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Oct. 16, 2009
  • Hardartist replied to the topic Who can defeat hulk??????
    @zachyhavik said: " VENOM HE CAN BEAT ANYONE BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, AND DEATHSTROKE HE CAN BEAT ANYONE TOO BLAH I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEY ARE SO BAD ASS AND NO ONE CAN BEAT THEM AND I WONT LISTEN TO OTHERWISE!!!! "I don't get your meaning of what you're trying to say.
    1 month ago
Oct. 14, 2009
Aug. 19, 2009
  • Hardartist commented on KillerZ's image spider.jpg
    @@$#!! Run Spidey!!
    3 months ago
  • @Lance Uppercut said: " Off the top of my head:  Doomsday Juggernaut The rest of the 8th day exemplars Despero Mr. Majestic Larfleeze Vulcan Classis Doctor Strange "You sure?
    3 months ago
  • @jloneblackheart said: " what else would be really cool is a chronology of appearances for each character. It sure would help me fit information into someone's bio without having to know their entire history "Good point when I have to read all of the bio to find out.
    3 months ago
Aug. 18, 2009
  • @Son Of Storm said: " TOAAMagnetoPhoenixThorDoctor strangeSilver surferScarlet WitchIcemanInvisible WomanStormProfessor X and Emma and the list goes on and on DC ZatannaWeather Wizard Supermanany Green lanternMartian Manhunterand the list goes on "Ya sure?
    3 months ago
  • Which person would be the perfect weapon to defeat Red Hulk?
    3 months ago
  • @J1NX said: " The Outlawz was a lot of fun while it lasted. HFC was pretty cool too. "Did Outlawz died or broke apart?
    3 months ago
  • Hey anyone likes ICE?
    3 months ago
  • @Arjuna said: " I just read a story on Giantbomb which mentions how Marvel will be releasing most of its catalogue, past present and future, through the PSP.  Here's a youtube video for a trailer for the upcoming application:   "As i said, this is cool.
    3 months ago
  • Dude, that's @@$@ing cool!
    3 months ago
  • @Risky said: " @Hardartist said: " @Risky said: " @Hardartist said: " @Risky said: " @~The Wanderer~ said: " @Hardartist said: " Hey, Anyone likes WAL? "It's hard not to ;P "I agree. ;) "With WAL? "Yeah, WAL is one of my most fav teams ever. I won't lie there. "Truth spilled! Hooray. I just knew it. "Why spilled? Never hid it. lol Once I was even short if joining ...
    3 months ago
  • @Risky said: " @Hardartist said: " @Risky said: " @~The Wanderer~ said: " @Hardartist said: " Hey, Anyone likes WAL? "It's hard not to ;P "I agree. ;) "With WAL? "Yeah, WAL is one of my most fav teams ever. I won't lie there. "Truth spilled! Hooray. I just knew it.
    3 months ago
  • @Psyker star said: " i liked the dark one but it would be even cooler if you made it red "Great Idea...If this page was till online.
    3 months ago
  • Hardartist replied to the topic Who can defeat hulk??????
    @MrDirector786 said: " Darkseid, Superman, Supergirl, Superman Prime, Cyborg Superman, Wonder Woman, Doomsday, Mxyzptlk, Any Sinestro Corps member, Sinestro himself, Anti-Monitor, the best Green Lanterns, red Lanterns, Despero, Tyrant, Galactus, Silver Surfer, Spawn, and although there are a lot more, I'm feeling to lazy to think of any more. "As I said again, it's ALOT.
    3 months ago
  • @Risky said: " @~The Wanderer~ said: " @Hardartist said: " Hey, Anyone likes WAL? "It's hard not to ;P "I agree. ;) "With WAL?
    3 months ago
  • @Editman said: " I'd like to be able to order pizza,Change the channel, Chat with Barack Obama, maybe even premium channels. Hell i'd be happy if ya paid my bills. "What?
    3 months ago
Aug. 16, 2009
  • @Tradog said: " A ignore feature or block. "For which tile feature?
    3 months ago
  • @War Killer said: " @Hardartist said: " @War Killer said: " @danhimself said: " I want to be able to select multiple images from my gallery to delete all at once....my gallery has so many images in it that it's hard to find the one I'm looking for and I don't feel like going through the process of deleting them individually"Same here or just a way to delete the whole ...
