Ralph

Ralph

"Who needs a Battle Cry? I have my hammer!"

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My Real Life
<p>What can I say? I'm timid little girl obsessed with Mr J and Harls!</p>
My Super Life

Well, I met Harley on the Interenet in November 2007. My English teacher asked us to choose a topic and then show it in class with a slideshow (like 'show and tell'). I chose 'Superheroes' and, searching for Batman, I found a truly awesome Harley Quinn site, Harley's Haven. So, I documented myself on her. Days passed, and soon I was deep in my obsession, I mean, passion. I couldn't help myself, Harley is so cute! And, hey- after a month of Harl obsession, I fell in love with my Prince Charming, my Mr Right, my Puddin', my Loving Sweetheart, my one and only... JOKER! I began to drool over his pics, especially by Brian Bolland's. My, is he divine! Those fire-red lips, that white skin, and his hair...hmmm...crisis of cuteness and hey, a brain like that! He's so devilish!!! I like bad guys! Then, I saw the Batmovies and found myself in perfect harmony with some 'philosophies' of Mr J and other villains of the Batverse.

At last, my transformation was completed! I snapped outta my mind the last glow of sanity and became LADY CRAZINESS!!! I'm a combination of Mr J and Harley. I don't work alone against the Bat, I have a partner, the Ace of Knaves (he isn't Joker),but my only one is Mistah J.

You can see Knaves in my image gallery.

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Added by Ralph on April 21, 2008 | |
YouTube Maniacs in Love (Joker and Harley Quinn)

You know, even a Mistah J obsessed slug like me, a long time ago, hated the Joker. I liked Harley very much and I knew he was unkind and violent to her. So, I simply hated him. But the question was:why does Harley love a monster like that?

Time passed and I was now more 'attracted' to Joker than to Harls. I still LOVE Harley, but it isn't the same as with Mr.J.

I'm glad that some people agree with me. Here there are the most frequent reasons why fans find him so interesting:

  1. He's the perfect antithesis of Batman. For people who like super evil villains, he's a must.

  2. He's funny. To do a really good Joker, the artist should know that whatever he does, he would chose the funniest action.

  3. He's crazy. He can't ACT crazy, no? But his craziness is...er...likeable, more or less.

  4. Maybe he isn't THAT wrong. He was a poor man desperately searching fo a way out his difficult life, and he fell into a vat of chemicals. When he went out he realized that the substance turned him in a white, green-haired, grinning freak. So, he did the only thing he had left to do: go crazy.

  5. He's yummy. He could be. I mean, the best in this sense is without a doubt Brian Bolland's Joker, in the Killing Joke. His Joker is tall (like 1.90m), thin (but not starved, just naturally lean), sharp dressed (we all know how important are clothes to him. Brian Bolland dresses him up with the colors he adores in a suit that just fits him), teathrical (he's a consumed comedian, he views the world as his stage after all) and feminine. Not QUEER, for god's sake, feminine is another thing. He's graceful. His attitude is delicate. His masculinity isn't aggressive like his fits of anger. He can be fey. His behavior has to reflect it.

Some girls like his hair. That's a good point. His hair is regulary pomaded,but always rebel, like him.




Added by Ralph on April 21, 2008 | |

It's the classic fight: godd guys v.s. bad guys. And we know that our Bat will set things right. But the fight against a nemesis isn't that simple. Yes, I'm talking about villains like Lex Luthor, or Dr. Octopus. Superman and Spiderman are still fighiting with them, and-who knows?- maybe they'll never stop. Villains like those are evil and intelligent, and they sure are hard nuts to crack.

But the Joker... yes, he's evil, someone say the Devil in person, but he's on another level.

irst, he's colorful. He has no personality, he can't be tedious, he always changes.

Second, he's likeable, and if not, at least he's funny.

Third, he makes the perfect contrary of the Bat. Batman is so rational, the Joker isn't stupid at all, but he doesn't reasone with common logical schemes.

Maybe... someday Batman will kill the Joker. But it would be such a pity. Even for him, he would lose his better opponent.




Added by Ralph on March 20, 2008 | |

This is a topic I like very much to discuss. We all here like superguys, I think. But what if a superhero was 'too super'? I mean, look at Superman. He has X-ray sight, super strength, super speed, and so on, and so on... you know, he's the man who can move plantes, and all that kind of super stuff. He's advantaged. Some superheroes are like families, they always squabble (like Fantastic Four). I like Spiderman, after all he's a timid journalist, and his real enemy is himself, not that -sorry but I have to say it- ridiculous Dr. Octopus, you take his glasses and he's out. Hulk is good too, I like the thing that Robert Bruce Banner turns into a giant green freak when he's angry (unconscious works!).

But my favorite- is the Batman. He's kinda psycho (c'mon a guy that dresses up like a bat with a 15 years old sidekick named Robin), but I like psychopaths. The Bat, who terrifies criminals, who flies relentless under full moonlight. And he doesn't need superpowers! He uses brains and Bat-gadgets only (but they seem to work good!).

And villains. Naturrally, I like Batman ones the most. Dr. Jonathan Crane fascinates me. I'm not only a psycho, but also a psychiatrist, and I'm interested in phobia area. I only don't like Black Mask, because he's too cruel (but that's exactely how he has to be). One of my favorites is The Riddler, he's crazy (and funny! Did you see the third Batman movie with Jim Carrey? Awesome!) and intelligent, which is nearly the same thing. I love Harley Quinn too, the cutest villainess in all Gotham. I have a spine-chill when I think she's crazy and she kills only for love. So cuuute!!!!! And I feel all fuzzy when I think she's crazy about -the one and only- JOKER! Yes, he's my truly fav. The portrait of madness. I admire him, that's all, for his intelligence, his style, his twisted mind...

