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March 23, 2008

The Poo Poo List

Members of the forum who, after being place in the Poo Poo Queue, continue to display rabid fanboyism, lack of respect for others, or general trolling. These members have earned a full-fledged place on the Poo Poo List

SoundWave07 / Lantern Prime

Memorable Quotes:

• "Nigga fuck you!"
• "Why the fuck did you say that shit? You pissing me the fuck off with that. I just made one little comment little comment and then you go out and say this shit! And whats so offensive about it? I mean shit I use around my homies all the time!"
• "HAHAHAHH, what kind of comeback is that? Go in your room and f### off!"
• "Fuck baseball!"
• "UMMMMMMMMMMM Can WW beat Prime? HELL NO! CAN SHE BEAT GRIMLOCK? HELLNO! SO NO SHE CAN'T BEAT ALL THE TF! YOU GUYS EITHER DON'T KNow or just underestimate the TFs."
• "Shut the Fuck up. bitch! Don't post here then fag-boy!"
• "OH SHIT! THATS FUCKING NASTY!"
• "I rarely cuss anyways! So I have an excuse............at least that time!"
• "This is why I don't talk to ignorant people! I'll be the bigger man!"

According to Lantern Prime:

1. Every sentence *must* include either "Godzilla", a reference to a Transformer, or the F-Word.
2. Transformers beat all superheros and if you post saying otherwise, you're an ignorant "fag-boy".
3. SoundWave07 is the bigger man.

Status:

weather witch

Memorable Quotes:

• "f*ck f*ck f*ckity f*ck!!!LOL i feel like im goin NUTS...like completely crazy dude!!!"
• "where that a$% that tried cussin me out!!! i feel like arguin wit someone"
• "she ugly as F^CK!!!"
• "yea little boys tryin to act hard by cussin over the internet...dam he must be a bada$$!!! lol yea right hes just a little punk b!tch and dont kno who hes messin with"
• f@ck storm havin a husband!!!!! they should turn her into a lezbo and I will f@ckin marry her!!!!! lol
• "fo real tho storm is a goddess with an extremely powerful ability....i think shes omega"
• "i think she could take magneto"
• ewww whats up wit ur face!!! lol
• annoyed by me......why cause i say what i mean and i dont back down from nerds tryin t be cool...
• ok so what the f@ck is a poo poo list and why the hell they tryin to get me on it?? i dont wanna be a fu@kin turds friend!!!!
• *picks nose* *flick*
• ok let me set u all stright STORM WINS!!!!!!! yea mag is powerful n all but what the f@ck if he could beat her she would be dead by now...all u al think she got is lightining and mag could prolly beat her wit it but what about freezin him, or drowning him, or gettin him caught up in a hurricane....i mean he cant handle all that hes jus a giant magnet...if he was not the main villian and needed to be around storm would have kicked his a$$ and u all kno it
• bitch who the fuck r u to judge u fuckin moron....u and the thunder cunt bitch that had u can go sit on it and spin for all i care u fuckin dumbass motherfucker eat ur own fuckin microdick and die u sorry piece of SHIT!!! FUCK U!!!! and who the hell u callin ugly u jelous ass bitch
• my friends call me jb "juicy booty" lol
• well then give up on bein some good a** p***y and start bein a mutha f*ckin criminal like the rest of the fowl mouth #$$ $%^%% in this $$$%$^ &%& &%&&$% &^%&%!!! LOL
• hell no im finishin this b!tch 2nigh dude u kno i cant stand lyin a$$ wh@res!!
• who the f@ck u tryin to kid ur a$$ is 14 so stop ur lyin a$$ while ur ahead!!!
• yea u 16 like u live in paris...right...if u soo dam borin u need to make sh!t up then i feel sorry for u cause little gurls like u grow up to be the slut of the school and end up a prego by 16
• defintly wrath!!! u dont want the wrath of weather witch...especially at that "special" time of month!!! lol...that was sooo gross lol
• fo real he done pi$$ed me off!!! i HATE people who judge ANYTHING and if they do u better be sure imma put them in their place!!!
• look dude just cause u aint like it dont mean u can talk sh!t i mean who the f#ck r u...no one important jus like ur lame ass daddy who made him the boss of what is music he prolly jus some nerdy racist cracker lookin like a fool cause he lame and as i can see the apple aint fall far from the lame ass tree so think before u write some judgemental stupid ass comment dumbass
• my powers b!tchykinesis-PMS control pantiekinesis-think bout it!!! lol midgkinesis-control over all little people smellykinesis-control over evrything stank!!
• "o i feel stupid!!!lol"
• "so r u guys sayin she has never used magic before?? i mean ill talk sh!t to people in her defence all day if i got to but i dont really read many comics so i dont kno"
• "motherfucker if ur gonna put me on this stupid ass list put me # 1 u fuckin cocksucker u a fuckin little bitch and u need to shut the fuck up...go eat ass u fuckin piece of shit lickin CUNT FUCK U BITCH!!!"

Weather Witch's thoughts to live by:

1. It doesn't matter if a potential combatant wields one or more of the fundamental elements of the universe, Storm wins by default because she is teh sh!t. lol
2. It doesn't matter if an argument against Storm is grounded in reality, or if you haven't actually read any of the comics yourself, you should still argue that Storm can do ANYTHING out of mere principle. lol
3. U be mezin wit teh Witch you be in teh shitz cause shell flingz the mad letrz at yo a$$. LolZr$23e32@@#!!
4. Seriously, don't mess with her. You don't know who you're dealing with. She'll use all kinds of crazy 9-year old internet speak on your ass, call you a nerd, and say she doesn't want to be your friend : (
5. Why be eloquent when you can insert random ascii characters into curse words and talk about your bodily functions? lol

Oh yea, and one more quote:

"well im offically on the poo poo list.....aint that a b!tch"

Nope. Just you.

