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Nov. 3, 2009
Jake Malcom replied to the topic What grinds my gears(andyours) 9:45AM
@King Saturn said: " people who call you everyday just to talk to you about really stupid things... "Agreed, thankfully i push the ignore button when i see its a person who has a tendancy to do that
Oct. 30, 2009
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:53PM
Well Wanderer, i am off. Farewell this was an at least entertaining experiance
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:50PM
@~The Wanderer~ said: " Hiding his unease at the undead being able to show up unexpectedly >>Hmm, I guess so.<< Shakes hand :P "finding the mans unease entertaining he snaps his fingers again and starts to instruct the dead to dance "See i find this entertaining how about you?"
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:44PM
@~The Wanderer~ said: " @Magda: Yeah, so why don't you do something about it =p. @Jake Malcom: He reluctnatly extended hand towards the stranger, secretly intending to wash it with ambient moist, using hydrokinesis, behind his back later >>I... see, Mr. Jake. Me, I'm The Wanderer, "Wando" or Izaac, to friends. Good to meet you..sir.<< "Why so hesitate and warey?looks to his hands and the rest of his body and ...
Jake Malcom replied to the topic NO 0! 2:36PM
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Jake Malcom replied to the topic Psylocke #1 PREVIEW 2:35PM
Bout time the xmen line of comics looked this badass!Glad to see Besty like she is now, DAMN she is still fine as hell. Even after so many years
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Birthday Present 2:32PM
@Feral Nova said: " O_O what to buy you!?!?!?!???! MIND GOES WILD If it was my birthday... I would ask for..... takes a deep breath A dog! GIANT TUMBLEWEED! A kitty ^_^ Andy doll xP Domo outfit! xD A weird circle bike wheel thingy! :D NUN'S WITH GUNS! MOUNTAIN DEW! XD YARN! :D A awesome tattoo xD a flaming cookie! Nutter butters!!! Water o_o Tri pod! :D Scooby snacks! xD ...
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:28PM
@~The Wanderer~ said: " Sneaky >_> Eyes the person hanging from the cailing >>And you are?<< o_O (Later Cly..what's up Magda?) "Spinning he falls to his bare feet, bending backwards he cracks his backJake, Ive known the little firebug for quite sometime. But I do not believe I have had the chance to meet you stretches his arm out extending his hand to Wanderer, his hands covered in dry blood ...
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Agent Zero (Maverick) vs. Weapon X Members. 2:26PM
With the crazy prep time Maverick curbs them.
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:24PM
@cly said: " @Jake Malcom said: " Stares from the rafters and smiles slowly creating a thin thread of necroplasm and hangs between Feral and Wanderer right behind themHello "WHAT ABOUT ME!? "Stares at the dragon riderWho are you exactly?
Jake Malcom replied to the topic We Are Legend 2:20PM
Stares from the rafters and smiles slowly creating a thin thread of necroplasm and hangs between Feral and Wanderer right behind themHello
Aug. 19, 2009
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Police take advantage of a Drunk Girl 12:54PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAMorons. Dont they know that theirs cameras, and YES this is a time were cops are complete morons.Next time bring her where the camera isnt and take pictures JEEZ!
Aug. 18, 2009
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Who on the vine would you want to fight? 11:10AM
@-Eclipse- said: " @Editman said: " Eclipse " @~The Wanderer~ said: " Eclipse " @xxCellPhoneGirlxx said: " Eclipse.... maybe " Thems fightin words! XPI'd be happy to fight all of you guys ^__^ We can fight whenever you guys are up for it, I find writing for battles is much quicker and easier than story RPs and could probably do quite a few at once Eclipse's list: Editman Wando CPG ...
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Who on the vine would you want to fight? 12:44AM
@Editman said: " Then yes i did trip on a stick and break my leg like a p@SSY lol "Shakes headP#ssy. LOLWel bro im off for the night, gotta wake up in a few hours an take care of the little comic reader PEACE
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Who on the vine would you want to fight? 12:42AM
@Editman said: " Does, duck tape. a rope, and a butch woman named Lonnie constitute as a night to remember? "Yes
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Animal Man Respect Thread in the Animal Man board. 12:36AM
Sweet, yeah definatly not a comic you want a miss as a AM fan.
Jake Malcom replied to the topic Animal Man Respect Thread in the Animal Man board. 12:33AM
Yeah his early stuff is REAL cheesy but its also awesome. His bits with BB and Booster Gold are pretty awesome aswell
Jake Malcom commented on Editman's Topic SHHHHH Editman is speaking! 12:32AM
@Editman said: " Beecause only one person did it before you lol "Really? Everyone just argued with your choices so far?

