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This Starman is considered the 'lost' starman since he was originally only seen for two weeks before disappearing off the face of the planet. The early nineties is his original time period but an early adventure ended badly and his atoms were torn apart and slingshoted across the cosmos. He has seen everything any human could ever want to see.He has defended countless worlds and has died in the attempt several times. but thankfully other worlds have greater health care options than we could imagine. His Cosmic Staff ( he doesn't call it a "rod") has been heavily modified and enhanced with alien and futuristic technologies and has several engravings on with various mystical properties. In the course of his adventures he has become effectively immortal if not actually so. He has been a hero for the majority of his career but occasionally he has done things that in retrospect he wasn't proud of.  Perhaps most notably when he over threw the imperialist government of a small planet by the name of Asdredh,only to stay and "keep the peace" only to wind up conquering the planet through less than kind means and enforcing a dictatoral rule over the planet and it's seven neighbors for roughly 23 years ,11months , 4 days and (roughly) 17 hours before destroying the entire solar system in a blind rage and throwing the gravitational pole of it's neighbors off balance leading to their eventual slow deaths. He has also lived through many of Earth's most notable periods. He attended the March on Washington , Attended Woodstock, and a performance At the Grand Guignol theatre,barely survived a dinner with Grigori Rasputin and the Russian Czar's family , was present at the signing of the Declaration of Independece,was present at the storming of Normandy beach  He has also made enemies on infinite worlds and eras such as Edward Kelley, Heinreich Himmler, Vlad(the impaler) Tepes, Darkseid, Benjamin Franklin of Earth-4, and the entire population of Earth-51 circa the year of 3045. He transverses the universe on permanent vacation feeling that he has done enough good and evil for several lifetimes and just wanting to explore.

TIMELINE

  • 365 b.c.: The furthest back that this Starman has ever gone back in time, figured that going back in time any furthur would be too potentially harmful to the timestream.
  • 1 A.D.: Jesus was in fact Black
  • 54 A.D.:Saw Nero begin his reign of terror in Rome.
  • 1567 A.D. Met Edward Kelley in the spirit world beginning a long feud.
  • 1666 A.D. Wound up in the year on accident , made a stop London and found a strange object when he helped clean up after the Great fire of London
  • More pending..................................
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Bring back the Shade, he deserves far better than limbo 


Added by starman1994 on April 9, 2009



I have found animated versions of Jack Knight and Mist II



Added by starman1994 on March 12, 2009

Let's throw continuity out the goddahm window let DC have Lobster johnson be the new Batman, He could be a crazy, driven badass and I would be going nuts over it.


Added by starman1994 on March 11, 2009

Armored ones have either a special compartment or can just hack the machine, some will just smash the machine to get money, I see many of them either having it on their dresser at home because when your fighting crime you probably won't need a twenty. Some like the Question might have it in a special pocket. Guys like Batman of course have the ol' utility belt , other might just keep it in their boots. Some of the ladies might keep it in their bras like some friends of mine do. And  the one true original in the group would be Deadpool because he would probably keep his wallet hidden in his ass, cuz let's face it would you try to take it from their?


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Reviewed by starman1994
Feb. 26, 2009
This here is a little gem of a title by the great Warren Ellis involving a bedridden millionaire, his daughters, his porno collection and the one tape he wants immensely. A long lost porno involving Adoplh Hitler and his (little fuhrer) that is worth millions to collectors and is impossible to locate. So he aquires a private detective , enter : Michael (Desolation) Jones, an ex MI:5 agent subjected to a hellish experiment to boost his stamina, which loks like an extended torture session by way of 'a clockwork orange' involving nasty tools,mysterious chemicals and a year of sleep depravation. the experiment was dubbed a failure and ultimately he was declared unfit for further work and was dumped in Los Angeles with a goverment pension, a bad complexion,and a sensitivity to Alcohol and the Sun. Where he sleeps for an hour a day ,stays out of sunlight and basically lays around waiting to work on his cases. One of the biggest plusses in the story other than Ellis' patented writing style is the artwork of J.H. Williams III, which is an excellent cornucopia of hallucinogenic,gripping and awesomely choreographed action, from a fight scene in a later issue with a gimp to Jones staying the night with a fellow "failed experiment" to an ex-porn star's recollection of her past experiences, each and every pages is rendered so beautifully and in somecases intimately done. hopefully this series will return one day but for now we have this cool little story to bid the time.


Reviewed by starman1994
Feb. 26, 2009
This issue is halfway point (sort of) of the second regular sized story arc,and each part focuses on each of the heroe's day first we had Jack(part 1),Ted,the O'Dare family and Mikaal Tomas(the 70's Starman) and Solly ( a good incarnation of famed zombie bruiser Solomon Grundy) and really neither are too talkative. To be fair Mikaal has at this time forgotten english and Solly weellll he does speak but it's the same old "grundy like flower" speech. Anyways Both Grundy and Mik are enjoying a nice peaceful day outside when they are kidnapped by the Mist's henchman and are brought to an upscale apartment building to be tortured and eventually killed. The leader of this little group of henchman is Frankie Soul the son of a villain called No Mercy,that Mikaal had apparently killed in the 1970s,and he is none too happy. He and his men have pacified Grundy with a chemical cocktail full of herbicide and weed killers so the big guy can't intervene. This issue has a few little touches which make reading whole thing really rewarding such as the chemical cocktail being a foreshadowing of the Mist's meticulous planning and future assaults,another thing is the small mention of Mikaal remembering other times that he was kidnapped. The art by Tony Harris is spot-on as always, if your first real exposure to Harris' artwork from the political thriller 'Ex Machina' (like I was)then you might not know that here his art is a bit more "comic-ish" in that it's more sketchy and more like a comic book as opposed to the photographic quality work people are used  to in 'Ex Machina' but still great and with every issue getting better. Overall a solid issue but with still much muuch more to come.


Reviewed by starman1994
Feb. 26, 2009
If you ever , EEEVVVEEERRR need proof that the Mist is an absolutely bloodthirstsy, ruthless villain that could have made even some of the best villains at DC tip their hats in respect , this issue is all the proof you need. If about 32 pages she kills 3 heroes incapacitates Firestorm and does it all just to see if she could. Killing them by tripping pre-planned traps, from gassing Crimson Fox , turning Amazing man into glass and the Sprinkler bit with Blue Devil for some reason I find just darkly hilarious. It makes you wish that James Robinson used her more if he had she could have easily been  A-list. Any way if just want some pure villainy goodness just read away.




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