Status:

kuchiku

Memorable Quotes:

• "and im a psychopathic insane b!tch but i dont go around announcing it...oh wait i do dont i..."
• "omg i so thought you were a noob whats up girl!!!"
• "SETTLE DOWN BOYS FOR GOD SAKE'S #Settle the fck down"
• "can someone comment on my youtube playlist on my blog?"
• "EXPLAINE TO ME WHAT THE FCK IS GOING ON OR ILL FCKING KILL SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ES QUIT BEING A PUSSY ASS MOTHERF#CKING B!TCH"
• "Shut the Fuck up. bitch! Don't post here then fag-boy!"
• "YOUR AN IDIOT I SAID HES NEVER ON!!! I NEVER SEE HIM AROUND IM GLADE HES ON SO #STFU#""
• "Post Deleted."
• "Post Deleted."
• "Post Deleted."
• "Post Deleted."
• "Post Deleted."
• "Post Deleted."
• "UM SO OBVIOUSLY #GREENARROW#"
• "#Damn Girl#"
• "i know its unclear my next one will be better!!!!@!!!!@~!#@$@#EC%R^YTBG JM"
• "bit me q#eer BAG!! jk""
• "your f#cking kidding me."
• "swry to seem like a totall b!tch but when you have some time or mabye your just bored could you do another for me so swry to ask but it would be great ill munip somethin for you if you do?"
• "go to kuchikus munipulations "
• "GOD dam no one ever f#cking awnsers me."
• "who ever u are ur a real asshole i dont only think of myself ur an ass hole"

Kuchiku only thinks about:

1. Her.
2. Herself.
3. How much profanity she should put in her sentences.
4. How many posts she can get deleted.
5. How to fuck up the forums by simply editing her vine page.
6. How to fuck up RPGs.
7. Being a rude bitch to people.
8. Her shitty photo-manips

Status:

ulitmateninjagaidenx

Memorable Quotes:

• "most marvel heroes beat dc heroes, in the marvel vs dc wonderwoman already lost to storm, in the comics, so please don't give that marvel can't beat dc raw power crap chi chi chi ha ha ha."
• "lol look it's too late she lost by storm, get over it, it happans, im sorry ww will lose to wwhulk even if wonderwoman get with wwhulk, and all, wwhulk will keeps on comeing, and end up K.O. her, and shut up with that dc raw power crap, that's very lame."
• "i don't thank so wwhulk will kill her i know how strong she is, hulk heals faster, wow that crappy lasso is magic and makes people tell the truth, lol yeah she would rap that rope around wwhulk and try make him talk wonderwoman:ok hulk nobody can not tell a lie now tell the truth and all that crap, wwhulk: you want the truth here the turth YOU ARE ONE DEAD BITCH!!! grabs the rope and start to spinning her around to get free she get knocks down to the ground abit dizzy, then as soon she get back up , she will see hulk madder more stronger, charge at her and start hiting her with stronger heavy hits beating the shit out of her blood comeing out of her badly, she will be O.K. lieing on the ground in her pool of blood, she fucking done for she will lose, i know this post will get locked down, but im abit crazy but oh well."
• "she was beating by a retard name bizarro, wwhulk will fuck thay bitch up, SHE FUCKING DONE FOR..........R.I.P. wonderwoman will be miss, superman may stop hulk but not wonderwoman wwhulk will Murder THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!!"
• "oooookkkkk? this is a post battle of wwhulk owning wonder srtipper and ms invisible fail beta wolf? terry from king of fighters? i mess them king of fighters games"
• "the ones that say about my dirty language, well i wanted this battle topic to be lockdown, i understand now that thair are alot of hulk haters every battle post of hulk vs any dc heroes he always lose oh come on, i also understand i made mistake of makeing this battle topic, cuz i sould of known wwhulk was geting dog by haters, anyways yall can thank whatever you want to thank my vote still goe's to wwhulk."
• "cuz wwhulk can't lose by wonder bitch and why can't this battle topic lockdown? FUUCCCKKKKKKKK close already shit shit shit shit i want this battle topic close right fucking now!!!!!!"
• "dealing with dc fans that's what's worng with me."
• "sorry i still disagree, about this outcome, just cuz they say ww wins very easy, what? do i have to force to change my mind? i don't thank so, yeah i bet yall thank wonderwoman can easy beat thanos, galactus, dark phoenix, living tribunal, infinity, eternity, upgrade silver surfer, so on and so on huh?"
• "1. this battle topic is over, 2. just cuz if or not dc are more powerful, they can't easy beat all of marvel heroes or villans it's just who vs who, plus marvel have way more characters then dc characters. 3. dc characters like superman, wonderwoman, flash, are boring now days, most of the time superman, all them stupid too many upgrades, with crappy storylines, marvel or dc at times have hits and mess in thair comics, but dc just way worst, that's why dc comics starting loseing fans, i know i go to every post boards i don't blame them, they be saying bad thinngs about dc,4. i don't care if wonderwoman got more vote againet wwhulk like i said before im not changeing my mind cuz of the votes, i still thank she will lose, and i don't need nobody to tell me to thank or to vote, i very disppointing that this nightmare battle topic did not get lockdown, anyways i like batman, nightwing, and some onthers, but i just like marvel univeres better, i want to end this now and move on, post here if you want but im not comeing back and reading it anyways.......im out bye bye."
• "godzilla win, flash need to run somewhere else."
• "lol this is sad, dc fanboys thank flash can beat everybody, he can't hurt or trying moveing a monster that satand at 100 meters in hight and weight 66,000 tons"
• "lol hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah really hahahahahahahahahah i can see only superman or maybe wonderwoman stoping godzilla but flash? hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha whatever im out bye bye"
• "lol yep you all really on drugs for real, flash can beat everybody, godzilla would distory, flash, flash can't beat every powerful characters, speed don't always win battles, most of you overrated flash fansboys,need to get that to your head's, what's next? flash vs living tribunal? im out flash can easy die like every onther humans, go head and post if you want but im not comeing back to even reading it bye bye ..!.."

ulitmateninjagaidenx's ignorance is displayed when:

1. He can't spell properly.
2. He can't write up a proper sentence.
3. He declares a topic over because he can't come up with a proper argument.
4. He said he was tired of dealing with DC Fanboys.

