I wrote an open letter to comic books after the death of Cap. Mind you, I was drinking whiskey, so I bleeped out the ridiculous cussing:

Dear Comic Books.....

First off, you killed Ted Kord (Blue Beetle) and replaced him with a lame (ouch!) teenager. Then, you killed Booster Gold... and brought him back a month or two later.... you'll probably just kill him again anyway...

Last year, you killed off 3 (yikes!) awesome Avengers; Ant-Man (Scott Lang), Hawkeye & The Vision....

And now look what you've (OH NO!) done to me... You've killed an American Icon, one of my favorite superheroes since I was a god (LOOK OUT!) child. You killed Captain America, the best (HEY HEY HEY!) hero ever... I haven't got to read it yet, but the news spread like wildfire... I get to read it this Saturday before practice though

Dear Comic Books,
I hate you right now

Go (LOVE) yourself,
[my name here]