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  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 2:25 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "then i guess juggernaut was lying in that dialogue." And, he obviously didn't let the Hammer go when it was well on it way back to Thor.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 2:21 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "If what is happening is not explicitly stated, then it didn't happen.  Juggernaut didn't explicitly say "ok, hammer released now", so he never had it and never released it." Exactly. Juggs' own dialogue even implies, or better yet proves that the Hammer returned to Thor by itself. Not that Juggs let it return.

    Zoom said: "It's pretty useful and I'm not sure I buy this whole "just because it's magical doesn't mean it's capable of anything" angle." You can't be serious.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 2:14 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "lol, stay calm pimptight, do you even know what the word "repel" means?


     Never try to apply science to comics, especially when a norse god and a magically empowered guy are fighting, and are using magical items." It obviously doesn't mean 'sap momentum' or 'freeze things.' And, also. Marvel revolve around science. Even if the Hammer is magical, it's an inanimate object. Science would still apply to it.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 2:02 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "....if he wants it to.  It can also repel objects.  See an eye doctor I guess, or take some remedial reading classes, since the scan makes it abundantly clear.
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    <<<top right.  Let me type out what he says for you.  "My personal force field is already affecting your dumb mallet! Slowing it down! Killing its momentum!"
    " Hey. Human Idiot. The force field may have been affecting the Hammer, but where does it blatantly say that it's trapping the Hammer of freezing it? It's affecting the Hammer based on what the shield is ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:44 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "yes, juggernaut let the hammer go.  The hammer returned to thor on its own." Wow. Just... Wow. So, the force field traps things now?

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:40 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "...he let it go.  Just so you know, he doesn't have to have a thought box saying "ok, i shall now release the hammer" in order for him to let it go.  Where did you get feeds momentum from?" No, he didn't. The Hammer was returning on it's own, like it normally does. Cain said nothing about him letting the Hammer go, but he did say the Hammer is returning to his hand. He said that remembered reading about the Hammer returning to Thor. That alone implied that the Hammer was returning on it's own. And, ...

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:34 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Vance Astro said: "It does if you have proven to the majority that a character wins.In general people having the same opinion doesn't make it so but if people are saying Sentry wins based on Static's argument than majority does rule." LOL.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:31 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "....are you unable to read? he let it go back so he could hitch a ride." So, the force field feeds momentum, right? Answer the question, you ignoramus. LOL. He said the Hammer was returning, not that he let it go back.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:27 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    Zoom said: "Static: Majority doesn't rule.  We've got too many stupid people here (and in most places, to be fair) to really call that.  I could probably convince 10 or so people to post on a Superman vs Wolverine thread that Wolverine would win just for the heck of it and a few fanboys would post that anyway but it wouldn't make it so.  Granted, you might be right about Sentry winning.  But just because more people say that than vice versa definately does not prove it. I know. LOL. I was just messing around.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 1:26 a.m.
    Static Shock just created a new forum post on the topic The Juggernaut vs The Sentry in the Battles
    the human Juggernaut said: "Garbage." What evidence? That Juggernaut freezing things? LOL. Clearly, that Hammer wasn't frozen. If it was, the Hammer wouldn't return to Thor. That's the whole point of sapping momentum from a moving object. But, I guess the force field can feed momentum too, right? But, it's cool, though. I'm ignoring 'evidence' (or garbage) to you. I'll let you have it. Are you finished?

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Static is coming back to the mothaf@cking DCU!
Added by Static Shock on Sept. 16, 2008 | |
Well, this was a dream I once had. Static (and other Milestone characters) coming back to comics, but under DC. Just when I decide to give up hope, Dan DiDio decides to really bring them in. I was like "WTF!?!? OMG!!!" It's really happening. I know there's a thread for it already, but I had to post a bulletin about it. I'm the biggest fan of Static on the Vine, so you know I had to do it. Anyway, DiDio wants to bring Static to the Titans, and he also has other plans for Milestone's characters. I can't wait.

Here's the link for the interview.

http://www.newsarama.com/comics/080726-comiccon-mileston-DCU.html

DiDio, you shouldn't have done it!



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This post relates to: Admit it, has a comic ever brought a tear to your eye?

And that's about as honest as I can get.



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Justice League Unlimited.
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Yeah, they do. LOL.
Added by Static Shock on Aug. 16, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Do your friends know you like comic books?