Status:

BlackHulkZilla

Memorable Quotes:

• "SO WHAT HES GOOD AT PUSHING HEAVY OBJECTS YAHOO!,BESIDES JUGGS AINT JACK WITHOUT THE MAGIC GEM(not that it would matter anyway agaisnt the hulk),HULK WASNT EVEN AT HIS STRONGEST,THERES NO FIGHT DECIDED BY PUSHING,& SHOVING.U HULK HATERS LIKE 2 ONLY SHOW THEM GETTING THE BEST OF HULK,BUT NOT THE WHOLE FIGHT BECAUSE U KNOW THE LONGER THE FIGHT IS GOING THE STONGER HULK IS GONNA GET,AND THEN HULK WILL EVENTUALLY WIN THE FIGHT,JUST LIKE IN THIS PIC.RESPONSE U DIDNT SHOW THAT HULK STOPPED,AND DEFEATED A FULLY POWERED JUGGS,BUT HE DID WITHOUT BEING AT HIS STRONGEST(which is unlimited),or A HIGH ANGRY LEVEL.IN CONCLUSION I WILL LEAVE U HULK HATERS WITH A MUCH NEEDED TIP,IF U R NOT GOING 2 SHOW IT ALL THEN DONT SHOW NOTHING,IF U R NOT GOING 2 TELL THE TRUTH THEN DONT TALK(no one wants 2 hear a damn lie)."
• "Rapida jabs,throws,and lands a DEVASTATING pic.response uppercut that KOed the hulk haters,they wont b getting back up from that one,LOL!THEREFORE hulk,and hulk fans SUCCESSFULLY defends the title AGAIN as ur UNDEFEATED,COMIC WORLD CHAMPION,was there ever any doubt!this one was 4 all hulk haters LOL!"
• "hey 1st of all dont respond 2 it if u cant read it DUMMY,this aint english class,nor is it a spelling bee contest,FYI i dont give a cats nut sack if u think its bad spelling or not u the 1st,and only one so far 2 come on my thread and try 2 hate on the way i type,and spell oh PLEASE WHATEVER!,and i use my grammer the way i want 2 use my grammer u dont have 2 like it PUNK im still going 2 type how i want 2 type,no one was complaining until u the midnight RETARD arrived,im glad my grammer makes ur eyes bleed,cause thats my intentions 4 a hater anyway,so do ur self a favor if u cant respond 2 da thread,or dont like the thread,or dont like whoever created the thread then leave da thread u dont have 2 stop and hate no one ask 4 ur insults,nor does anyone likes a hater not even another hater likes a hater,so if u want 2 hate keep it MOVING cause me,and none haters can do with out out ur opinion,also u may need 2 read my profile b4 u bring dat plate of hate 2 my table because im grown,and free 2 roam,i will hunt u down,and beat u down(i bet u understand that) so if u dont want ur eyes 2 bleed literally i suggest u find a harmless boy,or girl,or toy 2 play with,u FAGGOT,u dont play around with things,or people that r real DANGEROUS so y dont u just take that TIP and go 2 HELL on ur own,b4 i help u get there."
• "dc wins WTF? HOW? the only dc power houses worth a good fight is,Doomsday,Darkseid,Lobo,and u might as well say the whole Justice League Team,but they cant hold a candle 2 Marvels Power Houses of course u have the Hulk would take care of,or(tie)Doomsday,Thanos would defeat Darkseid,Juggernaut would keep Lobo occupied(tie),Captain America would get the best of Batman,SilverSurfer would defeat Superman,Storm would keep WonderWoman company,and as 4 the rest of JL,i do believe they would b defeated,(but not easily)by either X-Men,or Fantastic Four,and marvel still has a list of power houses left,and not 2 mention the Gods of marvel,dc wins,come on now u cant b serious."
• "agreed 2 the fullest,the key is,try 2 defeat hulk b4 he get 2,or past that 100 level of strength,but once he get past dat,it b best 2 make like a tree in the fall,and leave!"
• "WHATEVER!more like a hulk hater thread,its like this if a hulk hater shows up disrespecting then u r inviting a hulk defender,hulk haters give hulk defenders more power,and fans,cause everyone is not hater,nor does anyone like haters,and as 4 that fanboy crap u b yelling BURY it because its old,and dead,besides every member on CV.is a fanboy thats y u r on here 2 discuss,debate,and defend whatever comic character u r a(FAN)of,this is COMICVINE it makes no sense 2 b a member if u r not a FAN of some kind of comic character,thats like trying 2 spit on a fish underwater!so u a FANBOY 2,but ur more HILARIOUS as a hater,u guys dont need 2 b on comicvine ALL hulk haters need 2 b on COMICVIEW the things hulk haters say half true,all false,and very funny,LOL!keep the hating coming guys its 2 our advantage,PLUS us serious hulk defenders need a little laughter every now and then,LOL!so hate on hulk haters gives us more power cause JUST LIKE THE HULK we been winning,we will keep winning,we will get STRONGER,and we will surely continue 2 SMASH hulk haters ASSES.LOL!"
• "FYI as long as there r hulk haters u will make hulk fanboys,and hulk defenders appear so u can say we r created the same way u hulk haters r created or better yet u can say we come from u guys the HULK HATERS,LOL!."
• "LOL! DONT WORRY ABOUT ZOOM,DUE 2 HIS VERY BELOW AVERAGE INTELLIGENCE LEVEL HE CANT HELP THAT HE IS A RETARDED HATER."
• "THEN Y U RESPOND STUPID? UR JUST MAD CAUSE UR DUM ASS CANT READ,UR A HATER,AND A RETARD,AND I DONT GET INTO DEBATING ARGUMENTS WITH UR KIND! SO SHUT THE HELL UP RESPONDING 2 THE WAY I TYPE MY COMMENTS ITS NOT A HANDICAP LIKE U,ITS THE WAY I CHOOSE AND WILL CONTINUE 2 TYPE,IF U DONT LIKE IT,THEN DONT READ IT,OR U COULD TRY 2 DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT LOL!,BUT WAIT I THINK I HAVE A BETTER IDEA,Y DONT U PERSONALLY COME STOP ME U FAGGOT? IN THE MEAN WHILE I HAVE A TIP 4 U,HAVE UR MOMMY REPLAY UR HOOKED ON PHONICS THINGY,AND THIS TIME GET SUM TRANSLATION 4 THE ENGLISH PART SINCE U R MENTALLY BELOW AVERAGE,B4 U TRY 2 INSULT SUM ONE ELSES INTELLIGENCE,CAUSE ITS OBVIOUS U R NOT SMARTER THEN A 5TH GRADER."
• "1. this battle topic is over, 2. just cuz if or not dc are more powerful, they can't easy beat all of marvel heroes or villans it's just who vs who, plus marvel have way more characters then dc characters. 3. dc characters like superman, wonderwoman, flash, are boring now days, most of the time superman, all them stupid too many upgrades, with crappy storylines, marvel or dc at times have hits and mess in thair comics, but dc just way worst, that's why dc comics starting loseing fans, i know i go to every post boards i don't blame them, they be saying bad thinngs about dc,4. i don't care if wonderwoman got more vote againet wwhulk like i said before im not changeing my mind cuz of the votes, i still thank she will lose, and i don't need nobody to tell me to thank or to vote, i very disppointing that this nightmare battle topic did not get lockdown, anyways i like batman, nightwing, and some onthers, but i just like marvel univeres better, i want to end this now and move on, post here if you want but im not comeing back and reading it anyways.......im out bye bye."
• "uhhh!then y havent he been destroyed yet?,because the guys he has faced cant destroy him,seems like hes indestructable so far 2 me."
• "whats up cyrus,cause their hulk haters its not that they cant understand hulk defenders its just they dont want 2 hear,or understand the facts about the hulk beating down one of their favorite characters,but some of those haters r a bit slow trying comprehend what we say,but u will soon meet some those retarded hulk haters guys this is CV.they r every where on this site,LOL!"
• "now u guys know the powerpuff girls win this one easily,LOL!"