    3 months ago

Lookin good.
Lookin good.
It all started when i was electruted in a blast, then I've been gaining powers from that which gave me the power to fly, wall-crawl, agility, stamina, super
The new me.
The new me.
speed , and I'm also invinsible, invulnerable and imortal. I could live forever. but I have 4 weaknesses. They are sonic vibration, poisonous shards, Gamma Radiation, and mostly kryptonite.Right now I'm helping. It was now revealed that i am a God Mutant after all and a mysterious evil grabbed me and tried to suck my Eternal Energy in front of New York City and In front of the citizens and the whole planet. After he sucked my powers and became imortal, My powers have regenerated and i really cannot die. After 3 days later, I've found an ooze and that black ooze substance had bonded with my body and I have increased my powers. After that, it was good, i can run faster, and my strength had became powerful! It was all good until the ooze tried to control me and tried to feed my energy. I had tried to get rid of it and  it was no use. Days of bieng consumed in this substance and still could not get it off. There was only one way to get rid of it. A Church or should i say "The Chuch". I tried to get rid of it, but when i tried to get rid of it, the black ooze grabbed me and pulled my face in a black dream. I had knew this substance is a Symboite, a piece of orginism that bonds witha hostto survive. The Symbiote reacted to kill me and i hit the bell to seperate me and the Symboite. I did it, but a someone in a Church was
this symboitic monster tried to kill me.
this symboitic monster tried to kill me.
there. It was the Imortal who sucked my powers. When i took it off, the Symboite bonded with the imortal vowed to get revenge.....on me! He now know who i am and when to hunt me off on the new york streets
What kind of team is this?
What kind of team is this?
The Imotaled symboite monster who is now called the Symboimortal sucked my energy and some of the New yorkers. The only way to defeat him is to get a loud sound and that
The Helicarrier wanted to get me.
The Helicarrier wanted to get me.
did. It seperated them, but the symboite escaped while the imortal went to the S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier and telepoted me on the Helicarrier too. They wanted to test me on a top-secret orginization. They tried until the Avengers who are a team saved me. I cannot tell what kind of Avengers they are. They are a SPECIAL kind of team. After thay disepered in a flash, I went to Los Angeles, but I did not pay to get there. I sneaked in the Airplane and no one noticed me. After I went to Los Angeles, I needed to get my birth file in the Holywood Hospital. I was pretending I was a inspector who was undercover. I went to the client files and found my Mother's file. My Mom disapered five years later. After that, I found my father's file, when
I now a Spider-God and I am still wearing my regular costume inside.
I now a Spider-God and I am still wearing my regular costume inside.
he almost died of Cancer, he told me to take care of my brothers. My own file was not there and it had a note on my father's file. It said that my file and my 2 brother's files were taken and took control from S.H.I.E.L.D , a part of the military and the government orginization. I was shocked and mad of the oppertunity to find that origin of my realation of the gods. When I went to Washington, The S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier was in the White House. I went inside to the Helicarrier and I went to the security S.H.I.E.L.D files.I had discovered my file is in Section-2840. I went and found it. My realation was part of the gods except that when I was a baby, A god named The Mighty Thor was battling with the demons. And when he blasted a big blast on the demons, they hit the
I currently joined the team called the ComicVine Avengers!
I currently joined the team called the ComicVine Avengers!
blast under the sky and that was how it electruded me on that day. I knew there was something picky about it and the S.H.I.E.L.D agents found me. Nick Fury was there and I spit him because I did not like him. They called the Symboite Monster and the Symboiomortal puned, hit, cracked, and blased me hard, blood came out. The hits the Symbiomortal gave me reversed the hits because the S.H.I.E.L.D sientists added a type of blood that had some of my D.N.A. and reversed the hits and now, he CAN kill me. He almost finished me, until a lightning flash flashed me to the sky. Hours later, I was on Asguard. My brothers was there too. And there was Odin and Thor telling me to stay because the Symboimortal will kill and find my brothers and the good thing thing is, that they are with me in Asguard. Thor and Odin told all that had happened and then, they gave me a hammer and a god suit. I was ready for the war and other gods were happy because on the artifact, it said that in this day, a new god will be born and that's me. After I met all the gods, the Symbiomortal came and I was ready for the war. All of the gods of Asguard, me, and the rest of the superheroes battled the Masters of Evil, The S.H.I.E.L.D, Loki, and the Smbiomortal were battling the war. It had took 1,304
Back to my red and blue suit.