Jake Malcom replied to the topic Who on the vine would you want to fight? 12:32AM
@Editman said: " By the time i get back on my feet i'll have 2 months worth of comics to buy lol "LOL Wait back on your feet? Did you have a night you will always remember...or did you trip on a stick and break your legs like a p@$$y lol
Jake Malcom commented on Editman's Topic SHHHHH Editman is speaking! 12:30AM
@Editman said: " WOW...you actually answered the questions. "Whys this so amazing?


Jacob "Jake" Malcom

Eye Color-Baby Blue

Ethnicity-Caucasian

Weight-180 lbs

Height-6'1

Powers-

Necromancy Ability stems from the beings he has fed on. Abilities vary from energy constructs (Orbs around hands) and or Reanimating the dead.

Vampirism Jake is a vampire but not a pure blood. Draining a human or mutants blood rejuvenates him.

Super Strength above an humans strength. Depending on situation and if he has fed his strength varies from the 1000lb range to a Class 1 (1-2 tons)

Agility Being a vampire he has their natural agility able to move quickly, can leap great distances without harm.

Unarmed Combat Basic forms of self defense

The Curse After being cursed after going against his master/queens orders he was cursed to live as a Vampire yet none of their weaknesses. Sunlight,Garlic,and Silver do nothing to him. He is cursed to live forever until a person is able to best him, and then and only then can his life be taken.

Jacobs life has been a troubled one and he has seen all he can in the past centuries of life. His pitiful and drawn out life was started 5 centuries ago.

London 1598

The night of my twenty third birthday should have been a good thing for i lived another year, yet it was full of its acursed deviants crawling on the ground begging for spare change "Pff" i exclaimed kicking the beggers from my reach. They disgusted me their lives so miserable and yet they continue living it day to day. I find my way to my home through the back allys so that i could avoid most the number of the vagrants of our beautiful city. Soon i find myself drawn to a seductive voice, a voice so pure it mezmerizes me. I feel as if in a trance walking from the front doorstep of my home to the darkest corners of our fair city. The parts where many dare not set foot in the "Darkness" many call it. Soon a beautiful woman stands in front of me, and around me a mass of men and some women surround me and the pale seductress. Her voice so pure and at the same time terrifying she begins sliding her finger up my chin to my mouth and placing her hand on my mouth and kissing the back of her hand before she begins her song "The night is young my children,an on this night your dreams will come true" and this continues for a spell before she cocks her head to the side watching a what looked like a lone drunkard stumble into the "Darkness" she hisses at him. A cross and garlic hang around his neck "Looks like i finally found you Ezmerelda. Its been such a long time honey." He bursts forward swinging a stake left and right my lady defends her self for a few moves before being cornered up against a wall, I watch as the entire battle begins and ends he stands the stake tight in his grip "You loly whore, our childrens will be revenged tonight." And he thrusts the stake downward and in that moment my body moves on its own over taken by her will. My hands wrap around his neck tightly he looks at me in confusion "You fool, Let me go so i may free you from eternal damnation" Now i wish i had let him go but soon after those words i broke that feeble mans neck as if it was a twig. My body began to shake i was confused in how i acquired this strength. Soon Ezmerelda stands dusting off her dress before kicking the dead mans body she walks over to me and kisses me hard and then looks at me afterward "That was only a small fraction of my power i endowed upon you in that moment, if you so wish i will give you everything. IF you become my servant of the night and maybe in the future my King." I smile at the thought of power, with power comes respect and with respect comes wealth. I nod and kneel down onto one knee "Your command my lady." She smiles and speaks the phrase in which my damnation begins "Kill them, and after than your new life will begin." She points to the others around me, who by now are frozen in fear out of their trances. I pick up a nearby piece of wood and begin the slaughter that begun my life.

History

Jacobs life filled with torture and mayham has played a major role in what he would become over the short half a millenia. His stories not yet told, but the things he has gone through in his lifetime has been long and troublesome.

Born Jacob Malcom 1575 he was a sickly child for many of his young years sitting with his mother curled up in her warmth. But being the sickly child he was he was tortured by not only his peers but his father. Jacob was the only son his father had,his other children born were girls and his legacy of keeping his name in the family would soon fall because he knew his only son would not make it to his 15th birthday.

