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Nov. 17, 2009
  • The earliest version of Mr.Hyde had the stregnth of twelve men and this evolved into 11 tons and then 50 and then 70.
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  •  Daredevil has increased reflexes though. Daredevil has handled superstrong opponents like: Mr.Hyde. Blade is only a 1 ton stregnth level. They may be about equal in martial arts but think Matt has Blade topped and Matt is more agile.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Janey Slater and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
    she ends up hating him later.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld replied to the topic Rorschach vs V
    Not 5 out of 5. Rorschach has greater improvising skill and quick last minute thinking. He also has greater agility since he is skilled in gymnastics. V isn't trained in agility it just so happens that his genes are alittle altered.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld created a blog Batman
    I respect Batman for his willpower. He has travelled all over the world to learn various martial art forms, 127 to be exact, to punish the scum of Gotham and the world. Though his wealth isn't self made like Ozymandias it might as well could be. He ranks up with the World's Greatest Superheroes with the help of his great skills and can defeat nearly anyone including Superman at times. He ...
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  • Daredevil fighting Blade under these conditions.  Blade has no weapons except his glaive. Blade has no healing ability. It takes place in a big warehouse.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld replied to the topic Rorschach vs V
    I at least think it's close and the fight with Adrian was alittle unfair and one sided because of his jump from the window injured his leg and the cold conditions he was in might have affected his fighting ability.
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  • I dislike Dr.Manhatten.   2 reasons I hate him. -He killed Rorschach. -He rufuses to wear clothes.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Rorschach and earned 40 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Wally Weaver and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Janey Slater and earned 4 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
    4 days, 7 hours ago
  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Janey Slater and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
    4 days, 7 hours ago
  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Rorschach for a total of 1,269 points.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Wally Weaver and earned 4 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
    He is a nuclear physicist and isn't awful looking and maybe attractive to some.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld had a submission approved for Wally Weaver and earned 2 points (for a total of 1,269 points).
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Nov. 14, 2009
Nov. 13, 2009
  • Jerry Seinfeld created a blog Rorschach
      I have already made a Rorschach respect blog but the other was allitle messed up. I think Rorschach should be respected unlike how he has in the recent forums I have been investigating and arguing with others about.. He is a man to be respected of his beliefs in preserving morals of New York's civillians. He sees society and hates it and should. Society is morally blank he just ...
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  • Jerry Seinfeld replied to the topic Rorschach vs V
    I think it would at least be close and I haven't heard of V knowing martial arts besides one guy trying to fight him mentioned something about his karate I know he's a martial artist but haven't known him of being a master of it.
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  • Jerry Seinfeld replied to the topic Rorschach vs V
    Your facts show he's better,but don't forget Rorschach's still impressive set of skills.  Rorschach is a brilliant tactician with a cunning intellect,above average skill in amateur boxing,street fighter,insane rage,skilled in fields of literature and religious education,trained in gymnastics,escape artist,good at sneaking and ways of stealth,increadible willpower,and able to improvise with about anything you can think of.
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I am Jerry Seinfeld by day the Comedian by night. I got some of my idol Superman's DNa and used it to enhance my physical skills but I am only 1% Kryptonian and have increased stregnth,duarability,hearing,sight,and speed.I have 3 friends: George,Kramer,and Elaine. I had chased the Joker one night and he defeated me and threw me in a vat of chemicals. This took my original powers but then gave me new ones such as : madman stregnth and sanity, increased speed and agility,tolerance to pain and can heal through laughter after a battle,and also gave an immunity to all toxins. I got revenge on Joker and put him in Arkham Asylum. I lost my friends due to my insanity and killed them. I remain to be somewhat on the laws side although I go allitle crazy sometimes.I was cured of my problem and took up the identity of ,Inkbloot punishing crime harsely. I learned improvising skills,lock picking,gymnastics and a few other fighting skills like: boxing,street fighting,kenpo,and taekwondo.
 
 
 
 
 
Added by Jerry Seinfeld on Nov. 17, 2009


I respect Batman for his willpower. He has travelled all over the world to learn various martial art forms, 127 to be exact, to punish the scum of Gotham and the world. Though his wealth isn't self made like Ozymandias it might as well could be. He ranks up with the World's Greatest Superheroes with the help of his great skills and can defeat nearly anyone including Superman at times. He barely ever sleeps so he can pursue crime by night . He still has a daytime life as his mask,Bruce Wayne. He puts a good charade as an iresponsible billionare playboy, he's everyone Batman isn't. He has built himself physically as well as mentally. He represents the hero people could try to be but might end up going crazy on the way, BruceWayne is one of the lucky ones that doesn't go crazy.
 
