And The Fun Begins

(Hi there reader, Guess what…This is my story!) Charles was born in Alabama, he lived with his mother and father, he went to school like normal kids (I hate School!) but

Charles had a secret dream of his, a feeling really, he felt that he had a bigger destiny in life, he wanted to help people and keep the world safe, so when he was fifteen he ran away from home and joined the U.S. Army. Charles vary skilled with all kind of weapons and a skilled marksmen, he really impressed his higher ups (I love the nickname they
gave me…Maggot! They yelled it at everyone, but I felt they said it to me the most). When Charles was twenty-one  he was on a special mission in the middle east when he and his team got ambushed he risked his life by saving his whole team, but at a cost, he lost his right arm(and I loved that arm vary much..so sad), One day Charles got visited by a man named Nick Fury who said that the world needs soldiers like Charles, someone who is willing to give his life for others, Fury asked Charles if he would like to help protect the world on a much higher level, He asked Charles if he wanted to be part of Project Guardian. Two weeks later, Charles had been through days of surgery, Charles was laying on a metal table(and it was a cold table…really cold) and a bunch of doctors where all around the table sticking needles in Charles and checking me to make sure I was fit enough for the procedures (What dose that mean anyways?). They brought out a big machine with a big needle on the front of it, they jammed it into Charles’s chest, he was feeling some much pain and agony and finally blacked out. An hour later Charles woke up in a hospital bed with Fury sitting down by the window reading the news paper, “So, how was your nape?” Asked Fury. Charles looked up and realized his right arm had grown back, “What? How?” asked Charles. Fury Smiled, “That’s the beauty of having super powers, Project Guardian is a kind of super-soldier project, have you ever heard of the man named Deadpool? He has the power heal any injury and now you have that power and some new athletic powers to” Fury said. Charles got up out of the bed, “So what now?” Charles asked. “Now you work for me and help keep the world for falling apart, you’re an Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. now” Fury said and then walked out of the room. Charles put some pants on and looked out the window smiling, “Hmmmmmm…Now where’s my gun?”

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Hulk vs…ME!?

Charles woke up in his smelly bed hearing his cell phone ringing, “I say Marco, you say Polo, Huh, a huh…a huh…a huh…got ya, I’m on it!” Charles said talking on the

phone. Charles turns around “Weeeell since you didn’t hear any of that I guess I’ll just have to tell you, Mr. Nicky Fury(HAHAHA Nicky that’s just  funny) said I have to go get the hulk, so wish me lick(I’m going to need it…huh now where did I put my gun????...BANG!...Found it!). Down town New York City, Charles, in costume, walks into a old bar and sits down at the bar “I’ll take some Milk…Chocolate Milk”  Charles told the bar tinder. She gave him the milk when he saw a man sitting by the window, Charles went and sat by the guy “Hi there, nice day huh?” Charles said to the man. “Uh, yeah I guess?” the man said. Charles slammed his fist on the table “Alright lets get to the point!”Charles said to the man as he pulled out some smoke pellets, smoking out the bar the man started to run, when Charles punched him in the face knocking the man down, SNICK!(Now let me guess…Wolverine is behind me isn’t he? I thought so) Charles looked down to see that one of Wolverine’s claws has been stabbed right through him
“AGGGGGHHH!!! No the Light, I see it…I, see, it” Charles said. BLAM! Charles shots Wolverine in the head, “Sorry, No Light, just my guns bullet in your head” Charles said. Wolverine then cuts off Charles’s right arm, “OW! That Hurt...Jerk!” Charles said to Wolverine. Wolverine then cuts off Charles legs, “HAY!!! Owwww come on! I was Unarmed…Get It Un-Armed hehehe”   Charles said putting his arm back on (I love my Healing Factor!). Wolverine was about to cut off Charles’s head when the Hulk punches Wolverine out of the building, “Yeah! That’s what you get!!!” Charles Yelled. Charles turned around “Oh Crap!” Charles said as the Hulk punched Charles across the city. Charles landed in Joe’s Comic Books, “Uhhhhh…DUDE! Captain America #34, I’ve been looking everywhere for this!” Charles said with a smile. Four minuets later, Charles walked out of the comic book store reading his comic book, “Man Black Widow is Hot!” Charles said. Charles looks up to see hulk running right for him, “HULK KILL LITTLE MAN!!!” Shouts Hulk. Charles hands his comic book to some guy on the street, “Hold my comic book, looks like Hulky wants to dance!” said Charles. Charles ran right at Hulk shooting Hulk in the face, “BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!” Charles shouted. Hulk grabbed Charles with one hand, “HULK-“, “Oh! Oh! Oh! Let me, let me… is it-“, Hulk slammed Charles in to the ground, “YEP! HULK SMASH!” Charles said as he was being slammed into the ground. Charles grabbed a small dart out of his pocket as he got out of the crater Hulk put him in, “Good thing I have this” said Charles. “FIRE ON THE MOUNTEN! RUN BOYS! RUN!” Charles yelled as he ran up to Hulk. “DEVILS IN THE HOUSE OF THE RISING SUN!” Charles yelled as he jump over Hulk shooting the dart in his neck. “HAHAHA…That’s a pain in the…Neck, PWHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!” Charles said laughing. Charles walked back to the comic book store as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents come in and took Banner back to HQ (Weeeeeeell…That was Fun!)