BlackHulkZilla truly, TRULY, believes that:

1. The Hulk is the greatest thing since sliced cheese.
2. If you can't read his crappy sentences, then your IQ is lower then a 5th grader's.
3. He is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY smarter then you despite his crappy grammar.
4. Marvel would totally whoop on DC "cuz dey gotz da hulk."
5. You should not respond if you can't read his sentences. (I guess everyone should just not respond to him then)

Status:

superboyprime's fist

Memorable Quotes:

• "I hate Hal Jordan. If there's trash in the DCU, it is Jordan."
• "I can't stand Hal Jordan. If there is trash in the DCU, it has to be Jordan. I wish DC would just retcon him out of existence, like they did the original Supergirl."
• "Post Deleted."
• "Hal Jordan is a lame, worthless, and disgusting character. Please sign this petition to kill him off again and bring back the one true green lantern, Kyle Rayner."
• "You must be a sick person if you like disgusting Hal Jordan."
• "Give it up, they're never going to make a movie about disgusting Hal Jordan that impressionable children might see."
• "It's my moral duty to campaign for Hal's death, so that he can longer star in a comic that impressionable children might read."
• "I'd respect the Joker a lot more if he shot Hal Jordan in the spine and crippled him for life."

Not much to say here, annoying troll.

Status:

Poo Poo Queue

Members of the forum who display rabid fanboyism, lack of respect for others, or general trolling may earn a place on the queue. Continuing to display any of those will get you bumped up to the dreaded Poo Poo List. The queue is the first step to making it to the actual list.

Indestructable Tanks / jqntaylor / H.A.L.O. / Gamma_Corp

Memorable Quotes:

• "Methos wats wit you dissin Hulk. You as bad as a wats that word a hater.wat is this about ("Hulk Vs Saint of Killers"). Now your staring to get ignorant. You think just because your moderator I cant call you ignorant...please... only thing you can do is warn me. You expet me to give up on Hulk just cause you make a ouple of points. Maybe your points arent convincing, maybe mines arent convincing to you. One thing you ned to understand is that we are not gonna change are minds on the side we are on. We are going to keep going back inn forth until someone gets tired. Threads like "Hulk vs Saint of killers" just insult hulk fanboys intellegence. Yes we are fanboys wats wrong with that do you know how many fanboys there are on this site. I bet you there are more fanboy than nonfanboys. To me you are a perfect example of a Hulk hater. Yoou shouldnt even have the ability to post. And you are even more childish if you lock this threa. I would like to see the replys. Kudos to you for bieng the anti fanoy, keep it up. You are he best. you probally got a shirt and a hat to match. No im not trying to cause drama you just are so (I cant find the right word). You think cause your mod you im gonna back down from a battle well think again. Im not scared of you, me pr anyone else who doesnt like what your doing. You make the vine feel like ice in hell."
• "MEthos the moderator"
• "lol. I enjoy arguing with Z thoug he is like my baby sister I can make her mad easilly. I hope Z aint no where over ten."
• "lol Marvel characters are much stronger than Dc's. It has been doone many times."
• "At first I thought you would be a iron man fanboy who thought Iron man would win hen I red your profile and saw that you were just amking a fair match. But then I really though it through and noticed all you did was set iron man up for failure"
• "You have to be freaking kidding me. Every one goes around saying the juggernaut cant be hurt by brute force. I hope it just my mind playing tricks on me because Ya they do say hes invincible to physical harm but is he really. He has been hurt by wolverine and Hulk. Wolverine cut him with his claws does that tell you nothing. Its like saying galcatuse could chew on full powered jugs and nothing would happen. He may be unstoppable once hestrats moving but not invulnerable or invicible. They say he can only be hurt by magic but what about smartness. On many occasiion Hulk has taken jugs helm off and hit him with strong brute force.(Even Onslaught) That seems to me to be hurt mentally.Well I also think he can be stopped by physical force. He cant walk on air right? So if he was running towards hulk 100 miles an hour and hulk was strong enough to destroy the earth with one hit while he had the power to float. Would Juggs keep going. no he would not! For example most people say hulk ran away from juggs in world war hulk but actually he tricked juggs into using his own momentum to acell at a a speed where he could not stop. See he beat him mentally. So the point im trying to make....... Is that juggernaut is not as good as they say."
• "You guys are nuts the comic writer thereselves left notes in the comic which said how hulk tricked jugs into using his momentum. So no you know more than the writers?"
• "You are constantly insulting people. you guys are nuts(lol- joke) Your rettarded(Youve siad it several times and it is an insult. time to pm an moderator"
• "u cant get any better than this Flash has been beaten by weaker villians so the Hulk wouldnt be able to do anythink because of kinetic energy never worked for him then so why vs someeone much stronger than thos villians. Your exaggerating flash would not be able to hit hulk a million times in a second at the power of a star. Ya by the way Hulk does not need to brethe. "Hulk cant beat what he cant touch" he could thunderclap or destoy the landscape."
• "evryone can be beat you cant name one prson that cant. You points may not be proof. my not be sensible to me. I just think hulk is one of the strongest marvel characters. Im going to defend him in every fight I think he can win. For exampple: I did not even choose to post an answer on Hulk vs Saint of killers. Because it was oone sided. Matches like that shouldnt be posted. Not they cant but shouldnt."
• "The Hulk deserves respect hre is his feats: INSERT WIKIPEDIA INFORMATION ABOUT HULK'S POWERS"
• "Ohhh.Im getting y senses Methos want to ruin my thread lol"
• "i LIEK HOW YOU THINK."
• "I dont care how you put it. You may think or know Hulk will lose. But im pretty d@mn sure hulk land one punch. First avol hulk would be a lot faster. and his size would give him benefit of the doubt."
• "no you are the immature. Who typed "Retarded ass fanboy."
• "y r u so immature"