 


Added by Jerry Seinfeld on Nov. 13, 2009


  I have already made a Rorschach respect blog but the other was allitle messed up. I think Rorschach should be respected unlike how he has in the recent forums I have been investigating and arguing with others about.. He is a man to be respected of his beliefs in preserving morals of New York's civillians. He sees society and hates it and should. Society is morally blank he just shows that it must be put down. I'm a christian and believe that revenge of the wiked is of the Lord's but it isn't bad to help out. Criminals get out of jail with little punishment due to the liberal government they let them get out freely. I have seen kids that go to court all the time at school but I see them back in school next couple days this isn't right. He also has an extremeforce of will in beliefs and physical endurance being able to keep himself awake for days to find a link to his mask killer theory. More people need to not be afraid of the press like: Michael Savage on the Micheal Savage Show or Fox News sometimes on how they talk about the true monster our president is. " There is good and there is evil and evil must be punished." What truth this is. He also doesn't try to blame GOD which I respect ,he believes it's only our fault and it truly is our fault. "It is not GOD who kills the children not fate that butchers them not destiny that feeds them to the dogs it is us and only us."
 
 
 
 
The only questionable thing in my opinion that he has done is throw the fake villain, Captain Carnage down an elevator shaft. He does what the cops can't.  
About everyone he has killed he's justified in doing so. Disgusting rapists,and child killers deserve to die IMO.


Added by Jerry Seinfeld on Oct. 22, 2009

   Do you know people that think comics are for either little children or nerds? If you do I know what it's like and I mock those with this misconception of comics. And what isn't to like about these fantastic stories about heroes devoted to justice and fighting the evil and corrupt things of this world. How are they childish? Watchmen iscertainly not ; I can tell you that. They arn't really nerdy either there ar many who watch comic book films that don't know thefirst thing about comics and they enjoy the films and these people arn't considered nerds but people who read the stories about the same thing are. Comics to me are like watching non moving films on paper and they have dramatic moments in them too. Please reply to this and voice your opinion.


Added by Jerry Seinfeld on Aug. 21, 2009


  The Joker his origins are a mystery his story untold. He has made several stories about his life but none are probably true exept possibly a few. How is he the way he is it just makes you wonder. He could be an abused child turned maniac, demon possessed individual, or created in this universe as someone who can't be understood but just to bring the world balance through inbalance. The thing we do know is he's the Joker,The Clown Prince of Crime, The Ace of Knaves, and so on and so forth but he is also extremely dangerous and should not be taken lightly as a joke. The Joker possesses unnatural stregnth for his build,great agility,and a tolerance to pain. He is skilled in hand to hand combat,chemistry,crimianl planning,marksmanship,and has an immunity to all toxins,and fear,and has a leathal Joker Venom, his signature weapon bringing a grin to his victims. He truly is an Agent of Chaos!
 
 



 


Added by Jerry Seinfeld on Aug. 16, 2009

Batman and Robin was made terrible like everyone should know but people should see the good in this movie like the humor. It's so terrible it's extremely laughable! Listen to Mr.Freeze's quotes!  
 
   " In this universe there is only one absolute everything..... freezes' 
  " What killed the dinosaurs; the ice age" 
 " Can you be cool, Batman?" 
 " Stay cool Bird Boy!" 
" Hand over the diamonds Garden Gal or I'll turn you into mulch" 
"If revenge is a dish best served cold than put on your sunday finest because tonight we feast" 
And thats only a few!
 
 


Jerry Seinfeld's Reviews
Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Oct. 9, 2009
Watchmen is fantastic!!!! The movie was almost played dead on to the comic. Almost every phrase and sentence was word for word to the comic! It was like I was reading the comic all over again but in moving pictures. All of the characters acted as I would expect they would in real life. The fighting scene between Rorschach vs the SWAT team was heart pounding excitement. Of coarse the quotes made by Jackie Earle Haley AKA Rorschach AKA Walter Kovacs were spectacular ; the dramatic death of Rorschach gave me a lump in my throat it was such a good performance. The only problem is I didn't like the fight between The Comedian and Adrian or Rorschach and Nite-Owl vs Adrian. I wished the fight would be prolonged between Rorschach,Nite-Owl,and Adrian like make them trade some blowswhich would make it more entertaining. 5 stars!!!!!!! The most spectacular film I have seen in my life. Dark Knight would be in second.


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Oct. 9, 2009

The Dark Knight is an excellant picture.People need to get past Bale's grummbling voice. Bale is the best Batman on terms of his fighting techniques and is a good Bruce Wayne. The movie is fast paced and has action around every corner.Batman isn't the individual that makes this movie great. It is the Joker! Heath Ledger made a smashing performance right before he kicked the bucket. Joker was an entertaining character to watch in the movie. He made the character believeable. He was played dead on. Two-Face was done decently in this movie. The movie never became boring. The only problem besides the grumble voice is that Batman had to hard a time fighting of attack dogs. 4 and 1/2 stars!