Back to my red and blue suit.
hours of war and we won. After the war was done, the Symbiomortal disapeared in a second and a team named The ComicVine Avengers: the most popular and most training team ever wanted me to join them as an offer. Main Article : The Comic Vine Avengers. I joined and I went back to New York city and went to the ComicVine Avengers Mansion. I did not know that they had alot of members and I did difficult missions with them. I told the team that I will be back and gave Asguard the God suit back and will use it in case of a real emergency The Comic Vine Avengers broke up and told us that they are their enemies. I became an enemy of them.. I will be using my good-o'l-fashined-suit and my brothers will be living . My next part of the life is an evil mastermind.... After that I am back with my Symboite...but a new one. With this one, I can suck people's energy. I saved the suit but, I recently met someone who looks alot like me
Spiderman45 is the suit's next victim!
Spiderman45 is the suit's next victim!
named Spiderman45. He asks me if I am...AM his clone. I did not know what that means. When the suit was an evil mastermind agian, The suit tried to feed on me and bonded with me agian. When I took it off in an electricty blast, I got seperated from the suit, But Spiderman45 was down there doing a Spider-Man project. The suit told spiderman45 to give him all the power he can take. Spiderman45 accepted it and the suit bonded with Spiderman45 which means he is the next victim the suit will feed on. tttttttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssss is a bad idea Spiderman45 had done this time. He did not know that the suit will suck his energy. So I got my Spider-God suit agian with my Hammer because since the suit has my god powers hidden, Spiderman45 is now a Symbiotic god. I tried to convince Spiderman45 to get the suit off of him, but he refused. The Suit had now been sucking the suit and now, Spiderman45 bonded with the suit permenantly! Spiderman45 now understand and he tried to take it off, then, I took him to the Military and it did not work, next, I took him to the university, And the story will have to stop here. If anybody want's to be part of my story, PM me and I will put you in this story. TO BE CONTINUED................................................Atfer me and Spider-Man45 went to the Empire State Building, someone was there. It was an enemy of one of Spiderman45's named Ronin1. He tried to kill because he had been voted to kill us both. He tried to me first, then Spiderman45. I tried to get the suit off Spiderman45. He finnaly took the suit off of him but there was a problem, a piece of the suit had turned Spiderman45 into CARNAGE!!!!!! Ronin1 had stole the suit and he tried to get away. I tried to get him, but Spiderman45 who is now Carnage went after the Venom suit. Ronin chased away to the S.H.I.E.L.D
Ronin1 is one of Spiderman45's arch nemisis.
Ronin1 is one of Spiderman45's arch nemisis.
Helicarrier and guess what, HE bonded with the Venom suit. He tried to control the suit and he did. The bad part is He had turned into the most vicious Ronined1 Venom! Carnage and Ronnined Venom was ready to fight. TO BE CONTINED.....remember, if anybody wants to be part off the story, let me know.  The chase is on agian. Venom was about to kill Carnage, but it was interupted by another enemy. This time it is A villian Named Electro and he escaped from the Raft
Great. A new villian named Electro.
Great. A new villian named Electro.

Ronin1 turned into the Ronninious Venom and Spiderman45 turned into Carnage!! Now I am pissed off!!
Ronin1 turned into the Ronninious Venom and Spiderman45 turned into Carnage!! Now I am pissed off!!
ElECTRO tried to kill us three and I CANNOT take agianst three guys who can kill me. I had no choice. So i fought Electro. I can't defeat Electro because he has powers of electricity. I throwed him a car, but that did not worked either. So I throwed water at Him. This time, Electro used all the electricity from all the city. I am saying a phrase of "Oh my god". Electro hit me witha sweared blast and I was unconcoius. Venom and Carnage fought Electro and the story will stop here. If anyone want's to be part of the story, PM me. To be continued.......
Electro used the power of electricity of all the city to turn into Super-Electro!