My homeboys know I read comics. But, I don't talk to them about comics because they aren't into stuff like that. I only have two friends that are into comics. The rest just know I read them, and they don't crack jokes on me because of it. Normally, I won't out right tell people that I read them. But, if you ask, I'll tell.

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Static Shock Stats
1st Appearance: Aug. 9, 2007
City: Dakota
Origin: Mutant
Gender: Male
Alignment: Good
SuperPowers:
  • Electromagnetism
  • Electrical Generation, Projection, and Manipulation.
  • Magnetism Manipulation.
  • Flight via Reinforced Steel Saucer
  • Gifted Intelligence
  • Skilled Hand-to-Hand Combatant
My Weaknesses:
  • Water
  • Wood
  • Plastic
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beastmanX
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Obi Wan Kenobi!
is trying to RP more, but life keeps getting in the way...damn..>_<
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Static Shock's Wall
Maelstrom
on Aug. 30, 2008
Another late reply to a comment, it should just become my official thing. Hehe. Hey Static! Been a long while I know. I've been here and there. Doing the usual, you know getting life back on point, trying not to go nuts, having my mind eternally in the gutter, things like that. xD How has life been treating you since the last time we spoke?
Jaadu
on Aug. 26, 2008
Noo well i joined like at the starting of this yr but barely used it until agust :P! so what comics do u like?
Jaadu
on Aug. 26, 2008
aww thnx :P ur cool!
xXi0RIXx
on July 31, 2008
ooOOO do you know when it comes out O_o
xXi0RIXx
on July 31, 2008
:o you like kof :D
Queen Kong
on July 21, 2008
Kanye West :P
Queen Kong
on July 21, 2008
I can't i'm already married...
BatgirlBabs
on July 1, 2008
HAHAHA HATERRRRRRR *continues to play her enemies like a game of chessssss* (Fugees^^)
Queen Kong
on June 23, 2008
I put a shock to your system:)
Buckshot
on June 8, 2008
That was the plan. There's a problem with the battle forum that sends some threads to character pages which was why it ended up on Wolverine's page. Moving the topic and pinning it don't happen right away either, there's some kind of lag. It's fixed now.
ImbecilicSage
on June 8, 2008
Wow, with the new updates, the wall isn't really as accessible as before, not to say these are poor in innovation at all... Anyway though, I thought I'd just drop by and say hi. :-)
Tahdigga
on June 4, 2008
Hey handsome! <em>hugs</em> I hope your enjoying your week. Don't work too hard for that paper. The world still needs a hero like you. <em>wink</em><a href="http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l251/tahdigga/?action=view&amp;current=photonavi.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l251/tahdigga/photonavi.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a>
iVi33K0
on June 4, 2008
LOL
BatgirlBabs
on June 2, 2008
LMAOawwww
charles tavara
on June 1, 2008
you must have not noticed me ! i was helping a poor boy in south dakota , your aura is so blue and bright !
charles tavara
on May 30, 2008
you must be the one and only static shock ! don't worry your not on my list yet !
Queen Kong
on May 23, 2008
lol Static=)
Queen Kong
on May 23, 2008
I'm a skrull.
Ms. Invisible
on May 22, 2008
Oh don't worry, I'll be back!Thanks for thinking of me. :)
Tahdigga
on May 22, 2008
<em>turns in excitement</em>Hey SS! I was a little bored tonight. Thought I'd check out the vine. Watcha been up to? Did you straighten out things with your little gir....I mean friend?..lol
Ms. Invisible
on May 21, 2008
Hey ya Static!Thanks for the shout. I've been busy with my new part-time job. It's quite labour intensive so I'm always tired most of the time, resulting in me lazing about doing nothing.I'm still adjusting to this new schedule of mine, so I'll still be on; I hope I can come on more often myself. I still do some posting from time to time, though.
BatgirlBabs
on May 20, 2008
LMAOI'm not gettin money, I AM money. ;o)What up?
Tahdigga
on May 19, 2008
Oh really? Who's mantoid? <em>Rolls neck</em>...lol
mantoid
on May 19, 2008
Hey Zappy, are you going out with Tahdigga?<em>She heads of to the forums.</em>
