You may wonder how I do the extraordinary. It is all because of the pic. Ironically though at first I thought my discovery was an unfortunate one. You see I was waling on the beach barefoot and the piece of shit stab me in the toe. I was going to look down to see what I would have probably thrown into the ocean. But that is when I knew I had discovered something special. There it was sitting the with such an inviting glow, so of course i decided to keep it my little secret. I mean I figured I could do what any responsible person would do and use it for justice, and personal gain.