Electro used the power of electricity of all the city to turn into Super-Electro!
Next on the story, Electro, Venom : who is Ronin1, and Spiderman45 : who is Carnage and me were fighting in the 18 hour disaster. Until an alie of mine named Beetle was helping me with the fight. We me and Beetle fought the villians and only One of us got injured. Carnage got defeated by Venom and Venom feed on Carnage. Venom feed on the Carnage Suit and now, he gained control over the Venom Suit. Carnage turned back into Spiderman45. Spider-Man45 helped me and Beetle too to defeat Super-Electro and Venom who turned back into Ronin1 to heal the Venom Suit. The story will stop agian. If  To be continued........ Before this fight happened, I met my Alternave Realites. All of them. I also saw Spiderman45 as a grown up in the future. I am shocked for this.......?!?!?........................................ ................................................................................................................................................................................................................ Days after my Vacation, Kinggamer97 asked me some lessons of How to be a powerful warior.I asked him what kind?
All my Alternave realities and Spiderman45 as grown-up. Did Spiderman45 did something to his life?
All my Alternave realities and Spiderman45 as grown-up. Did Spiderman45 did something to his life?
. that need to be interuped by a Crash on the far south of New York Manhattan. Me and Kinggamer97 rushed to the way south, it was the Symbiomortal who wanted to find a host. I tried to defeat but hten, It wanted to feed on other people and I tried to hit him but then, it went to feed on Kinggamer97 and he fought it and one bit of it. Not only it did not offer any substance for Symbiomortal but instead, It harmed Him with Kinggamer97's Electricity Blade Sword. He let go of  him and went to feed on ME! I tried to get loose, but he got the chance to feed on me and had a 1/2 of my energy. I was happy to
Beetle is one of my alies for ever since I had learned my powers.
Beetle is one of my alies for ever since I had learned my powers.

.and hear that Kinggamer97 punched Symbiomortal and the chase was on. TO BE CONTINEUED......pm ME if anybody want's to be in this part of the chase.
The chase seemed to be wild. I got to be fed by him, and Kinggamer97 attached a bomb on Symbiomortal's face and exploded. IT ALL got stopped by a chaos that exploded New York. I wonder who did that? I have to know.

After that, The chaos transported me to the begining of time Known as the super big continent named PANGAEA. I fell all the way down and hit the ground on shore. And I almost got eaten by a dinosaur. After that, I saw another survivior. I asked him who is he? His named is Meteorite. I asked him don't I know you from somewhere? I asked. He said Yes, you were the one who put my picture and member of the ComicVine Avengers. all I can say is wait. Then Like it was the time to get out of this place. I asked Him if he had any plans. Meteorite said yes. He was a blilliant Mod and good inventor. I told him that Pangaea will break down in any minuite. So he picked out of his sleeve and had a time machine handheld. I told him to get out of here before it can explode. I tried to fix the Machine because he did not have any batteries. Lucky for him, I had some batteries.But there was no time. Pangaea starts to break into pieces that will turn to United States, Canada, Mexico, and all of the other countries. but there was no choice......WE RAN!!!!!!! We ran hard as we had to be running. I had web.....left, and Meteorite had nothing on his sleeve. So, I took him for a ride, as if it was not embarasing

Me, Spiderman45, Meteorite, My brothers, other friends and realities of me.
Me, Spiderman45, Meteorite, My brothers, other friends and realities of me.
enough. It was about to explode, and Meteorite pressed the button and we time traveled. AS for Pangaea, it exploded very and very hard as  usual. and you can see, that was how Pangaea exploded, well not exploded, but turned to a lot of multiple continents. As we traveled to time, Meteorite, and I have traveled back. as usual, after that, we went to the middle ages. I recently have heard anything about my
The Venom Suit bonded with me, But I can control it...a little.