Indestructable Tanks has just corrected me, I'm sorry, he's a "24" freaking years old. I think you should go back to school.

Status:

Barry Flash

Memorable Quotes:

• "They already made a fan comic of this fight and the x men got they're asses kicked because they're shit compared to the Justice League, it's obvious! Wolverine got his claws snapped by Superman and Hulk just got smashed by Flash."
• "I absolutely despise Spiderman in fact i hate Marvel comics but i think they're films are good like the X men ones or the Fantastic Four one's but there characters have no real description (no good background stories) And DC Comics have full descriptions on their characters!"
• "Cos it's like spidermans weakness is what? Mary Jane how silly is that? And take Superman's weakness that actually makes sense that the sun powers the kryptonite as well as him."
• "What movies sucked exactly? Only the old movies sucked because they were low budgeted and was old special effects and Marvel make they're movies now while we have good effects thats why they make themselves look good, but the new DC movies now will probably out sell all the Marvel movies, take Superman Returns for instance, one of the best movies ever made!"
• "Yeah exactly. Spiderman has what?... An annoying face and can stick to walls, oh and i shouldn't forget the ridiculous idea of him getting bit by a spider than miraculously gives him the power to shoot web out of his wrist!"
• "Yeah but what i mean i don't exactly hate him for being crap, just because his story doesn't at all make sense since when do spiders have a bit of super strength and if the scientists thought the spider was that powerful, why would they leave it out in the open for visitors from a school to look at they'd make sure the spiders couldn't get out. That's why i like DC Comics a heck lot more because they actually explain their characters background stories not like "oh he gets bit by a spider,... thats it!"
• "Well why couldn't they have told you that in the first place instead of just a random blue and red spider that got out of its cage!?"
• "No he was a scientist and testing an experiment when lightening hit through the window and hit the chemicals which then hit him and then made his body a lightening bolt. But it makes more sense than the spiderman thing because in real life, you got bit by a spider you'd just die! But who's to say that you wouldn't get super speed from chemicals and lightening to me nobody because its never happened getting bit by a spider has and has been proven just to kill you!"
• "Yeah that was Jay who inhaled that but then Barry liked him didnt he Terminal Velocity like a hero but then he was working on chemicals and lightening struck chemicals next to him and got him then his Nephew Wally went to the crime scene after it happened to 'check it out' and lightening hit in the same place and hit Wally this time with the chemicals still scattered on the floor it gave him the power to run at super speed too. Then Barry's grandson Bart Allen inherited his powers and thats why he could run at light speed aswell as Barry but Wally couldn't at first but then Wally after identity crisis.. Terminal Velocity tell the rest i haven't read 'Identity Crisis'!"
• "Spiderman probably because i just think its a crap way of getting a power and he is just so boring and he tries to be cockey, but it just doesnt work."
• "Actually i think your more of a noob than i am, it would explain the reason why your getting so fucking pissed off at a website topic!"
• "Although i'm not as i actually have a life, and i have more things to worry about, you go ahead and believe whatever you want."
• "I'm not 'wussing out' What i meant was i dont sit at my computer all day to argue with stupid cunts like you! And to prove it and i qoute "Looks at watch, and waits for Flash's petty insult" so fuck you its my thread and i will not wuss out. "

Barry Flash doesn't post very much but when he does, he sure lets us know he's a DC fanboy. Let's play Fact and Fiction:

1. Fact: Barry Flash is a DC Fanboy
2. Fiction: Barry Flash hates Marvel films.
3. Fact: Barry Flash hates Spider-Man.
4. Fiction: Spider-man's only weakness is Mary Jane.
5. Fact: Old movies had low budgets.
6. Fiction: Superman Returns will pave the way for great DC movies.
7. Fact: Spider-Man's origins are unrealistic.
8. Fiction: Superman's origins are realistic.
9. Fact: Barry Flash thinks the Spider-Man movie origins are how it happened in the comics.
10. Fiction: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOU WILL NOT GAIN SUPER POWERS FROM GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING NEAR CHEMICALS.

