

And The Fun Begins
(Hi there reader, Guess what…This is my story!) Charles was born in Alabama, he lived with his mother and father, he went to school like normal kids (I hate School!) but
Charles had a secret dream of his, a feeling really, he felt that he had a bigger destiny in life, he wanted to help people and keep the world safe, so when he was fifteen he ran away from home and joined the U.S. Army. Charles vary skilled with all kind of weapons and a skilled marksmen, he really impressed his higher ups (I love the nickname they

Hulk vs…ME!?
Charles woke up in his smelly bed hearing his cell phone ringing, “I say Marco, you say Polo, Huh, a huh…a huh…a huh…got ya, I’m on it!” Charles said talking on the

“AGGGGGHHH!!! No the Light, I see it…I, see, it” Charles said. BLAM! Charles shots Wolverine in the head, “Sorry, No Light, just my guns bullet in your head” Charles said. Wolverine then cuts off Charles’s right arm, “OW! That Hurt...Jerk!” Charles said to Wolverine. Wolverine then cuts off Charles legs, “HAY!!! Owwww come on! I was Unarmed…Get It Un-Armed hehehe” Charles said putting his arm back on (I love my Healing Factor!). Wolverine was about to cut off Charles’s head when the Hulk punches Wolverine out of the building, “Yeah! That’s what you get!!!” Charles Yelled. Charles turned around “Oh Crap!” Charles said as the Hulk punched Charles across the city. Charles landed in Joe’s Comic Books, “Uhhhhh…DUDE! Captain America #34, I’ve been looking everywhere for this!” Charles said with a smile. Four minuets later, Charles walked out of the comic book store reading his comic book, “Man Black Widow is Hot!” Charles said. Charles looks up to see hulk running right for him, “HULK KILL LITTLE MAN!!!” Shouts Hulk. Charles hands his comic book to some guy on the street, “Hold my comic book, looks like Hulky wants to dance!” said Charles. Charles ran right at Hulk shooting Hulk in the face, “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” Charles shouted. Hulk grabbed Charles with one hand, “HULK-“, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me, let me… is it-“, Hulk slammed Charles in to the ground, “YEP! HULK SMASH!” Charles said as he was being slammed into the ground. Charles grabbed a small dart out of his pocket as he got out of the crater Hulk put him in, “Good thing I have this” said Charles. “FIRE ON THE MOUNTEN! RUN BOYS! RUN!” Charles yelled as he ran up to Hulk. “DEVILS IN THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN!” Charles yelled as he jump over Hulk shooting the dart in his neck. “HAHAHA…That’s a pain in the…Neck, PWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!” Charles said laughing. Charles walked back to the comic book store as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents come in and took Banner back to HQ (Weeeeeeell…That was Fun!)
BANG! BANG!
(Before reading this you need to know that this is a true story…Okay no it’s not, but it’s still a story, a story about the most important thing in my life, the thing that has
saved my life over a million times, a story about BANG! BANG! My Gun) Charles was running around his warehouse crazily, “What will I do? How will I life? Who’s going to laugh at all my jokes????” Charles asked screaming to the sky. Charles ripped apart the whole
building, not finding it, “BANG! BANG! WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOU!!!?” Charles screamed. He ran out off the warehouse, down the street, asking everyone he passed the same thing, “WHERES MY GUN!? WHERE IS SHE!!!?” The kingpin know as The Hood was having a meeting with some thugs, when Charles busted in through the skylight of the building, Hood started to shoot at Charles who ran at him not caring that he was getting shot, “What Did You Do to My Gun!!!?” Charles asked The Hood angrily. “I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About???? I don’t even know you!?” said The Hood. Charles walked out of the building all sad (Poor BANG! BANG! She must be all cold and alone out there, in that cold and lonely world) Charles walked into a bar and went to the pinball machine (Pinball always makes me feel better) But when Charles figured out that he didn’t have any quarters, was sad again, Charles went and sat down drinking some milk (hehehe…Chocolate Milk) Charles finished his milk when he saw the evil mutant know as Sabertooth walk into the bar (I had bumped into him a few weeks ago)
Charles jumped put of his chair and punched Sabertooth in the face, “WHERE’S BANG! BANG!!!?” Charles yelled. Sabertooth got up and cut off Charles’s arm, “Who are You????” Asked Sabertooth. Charles then rammed Sabertooth through the wall of the bar out into the alley way, punching him in the face and then kicking Sabertooth in the side, Sabertooth then slammed Charles into the ground and then walking off, Charles got up

