among the Mando people. One of these Jedi, Nuus Lei fell in love with Mereel, a Null ARC trooper. Mereel was one of six clones trained since birth to be some of the most dangerous weapons in the galaxy.


Two years after their exile began Nuus gave birth to a son. In Mando tradition Mereel named the boy, Rev Par'jila Naast. Mando translation: Holy triumphant destroyer.
They trained him in both the Jedi and Mando ways. By age 10 he showed great promise in his abilities to control the force as well as being a very skilled Mando fighter and hunter.
While on a bounty job the team encountered Imperial forces led by none other then Lord Vader himself. Sensing Rev and his mother Vader attacked the team, killing Nuus and a handful of Mandalorians. Rev was taken captive and believed dead. Having seen his mother slain along with the other hunters Rev assumed the worst that his father was dead also.
The next two years Rev was imprisoned secretly by Vader. Kept hidden and forced to train or die by Vader's hands. Rev made the choice to live at any cost, vowing to kill Vader someday. Never forgetting his father's training he used those skills to escape and flee into hiding once more.
For the next six years he lived by doing odd jobs for petty crime bosses. Training when and where possible and buying equipment as he could afford it.
His hate for Vader driving him all the while until he felt ready to confront him. The next four years lead him no closer to revenge. Vader proved much harder to hunt then he thought. Never able to confront Vader privately he choose to wait for the right time.
He felt the tremor in the force before the news of Vader's death and the crushing defeat of the Empire reached him. Knowing now that revenge had been forever denied him, the news turned Rev cold.
Having no reason to go on he wandered aimlessly though the galaxy for months, his anger and rage growing all the while.
Finally, on a small cold moon in the Outer Rim, he found himself in the ruins of a forgotten temple. His thoughts cleared and he felt his powers grow as the voices there spoke to him. New revelations came to him, seeing now clearly that Skywalker was to blame for his missed chance at revenge.
Changing his name to Rev Kyr'ama A'den, Mando translation: holy bringer of raging death, he took his first step toward destroying Skywalker and becoming one of the greatest Sith Lords the galaxy has ever known.

Feeling the need for an apprentice Rev sought out capable students to train. Finding many force users that had been left on their own after the fall of the Jedi, Rev saved the ones who could be turned to the Dark Side. He destroyed the faithful ones.
Within a few years the new Sith Order had grown strong and large. They hunted the last of the Jedi of old and the Jedi of the new Skywalker academy.
After years of hunting and running down Jedi throughout the galaxy Skywalker still eluded Rev. Despair began to set in. Failure mocked him. The other Sith began questioning his leadership of the Order. Rev knew they would try to take the Order away from him so he turned on them first. Killing the most powerful Sith master, Tewayn, during a training challenge Rev felt the others would fall in line once again. He was wrong.
Seeing Tewayn fall in the training ring spurred the other Sith masters and students to attack Rev. Fighting with all the rage and power he could bear against the others Rev managed to kill many and flee. Wounded, dazed and burdened with his failures he blindly raced from their moon base into hyperspace setting a random course.
After coming to a stop in uncharted space Rev entered a healing trance, unaware of watchful eyes.
A new beginning:
This post relates to:
What's the first comic you remember buying?
Star Wars #1, what else would it be? I got hooked on comics because of it, every where I went I was looking for the next issue. Along the way I started picking up Batman, JLA, Flash, Shazam and Green Lantern/ Green Arrow. Still all my favorite stuff.
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This may be my new favorite band.
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Things I've learned by reading comics and applying it to real life.
-Some people are just bad and can never be trusted.
-Some people are too good for their own good.
-Crime pays very good, but pay back is a bitch.
-Just when you think you've gotten rid of someone for good they turn up again. (like ex-wives)
-Your past can be changed.
-Your future is not fixed yet.
-Good guys don't always win.
-Bad guys are not always the real bad guys.
-No matter how tough you are there is always someone out there that can kick your ass.
-Spandex does not look as cool in real life.
-Capes will not slow your fall when you jump off your parents house or a barn.
-No amount of radiation, spider bites, chemical baths or lightning strikes will give you super powers. (although caffeine does come close)
-Spider Senses are a load of BS! (I've had my nose broken three times to disprove that power)
-Mutated genes in real life are not so cool.
-Hand guns are way more effective at stopping crime then a plastic Green Lantern ring. (unless you're really good)
-Cardboard batarangs don't throw worth a crap.
-Cardboard batarangs weighted with steel washers and wrapped in black electrical tape will brake a plate glass window.
-Super speed could not out run an angry mother. (something about a broken window...)
-A healing factor would have been really cool growing up. (especially after jumping off the roof)
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