Yet Jacob made it through life and miracoulsy at age 23 was cured somehow. After one night in the town his sickness was cured, and even his body was changed. Not the simplton of a man and nor a weakling his physique was different.

Jacob or Jake as he would be called over the coming years became a man of the night in many ways. He lived for the moment after that night. And living in this moment meant the killings the tortures he would do in the name of his master Ezmerelda.

Three Centuries later

I have finally bested that witch of a master. She believed that ME the king of her people would bow to her once again, just like my former more feeble and weak self did those many years ago. But now i live on but again my life does not allow me to do what i want, death as scary as it sounds is something i had hoped had come after these many years. But that witch took good care of that with that wreched curse, now i look for that one person who can save me from my damnation.



Ten years pass since the initial coming out into this world. And in that time Jake became much more in tune with what he is an what he wasnt anymore. He wanted to see more of what he is, soon he found his way into the Theatre des Vampires and a place he began to call home.  Their he met the beautiful woman known as Mistress Redhead or Gwen. The moment he saw her two things went through his mind, she was the most beautiful creature he had ever seen...an that he wanted to taste her. Courting had been his rusty spot but soon through his efforts he was able to get close with her while being trained in the arts of magic. Utilizing his own necromancy an her teachings his powers boosted, but he also began to fall madly in love with the witch. An soon they were together almost inseparable finally making the jump in telling her how much he cared.


Soon after a good deal of time he met up with an old friend of his an Gwens, Final Arrow. And with him he joined the DTD De Trop Dynasty, he had his own reasons for joining but soon he saw most as family. But the thought of someone else having his loved ones soul still made it painful for him to get close to Arrow. But he hopes that soon the man known as Final will teach him ways of magic and as Final told him "To become a god with his necromancy."


But he knows he must protect what he has earned because he feels that something or someone is watching him always.


New Life


After Gwens death Jake hopped from team to team before finally settling down and finding that life as twisted as it was, is better done alone. And has left those that he thought cared for him, and now with a soul all of those he has killed has come back to haunt him. And his power has been hindered with this soul he allowed to be reensouled into him an now wants nothing more than to be rid of it.

Added by Jake Malcom on Sept. 2, 2008

Vertigo

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This publisher has given me some of the coolest comics i have ever read. Their gritty an in many instances real. Yeah all of them are fantisical but many have one or two issues that deal with real life issues. My fav comics from Vertigo are Transmetropolitan, Sandman, We3. Yeah the latter of the three is entirely fantasy but it hit a nerve for me it was a superb mini. Transmet was a over the top MASTERPIECE in my opion for Vertigo.

MAX


I have just been introduced into this world of gore an violence known as MAX. An i love every freaking second, the way they did an continue doing Punisher was awesome. Taking his personality from the 616 verse an tweaking it, making him colder an bolder. In this MAX verse their are no supes so he can do whatever he damn well pleases an its awesome. Ive gotten a few other MAX done titles an Rawhide Kid was freaking hiliaroious an awesome in its own way.

These two publishers are the first to come to my mind when someone asks Favorite publisher.


Added by Jake Malcom on Aug. 16, 2008

my friends arnt total morons. They know how much i enjoy the good comic, i dont stop talking about Final Crisis to thems o yeah its obvious.

my coworkers no not really, some do the ones i say are my friends


Added by Jake Malcom on Nov. 21, 2007

Yutaka along with Gong make it to The three gods and the punitive time of Yutakas life begins

Succeeding the Gods trials Taka sets forth to the Castle of his enemies most trusted lieutenant with dire consequences

His first true battle leaves him near death, but aid comes from an unlikly ally. And his quest continues.

yeah thats what i got so far



Jake Malcom's Reviews
Reviewed by Jake Malcom
Oct. 2, 2008
The first words out of my mouth at the third page was HOLY SH!T. This comic lets you in and wont let you go till someones ass has got beat, and in this one they all get their butts handed to them. I havnt been a avid NW fan for quite sometime, I like NW as a character but his own series wasnt something i kept up with all the time. And this Issue has brought me into it, I will continue reading this series




Date Joined: Oct. 24, 2007
City: Whitehall
Gender: Male
Alignment: Neutral
Points: 5 Points
Ranked: Ranked #3867 of 51,084
SuperPowers:
  • Necroplasma
  • Reanimation of the dead
  • Super Strength
  • Vampirsm
  • Agility
  • Super Speed
  • Hand to Hand Combat
My Weaknesses:
  • Decapitation
  • Extreame injuries
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