The Venom Suit bonded with me, But I can control it...a little.
brothers and it's because They don't exist. Until, The alternate Spider-Man heroes and villains steped through us and I did not woke up until I saw everybody of the alternate Spideys, and Meteorite and my brothers who were safe. never in my life seen them very scared as if it is the end of the world. I   don't know what to do, But you can never know. After that happened Me and My brothers were safe from them and also Meteorite. I did not know what to do. So I stayed and My brothers and Meteorite. 2 weeks passed and I had a pretty good time, But we have to move on and I also brought Spiderman45, Kinggamer97, and Beetle too. The Spidey Leader told us that an evil must be stopped. I was scared. I did not know what to do, but I was ready to face to that evil guy. The alarm raised and he already came. It was an evil alternave reality me and the Symbiomortal. And the big army That I might be okay.....not! I had no choice. When I saw him and Symbiomortal, The Venom Suit got off of the Mortal and bonded with me and I was with my God suit. I can control it a little, but not enough. All the team, heroes and villains fought. I am ready to fight. First I need to find something to get me off the suit. and I need to take it off. After that, I took it off and I am ridded of of the suit. Then Time to fight the evil me. then I have a choice....Either I do not defeat him and safe only myself, or risk my life by destroying him with me. To Be Continued.........Anyone can PM me if you want to be in this story. After that, I first attacted my evil side with a mega-symbiotic blast. The Venom Suit is tearing me appart and I have no choice but throw myself on the core of the earth. The symbiote burned up into pieces and went back to the city. Back on hitting the evil me. Then I saw some heroes, villians, neutrals and the citizens of New York are injured. Then I gave Meteorite a hand to punch The evil me. Meteorite's earth manipulation plus My Hammer electricity thower made into an Earth-Hammer thrower manipulation handrider. That hurted my evil side a little, but it it is not good enough. The evil me went to the top of the Empire State Building and called more of his creatures from the rain and I needed to stop him by doing it agian, so I punched and crashed him down the building and that must hurt. So then, He turned to the pheonix! I never saw him as a Pheonix before...sure I saw Jean Grey as the Pheonix but not me. So I called all the gods, heroes and everybody else who has powers.I have no choice but kill him at once. But before I could ever do
The Incredible Hulk who is known as Bruce Banner asking me for help.
The Incredible Hulk who is known as Bruce Banner asking me for help.
that, he cracked my arm with a hard fist on my neck and told the God Mortal to consume me. I was doomed and just right then.........I died on for 25 seconds. But lucky for me, I can go back to life. So, I absorbed The Evil Me, and the evil mortal's energy so hard, I recieved all of my energy agian. The Mortal's body turned very short as an old person weekened and The evil me was so pisssed off, he got me and tried to turn on the rocket to destroy the satellite and that would electrify the entire planet .....so I took him with me on
Since Emil Blonsky has the Super Soldier Serum and Hulk's Gamma Radiation Blood...he turned to the Abomination.
Since Emil Blonsky has the Super Soldier Serum and Hulk's Gamma Radiation Blood...he turned to the Abomination.
space with the rocket and then, The evil me told me to regret it and I told him no....only ten seconds left and I have no choice. It exploded very hard almost to the highest atmostphere as exploded. The evil me disinigrated screamelty and I fell to the ground on the earth weekened. As I almost died agian, I healed myself and decied to use my hammer to turn Manhattan back to it's old self. It was over. Five hours later...The legendary Proffessor X who is the owner of the X-Men told me to join them as a Member of the X-Men. I told him why? He told me that when I got blasted with the evil me, he seen that the molecules from him transported to me and It's dangerous because I could turn to the Pheonix. So I joined them at the end of the year..but first I have to tell you this story. Before I joined the X-Men....This scientist named Bruce Banner known as the Hulk said that I am the cure for to cure him....but the problem is the soldier named Emil Blonsky somehow came very obsessed of beating the Hulk. I told him I will cure him. But somehow, the military punched us and have not waked up. When The General founded Captain America's Super Soldier Serum...he injected it on Blonsky and he can run faster, have super strength, and have  better things on him. But he wanted more power...so he told the general to have some of Banner's blood. Then, I woke up and crashed to the room where Blonsky and the Hulk are there. I tried to stop him, but then....it was too late. Emil got the Gamma Blood from banner and since the Super Soldier Serum and the Gamma Radiation Blood from Hulk are combined..he turned into the Hulk too...with more power. He called himself the Abomination. He raged so angry that all the military had to be armed and Bruce Banner turned to the Hulk and those two were fighting so hard that I do not even know what to do. I had to do something. I just know it. But how?