Status:

vegeta

Memorable Quotes:

• "supes has no chance"
• "what"
• "and"
• "what"
• "uh hello the further supes goes away from yelllllllllow sun the weaker he gets"
• "come back when you get hair on your face"
• "go sit in the corner.......timeout"
• "what the fuck is a noob"
• "this coming from someone who listens to shitty music like that [acewasp]"
• "cocksmooch"
• "should i break it down for you cock asin what you dont have smooch asin what you do"
• "ssj 3 get it right"
• "thanks you bout made me spill my beer. its an attack"
• "what you got speech problem"
• "i was just sayin , calm down im fucking with you peter dont get hard"
• "your stupid yours is puppy size remember"
• "thats not what your girl says ask her she tell ya"
• "did you have to look up the spelling of that word.........................happy..............."
• "DO I HAVE TOO, NO I DONT.UNLESS YOUR AN ENGLISH TEACHER.."
• "IS THAT THE ONLY WORD YOU NO COCKSMOOCH"
• "WHO IS A BIGGER DOUCHE"
• "AND YOUR A B&^CH"

How to Identify DBZ Fanboys:

1. Subject is between the ages of 10 and 15.
2. Subject lacks education.
3. Subject believes "Goku is God."
4. Subject responds with petty insults when others differ in opinions.

Status:

Tahdigga

Memorable Quotes:

• "How do we know that's not a picture done to downplay Storm's powers. In the second picture the colors look real funny, I've seen pictures that where photoshopped before. How is she flying, If she can't control the solar wind in space? Where the pictures released around the same time? If it's not true to the character's abilites, why did the editor allow this misrepresentation of the character? Plus she's shown to have abilities in space during her run in the F4. She taken on the heralds of Galactus in space using her powers.Post Edited:2007-12-28 18:08:27"
• "I didn't say you messed with the pictures, but since we are on that topic, didn't you alter these pics?"
• "Everybody knows you don't like Storm, you say it as often as you can. What I don't understand is that if you don't like the character, why do feel the need to talk about every move she makes.You also seem to keep scans of her history within Marvel, but then you say you don't like her..I don't get it.The haters need to get off her d**k. If you don't like a character, don't read up on the character, don't follow the character. Leave it alone.Yes she has fans. That want to see her progress. Her history has been so stagnant within the X-men over the years no real progression for her, other than she becomes leader.Almost every X-men story was either about Logan or Jean and Cyclops and their future children. Jean has received a power upgrade over the years and so has Logan.What was Storm getting? A man that didn't have the guts to ask her for her hand in marriage, instead he goes and ask Jean what it is that he should do about his feeling for Storm. Nothing came out of that situation. Did Storm get a power upgrade like Jean? No.For years she remained alone and her story became somewhat mediocre. I'm glad that she's finally getting the recognition that she deserves. She's married to a great man, a king. She becomes a member of Marvel's first family. She has galactic adventures, battling formidable foes. Showing real displays of her great powers in the vacumm of space.I love the new Storm, I welcome more changes for this character."
• "So the pics are not in it's original state. Like I said altered."
• "And I don't care about any of this. "That's ok, you don't have to. I'll care about it. Moving on. "
• "Yeah and I know that's your friend and all so your already taking sides.Another thing is that you shouldn't put your personal information nor broadcast your business on a public site if you don't want people to comment on it. Think twice before airing your dirty laundry."Personal attacks of any nature on any user on this forum are not tolerated." You should abide by this rule as well.You as a mod should not go around calling people or their thoughts ingnorant. That within itself is ignorant.This is a forum where people are allowed to have different opinions. Now you want to quote rules, when you yourself was out of line. Where were these rules when you said I was ignorant?Do what you need to do, I will not loose the least bit of sleep over this site. This is not the only comic site out there. Perhaps there's a forum where folks aren't so lonely for affection, and take their anger out on others.Whatever man. We don't all have to agree and hold hands.Tah"

This, my people, is a prime example of a intelligent fanboy/girl. But it's nothing to be proud of, her fanboyism exposes her ignorance when she was willing to tell herself that someone cropping an image a little bit makes Storm look a lot weaker then what she is supposed to be.

Status:

Mr. Ubiquitous

Memorable Quotes:

• "I'll assume you can't afford one...like most PS3 haters...keep drinking the haterade dude, facts are facts!"
• "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh, okee dokee...what ever gets ya horny, dude...."
• "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, forget the system debate...are you a product of your local educational system?...then the 'no child left behind' policy, truly HAS failed. Reading your posts is akin to having needles stuck under my finger nails!"
• "Hmmmmmmmmmm, that funny you write that, because I did JUST that, to your mom last weekend!"
• "Michael Jackson arse raped your mom too?????....DAMN DUDE!...that's some crazy shit!"
• "Oh, sorry, i'll clean it up for a complete viewing audience:
  
  Michael Jackson sphincter raped your mom too? damn dude, that's some crazy chicken dung!"
• "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, in this day and age...its sad to write, "children" see and hear MUCH worst than anything i can write on this board, on todays TV and school yards...please, don't be a tool!"
• "Do me a favor, PM me when you think I should start crying....
  
  don't you have homework to do?"
• "Hey, i'm older than you...you can catch up quickly, if you wish...;)"
• "Oh, in that case, you're simply an ass crack!"
• "Beacuse who gives a flyin' you know what, about the sexual orientation of superheroes????
  
  I persoanlly find it insulting that this subject was even ever introduced into comic lore, it serves no purpose? Its simply a ideological/political position that should be kept OUT of entertainment entirely.
  
  Just how I feel about it..."
• "True, STRAIGHT sexual content. Once you start getting into homosexual sex, which is still considered by MOST a moral question, and an un-natural (by biological definition) act, it becomes nugatory and senseless from the perspective of purpose. Sex as an act is really meant for ONE purpose, to REPRODUCE!!!! the fact it 'feels good' is superfluous in the greater good, so interaction in comics between male and female is natural, expected, and purposeful.
  
  Homosexual additions to comics are a creation of the late 90's for the most part, essentially a 'neo' creation to serve a political agenda. Most writers are liberal, hence feel the "need" to be inclusive for as many readers as they can. Its WRONG! period, and serves to promote, and almost glorify, an un-natural state/act (regardless of personal opinions that is) by showing that "even superheroes are gay" which is somehow inteded to what? make it right? or natural?
  
