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Added by Slinger on Sept. 10, 2009

First; Joe Q would be asked to step down, but he'd be given the option to hang around as EIC for the Ultimate Universe. I love some of the things Joe Quesada has done, but it's time for a fresh perspective. He'd get a nice severance if he did decide to leave completely.
 
Second; less work for Brian Bendis. Again, I like Bendis, but he's been overexposed and I think he could use a break.
 
Third; Marvel Knights returns. More adult oriented titles, but not quite so bad as Maxx, featuring the grittier side of the Marvel Universe.
 
Fourth; a return to the status quo. I think we all need a breather for a while, and this would give our characters some time to stand on their own, no huge events for a while.
 
Fifth; extended runs on titles for creative teams. It drives me nuts when a title has a new writer/artist each week.
 
Sixth; Spider-Man goes back to being a monthly title. If there is an outcry for more Spidey books, Sensational and Friendly Neighborhood will be brought back.
 
Seventh; all Avengers teams will be combined and cut down into one team.
 
Eighth; I would explore using less expensive ink, lower grade paper (preferably 100% recycled), and adding more advertising to bring down costs of comics.
 
Ninth; the restriction on 'R' rated movies would be lifted. Punisher War Zone gets a sequel. The possibility of Moon Knight, and Thunderbolts movies get explored.
 
Tenth; the ban on smoking ends. Wolverine can once again enjoy a cigar.
 
There are probably a lot more things.


Added by Slinger on Aug. 12, 2009

I'm not sure if being female is a requirement (so far it seems so, which could be made into a huge rant about sexism and gender roles but I'll save it,) but I'd probably have a violet ring. Otherwise I don't think any of the other corps would take me. Let's see, I guess in descending order, from how likely it would be for me to be allowed in a corps to least likely, it would probably break down as follows; blue, green, orange, red, yellow, black. I think that's all of 'em.


Added by Slinger on June 16, 2009

...someone writes a good story bringing them back. Who cares how long they are dead when we all know they'll be back eventually anyway? As long as the writing is good it doesn't matter to me, bring them back in the next issue for all I care.


Added by Slinger on May 15, 2009

Well, some people may know this already if they managed to catch my tweet about it a while back, but a few weeks ago I joined the Air Force. It was one of those decisions that when I was making it, signing the papers, taking the tests, and whatnot, it was kind of an out of body experience. I'm not sure if I regret making the decision or not, I've been having a sort of "early life crisis" for the past few years, and it seemed like it couldn't hurt things. I only wish I had thought of all of the ways it might hurt things before I signed up. I'm now technically serving part of my eight year contract with the government on the delayed entry program (DEP)  in the "inactive reserves" which basically means, well, I don't really have any idea exactly what it means. The delayed entry program, though, puts me on a waiting list until they can find an opening in one of the five jobs I selected (if you're interested, the jobs I'm waiting on are; intercontinental ballistic missile (ICBM) systems maintenance (electronics,) ICBM systems maintenance (mechanical,) ICBM facilities maintenance, nuclear weapons, and space systems technician. I figure that I may be tasked with the care of the most destructive weapons known to man, but since they'll probably never be used, I can keep a clear conscience.) Also when I signed up, I put down as my earliest day I'd be available as May 15, which means that now any day from today until April 23 next year (the day my DEP contract expires) I could be called and given my ship out date, at which point I'll be moving from Cape Cod to San Antonio where I'll spend a minimum of eight weeks in basic training, then off to my first school in Texas, Mississippi, or California.

So, I'm nervous as hell about this, it's put me a little "on edge" lately. Mostly I'm feeling a little sick over the fact that by the time I get out, I'll be thirty years old. I am hopeful too though. The Air Force will present me with many, many, opportunities to get my life back on track, and the jobs I picked leave me with a lot of days off, that hopefully I'll use to go back to school and finish my degree. We'll see how it all works out.

Tying this back into comics; being away from my local/any shop for eight weeks will be a real bummer for me. I have a pretty good sized pull list, and trusting someone else to pick up my books just makes me nervous. I know that there are other military types on the Vine though, and I was wondering how they coped? Did you have someone send you your comics from home, or did you (after you got the necessary liberties) seek out new comic shops wherever you were stationed?

Anyway, I just wanted to take the time to share what's going on. Expect a post in the hi/goodbye thread sometime down the line.


Added by Slinger on April 2, 2009

I change my icon at least a couple of times a month. I think I'm still trying to settle into a unique style, but get bored fairly easily.

My current icon "Saucer Boy" (the snowler-blader) is in memory of one of my childhood heroes who died recently, Shane McConkey. Shane was an extreme skier who died at age 39 in a ski-basing accident. He revolutionized the sport of skiing, taking to the hills in some of the most unique ways. I remember a powerbar ad he did in which he skied using the front and rear bumpers from an El Camino for his boards. His reaction was that he had a hard time catching an edge. His life awed and inspired many skiers of all different levels, and his death leaves a huge hole in the sport that no one else will ever be able to fill.

  



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Reviewed by Slinger
Dec. 8, 2008

Will contain SPOILERS

 
Wow. Sometimes I feel like such a crazy fanboy because my two favorite characters are 1) Spider-Man, and 2) Wolverine, I know liking them as much as I do is cliche, and un-hip, but this story really brings it home for me, and I wasn't sure I would even like it until I put down the final issue. It was the kind of arc that inspired me to sit down and write about how great it is, but honestly I'm at a loss for words, it was that good. Let's just get down to part five, and give it a review, eh?

 


Part four ended with Prof. X getting hit with a psychic booby-trap which knocked him out, and just when you thought Daken was going to deliver the killing blow, Wolverine shows up and the chapter stops with them face to face and the readers expecting one hell of a bloody mess in part five. Okay, that in itself sounds like it could be awesome, but no depth to it, and all the best Wolvy stories are really as much psychological dramas as they are hack and slash, and this one delivered in spades.

So, Daken's looking for a fight, in fact (for those who're familiar with the character) it's the fight of his life, all he ever wanted, but Wolverine doesn't want it so Wolvy puts his claws away, but Daken's come out. Wolverine even antagonizes Daken telling him how he killed his mother (which he didn't really, but we'll get to that later.)

Daken goes to town, ripping into his father, while Wolverine fights off his rage by going to his "happy place" a grove of trees full of cherry blossoms where he is spending time with Daken's mom. He says he is the happiest he's ever been, but he is always nagged by the inevitable end, she goes into the house and is killed. Wolverine races to the house to stop the inevitable from happening. when he finally gets to the cabin expecting to see his worst nightmare, but all he finds is the Prof. standing in the room.

Let's take a break here and talk about Deodato's art. I personally was first introduced during his time on Amazing Spider-Man, and I loved it. This guy does great work, and I'll buy books based solely on the fact that it has his name printed on the cover. The way he draws the Professor is what I enjoyed most in this particular book. He came off as such a calm presence and really anchored the intensity of the Howlett family well. Deodato does an expert job of capturing the emotional content of this book too, and the characters just seem to leap off of the page.

Back to the story. Wolverine and the Professor have a little pow-wow and go over the reality of what happened on that fateful day back at Jasmine Falls, Charles apparently is trying to convince Wolverine that he's not responsible for the death of his beloved Itsu. Wolverine is confused why X is recanting his old memories, since he now has his full recollection back, but he soon discovers that there is a third presence in his head, Daken is there too, he had been there the whole time. Charles wasn't replaying the old memories for Wolvy, but for his son.

Okay, I admit the first time I saw Daken I immediately hated him. I thought, here we go again another Wolverine clone, oh joy! And I have continued to hate him since, until now, this issue was the turning point. There are some really great scenes where Daken is reacting to the memories, which really helped me to finally understand his rage. He's kind of like a lost boy. When he reaches out for his mother it is an especially great moment for the character. The peaceful moment is interrupted by Daken needing to tie up a loose end or two back in the real world, and  there is a slightly cheesy moment with Wolverine thanking Charles for letting him become a superhero.

The story ends up with a direct juxtaposition to how the issue began, with Daken and Wolverine standing side by side, ready to begin a new quest to extract their revenge from the mysterious Romulus (a character powerful enough to turn Wild Child into a badass,) with the little tag at the end "Next: The Family Business"

 


I really liked this story, a lot, but it made me think about both of the characters parts in their respective Avengers teams. I know I've seen artwork trying to paint them as oppositional forces, but I really can't see that happening now. I'm excited to see how well they team up, but I'm anxious to see how far it goes. I'm thinking now that Daken joins the Dark Avengers with Wolverine kind of pushing him to do it, thinking that his son might find salvation while working with a team the same way he did. I really hope they don't bring X-23 into the mix, but could see a kind of funny 'What if' or holiday special with the "happy" family having some sort of get together. I would REALLY be excited if Daken was put on X-Force, although that would be directly against what I said earlier about not having the entire family on one team.

I guess now that I think of it, it might be a little interesting to see if Daken and Laura would bond over their similar tragic pasts. I wonder if Romulus had a hand in what she went through too.

Needless to say, my opinion of Daken changed drastically after reading this story, and it left me very excited about the future of Wolverine. I know there are a lot of haters out there, but I'd really like to hear anyone else's take on the story, which I would highly recommend.




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