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BANG! BANG!

(Before reading this you need to know that this is a true story…Okay no it’s not, but it’s still a story, a story about the most important thing in my life, the thing that has

saved my life over a million times, a story about BANG! BANG! My Gun) Charles was running around his warehouse crazily, “What will I do? How will I life? Who’s going to laugh at all my jokes????” Charles asked screaming to the sky. Charles ripped apart the whole
building, not finding it, “BANG! BANG! WHERE ARE YOOOOOOOU!!!?” Charles screamed.  He ran out off the warehouse, down the street, asking everyone he passed the same thing, “WHERES MY GUN!? WHERE IS SHE!!!?” The kingpin know as The Hood was having a meeting with some thugs, when Charles busted in through the skylight of the building, Hood started to shoot at Charles who ran at him not caring that he was getting shot, “What Did You Do to My Gun!!!?” Charles asked The Hood angrily. “I Don’t Know What You’re Talking About???? I don’t even know you!?” said The Hood. Charles walked out of the building all sad (Poor BANG! BANG! She must be all cold and alone out there, in that cold and lonely world) Charles walked into a bar and went to the pinball machine (Pinball always makes me feel better) But when Charles figured out that he didn’t have any quarters, was sad again, Charles went and sat down drinking some milk (hehehe…Chocolate Milk) Charles finished his milk when he saw the evil mutant know as Sabertooth walk into the bar (I had bumped into him a few weeks ago)
Charles jumped put of his chair and punched Sabertooth in the face, “WHERE’S BANG! BANG!!!?” Charles yelled. Sabertooth got up and cut off Charles’s arm, “Who are You????” Asked Sabertooth. Charles then rammed Sabertooth through the wall of the bar out into the alley way, punching him in the face and then kicking Sabertooth in the side, Sabertooth then slammed Charles into the ground and then walking off, Charles got up
and got his arm. Avengers Tower, Charles snuck into the tower hoping that he would find his gun but all he found was the villain Venom who found Charles and threw Charles out of the window, Charles went home all sad and depressed, he sat down on his bed and looked down, when he notice his gun holster, “BANG! BANG! I FOUND YOU! Oh How I have Missed You!” Charles said with joy. Sabertooth was walking down a New York City street when, BANG! Sabertooth falls to the ground with a bullet in his head and him knocked out, “Guess what? I found my gun and she was just dyyyyyying to meet you” said Charles. Sabertooth woke up and punched Charles in the face, “You Little Punk!!!” shouted Sabertooth. Three hours later, Charles woke up in the middle of the desert wearing  only his underwear, “Uhhhhhhh…Well that stinks, Wait! BANG! BANG! Where Are You????...NOOOOOOOO!!!” (A few weeks later I found BANG! BANG! And we lived happily ever after…Well until I lost her again the next week…Oops)
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Sugar Cubes Part 1: Secret Agent Man