 


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Oct. 7, 2009
The rebooted Batman series gave Batman a good comeback after the fluke of a film Batman and Robin. The film accurately portrays the origin of the Bat to some extent but with a few changes. It's exciting and full of action and a good story. It includes three awesome villains: Ra's Al Ghul,Scarecrow and Zsasz. Christian Bale's fighting as Batman remains the most respectful to the Dark Knight. This is the best or second best Batman film probably second best. 
The Bat
The Bat
 


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 29, 2009
This was a bad Batman film and it robbed the fans of their money and love of this light knight. It is the worst Batman film made. George Clooney murdered the role of Batman with lack of grimness and jokes like "You break it you buy it." and his bat visa jokes. Bruce Wayne I have never seen with a shaved head or gray hair at a young age. Robin also has the shaved head problem. Mr.Freeze has a dozen o ice,and freeze jokes and his suit is bulky and makes him look fat.Poison Ivy was relyed allot on her dust so much she seemed whorerish. Bane was an imbicle when he is supposed to be a brilliant tactitian. Barbera Gordan

 is in no way related to Alfred.However these flaws add to how I find the movie entertaining it's just that humorous but all kidding aside I give the movie 11/2 stars. 


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 29, 2009

Batman Forever is a moderate film with some entertainmet. Val Kilmer's fighting style is second best next to Christian Bale and he was an ok Batman and Bruce Wayne. I liked how in the movie they showed Batman's struggle of being Batman or Bruce Wayne. There is two sides to everyone yet this film also had some bad flaws like the roles of the villains. They didn't fit too well. Two-Face seemed to giddy all the time when his charcter is homicidal and dark. Riddler wasn't good because he just wasn't that great.Riddler had used mixed criminal methods in the film he had an obssession to send riddles but he used mind draining technology which seems like a Mad Hatter based crime.
 
 


 


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 23, 2009
  I wasn't overly crazy about Batman Returns,not just because I am not a big fan of the villains or Micheal Keaton's fighting dosn't seem worthy to be Batmans. It is entertaining but not very much so. Tell me why are the Penguin's goons clowns? The mayor shouldn't be able to almost kill Catwoman and make Batman out of action with a pistol. The fights in the movie arn't believeable. The best part of the movie is when Batman shots his grapple gun at the wall and gives it a tug and takes the wall with it and knocks the thug out , its funny but not ridiculous.
 
 



Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 22, 2009

The Adam West Batman movie by William Dozier may have incorrectely defined Batman but the film was based on the campy 60s tv show that was supposed to be funny. It was filled with a bunch of silly phrases like "Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb." and had a corny plot ,villains try to take over the world,not to well thoght out but I find this movie entertaining because of the humor that is displayed throughout. The villains however acted the same way in the comics as they did in the movie at the time which means it's not unacurate to comic material. I give the movie 2 1/2 stars.


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 18, 2009
 
 
 
 
The first of the Tim Burton then later Joel Scumacher series is an excellant film with action,excitement,and good acting. Jack Nicholson makes an excellant Joker but dosn't out due Heath Ledger. I wasn't crazy about Michael Keaton as Batman; he was a good actor but his fighting technique as Batman wasn't impressive. It gave a more homicidal version of Joker compared to the one in the Adam West's Batman film. It was the best Batman movie out of the 4 part series. Harvey Dent was a black guy which kinda confussed me but thats just one little error. Batman used gadgets in this movie unlike in the two Batman serials. The Bat Signal was first show on the big screen in the line of Batman movies.  


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 18, 2009
  Batman and Robin is the second serial of Batman's carrerr and his last because serials arn't made anymore. Batman and Robin is not as good as the first serial. I still liked it. It was entertaining for a movie of its time . It had some cheap scenes and Batman for some reason couldn't fight like he's supposed to and had no gadgets. The villain was less interesting and plot was less diabolical , he wanted to control all the cars and electronics in the city. I like the first one better becaue it was about WWII which made it interesting for the time give it a 3 for it's time but now I'd give it 2.
 
 


Reviewed by Jerry Seinfeld
Sept. 17, 2009

The Batman is a good film for its time it had action,suspense,and an interesting story. Although its flaws are the cheap lines like     " We're cooking with gas" - Alfred  
 Batman and Robin also seem to lose every fight they come up against ,
 
 

and the next part of the serial all ways ends up they escape the trap which makes most of the occurances predictible. Batman dosn't have any neat gadgets but uses a wrench as a weapon once. The story takes place around the time of WWII and the Japanese were ploting plans against America. Dr.Tito Daka is the villain that appears in the film;although never appears in any comics. He is a japanese scientist with killer alligators or killer crocs Ha!Ha!, mindless zombies,truth serum,and a radium gun.Considering the time the film was made I give it 4 stars but around today maybe 3.




Date Joined: July 8, 2009
City: New York City
Gender: Male
Alignment: Good
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