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  • Oct. 9, 2008 - 3:44 p.m.
    Pania added a review of The Uncanny X-Men #500
    It's not Austen, but it sure as heck wasn't good.
    After collecting the Uncanny X-Men for 24 years, this issue finally made me quit.  Magneto and Cyclops are written utterly out of character, the X-Men act incredibly stupidly, and the entire thing is a extremely forced Silver Age homage that makes no sense with a fight that is choreographed worse than a bad martial arts film. (And I don't mean bad as in "cheap", I mean bad as in "*BAD*").

    Until Brubaker and Fraction are replaced, I will not be buying another Uncanny X-Men.

  • Oct. 8, 2008 - 4:20 p.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post in the topic FUTURE OF X-MEN. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN in the X-Men forum
    I don't want to see Cyclops die, but I would love to see him get his ass kicked while someone painfully gets through his head what a big fat hypocrite he has become.

  • Oct. 8, 2008 - 4:18 p.m.
    Pania added a review of X-Men: Magneto Testament #2
    Still fantastic!
    Greg Pak continues to tell the story of Max Eisenhardt (love the name!) and his family trying to survive in Hitler's Germany. As Jacob takes the path of least resistance as so many Jews did at the time, Max begins to show subtle inklings of some of the character traits the adult character will become so well-known for: his resourcefulness, his pride, and his need to protect the weak, even at risk to himself.

    Like the first issue, Max's story is attentively woven into the backdrop of real history, and no comic book super villain can ...

  • Oct. 8, 2008 - 7:40 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post in the topic Magneto vs Wonder Woman in the Battles forum
    Gambler said: "Alexander Anderson says: "Her speed might be "near Superman" on paper, but the examples I've seen haven't impressed me. Mags is much too canny to be blitzed from the get-go; his shield can take massive amounts of punishment, and his 'magna-sense' would make it very hard for her to surprise him. All he needs to do is disrupt a few blood vessels in her brain to end the fight."Yeah cause thats what he always does in a fight. Can someone show me one scan of Magneto actually doing this? I hear it all the time but have yet ...

  • Oct. 8, 2008 - 7:33 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post in the topic FUTURE OF X-MEN. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN in the X-Men forum
    time said: "Pania said: "Jean comes back (sans Phoenix) and she, Polaris, and Moonstar restart the school in New York while keeping the ethical values Scott and Co. have left behind.

    Oh, and Banshee and Skin need to return as well.

    Actually, I would like to see Storm in charge of the school and coordinating team efforts, while Nightcrawler heads up the Adjectiveless team while Jean heads up the Uncanny team after they find out what Scott and has been up to and kick him out."
    I would like them to scrap young x-men, scrap the artwork of astionshing ...

  • Oct. 7, 2008 - 6:17 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post on the topic FUTURE OF X-MEN. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE HAPPEN in the X-Men
    Jean comes back (sans Phoenix) and she, Polaris, Rachel, and Moonstar restart the school in New York while keeping the ethical values Scott and Co. have left behind.

  • Oct. 7, 2008 - 6:14 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post on the topic Magneto vs Wonder Woman in the Battles
    You guys are forgetting Magneto has enhanced reaction times as well. X-Men Unlimited #2 listed his neural synapse firing rate at 1450% above normal. That mean his reaction time is 14.5 times that of normal human speed.

  • Oct. 7, 2008 - 6:04 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post on the topic GREATEST COMIC BOOK COUPLES in the Gen. Discussion
    AMer-Man said: "Pania said: "Please do not make me explain why Magneto and Rogue was one of the worst, nonsensical pairings the M.U. has ever come up with, and how glad I am it is finally dead, again." Other than her being in her mid-late 20's and him being in his 70's? lol" Actually, now he is in his early 80's chronologically, though because he was regressed in age, physically he is only in his 40's. But he still was raised in a very different generation and he is an overbearing, highly intellectual, well-read person with a fondness for classical ...

  • Oct. 7, 2008 - 3:58 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post on the topic GREATEST COMIC BOOK COUPLES in the Gen. Discussion
    Please do not make me explain why Magneto and Rogue was one of the worst, nonsensical pairings the M.U. has ever come up with, and how glad I am it is finally dead.

  • Oct. 6, 2008 - 7:59 a.m.
    Pania just created a new forum post on the topic Why are images of Cable, Deathbird, and Forge... in the Magneto
    On the overview page, look at the "Magneto Images" and look at the bottom row.