I am Spider-Hulk and will crash puny humans!!!
I am Spider-Hulk and will crash puny humans!!!
Well never mind that, I have to stop them. First They fought to the Gasoline close to the Military's base and man they can heal themselves, But Abomination can heal himself slower that Hulk can recently can heal very fast. As I tried to stop them, They instead blasted me on the military's base. I have nothing to do or can do. But there is on thing that I can do.  I looked at the Machine that turned Emil to the Abomination and I saw that the Super Soldier Serum and Hulk's gamma radiation blood was in the Machine....So I used it  and it transported me the Super Soldier Serum plus Hulk's Gamma Radiation blood and I turned to Spider-Hulk. I crashed up and Headed to Hulk and Abomination. I attacked them as a blast a took them and blasted them to teach them a lesson : Try not to get angry because I will Crush you puny human Monsters!!!!! And so I DID crushed them up with my super attacks and that oughta make them teached up. Hulk turned back to Bruce Banner, but not Abomination because he is Abomination Permanently. He got so angry that raged him up like a fall from a sky. As I punched him, he got very angry and I punched him agian. So I defeated him. As I noticed that I can become this monster permanently if I don't go back to the machine to turn
Now you cannot stop me!!! I am the new PHEONIX!!!!!!!!
Now you cannot stop me!!! I am the new PHEONIX!!!!!!!!
myself to my normal self in 5 minutes. I also noticed that when I turn back to myself I cure Banner agian when I turn back to my normal self.  It was now 54 seconds and then I got myself to the machine and 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, and there....I turned back to my normal self. Then, I cured Banner with my God powers and he no longer the Hulk. When Banner thanked me, He gave me a gift. a Healer to cure myself. and He said he can now start his life agian. After 5 days later, I went to Proffessor Charles Xaivier's School for Gifted Youngsters. I met Professor X and announced the Students and X-Men Members that I am the new member. When I met the Students and members, I saw nothing else but Meteorite too.  I asked him that why is he here? He told me that he IS  mutant and I told him That I am a Mutant too...Only the Molecules that I got from My evil me And If IT IS too late, I will become the Pheonix. I saw Wolverine, Jean Grey, Cyclops, and Storm who asked me alot of questions about me and the reason That I am here.  Then an alert came from the Grand Canyon that there is Bad Mutants over there and I get to go there with some of The X-Men. I saw MAGNETO, Juggernut, Toad, and Apocalypse. I was scared. I did not have my Hammer with me and now I don't know what to do. When Apocalypse saw me, He blasted me and guess what!!!!......The molecules of the Pheonix starts to effect me and turning me evil. I was trying to fight it but Apocalypse keeps hitting me hard and I just turned to my EVIL SIDE OF THE PHEONIX!!!!!!!!!!! I raged up and could not control it but I need help. The X-Men put me to the ship and they send me back to the X-Mansion immetietly. Meteorite and Proffessor Charles Xaiver tried to get me calm and could not. it was to late. I turned to the Pheonix!!!!!!!! I crashed out of the X-Mansion and head to the sky of New York, Manhattan. I could not control it and still keeping me evil. The X-Men went there and saw me teaming up with Apocalypse and Magneto and I have turned evil as before. Still could not control The X-Men tried to help me, but I could not because of the evil flowing in me. Meteorite was on top of me telling me to control it, But I can't!!!! Why can I control it - - AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!! 6 equals more than twice to control this nightmare. Still I can't. Apocalypse told me to obey him and I obeyed. I tried to not to. What will happen next I can ask? I do not know. TO BE CONTINUED................................................................................................................................
After that. I still could not control myself. Then Meteorite gave me a punch on the jaw. Then I punched him all the way to the south end of Manhattan. Then Meteorite Uses his earth manipulation powers to trap me in a "cage" of solid rock. Great. So, I Used my Pheonix Electricity to break free and decieded to absorb Meteorite's energy (A little.)
