Jokerette

Jokerette Gaaaah! It's too shiny for a creature of the dark like me!

"Life is short... so laugh all you can!"

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  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:45 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Guess Who? in the Riddler
    TheDrifter said: "Methos said: "lol i noticed...

    i'd love to see Tennent play Riddler... he's an amazing actor and would do the role a lot more justice than Jim Carrey did

    M
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    lol

    (I'm probably gonna be the only one to say this but.....)

    I actually like Jim's performance." LUV Carrey's performance!!! It was so funny! And all the gay-like relationship with Two Face gave me pretty good ideas for my fanfiction

  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:42 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler
    Dear God you're no fun

  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:38 a.m.
    Jokerette just posted on jokerman's wall
    Hiya. Welcome to the Vine. Luv the Joker!

  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:37 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic a little game, make a story for the joker how he is get hes scar in the Joker
    I was robbing a bank when suddenly police arrived. So I jumped trough a window. Surprise! The window wasn't open. A piece of glass cut my lips, and now here I am. It happened pretty fast. Let me show you. *throws a knife and cut your mouth too*

  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:32 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Joker best joke in the Joker
    The joke at the end of The Killing Joke. Even Batman laughs.

  • Sept. 3, 2008 - 9:31 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic The thing you like the most about Joker in the Joker
    jokerman said: "his funny and good looking" Good looking, YAH!

  • Aug. 11, 2008 - 12:09 a.m.
    Jokerette just posted on RobertG's wall
    Well, yes, the Seven ecc ecc tried to chat up me, I was a little scared too! Damn, I thought, and if it's a satanist nutball?

  • Aug. 10, 2008 - 8:45 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler
    Resonate said: "o:!" Huh???

  • Aug. 10, 2008 - 5:58 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler
    Mine was a joke too

  • Aug. 10, 2008 - 5:57 a.m.
    Jokerette just created a new forum post on the topic Harley Quinn and the Joker in the Joker
    Virago said: "Jokerette said:
    You sure are prepared on these things, nothin' to say. Well, I must have caught that stockholm syndrome or what's it called, 'cause I LUV the Joker!!! So you think this is only an excuse to pour out my  'anger' against DC. That moment is passed, I got over it. Hey, I have a life to live. The only thing that really upset me in Ivy is that she is a feminist but she seduces men and kill 'em. Such a cute girl. I really don't know how Harls  could be friends with her. ...

My Real Life
<p>First of all, on this site I was Ralph. Then, a little error made me log out... so now I'm Jokerette. Sorry. </p><p>Well... I'm a crazy little girl!</p>
My Super Life

Presenting the Clown Princess of Crime, the Moguless of Mountebanks, the one and only JOKERETTE!

I met Harley on the Net in November 2007. So, I began to fall deep in my Harley obsession, I mean, passion. After three months of Harley obs... passion, I fell in love wit my Prince Charming, my Loving Sweetheart, my Puddin', my Mistah J (and Mistah Right),the JOKER!!!

Now I'm an evil combination of him and her, total insane and supplementing my current madness with some other philosophies of Batverse villains.

I don't fight alone against the Bat, I have a partner, the Ace of Knaves, which helps me. But Puddin' is the only one to me...

You can see Knaves in my image gallery.

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Added by Jokerette on June 29, 2008 | |

This post relates to: What character do you think has the best costume?

Gotta go with the classic: the Joker!!! He has such an impeccable dress sense! His clothes really make me drool.
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Another choice could be Batman or Flash (but my Puddin's far more elegant than a bat in bright thights!!!)



Added by Jokerette on June 23, 2008 | |

This post relates to: What superhero (or comic character) would you like to go on vacation with?

My PUDDIN'!!!!!!!! But hey, I'd be veeery sorry to.... LEAVE HARLEY HOME!
Nonono, it would be a eyes-in-eyes vacation. Wonder if he can suntan? Well it would be absolutely lovely go to the beach with him. Hey, wait!!! I'd see him in his... like... swimming trunks???
Oh, my, now I REALLY want this vacation!
Hmmm Mistah J ;P



Added by Jokerette on June 12, 2008 | |
Here I made new drawings of my cute li'l Acey...
 Here one of the most important moments for him: changing his hair style.
Now his hair is all ruffled. Much better!!!








And now, sexy Jennifer Pride. Jenny, you're on!
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Added by Jokerette on June 10, 2008 | |

This post relates to: Which sequel will be better... Hulk 2, Hellboy 2 or The Dark Knight?