Tahdigga
on May 19, 2008
I've been out of the loop what have I missed? Have you been cheating on me?..lol
Tahdigga
on May 19, 2008
Of course I missed you! <em>HUGS</em> For some reason I can't get back on youtube, it's acting crazy. It woundn't let me leave a comment for you like I wanted to, so I sent you a message. I was also trying to figure out who you were on youtube..lol So where is this thread you were talking about? What have you been up to? wink
Tahdigga
on May 19, 2008
Hey Static!<a href="http://s98.photobucket.com/albums/l251/tahdigga/?action=view&amp;current=photonavi.gif" target="_blank"><img src="http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l251/tahdigga/photonavi.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a>
power surge
on May 16, 2008
oh you know ssdd.
power surge
on May 14, 2008
long time no chat static how have you been
BatgirlBabs
on May 10, 2008
It could be if I get annoying. LOL ;o)
BatgirlBabs
on May 10, 2008
Pretty good static, whats up with you? ;o)
Queen Kong
on May 1, 2008
I've been reading alot of comics.My sister will be taking over the Queen Kong account soon though.I got alot of "work" to do.
Queen Kong
on May 1, 2008
Where you been nigga?
Static Fan
on April 27, 2008
hey bruv. shit man i jus checked your myspace. you are G wid it!www.bebo.com/preti-boi-christhats my roleplay account, as u can see its a lil more fre than the myspace one lol.
ulitmateninjagaidenx
on April 6, 2008
i see, all right, well thanks for telling me, damn that sucks.
Queen Kong
on April 6, 2008
I Am fine sir.I'm sure you were wondering why I haven't posted in a while but every time I come on the vine the forums are dead.Nobody is really talking about anything.
ulitmateninjagaidenx
on April 6, 2008
lol dude i was jokeing, i don't really know if he do have the power or not but i can't really take your word for it well everybody keep saying that of even if he do have the power or not, im just going to have to keep read his comicbook to see how far it goe's from there.
Queen Kong
on April 5, 2008
Good Morning Mr.Static.
power surge
on March 26, 2008
simply put same crap diffrent day
power surge
on March 26, 2008
you know ssdd
power surge
on March 25, 2008
how has the shock man been whats up
Queen Kong
on March 16, 2008
Your Avatar is hilarious son.
Taki
on March 14, 2008
hey!!!!<em>ion the blink of an eye is gone</em>
Queen Kong
on March 13, 2008
I'm with you.Black Panther is THE Black Superhero.
Queen Kong
on March 12, 2008
I agree Static.WB ain't what it used to be.I miss Batman Beyond,Static Shock,&amp; X-men Evolution especially.But it's nice someone takes pride in Black heroes.
Queen Kong
on March 11, 2008
Lol Static,your battle cry is hilarious.Damn you WB and you attempts to grab a black audience.
mach speed 14
on Feb. 29, 2008
wat's up? cool gallery
OreoGirl
on Feb. 29, 2008
I loved Static Shock. It was a great show.
The Sexy Black Cat
on Feb. 25, 2008
thanks you be honest cutey
The Sexy Black Cat
on Feb. 25, 2008
Hello sexy how are you? would you like to join the team on called The Omega Justice, to help rid this place of Evil, so we hot girls can roam around freely and not worry about Bad Guys taking us away from our good guys? pretty Pwease?
Maelstrom
on Feb. 19, 2008
I know I've been slightly M.I.A. I've been good, what about yourself? Anything new and exciting happened?
weather witch
on Feb. 18, 2008
FUCK!!! i missed it!!! lol i woulda did the same thing
weather witch
on Feb. 18, 2008
lol naw im here...so what new wit u?
weather witch
on Feb. 18, 2008
well duh i missed u ...i never hear from u anymore!!! lol
weather witch
on Feb. 17, 2008
nothin much, missin my man.... ;)
Obi Wan Kenobi!
on Feb. 17, 2008
oh ok
Obi Wan Kenobi!
on Feb. 15, 2008
yeah was he ever considered an official member of the DC universe though?
Obi Wan Kenobi!
on Feb. 14, 2008
static shock!...i used to love that show
Resonate
on Jan. 21, 2008
It's all good bro ;)
Resonate
on Jan. 21, 2008
How dare you lol
Resonate
on Jan. 20, 2008
We should do some canon RPG's and stuff. Our characters would do really well in a fight, together or against, since we're both lightning based ; )