Emma and Scott met Laura at the back of the store. Laura had ten boxes of Lucky Charms in her hands and it looked like she was struggling to carry them. Emma snatched them from Laura. “Scott said two boxes Laura dear, not ten.” Scott chuckled. “Who cares, more leprechaun mindrape for Logan.” The three of them walked down the back of the store and saw an aisle that was labeled “Ressurections.” Moving down the aisle, the three of them saw people that had been killed over the years: Maggot, Destiny, Cypher and… “HEY WAIT A MINUTE!” Scott stopped in front of Banshee. “You’ve been dead for less than a year.  Now cut that out and go back to the waiting list for a resurrection aisle. Stat!” Banshee hung his head in shame and walked all the way to the dark part of the store. Peepers came over to Scott and asked him “you find bathroom, yes yes?” Scott glared at him and pointed to the place where Banshee had been recently sent to. “I swear dearie,” Emma said in a sultry voice “at this rate my sister Adrienne will…” a woman tapped her on the shoulder. “SISTER OF MINE!” Emma turned around to see her sister, Adrienne. “Oh for fucks sake!” she said and pulled a gun on her sister again. The entire store stopped in shock and the cops were almost called but Emma mindwiped them all and said “god dammit people I’m just keeping the status quo.” Laura turned and faced Emma, and started sniffing again. “X, what the hell is your problem? Danger?” Laura shook her head. “I need to use the bathroom.” She then bolted for the other side of the store.  “We just need a few more things Emma then we can depart.” said Scott.

Josh Foley walked into the kitchen where a strange man in a red costume and Wolverine were duking it out. “Aww come on Logan,” said Deadpool. “Just-one-more-bite!!”  Foley looked over at Logan, who was busy trying to pry Deadpool off of the frying pan with his French toast but then Logan decided this was pointless and started chopping Deadpool into numerous little pieces. “Wade you sonofabitch I’m going to gut you and make French toast out of your inner organs.” Deadpool perked his head up. “That sounds delightfully delightful..for Hannibal Lecter. Oh the joys of classic horror films!” He began to swoon and Wolverine continued to chase him around the kitchen. Suddenly, the doorbell rang. “Foley,” said Logan “Get it.” Josh begrudgingly walked over to the door when he saw Colossus come up to it first. Peter opened the door. Standing outside were two women. “What do you want?” The first woman was tall and had long black hair, the second was a bit shorter and had blond hair up in pigtails. The blond spoke up “Well we’re here to get our reven…MMMPH!” The black haired girl instantly covered her partner’s mouth. “We are..witnesses of, Jehova. We would like to share our faith with you. If you will have us.”  A third man, that looked like a dog came over to the door as well. “Perro, that’s right!” Colossus gave a long painful sigh and picked all three of them up and tossed them as far as he could. “Looks like Children of the Vault is blasting off again!” And they faded away into the distance. Josh walked over to Peter. “Were those the…” Colossus shot Josh a look. “Shut up.  Just.. leave me alone.”   Josh looked out the window and stared longingly…he had this weird sense of dread…More commotion was coming from the kitchen and finally, Wolverine picked up Deadpool and threw him in the hallway garbage can. “Stupid git.” Wade squirmed a little and then he managed to knock over the garbage can, while still being stuck in it. He ran off to another part of the X-men domain. Wolverine looked over at  Foley. “What’s your problem Goldy? You look like you’ve seen a ghost or something.” Foley turned around and stared at Wolverine. “Laura, Emma and Scott have been gone a while…I have a bad feeling.” Logan put his hand on Josh’s shoulder. “They’ll be fine, what’s the worst that could happen?”

Back at the supermarket, Emma, Laura and Scott were just about ready to check out when Scott realized something. “Crap, Emma, I forgot the flour. We need to go get it.” She turned over to Scott. “But we have flour at home don’t we, we’ll be fine…” However, Laura had other plans and she dashed into the aisle. “Oh for god sakes let me go get her, stupid girl is too obedient.” Emma ran over to the aisle where Laura was and while in the aisle, she bumped into a woman with red hair who was carrying a carton of eggs, and had dropped them. She didn’t stop to check if the woman was okay as she had to find Laura. “X, come on we have to go! We have everything we need.” Laura stood transfixed, as if she didn’t hear a word that Emma said. “What is it now? You found some cereal you wanted or something.”  Scott ran over to find them and he immediately latched on to Emma but he too was transfixed by the woman. “Oh my god…it can’t be.” The woman turned to face Emma with a sinister look. “Stupid wench, you may have taken the one I love from me, but when you destroy a Phoenix’s egg, you increase her hunger. And the Phoenix is hungry….” Jean immediately blew a hole in the ceiling setting the surrounding aisles on fire, burning everyone around her to death.  X-23 leaped at Jean who smirked. “You smell like Logan. Don’t try to play with me.” And she launched Laura through the ceiling, who fortunately landed safely on the street after maneuvering herself. Cyclops grunted. “Why are all of the red heads in my life homicidal maniacs?” Phoenix told Scott not to worry…it’s not like that would matter anymore soon…