It's gonna be the best this year, I think Hellboy will be good too, 'cause in the Dark Knight the Joker's look is ...er... a little 'scarred freak look'. He seems like a zombie!

good when he has the back turned





Added by Jokerette on June 9, 2008 | |

I always loved writing and drawing since I was four. I also love movies and acting, so when I grow up I'd like to be a movie director. But my favourite activity is without a doubt creating characters. One of my 'sons' is particularly singular. I named him Sebastian (he also has two middle names, Hildebrand and William). Seb was born as the insignificant character, created to be the support of one of my novels. Seb was the absolute contrary of Kevin ( the handsomest guy in school, and a bully). Sebastian was frequently bullied by Kevin and his 'henchmen': Mark, Jack 'cocked up' and his brother Jekill 'badass'.  He was loved by Edna, a dark girl who later became Mark's girlfriend. But Kevin's and Seb's aim was... Jennifer Pride, the most beautiful girl in the school. She was rich and spiffy but fantastic and all the guys were after her. He became to appreciate Sebastian and became his girlfriend. The thing that Sebastian didn't know was... she did this for a bet with her friends: a month with the most jinxed guy in school and she could obtain a new motorbike. After a month she kissed Kevin before Sebastian's eyes. Then Kevin beated the hell out of Seb. The guy snapped.
THIS was the change. Sebastian was brilliant at school, timid, gentle, the good guy, the one who studies, combs his hair and wears good clothes. Slightly feminine, he was often made fun of and bullied. 
But  this made him go out of his mind. He returns home and closes himself in his room planning his revenge: there is a new spark in his innocent blue eyes. A spark of the REAL Sebastian: a spark of cunning, mischief, charm... and even a little madness. He decides to ruin the school's play. Dressed up as the Ace of Knaves, he jumps on the stage and places a mess

Knaves on the stage



(here's the image, coloring is not the best but my scanner don't get well drawing colored with pencil colors. Sorry).
So the headmaster tries to get him down but he hits him with his cane. Once jumped off, his parents get him home and his father beats him up. Mom and Daddy think they have a crazy son, so they call a psychiatrist that gives Sebastian, I mean, Knaves an hallucinogen and bring him to a lunatic asylum. The day after his parents receive a letter from the headmaster in which he says Sebastian is kicked outta school.
At the asylum, Seb refuses to be analyzed and hits the doctors so bad that they have to straight jacket him. After a week Sebastian gets back the control of his own mind and realizes that he lost his not very many friends, his parents' love and his awesome school career. He gets desperate and cries. The only way to escape his conditions is running away. He escapes through the window and finds a hideout in an abandoned garret.
He's only 17. The great change isthat he completely changed his look and manners: he still have black short hair, but not combed, ruffled. And he looks better. He doesn't try to hide his feminine nature and the result is tat he's overtly sexy. He soon discovers that chicks can't resist him. Timid Sebastian is no more. The Ace of Knaves is born.

Knaves brat!