“Hmmmmmm…Fury why am I here????” Asked Charles. Charles was sitting in an old warehouse with Super Spy Nicky Fury (MAN! I love calling him that!) “I need you at the White House tonight” said Fury. Charles jumped up, “I’m going to the White House!?...Wait one
question, why do they call it the White House? Why not brown or blue or red or olive or white…Oh wait it already is white, did I say blue already?” Charles said blabbering. That Night, Charles and Fury were driving up to the White House, “Why did you wear the dumb suit!?” asked Fury. Charles look down, “I thought it looked good under the tux…Hmmmmm, I seem to have misplaced my gun…BLAM! Never mind!” Charles said. Charles and Fury walked in and some famous people (You know, the fist lady, some hot chicks…Oh and the President) Charles was having a good time using the restroom, until all the lights went out and A.I.M. agents started busting in through the windows, “Everyone on the ground NOW!!!’ Shouted Crossbones who walked into the room. The A.I.M. agents put everyone in one part of the room, Crossbones made his way to the oval  office, where he welcome the Red Skull (What is with bad guys and the color red????) Crossbones was guarding the door while two A.I.M. agents hacked into the Presidents computer, “Have You Found It Yet!” Shouted Red Skull. One of the A.I.M. agents pushed a button that made a secret door open up out of the floor, “Good Job, lets move!” Said Red Skull. As they started to walk down the stairway, Charles had made his why through the air vents, dropped down into the office, “Hmmmm…Where did everyone go???” Charles said. Charles was then shot in the back by Crossbones, Charles looked up smiling, “Hehehehe…That Tickled!” Said Charles who then shot Crossbones in the leg. Charles got up, “I hate it when people tickle me” Charles said. Crossbones then tripped Charles, then got up and kicked him in the side, “DIE YOU LITTLE BRAT!!!” Shouted Crossbones. Charles jumped up, “Okay, okay, I bet we can make a deal? How bout this, I’ll stop fighting you, if you just give me my bullet back, how dose that sound?” Charles asked. Crossbones just stared at Charles (Cause I’m Awesome!) “But kid I don’t have your bullet?” Crossbones said. BLAM! Charles then shot Crossbones in the chest, “PWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…You Do Now, hehehe” Charles said as he walked down the stairway going after Red Skull. Charles just kept walking down this really, really. REEEEEEALLY long hallway (Did I say really long????) “ECHO!” Charles
shouted down the hallway. “ECHO!” said Charles’s Echo. Charles made his way to three A.I.M. agents, “Spiderman! Spiderman! Dose what ever a spider can!” Charles sang as he kicked one of the agents in the head. “Spins a web any size! Catches thieves just like flies!” Charles sang as he punched a agent in the head. “Look Out! That’s My Guns Bullet In Your Headed, That’s My Guns Bullet In Your Heeeeeead!!!” Charles sang as he shot the last agent in the (Well, Head, Duh!) Charles finally found Red Skull in a room with Captain America in the room with him trying to stop him, “Red Skull stop right there!” Shouted Cap. Red Skull held up that thing called the Cosmic Cube, “No Captain, I will not, today is the dawn of a new era, the era of the RED SKULL!!!” Red Skull shouted as the Cosmic Cube started to glow in his hand. The Whole room started to go white (There’s that white again, why not blue????) Cap and Red Skull disappeared in the light, Charles started running back down the hallway, “AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! The Light! The Light! Run from the Light!!!” Charles said as he started to disappear in the light. “Owwwwww Man! I’m Going To Miss American Idol” Charles shouted as he disappeared in the light. (But Seriously, Why White!?)
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NAME: Charles
CODENAME: The Guardian-Knight
IDENTITY: Secret
AFFILIATION: S.H.I.E.L.D., Super Avengers,
GENDER: Male
EYES: Green
HAIR: Brown
CITIZENSHIP: America
PLACE OF BIRTH: Alabama
POWERS: Healing Factor
SKILLS: Trained in Hand to Hand Combat, Weapons Master, Athletic Agility

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