My Real Life
<p>I am a student of Martime History. Marvel and Vertigo fan for 21 years. </p>
My Super Life

Born in Wellington, New Zealand, Jennifer Shea's childhood was near horrific, being abused by an alcoholic mother, but after an attack that nearly took her life she was sent to be raised by her paternal grandparents on the coast of the South Island. Through a lot of trials, including being incarcerated in a mental hostipal in Sydney after tracking down her mom and attacking her, she eventually recovers and becomes a success. She lives and teaches in Wellington. Holds a Ph.D.s in archeology and anthropology, specializing in underwater archaeology.

She has been approached by both Prof. X and Magneto to join their causes but initially turned them both down, feeling that mutants would best gain acceptance by living "normal" lives openly. She also felt there are better things she could do with her powers than beating up supervillains, such as saving lives or helping the environment. However, as the conflict escalates she frequently finds herself drawn into it whether she likes it or not.

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This post relates to: Are you a comic reader, collector, or both?

I read and collect.


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This post relates to: What is your favorite comic related cartoon?

I know it's funny, being a Marvelite and an X-Freak, but JLU is just...better than any of the X-Men related cartoons. The characters are fully fleshed out, the stories reasonably complex, the voice acting is top notch, and the animation is good.

Of the X-Men related cartoons, I liked Evolution the most. TAS followed the stories more, but the animation was mediocre and the voice acting just got on my nerves.


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This post relates to: In Secret Invasion, what character would you hope turns out to be a Skrull?

Magneto IS a Skrull!

Ha-HA!

YES!


Added by Pania on Aug. 11, 2008 | |

This post relates to: In Secret Invasion, what character would you hope turns out to be a Skrull?

Given his recent whacked out appearance in Uncanny #500, I really am hoping Magneto turns out to be a skrull.

It makes sense. From the beginning planning stages of the Invasion, the Skrulls were concerned about the large Mutant population uniting against them. Putting a skrull next to the High Evolutionary to sabotage any attempts to repower the mutant species would be in their best interest. And as leader in the mutant community, Magneto is ideally placed to keep the mutant community from uniting. That explains his rabid factionalism in #500, which would be part of the plan to keep the mutants divided and leaderless.

It also explains Magneto's lack of interest in repowering the mutant species until now, his rather random behavior since the helicopter exploded in New Avengers #20 and he disappeared, and how the heck he got to the mainland from Genosha without his powers...

What is awesome is they can kind of hold this door open for a while. Magneto is hated by the heroes of the M.U. I can totally see a massive break out of a Skrull holding facility...and the heroes leaving the real Magneto behind as a "lesser evil". That way they can put the character on the back burner until writers and editors figure out what to do with him post M-Day. Meanwhile the writers with a Silver Age fetish (that can't be bothered to go write for the Ultimate universe) can write Magneto as bad (and I mean that on multiple levels) as they want to.


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Reviewed by Pania
Oct. 9, 2008
It's not Austen, but it sure as heck wasn't good.


After collecting the Uncanny X-Men for 24 years, this issue finally made me quit.  Magneto and Cyclops are written utterly out of character, the X-Men act incredibly stupidly, and the entire thing is a extremely forced Silver Age homage that makes no sense with a fight that is choreographed worse than a bad martial arts film. (And I don't mean bad as in "cheap", I mean bad as in "*BAD*").

Until Brubaker and Fraction are replaced, I will not be buying another Uncanny X-Men.


Reviewed by Pania
Oct. 8, 2008
Greg Pak continues to tell the story of Max Eisenhardt (love the name!) and his family trying to survive in Hitler's Germany. As Jacob takes the path of least resistance as so many Jews did at the time, Max begins to show subtle inklings of some of the character traits the adult character will become so well-known for: his resourcefulness, his pride, and his need to protect the weak, even at risk to himself.

Like the first issue, Max's story is attentively woven into the backdrop of real history, and no comic book super villain can match the kind of suspense these events inspire. The action is well-paced, and a bit of success gives Max's story a moment to breathe under the weight of the horror of real history. The dialog may seem heavy handed to many modern readers, but these were not subtle attitudes or events. Germany of the 1930's was a time of outspoken, violent, systematic racism, nothing like we here in the U.S. experience today. (Read Mein Kampf sometime. It reads so ridiculously over the top to us today is seems like a joke, until you realize that there were hundreds of thousands of people who took it completely seriously. Then it is one of the most horrifying texts you have ever read.) I imagine the discussion the Eisenhardts had over the dinner table were echoed in many Jewish households of the time.