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1st Appearance: May 16, 2008
City: Gotham City
Origin: Human
Gender: Female
Alignment: Evil
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just pushed out some new forum code.
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pixelized
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cannot have enough comics!
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RobertG
on Aug. 10, 2008
I have been away ,too. Your also right on the Batman movie title, oops, consider it a typo! I see the Seven Deadly Farts tried to recruit you. I'd stay out of the way too with a name like that. If you need back-up I can always bring Burpman out of retirement.
7DEADLYSINS
on Aug. 1, 2008
very well... it is your choice... just stay out of our way...
RobertG
on July 29, 2008
Yo, Miss's J, been away 4 awhile. Did you see the new Joker movie? It's called Batman Returns, but I call it Joker Begins.
7DEADLYSINS
on July 25, 2008
so... do you want do be as evil as the actual joker? hmm? do you want to live up to his name? if so contact us... we have... an offer...
ord
on July 23, 2008
your fav list rocks
RobertG
on June 27, 2008
So, do you like my new powers? Which one do you like best? RobG
RobertG
on June 21, 2008
Yo Jokerette, I am formerly Burpman! Lost my pass word and changed my e-mail so I cannot get back into my burpman page. Oh well, I guess I will just be me, Rob G. I still like to burp but now I have new powers. Or lack of powers, you decide.
Jigsaw
on June 18, 2008
Yep. Green hair and all. Ah yes Harley my biological mother. (not yet written about in my bio) and my real name is jon, whats yours
Oz
on June 18, 2008
I been here my other account is Garison
BatgirlBabs
on June 14, 2008
Hey hun! I think the reply I sent you may have been lost in the transition to the CV 2.0...idk because I did respond. I would never ignore you! :( How are you anyway? :D
Lillya WildChild
on June 11, 2008
Greetings Miss. Thank you for the comment, Yes it did lose the nice warmth, but its getting better, well. not to me but im getting use to it, i found out from the Captain that i need to get some stuff for my computer for me to get all the stuff, like the button to upload images, to coment in blogs, or even to quote and edit my posts..which i cant. i cant get that stuff. or change the settings to this computer, long story. but im working on it. Thank you for your attention ^^
我爱sylar大人!
on June 10, 2008
Because Shirley Yang is a TombRaider and invaded my Tomb in "Super Life".
Shirley Yang
on June 10, 2008
No~~~I'm Chinese and I'm "我爱sylar大人!" :D
BatgirlBabs
on June 9, 2008
Awwwww I wouldn't leave, I have friends here that I love just too darn much :D <---cool knaves pic ;)
BatgirlBabs
on June 9, 2008
Meh, too much white. Ot needs more color :P
我爱sylar大人!
on June 5, 2008
sylar is a "HEROES" villain~<a href="http://www.comicvine.com/sylar/47679/">http://www.comicvine.com/sylar/47679/</a>
我爱sylar大人!
on June 4, 2008
yes~my name means:I love sylar :D
我爱sylar大人!
on June 3, 2008
no...I'm a Chinese.Joker?yes I know~he is a "batman" character.
Resonate
on June 3, 2008
I...don't remember xDbut whatever it was, it was obviously worthy of my saying that you're amazing, and as such should be a worthy compliment in itself =Dwhat wss your old accounts name? lol if I see it Ill tell you xD
burpman
on June 3, 2008
No, they are not modern. From the 80's. I do like some modern music, though. I guess you like the hard rock stuff. Is any of the art work in your gallery yours? I love comic art but I can barely draw a stick figure. Do you work or do you go to school? Oh, yeah, speaking of your gallery, what is the hot psycho sex thing all about? I'm guessing it's your love for Mistah J.
frogman55
on May 30, 2008
Thanks
burpman
on May 30, 2008
Well, you may not of heard of most of the bands I like. Dead Kennedys, NoFX, Fugazi, stuff like that.
burpman
on May 28, 2008
No, I don't go to school anymore. I am all grown up now. I am actually 34, to be serious, which is rare for me. I have always liked comics and comic art. I also like punk rock and horror movies. Speaking of Boo Cat, I recently sent an image to the vine. Go to the boo link in her gallery. On the Bottom. She's B/W and laying on her belly.
mr pefect
on May 28, 2008
Thanks man!actually i'm not perfect, thats why i am mr pefect.....jajaja to tell you the truth, don't know kinda lame i know
Morte Rapida
on May 27, 2008
Did you ask who I was? lol.
burpman
on May 27, 2008
Of coarse of like Ivy. Who doesn't. I also like Harley and Talia, too. I am a guy after all. So before you moved to Gotham, where were you from. I lived in San Diego, CA my whole life until last year. Now I live in Burpopolis.
burpman
on May 26, 2008
one year older than I was last year. How about you?P.S. I love Batman villians, too! The Joker is the best.
burpman
on May 26, 2008
what hit me? where am I? Who are you? I see birdies. Goodnight.P.S. Who called you Mistah, w/ a name like Jokerette it's hard to miss that your a miss.
BatgirlBabs
on May 25, 2008
Yo JOKA
burpman
on May 25, 2008
If your anything like Mistah J, you would have an electric joy buzzer in your hand. That would probably hurt me if we shook hands. Then I would probably cry.then I would burp.
burpman
on May 25, 2008
Your razor cards will never make it past my powerful burp blast, fiend! Your going straight back to Arkham where you belong!
burpman
on May 25, 2008
it's not my fault it's my only power. steer clear of my fowl stench, villian, or you will feel my wrath "uuurp". Oh, 'scuse me.
MrsJ
on May 24, 2008
Yes He, from my drawings is infact The SR. =PI know I have an odd taste in guys. But, you gotta love him.He's a real joker. =D
Punchinello
on May 21, 2008
I had only looked at one or two Joker sites in the 90's, but I can't remember what one was called- it had scans on everything you couldn't find elsewhere.. Of course, I now own the comics that WAS the source of the Joker scans, IE: Arkham documents, etc. =) Harley's Haven is a great HQ site.I don't work or anything; I keep those personal details on a need-to-know basis; it's just unnecessary =D
Punchinello
on May 20, 2008
I remember that site! I feel old now. D= What happened to the REALLY old Joker sites, though? That are no longer up?My only con with Nolan's redesign of Heatho's Joker is.. yes, the scarred notion. :| Worst way to butcher the character. P.P.S: Si, ovviamente!
pixelized
on May 20, 2008
nevermind. lol
Punchinello
on May 19, 2008
Met? Er.. Since forever. I only really began collecting seriously in the late 90's; but I've always been a fanboy of The Joker =D
mantoid
on May 19, 2008
I got all those points by modding a little here and there. Just my basic knowledge about Superheros. :)
mantoid
on May 19, 2008
So I don't really understand why you couln't log back on to your old account.But you only had like 200 points, so that shouldn't be to hard to get back.Talk to you later. :)
Punchinello
on May 19, 2008
I live up north of Australia; the Italian side of me is from Cortina =DSucks to be logged out- is it an actual 'purged account' coding error, or just a lack of forgot password, or..? D=
pixelized
on May 18, 2008
what do you mean?
Punchinello
on May 16, 2008
Oh- welcome back! Sucks to hear about your account problem =(
mantoid
on May 16, 2008
Jokerette! That is so cute!:)By the way, welcome to the vine. Hope you enjoy it here!
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