I think insanity is a power. You can't really kill or torture someone if you're sane. But if you're a psycho, all is less difficult. There are no limits.




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Top Contributions

Riddler
69 Points

Joker
38 Points

Uncle Scrooge
31 Points

Harley Quinn
20 Points

Hobbes
18 Points

Rorschach
4 Points

Jokester
2 Points

Poison Ivy
2 Points

My Reviews
Reviewed by Ralph
April 10, 2008

First of all, I think that the comic book has better graphics than the cartoon. This is the only bad thing of Mad Love, to me. Mad Love contains the most famous Joker's lines, like 'If you have to explain a joke, there is no joke!'. Well, young Doc. Harleen Quinzel tries to understand the twisted mind of the Joker. But he's crazy, not stupid. So, he invents his past (Joker actually doesn't really remember how he turned into a white grinning guy)and tells Harleen a sad story: his father used to beat him up, and there was only one time he ever saw his dad happy; when he took him to the circus. The kid tried to make his father laugh doing some clownish gags, but all he received was a broken nose. Harley begins to see him as a kind of misunderstood angel, 'a lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics'. Then,the Joker escapes from Arkham, only for a little, because Batman immediatley captures him. When Harleen sees his angel barely conscient, bleeding before her eyes, she runs to take the Joker in her arms. And then, a snap in her mind. She buys a jester costume and prepares herself. In a few hours, Harley Quinn is ready to help her Puddin'. But after the breakout, the Joker is violent and unkind to her. Harley desperately tries to kill Batman to 'prove Mistah J she can do one of his plans'. But when he Puddin' discovers what she was doing, he sets Batman free and push her out of the window. Only the Joker has the honor of killing the Bat. Yes, out of the window. Come on, I don't have to tell you the end, Batman wins, but Mr. J pushed his Harley OUT OF A WINDOW. He's the Joker after all. I think Mad Love is the more explicit example of how love makes you do CRAZY things, like loving the Joker, or still loving him after he broke every possible bone in your body.

-Face it Harl, this stinks. Yer a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown!




195 Points
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Ralph Stats
1st Appearance: March 4, 2008
City: Gotham City
Origin: Human
Gender: Female
Alignment: Evil
My Affiliations
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just saw hellboy 2
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Morphid

MrsJ

Mask of Tengu II

BatgirlBabs
God save the Queen
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just launched a bunch of new comicvine code.
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Lord Sedrik
is working on the mod queue
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Harley-Quinn

Lady Poison

Punchinello
cannot have enough comics!
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Resonate
on May 21, 2008
This guy is amazingsimply amazing
Punchinello
on May 15, 2008
Yeah, I saw Ace; I figured it was a cross between The Joker and Harley Quinn; because of Joker's alias 'the ace of knaves' and Harley's costume. =)
BatgirlBabs
on May 15, 2008
chill outI'm entitled to an opinion just like you are.
Punchinello
on May 9, 2008
My OTHER favourite villain? No one can top Joker =D He's my absolute favourite. Even if you include other fandoms' characters (not just comics)! But Harley Quinn, Batman, Two-Face and The Scareceow are my other favourite characters in the Batverse.I don't make original characters for Batman RPGs; I only role-play as The Joker =)
MysteriousBeing
on April 30, 2008
yes a motorcycle for transport and a name i was thinkin of goin with TheAvengingRider
MrsJ
on April 22, 2008
I don't remember what Joker topic, must have been a while back.
Bookman
on April 17, 2008
I am a Omega-Level Mutant, I can warp reality, bring charecters from books into the real world, send something real into a book world. I am Bookman! And remember, your only evil if you hate books!
Harley-Quinn
on April 16, 2008
Hiya, dollface!I'm flattered at your comment but if you don't stay away from my puddin' I might have to kill you = )No hard feelings though.
BatgirlBabs
on April 14, 2008
Yeah Zatanna is based on his wife. Here is her website <a href="http://www.mistylee.com/">http://www.mistylee.com/</a> They look exactly the same. She goes to comic cons when Dini'd there too, but I don't like her. She made some really anti-feminist statements that really disappointed me when she said "And you know, also, someone raised the point in, I don’t know if it was in a forum I was reading but it’s something I’ve heard a million times before - but usually, the strongest and loudest protest over sexy things come from ugly fat girls."
BatgirlBabs
on April 13, 2008
I did like Zatanna, and had no idea the character was based on Paul Dini's wife.I guess he married his fantasy girl?? Anyway, I am a good girl and I'm defending Gotham City from the likes of you.And yes, Batman is the man. :o)
MrsJ
on March 21, 2008
Lol, a combination of the two. Now THAT'S a bad girl.
MrsJ
on March 6, 2008
Man, I like your taste in guys. =PI saw you post a few things commenting on the Joker.It's true he is very, very, very attractive. At first it was just his personality that I found fascinating, but now it's everything. Have you seen the Joker in Alex Ross' Justice? He is gorgeous, with those fiery ember lips. Ooo and I simply adore his sense of style.I LOVE HIM!!
Morphid
on March 6, 2008
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