
Based off the main character from JtHM. Spends most of his time wandering around LA and getting into fights. He is mentally unstable to the extreme: paranoid, bipolar, touchophobic, erotophobic and sleepophobic. He lives in a dilapidated one-floor, multi-basement little house in the suburbs.
His only friends, beside the headvoices, are an ex-girlfriend and the kid next door-and both of them are terrified of him.
Easily angered, this crazy anti-hero (on good days) protects children and the innocent. The very innocent. Anyone who gets on his nerves even slightly is usually killed brutally, thereby 'protecting' 'good' people. (He knows he isn't good either, but hey!-at least he's trying.)
Unfortunately, he seems to have a sort of psychic 'Kick Me' sign on his back, which gets him into even more fights that his temper does.
Which is saying something.
In his pockets are the following items:
two large knives, a screwdriver, four gutting hooks, a notebook full of designs for torture devices, a rabbit's head (it tells him to calm down, but he almost never listens), a handsaw, a corkscrew, three bottles of cherry soda, a blood-covered hammer, a tranquilizer gun, lots of rope, and a tazer.
People are such soulless fucking bastards!!!
Look up Matthew Shepard on YouTube. There are more comments on the newest ones that there are on anything else older! And all of them seen to be assholes, save for a few poor souls trying to get the assholes to shut up and go away.
Good god, I hate you people.
This site hates me. For some reason it's decided to show all the code for separating entries instead of actually separating them.
Whoever allowed that sort of thing should be shot.
What in the Hell is the meaning of 'I am the Walrus'? I mean, it's a good song-but it makes me feel even crazier than usual! I mean . . . is it just me, or did they do it on purpose to be silly?
I really hope it isn't just me.
Sometimes I feel like my mind has fragmented so badly that nothing is real, like the laws of physics are teasing me.

There's no good music on the radio anymore, Goddammit! I went down to the radio station to complain yesterday, but the just laughed at me.
So I killed them and put on Beethoven . . . and some classic rock, too, cuz I like both classical and rock.
Why the fuck does the radio only play rap nowadays? I hate rap.
Why is it that the police in this town are SO DAMN USELESS??? Is it just that they're so used to superheroes saving the day, or what? I went to the police station today, and no one noticed that I was covered in blood. Too busy looking for clues about the local serial killer-who is me!
Not that they'll ever find me. I had a sign that read 'serial killer' in dried blood, but did they see it? NO! Oblivious, I swear . . .
There was a plainclothes cop hanging around the local all-night mini mart, but I told him that the Wall Monster would attack if he didn't leave. So he left, and I haven't seen him since . . . I think Mr. Eff killed him.
I swear I'm gonna blow that station up!
| Date Joined: | May 26, 2007 |
| City: | LA |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Neutral |
| Points: | 172 Points |
| Ranked: | Ranked #1399 of 51,993 |
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