When I did that, Meteorite Grabs me in a headlock, uses his earth manipulating powers to make a big hole in the ground, and then throws me down it. So I went back up and decided to throw him down instead. Meteorite Simply flies out of the big hole whilst making a sandstorm. In the confusion of the sandstorm Meteorite manages to do a few hit-and-run attacks on me. Been punched. So, I used my powers so I can morph into his body and trying to control him on the mind and sucked his energy a little.  Meteorite Falls to the ground, weakened. Came up to him and took him to space and don't know what to do with him. Then Meteorite said  "I HAD revealed that I had only been pretending to be exhausted so that you would approach me."  Then  Meteorite punches me back to earth. Meteorite then uses his powers on a passing asteroid to open it up, where there is an air pocket, then close it, so that I am inside an asteroid full of air which will let me to drift back to Earth without dying. Then Meteorite said "Sorry for getting technical but that's what I'd do. I Crashed up and decided to come back to space and I took him all the way to The core of the earth. Now Metoerite said "Haha! You fool! I can control rock! I am at my most powerful inside the Earth!" Meteorite Demonstrates this by moving the walls to crush
me. Crushed, I am dying. I attacked him with a 156 combo attack. (Will be back in 5-7 Minuites. After Meteorite making a wall of rock to deflect the attack, he sits down and reads a newspaper. I Decided to make a trick. I said  "Do your attack Meteorite." Meteorite  Makes a giant fist made entirely of rock burst out of the ground and about to punch me. Then I said  "Meteorite, Meteorite, Meteorite....I recently reversed your attack on you and you got punched, not only that, but I can do your attacks and can get in your thoughts of what attack you are going to do. Sorry, but I got dibs!"  Then Meteorite said "Ah, but if you read my profile you will find that I am a member of the X-Men. (Or was). And Professor X trains all his students in blocking mental attacks. So you see, if you try to read my mind I will simply block it. And if you try to copy one of my attacks, e.g. make a sandstorm, I will use my power to stop it. So you've gotten
Why is Meteorite is attacking the X-Men? Is he out of his mind!!??
Why is Meteorite is attacking the X-Men? Is he out of his mind!!??
nowhere."  Great. So I said " So try to hit me all you can or any attack, I have another surprise for you!!!"  Just as I was going to say it. The X-Men blasted me a Sonic Vibration blast and it is one of my weeknesses!!! ARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!! WHY, WHY, WHY!!!!!!!!! Meteorite then punches me hard as a wagon and I fell hard in the ground and blow the ground and that blasted over 6 miles! The cars exploded, People were hurt and it was destroyed (Only the streets. No buildings destroyed. Then Apocalypse tried to heal me, but Jean Grey managed to hit him down the building. Jean Greay then used her powers to get in my thoughts. In my thoughts was no one else but the evil Pheonix who tried to control me. Then Jean Grey punched the Pheonix and freed me off. Then out of my thought....the Pheonix came out of my body and then disinigrated. It was done. The next morning, I felt good as new. And I was punched of my arm from last night when Meteorite punched me HARD. When I saw the other members, they applaused me. When another alarm was in. I came along with Meteorite, Storm, Cyclops, and Wolverine too. When we went to the grand canyon agian. The police, Army, and the bad mutants were there agian. Then Meteorite was acting strange and decieded to attack everybody essecally the X-Members of the X-Men. and I tried to stop him. Meteorite said die you freaks!! I do not know what is going on here but it will have to stop here. TO BE CONTINUED>>>>>>>>>>> Now I known what is going on! It appears that Meteorite is drunk and why is he drunk? I
Race is between me, and the Human Torch.
Race is between me, and the Human Torch.

We are next to Statue of Liberty and Human Torch is getting pissed off!
We are next to Statue of Liberty and Human Torch is getting pissed off!
don't know. But still, I am going to fight with him. On that way of the day was frustrating enough for me and Just right then, Wolverine Stopped us. Meteorite fell on the ground unconcious and I just stand there doing nothing and I told the X-Men, I will be out for a while.