Scott, Emma and Laura arrived in the center of the town they were in. “Scott, the store should be this way yes?” Laura sniffed around and started to run off. “X! Get back here!” The two adults ran after Laura, chasing her down a few blocks, much to the annoyance of the spectators. Emma telepathically stopped Laura in her tracks and caught up to her. “What the hell is your problem? Is it danger? Do you sense purifiers or the mutant baby? Anything?” Laura pointed behind Emma to a store labeled Artie’s. “I found the store.”  She turned and walked into Artie’s, with Scott and Emma following her closely. “You know, being a telepath you could have just read someone’s mind to find out the directions,” said X.  “Whatever, we’re here to shop not be all anally retentive.” Scott walked over to Laura. “We needed to get a few things from here obviously. Do you think you could go to aisle uh..what’s the sign say here.” He looked closely at the directory “ahh, aisle three. I need two boxes of Lucky Charms.” Emma laughed. Scott always bought that to piss off Logan because Logan thought that that f@*!$n leprechaun was annoying. X ran off while Emma grabbed a cart. “What do we have to buy Emma..” She pulled out a long list. “Oh great…”

Meanwhile back at the Mansion, Logan was again trying to make French toast but just to pass time he was eating a doughnut. He was busy working on the stove when a voice came from behind. “The best there is at what he does..and what he does is make breakfast. Got to love adamantium.” Logan turned around and saw a man in a red outfit. “Ugh, it’s you. Get lost bub.” Deadpool bounced over to the table and said. “I was just picking up a scent of something destructive and…OOH doughnuts!!” He snatched the box and began eating out of it like a wild animal. “Chocolate Chocolate DOUGHNUTS!” Wolverine rolled his  eyes. Merc with a mouth, merc with no brain is more like it, he thought. “Hey Looooogaaaannn!!” Wolverine looked over at Deadpool and unsheathed his claws. “Will you shut your F@*!$n mouth before I run these through…” A doughnut landed on one of his claws. “Whee! I got it, this is just like in those carnivals. So where’s the toy horsey?” Wolverine punched him in the face. “There’s your toy fist. Now shut up and get lost before I shove your face on my French..WHAT?!” He turned around to see that his pan was gone and everything he was making vanished. “Where is my…oh you son of a bitch, Wade!” Deadpool was crouching on the table, stuffing each inch of Logan’s creation into his mouth. “OH NOM NOM NOM TOASTY!!!” “Ugh..” Logan grunted. It was going to be a long morning.

He had no idea how right he was.

                Decimation. A tragic day, eradicating 98% of the worlds mutated population, leaving a selected few powered. Jean Grey, a woman of omega level ability who has the amazing mutant ability to stay alive after being way past rigor mortis. PMS, the scariest foe of all. There was one new mutant born after M-Day occurred, however she was captured, prodded, poked, changed, and taken to the future to make sure that she didn’t grow up to be a cranky prepubescent female. Meanwhile, with recent events of the Leper Queen, Emma’s discovery of X-Force, and Wolverine making French Toast for Scott, Emma and Scott realized that life was hell, and they needed a break. This is where our story begins….