  If you're gay, fine, I have no problem with you personally. However, keep your lifestye and sexual orientation OUT of my life and forms of entertainment, it doesn't belong there!"
• "O.K.many of you are missing the point, the MAIN point! OPINIONS aside (anyones that is) I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but please, PAY ATTENTION!!!!Homosexuality, by NATURE...serves no purpose, understand? Hetrosexual relations serve its intended purpose, REPRODUCTION OF THE HUMAN SPECIES!!!!....period! THAT is the BIOLOGICAL intention of sexual intercourse, not to have a good time. Regardless of personal opinions on this subject, the country is roughly (census figures) 2% gay populated (about 20 million) that is a SEVERE MINORITY folks, don't kid yourself because of personal associations you may have. To attempt to "muddy the waters" by making homosexuality naturally integrated into American society is an agenda, bottomline...it doesn't float.Also, many of you are trying to associate rascism to this subject, no a good analogy at all. Its not about HATE its about design, purpose, and intention...and a minority, un-natural, sexual orientation shouldn't be included in comics (just my opinion) what's next? sex with animals in comics? bothers and sisters? childern and parents? very slippery slope...so called 'tolerence" is going to make for a MUCH more in-tolerant society long term, trust me."
• "I'll tear this post apart later on when I have more time..."
• "How about, Scotland vs. France in WAR????Scotland, easy!What do you call a 100,000 frenchmen running towards the sea??? the French army!"
• "The "world" is retarded...cause SOCCER...blows!oh, and i'm AMERICAN...i could give two shites, about SOCCER!"
• "and as for your "other" comment..that's why WE rule the WORLD!!!!"
• "Really?....says whom? all the ILLEGAL ALIENS that attend SOCCER games????it garners a 1.0 share in neilsen ratings? are you thick? or biased?"
• "I just feel like making trouble tonight...SOCCER is...GAY!!!...:)"
• "Facist?....bahahahahahahahahah...nope, that's YOU and your liberal commies...but we'll take care of you guys soon enough.and no, foolio....we have Los Angeles class subs parked off the coast of every nation on earth...YOU'D be dead first...guaranteed!!!!"
• "Plenty...when should I begin to TRY and beat you up intellectually?..btw....would you like some spelling and diction lessons?...i'd help you for free...kind of like charity?"
• "and here ladies and gentlemen, is a PRIME example of maturity, and education. Opinion given, supported by facts, and expressed to a personal contention!...Regardless of debate of differences in said opinion I may have with it, he had the class and etiquette to realize, that debasing yourself to a level of insulting a persons deceased parents...well...I won't go any further.I DARE any of you to do that in a persons face (cetainly mine) a beat down will commmence, guaranteed...I personally wouldn't stoop to that level against an enemy, you automatically lose the high ground, and show yourself to be what you truly are...a scum bucket! However, the good thing is, many of you have proven what most intellectually honest people have known for decades, liberals resort to horrid, nasty, name calling....the instant they start losing the debate (which is always)....and this thread proved it...I rest my case."
• "Oh no, HE is going to have trouble soon...i've put those wheels into motion...you want some too pip squeak?..i mean REAL actionable, trouble?"
• "See, this is what frustrates me about THIS site. Its beautifully designed, and well maintained...but when you talk/write about COMIC BOOK topics...it seems no one wants to participate????
  
  truly, odd!"
• "This may be the most daft thing i've ever read!"
• "again, thanks for serving (if you even did)...but, yep, you're daft alright!"

Mr. Ubiquitous salutes to:

1. Soccer sucks and the world is "retarded" for liking it.
2. Soccer is "gay," gays should stay away from his life and forms of entertainment, therefore Soccer should stay away from his life and forms of entertainment.
3. Michael Jackson "arse" raping your mom.
4. You being on "ass crack" when you're opinion is different.
5. Crying if you PM him.
6. Cleaning the language in his sentences so the younger audience can read his insults cleanly.
7. Reminding everyone that he will not go away.

Status:

Vance Astro / Colt Python

Memorable Quotes:

• "People won't f#ckin learn."
• "It starting to seem like i'm the only person who actually reads Marvel comics and just doesn't look at the pictures."
• "***DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO PUT THAT SH!T AWAY...*** ."
• "Wait,wait a minute little guy.I Think someone is getting to big for there britches.If you wanted to know why I said Sephiroth you could have asked. I didn't feel I needed to explain right off the bat.How that makes me a b!tch...Iunno."
• "***IT PISSES ME THE F#CK OFF THAT YOU KEEP CALLING ME RETARDED,YET YOU CAN'T SPELL TO SAVE YOUR LIFE*** ."
• "I'm not making things up as I go along because I didn't say anything false.."
• ".I didn't tell you to tell me again retard I said SHOW ME SOME PROOF! SHOW!!!"
• "........... ."
• "........... ."
• "........... ."
• "........... ."
• "Anybody else who needs to be on that list won't be here that long anywayz.When you always wrong you tend to give up."
• "So basically..nvm DC makes some cheap ass superheroes.I thought Batman was bad but GL is worse."
• "Ok well will now agree with you but now I realize why Marvel is more popular.Because there Superheroes are more REALISTIC.."
• "Are you retarded? YOU CAN NOT RIP off Wolverine's head you don't know what your talking about.Do you even read comics or are you just a troll."
• "1-800-STOP-BITCHIN."
• "I think I just soiled myself"

When reading Vance's post you must remeber:

1. Vance is never wrong and he will go out of his way to show you this by quoting Wikipedia.
2. Marvel is more realistic than DC and most of DC's characters are cheap.
3. Every one on the vine with the exception of Vance himself are retards and probably never read comics.
4. People will never fucking learn

Status:

Gotteta / BROLY2

Memorable Quotes:

• "KINGSKINGS SPARDA VALAKADE YOU ALL SUCK DICK"
• "GOKU IS BETTER THAN THAN THE WHOLE JUSTICE LEAGUE LEAGUE PUT TOEGETHER"
• "who the fu^ does this kind of shi? no body gives a damn about the transformers or mother fucking dc. retards"
• "WHO THE FUC^ ARE YOU CALLLING A DUMBSHIT? your guy sucks dick"
• "so can goku dude. if superman cna't find a wweakness against goku hes screwed thor wiht his hammer could not beat him in super sayin mode hes takin more punishing blows."
• "SPIRIT BOMB there you happy? they already duked it out in the wizard magazine he went supersayian in space near the sun and owned him dude"
• "wrong again. are you a godzilla fan dude?"
• "your godzilla buddy could come and help and it they still will get owned. odin force is cheating , sun idpping superman is cheating."
• "you a ffanboy too whatever that means, godzilla is just a giant turtle."
• "he beat majin buu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! superman can't do that at all he'll be ripped apart"
• "your wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! he will take it like its nothing. and you don't need to say dumbass sparrrrdia"
• "goku could destroy the whole universe so there!!!!!!!!!"
• "that a ugly picture, whoever likes the retarded transfomers and green lantern are retarded"
• "he sucks actually everybody in dc sucks"
• "dbz is the best thing to hti america dudes"
• "dc sucks because all their characters wear undies outside their pantss at least the DB guys and gals are clothed"
• "yeah what he said
  
  godzilla sucks
  
  marvel is opkay
  
  dc sucks
  
  top cow sucks
  
  image sucks
  
  tmnt sucks badly"
• "transformers are gay i wont givew up nothing because im right"
• "DUDE HE DID THAT NOOT ME GO READ MY PREVIOUS POST NASTY FUCK"
• "GOKU BEATS HIM ANYFUC^WHERE"
• "THIS CLUB SUCKS DICK"
• "MORE LIE SUPES GETS OWNED LIKE HE DID IN THE WIZARD MAGAZINE AND WHOS BROLY? BROLY WILL KICK ANYONES ASS ACROSS THE STREET!"
• "YOUR GUSY SUCKS DICK"
• "YOU CANT SPELL FOR SHI
  Post Edited:2007-09-04 02:58:28"
• "BROLY IS NOT ME DUDE IM SOMEONE DIFFERENT"
• "PULLS OUT HIS MIDDLE FINGER AND SAYS FU^ YOU*
  Post Edited:2007-09-04 02:28:49"
• "YOU SUCK AT COMEBACKS"
• "NO ONE GIVES A SHI ABOUT YOUR STUPID SELF"
• "YOU NEED AN ENGLISH TRANSLATOR?"
• "PUNCHED MINES IN THE NOSE"
• "BROLY BEATS ALL"
• "DBZ WILL BEAT MARVEL ASSES"
• "IM 27 SO IN YOUR FACE"
• "IM 27 AND HAVE MORE MONEY THENT YOU GUYS"
• "WHOS BROLY'S BITCH IN HERE?"
• "BROLY BEATS EVERYBODY"
• "YOUR STUPID IF YOU SAY OTHER WISE"
• "BROLY WINS ALL THOSE MATCHS"
• "HE BEATS MAJIN BUU HE CNA BEAT ANYONE"
• "LENGENDARY SUPER SAYIN THATS STRONGER THAN SUPER SAYIN 4"
• "Yeah, crack and pills"
• "WHAT ARE YOU LAFFING FOR DUMA$$ YOU LIKE GAY TSANFORMERS"
• "AAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH I HATE THIS SITE NO WONDER THERSE NO DBZ FANS"

Memorable PMs:

• "YOU SUCK BAD"
• "I HATE YOU"
• "IKNOW YOU ARE PUNK BITCH"
• "WELL YOUI GO SUCK ON GASOLIN BITCH"
• "YOU SUCK"
• "YOUR WIMP"
• "YOU HAVE THE BRAIN THE SIZE OF PINKY"

When approaching Gotteta, remember that:

1. He is 27 years old and has more money then everyone.
2. Everything "sucks dick."
3. Dragonball Z is like sex to him.
4. All comics suck, and DBZ is the most awesomeness thing EVER.
5. He will use his middle finger.

Status:

Gambit0 / GambitO

Memorable Quotes:

• THANOS has bigger fight level and to be able to belongs at a fight level but advanced that that of DARKSEID *ROBIN is so weak that until a dog puppy would conquer it
• AS HE SAYS THE STATEMENT THE THIEF JUDGES FOR HIS CONDITION ITS you TREAT ME OF CRAZY It is BECAUSE you THIS WRITING FROM AN ASYLUM
• NO me little you of English but I attempt it
• it doesn't stop he swims in fact not you that you it treats that such program ESL
• IT SEEMS THAT THE BATTLE THIS RESOLVED ONE TO FAVOR DE SPIDER-MAN
• Gambit0? you stain that name good and as for the battle for its since it wins Gambit
• Silver surfer would make Flash slide and it would win this way
• with the incredible force that has HERCULES all they thought that he takes the easy victory but I think that the powers of Gambit they reach to conquer the impressive HERCULES. The gambit is a mutant the very astute, big fighter and if it uses its powers and it takes advantage of the things of its environment to conquer HERCULES
• WHO SAYS THAT IT IS NOT POSSIBLE TO WIN TO A GOD?
• Soon they will see but of Gambit because I always get the better envelope my favorite character
  
  luck
  
  att: Gambit of Colombia
• jajajajjajajajajajjajajajthat is it but idiot that and listenedme a loserjajajajajawe will already see who is the loser

The only thing missing from Gambit0's love affair with Gambit are romantic fan-fics involving himself and Gambit.

Forum infractions include:

1. GambitO firmly believes that typing in ALL CAPS makes everyone listen more intently and believe what he is saying.
2. Gambit0 believes that the former X-Man, Gambit could beat up the Hulk, Superman, Silver Surfer, Batman (even with prep time), Thor, the Green Lantern Corps, Namor, Wonder Woman, The Initiative, Darkseid, Nova, Orion, Thanos, Extant, Galactus, Spectre, Living Tribunal, the Presence, and The One Above All with one hand tied behind his back and wearing uncomfortable shoes and being chased by a legion of Sentinels.
3. It would appear that Gambit0's powers also include making absolutely no sense... ever. Being multilingual helps in reading his posts, but rearranging the words at random helps more.
4. Posting repeatedly and often is more important than being clear and making your point in the very first post.
5. Gambit0 is also the reason why there is a timer after posting in the forums.

Status: