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  • Jokerette commented on Jokerette's blog post MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
    I just couldn't help but say it! Superheroes are not very elegant... I think it's a practical thing...
    1 year, 2 months ago
Sept. 8, 2008
  • Hiya Puddin! How did you 'met' Joker first?
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Is it that good? in the The Killing Joke board.
    Oh yeh, I love the Killing Joke and I'm so happy I finally got it. Aalan Morre is pretty much fantastic with his 'Looney Dance' song for the Joker when he tries to drive Commissioner Gordon crazy.
    1 year, 2 months ago
Sept. 3, 2008
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Guess Who? in the Riddler board.
    TheDrifter said: "Methos said: "lol i noticed...i'd love to see Tennent play Riddler... he's an amazing actor and would do the role a lot more justice than Jim Carrey didM"lol(I'm probably gonna be the only one to say this but.....)I actually like Jim's performance." LUV Carrey's performance!!! It was so funny! And all the gay-like relationship with Two Face gave me pretty good ideas for my fanfiction
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler board.
    Dear God you're no fun
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • Hiya. Welcome to the Vine. Luv the Joker!
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • I was robbing a bank when suddenly police arrived. So I jumped trough a window. Surprise! The window wasn't open. A piece of glass cut my lips, and now here I am. It happened pretty fast. Let me show you. *throws a knife and cut your mouth too*
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Joker best joke in the Joker board.
    The joke at the end of The Killing Joke. Even Batman laughs.
    1 year, 2 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic The thing you like the most about Joker in the Joker board.
    jokerman said: "his funny and good looking" Good looking, YAH!
    1 year, 2 months ago
Aug. 11, 2008
  • Well, yes, the Seven ecc ecc tried to chat up me, I was a little scared too! Damn, I thought, and if it's a satanist nutball?
    1 year, 3 months ago
Aug. 10, 2008
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler board.
    Resonate said: "o:!" Huh???
    1 year, 3 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler board.
    Mine was a joke too
    1 year, 3 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Harley Quinn and the Joker in the Joker board.
    Virago said: "Jokerette said: You sure are prepared on these things, nothin' to say. Well, I must have caught that stockholm syndrome or what's it called, 'cause I LUV the Joker!!! So you think this is only an excuse to pour out my  'anger' against DC. That moment is passed, I got over it. Hey, I have a life to live. The only thing that really upset me in Ivy ...
    1 year, 3 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Riddler &... girls!! in the Riddler board.
    So, 'smack' was him beating up me, huh????? I'm The Jokerette, but I'm still an unarmed girlie... sniff sob *acid flower squirt* *throwing razor card*
    1 year, 3 months ago
  • Jokerette replied to the topic Is having a crush on Mr J THAT creepy? in the Joker board.
    jokerman said: "are you a girl or a boy? to have crush on a joker its worhless hes no a human! yo got no chance you can be a fan but not more than that"I'm a girl, and, don't worry, I know Joker doesn't exist, and I'm sure is better this way. But he's as out of reach as Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp, and there are girls in love ...
    1 year, 3 months ago

Presenting the Clown Princess of Crime, the Moguless of Mountebanks, the one and only JOKERETTE!

I met Harley on the Net in November 2007. So, I began to fall deep in my Harley obsession, I mean, passion. After three months of Harley obs... passion, I fell in love wit my Prince Charming, my Loving Sweetheart, my Puddin', my Mistah J (and Mistah Right),the JOKER!!!

Now I'm an evil combination of him and her, total insane and supplementing my current madness with some other philosophies of Batverse villains.

I don't fight alone against the Bat, I have a partner, the Ace of Knaves, which helps me. But Puddin' is the only one to me...

You can see Knaves in my image gallery.

Added by Jokerette on June 29, 2008

Gotta go with the classic: the Joker!!! He has such an impeccable dress sense! His clothes really make me drool.
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Another choice could be Batman or Flash (but my Puddin's far more elegant than a bat in bright thights!!!)


Added by Jokerette on June 23, 2008

My PUDDIN'!!!!!!!! But hey, I'd be veeery sorry to.... LEAVE HARLEY HOME!
Nonono, it would be a eyes-in-eyes vacation. Wonder if he can suntan? Well it would be absolutely lovely go to the beach with him. Hey, wait!!! I'd see him in his... like... swimming trunks???
Oh, my, now I REALLY want this vacation!
Hmmm Mistah J ;P


Added by Jokerette on June 12, 2008

Here I made new drawings of my cute li'l Acey...
 Here one of the most important moments for him: changing his hair style.
Now his hair is all ruffled. Much better!!!
Now his hair is all ruffled. Much better!!!








And now, sexy Jennifer Pride. Jenny, you're on!
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Added by Jokerette on June 10, 2008

It's gonna be the best this year, I think Hellboy will be good too, 'cause in the Dark Knight the Joker's look is ...er... a little 'scarred freak look'. He seems like a zombie!

good when he has the back turned
good when he has the back turned




Added by Jokerette on June 9, 2008

I always loved writing and drawing since I was four. I also love movies and acting, so when I grow up I'd like to be a movie director. But my favourite activity is without a doubt creating characters. One of my 'sons' is particularly singular. I named him Sebastian (he also has two middle names, Hildebrand and William). Seb was born as the insignificant character, created to be the support of one of my novels. Seb was the absolute contrary of Kevin ( the handsomest guy in school, and a bully). Sebastian was frequently bullied by Kevin and his 'henchmen': Mark, Jack 'cocked up' and his brother Jekill 'badass'.  He was loved by Edna, a dark girl who later became Mark's girlfriend. But Kevin's and Seb's aim was... Jennifer Pride, the most beautiful girl in the school. She was rich and spiffy but fantastic and all the guys were after her. He became to appreciate Sebastian and became his girlfriend. The thing that Sebastian didn't know was... she did this for a bet with her friends: a month with the most jinxed guy in school and she could obtain a new motorbike. After a month she kissed Kevin before Sebastian's eyes. Then Kevin beated the hell out of Seb. The guy snapped.
THIS was the change. Sebastian was brilliant at school, timid, gentle, the good guy, the one who studies, combs his hair and wears good clothes. Slightly feminine, he was often made fun of and bullied. 
But  this made him go out of his mind. He returns home and closes himself in his room planning his revenge: there is a new spark in his innocent blue eyes. A spark of the REAL Sebastian: a spark of cunning, mischief, charm... and even a little madness. He decides to ruin the school's play. Dressed up as the Ace of Knaves, he jumps on the stage and places a mess

Knaves on the stage



(here's the image, coloring is not the best but my scanner don't get well drawing colored with pencil colors. Sorry).
So the headmaster tries to get him down but he hits him with his cane. Once jumped off, his parents get him home and his father beats him up. Mom and Daddy think they have a crazy son, so they call a psychiatrist that gives Sebastian, I mean, Knaves an hallucinogen and bring him to a lunatic asylum. The day after his parents receive a letter from the headmaster in which he says Sebastian is kicked outta school.
At the asylum, Seb refuses to be analyzed and hits the doctors so bad that they have to straight jacket him. After a week Sebastian gets back the control of his own mind and realizes that he lost his not very many friends, his parents' love and his awesome school career. He gets desperate and cries. The only way to escape his conditions is running away. He escapes through the window and finds a hideout in an abandoned garret.
He's only 17. The great change isthat he completely changed his look and manners: he still have black short hair, but not combed, ruffled. And he looks better. He doesn't try to hide his feminine nature and the result is tat he's overtly sexy. He soon discovers that chicks can't resist him. Timid Sebastian is no more. The Ace of Knaves is born.

Knaves brat!
Knaves brat!

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Date Joined: May 16, 2008
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