                Emma Frost sat up in bed, wearing nothing but a tight white bra and a thin pair of underwear. It was early outside, as the sun still wasn’t up but it was light out. They were in a white room in their meeting place, which was located in San Fransisco. It was a bit drab but nevertheless it suited its purposes. Last night was kind of hard for her. It was hard to even stare at Scott anymore without thinking how he was hiding something from her this whole time. I’m not going to look I’m not going to look I’m not going to look. She looked over to Scott Summers, who was reading. Eww she thought, I never realized he drooled while he was in a daze. A voice came into her head. I’m not drooling, my brain has a leak. “Why are you up so early, baby? It’s only five in the morning. Only I should be up, because I’m the leader of the X-men and I have to deal with enough angst to survive the day.”  Emma stood up and got out of bed. She was walking over to the sink with her back fully to Scott, showing that she had no intention of speaking with him. “Emma what the hell,” he said. “Are you still bent up about me not telling you about X-Force? I mean come on you accepted my apology last night but I told you it was for the good of mutant kind!” Emma turned around and shot him a look. You go behind my back to do something for the good of mutant kind? What about what’s good for me? I miss a chance to wear a really tight and revealing outfit and be part of a super team of assassins just because you won’t share anything with me? Hack.  Scott blinked. “Um. Well. That’s really not what I was expecting but if you want I can let you…” Emma stomped over to Scott angrily and slapped him. It’s too late! They’re gone! Now I’m stuck here with you wearing this outfit that makes me feel like a fucking NUN. A really promiscuous one but still, you’re cruel. Scott faced the window. Man he thought even when Jean was having her Phoenix PMS times of the month they weren’t this bad. Emma sighed. “It’s always Jean Jean Jean. Well Scott Summers, I am the one you love, I sleep with you I share a bed with you, and if you don’t like it…”

                “Emma look, I get it.” He put a hand on her shoulder but she recoiled. “We’ve all been on edge lately because of this stupid Messiah, saving Mutant kind and dealing with frequent resurrections of villains and heroes people barely even remember. If I was a dick to you, I’m sorry.” Emma turned around to have her back face Scott. “Will you at least listen to me?” She sighed. “We seriously need a break from this shit.” Scott laughed. “Yeah, if I hear one more word about this mutant baby, I’m going to make mutant baby back ribs for lunch. I suppose for now we should go pick up some stuff at the grocery store if we’re going to ever get around to eating breakfast. Wolverine tried to make French toast this morning, don’t ask me why, and it tasted like crap. He almost gutted me when I said that.” Emma threw on a white t-shirt with blue jeans and black sandals while Scott stuck with his white tank and black pants. They walked downstairs and ran into Logan, who shot Scott a look. “Don’t ever ask me to cook breakfast for you again, bub.  You’re such a jackass when it comes to getting pleased.” “Ever since I saw Professor X get shot in the head (but somehow survive that), I’ve been a hard ass so lay off.” Logan shrugged and took out a cigar. “Me and X are going to be making lunch. Goldy’s going to help to. So if you’re going out to the supermarket, can you pick up some chop meat and stuff. Or will I have to use the dead purifiers as our meat source?” Scott nodded and Emma and he set out but before they could leave… “Wait,” said Logan. “Just in case some other jackass tries to jump you, take X with you.” Emma was about to protest but then she remembered that she didn’t hate Laura anymore. “Alright fine whatever lets go.”

Ok so there are a lot of characters who have yet to return to life, as you know Jean Grey gets all the screen time. So lets see here. Let me write who "died" and a joke how they really "survived." This is a parody, please do not sue.

Maggot - His powers evolved as he was sentenced to his death , forming two new slugs to become his respiratory system so the gas chamber had no effect, however he was put into a coma for years and finally woke up.

Destiny - She foresaw her death so she had a low level shape-shifter take her place without telling Mystique and undercover, placed her diaries in a conveinent location.

Genesis - He was found fatally injured by Apocalypse who healed him but found him to be too reckless so he kept him under stasis for a long time and was not freed till recently.

Legion (David Haller) - Existed for a while on the astral plane as he wasn't allowed back to heaven or hell, however when Professor X was shot in the head, Legion gathered his will and forced himself back into existance.

Infectia - Ressurected by the Friends of Humanity and the Leper Queen to help distribute the Legacy Virus

Synch - Was able to retain some of M's durability from a recent synch and instead of being killed, Everett was placed in a coma.

More to come!
More (as of the next day):

Darkstar- The Darkforce took pity on her that she was killed by such a minimal character and ressurected her, alibet had driven her into madness

Wolf Cub - He had a healing factor that the writers slipped in at the last moment.

Cypher - Warlock visited Cypher's grave  but by then he was nothing but a skeleton. Warlock touched the ground and a hand popped out, now infected with the virus. The virus formed around Cypher's skeleton and shaped itself into "Douglock" making one this time out of Cypher's corpse with his own memories...hence resurrecting him

Kane - Robotic remains discovered by Cable, Jump started by a bolt of lightning.

I've got this new obsession with making dollz of the X-men.

Most of the doll websites i use are the cartoondollpalace.com Dollzmania.com and so on.

If you know of any good dollz makers let me know.

PS: I hate the uniques and stuff