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Sugar Cubes Part 1: Secret Agent Man
“Hmmmmmm…Fury why am I here????” Asked Charles. Charles was sitting in an old warehouse with Super Spy Nicky Fury (MAN! I love calling him that!) “I need you at the White House tonight” said Fury. Charles jumped up, “I’m going to the White House!?...Wait one
question, why do they call it the White House? Why not brown or blue or red or olive or white…Oh wait it already is white, did I say blue already?” Charles said blabbering. That Night, Charles and Fury were driving up to the White House, “Why did you wear the dumb suit!?” asked Fury. Charles look down, “I thought it looked good under the tux…Hmmmmm, I seem to have misplaced my gun…BLAM! Never mind!” Charles said. Charles and Fury walked in and some famous people (You know, the fist lady, some hot chicks…Oh and the President) Charles was having a good time using the restroom, until all the lights went out and A.I.M. agents started busting in through the windows, “Everyone on the ground NOW!!!’ Shouted Crossbones who walked into the room. The A.I.M. agents put everyone in one part of the room, Crossbones made his way to the oval office, where he welcome the Red Skull (What is with bad guys and the color red????) Crossbones was guarding the door while two A.I.M. agents hacked into the Presidents computer, “Have You Found It Yet!” Shouted Red Skull. One of the A.I.M. agents pushed a button that made a secret door open up out of the floor, “Good Job, lets move!” Said Red Skull. As they started to walk down the stairway, Charles had made his why through the air vents, dropped down into the office, “Hmmmm…Where did everyone go???” Charles said. Charles was then shot in the back by Crossbones, Charles looked up smiling, “Hehehehe…That Tickled!” Said Charles who then shot Crossbones in the leg. Charles got up, “I hate it when people tickle me” Charles said. Crossbones then tripped Charles, then got up and kicked him in the side, “DIE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!” Shouted Crossbones. Charles jumped up, “Okay, okay, I bet we can make a deal? How bout this, I’ll stop fighting you, if you just give me my bullet back, how dose that sound?” Charles asked. Crossbones just stared at Charles (Cause I’m Awesome!) “But kid I don’t have your bullet?” Crossbones said. BLAM! Charles then shot Crossbones in the chest, “PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…You Do Now, hehehe” Charles said as he walked down the stairway going after Red Skull. Charles just kept walking down this really, really. REEEEEEALLY long hallway (Did I say really long????) “ECHO!” Charles
shouted down the hallway. “ECHO!” said Charles’s Echo. Charles made his way to three A.I.M. agents, “Spiderman! Spiderman! Dose what ever a spider can!” Charles sang as he kicked one of the agents in the head. “Spins a web any size! Catches thieves just like flies!” Charles sang as he punched a agent in the head. “Look Out! That’s My Guns Bullet In Your Headed, That’s My Guns Bullet In Your Heeeeeead!!!” Charles sang as he shot the last agent in the (Well, Head, Duh!) Charles finally found Red Skull in a room with Captain America in the room with him trying to stop him, “Red Skull stop right there!” Shouted Cap. Red Skull held up that thing called the Cosmic Cube, “No Captain, I will not, today is the dawn of a new era, the era of the RED SKULL!!!” Red Skull shouted as the Cosmic Cube started to glow in his hand. The Whole room started to go white (There’s that white again, why not blue????) Cap and Red Skull disappeared in the light, Charles started running back down the hallway, “AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! The Light! The Light! Run from the Light!!!” Charles said as he started to disappear in the light. “Owwwwww Man! I’m Going To Miss American Idol” Charles shouted as he disappeared in the light. (But Seriously, Why White!?)
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| Date Joined: | Jan. 10, 2009 |
| City: | Under Your Bed Eating Your Golden Flakes! |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Neutral |
| Points: | 194 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #1334 of 51,951 |
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Iron Man character - 40 points |
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Captain America character - 35 points |
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New Avengers team - 26 points |
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Bucky Barnes character - 5 points |
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Mark Millar person - 2 points |
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