I also liked that Pak took a moment to tell Magda's story, because the Gypsies were actually one of the first groups to be rounded up in concentration camps.



Djurdjevic's covers continue to be framable, and Di Giandomenico's styled realism in the interior continues to pull the reader in to the story, while providing a buffer for the violence and hatred.



I am probably biased, but I think it is safe to say this is the finest story Marvel is publishing this year, and if you are missing it, you are missing out.



Reviewed by Pania
Oct. 5, 2008
Probably the finest story Marvel is publishing this year...


As a history major and a fan of this character, the idea of a comic that took a historically realistic approach to Magneto's childhood has been incredibly tantalizing. It's actually been rather difficult keeping my excitement in check in order not to build up unrealistic expectations. But I am pleased to say that Magneto Testament fulfills them all.

This is very much a story of a young boy in the middle of politically turbulent times, only bits and pieces of the entirety of what is happening filtering through his childhood perceptions until they smash through him utterly. The characterizations are good. These are not stalwart heroes facing a behemoth. They are imperfect, good people struggling to find a way in a world changing too rapidly, too radically, for them. (And Mr. Pak does remember that Magneto had an older sister. Props!) The dialog is solid.

The story telling is interesting. As a solitary child (and by his own accounts Magneto was) much of the story is told in the visual. This is part of what creates the childhood POV of the story (in fact it rather reminds me of the opening chapter of "Portrait of the Artist As a Young Man" in how much it relied on the visual to create that feeling), but it sometimes it makes the pacing feel a tad uneven. But that was something I had to go looking for. I had to make myself look for something wrong, and that was all I found. This is a very well-told emotional roller-coaster that creates a satisfying, if extremely unpleasant, climax in the final pages.

This was great stuff! Well done, sirs! Well done!




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EmmaFrost
on April 2, 2008
HI KK. So what is martime history? Hehhehehehehe....<em>runs away</em>
The Enigma
on Feb. 27, 2008
Hi, how are you doing?
aztek the lost
on Feb. 24, 2008
I noticed you seem to think your the only one who actually takes pride in your submissions and all that, but I assure you that you are not
Lightning Omega
on Feb. 20, 2008
hello.so what do you read?
Gambler
on Feb. 20, 2008
I like the Magneto pic in your gallery.
Rotten gun
on Feb. 16, 2008
hey there fellow "kiwi"... did you watch shortland st last week? they mentioned "comicvine" what a crack up :)
Ms. Invisible
on Jan. 14, 2008
I've seen you post around here. I don't see them a lot, but your posts make me jump for joy every time. Keep on coming back here, because we need people that will write a well structures post.
Phorqe
on Nov. 27, 2007
You are a well of useless information, and a great addition to the vine. Welcome!
Satyrquaze
on April 16, 2007
Most of the maritime book I read lean toward historical non-fiction and Jane's ship manuals.I'm mostly an fan of submarines and 19th century naval history.I'll be on the look-out for Aubrey-Maturin books. They sounds familiar but I'm drawing a blank.Speaking of Firefly, did you happen to catch Nathan Fillion's new series yesterday?
Satyrquaze
on April 13, 2007
I'm a fan of maritime history myself. Pleasure to make your aquaintance.
Cryo-Wolf
on April 13, 2007
hey wats up Welcome to the Vine......ooo Maritime history! i wanted at first to be a marine biologist but now i wanna be a Veterinarian
Silverblade
on April 12, 2007
hi pania nice biography, love water controllers myself. i'm new here too, how do u find it?
Prodigal Son
on April 12, 2007
Welcome to the Vine.
Buckshot
on April 12, 2007
No, but it's funny you mention it. It was recommended to me just the other day. Two mentions in less than a week? Maybe I should read it.
Buckshot
on April 11, 2007
Is that an otter? Welcome to Comic Vine.
Captain Cascader
on April 11, 2007
Welcome to comicvine!Maritime history eh?Ever read the Aubrey/Maturin Books by Patrick O'Brien? Some of my fav books.
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