CHRISTMAS IS a holiday that everyone recieve's their presents and I can't wait to be with my brothers who I have not seen them for a while. Only snow will come in two day and I got an invatation from Johnny Storm who is the Human Torch of the Fantastic Four and He said he want's to race me and everybody will be wathing, the reporters, new, people and everybody will see Human Torch Vs Spider-Man who name's himself (Hardartist). I was ready for the race and if he win's he will be the famous leader of the President and the President will watch us. As I forgot to tell you, I don't know what he is up to, but I will have to do it. The Race Is On!!!!! Ready....Set......Go!!!!! The race started and Me and the Human Torch were racing to Fisk Building, Next going to the Financial Distrcict where it is Trask Indrustries, the highest building, Next, we would go to the Statue of Liberty and then, get straight to The Daily Bugle, then after that, we would race ahead to the Empire State Building, after that, we would get through Stark Towers, then to an unfinished Construction site, and then, to the north end of Manhattan, then, get through the Queens Bridge, and head back to the Baxter building which is the finish line. When I raced through The Fisk towers, Human Torch was an inch ahead of me, But I swinged down the building and headed to Financial District where Trask Towers is, when I got there, it was a little difficult to get on top of this very tall massive building and I was ahead of Human Torch and then to Statue of Liberty. I did myself a web yank to bounce myself to all the way there and when I was there, Human Torch started to attack me with his blast and I punched him a little. When the next place was Daily Bugle, He was getting pissed off with my speed and decieded to boost up more than ever than before. I ran and ran as fast as I can, but that almost did'nt work. Next Stop : Empire State Building. When I race there, It got more harder to race with him because he is catching me up and he is boosting up
What the Heck is wrong with you!!
What the Heck is wrong with you!!
on it and man, I can't go any longer. Then on Stark Towers that was worse it that When Iron Man known as Thunderbolt : a user of this site thought
If there is a holiday I like....CHRISTMAS!!!!
If there is a holiday I like....CHRISTMAS!!!!
that Human Torch was trying to catch me as a bad guy and then, he headed to me and punched me, Dropped and punched him back and said "The Heck are you doing!! Thunderbolt was getting some finishing touches on me and heck, I wanted to say a bad word on him and now it is a Race-Chase. As I am racing Human Torch and getting chased by Thunderbolt. I was on the north end end of Manhattan. And man I am almost to the bridge and Human Torch gets furious and Thunderbolt is on with catching me. Getting past Queens bridge and won the the finish line of the Baxter Biulding. Alot cheered, while others called boo to me because they wanted the Human Torch to win. As for Thunderbolt, he returned to Stark Towers and I won $1,000 dollars and saw the president and cheered me. As for Human Torch, he got flaming furious and that was it. Christmas woohooo! It is christmas and I can't wait. It is snowing, people buying gifts and that will have to stop here. If anybody want's to be part of my story, PM me. To Be Continued...... Christmas is here, but there is villians on the way and guess what I have found a villian crashing through the streets named  the villain Wrecker. I did'nt know what he is, but he is throwing and crashing NYC. I told him to stop, but he refused. As I said, He could not make it more better if he
Wrecker : A new villian I have to deal with.
Wrecker : A new villian I have to deal with.
had to disturb this city. He thowed cars at me and exploded with cars, gas, and what else, electricity.
Sad to hear, but I have to stop him, before he can ever do something dangerous. And I hate to deal with villains. Wrecker decides to make rampage and decieded to hit me with a car. I leaped out of the way and I punched him on the neck, then He got me and crashed me down the Underground Subway. I could not believe it. He can do this withoutn having a scratch. AND i HAVE thrown him a piece of gabage on his face and got angry. He punched down to the sewer and thwown me up the streets. I could not handle  him, but decieded to web him on the face and punched all i can, and it worked a little, then Wrecker would hit me and bounce me hard on the back of my spine. AAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Darn THAT HURT!!!!!!!! Can't hold him now and this time i turned to the Spider-God agian and recently used all of my punches, kicks, and blasts, and all of my powers to kill him with it. : He almost died and then escaped away from me and that should teach him a valluable lesson: Never deal with a Spider like me and that leaves here. If
I just teamed up with Spawn.
I just teamed up with Spawn.
anybody want's to be part of my story, PM me.. TO BE CONTINUED.........After the fight, An event just happened. All the heroes and villains saw that event and even us.....An Unexpected event. DC HEROES FROM DC UNIVERSE INVADED!!!!!! As I can expect.....I have some doubts that Superman is here and he could be the one who could defeat us all so then, I used my god suit and called a god from another universe with my god hammer universe comunication  and the god is SPAWN!!!!! Instead of batteling me universe...it is in a demention if you look the picture on the right that is me and Spawn fighting onto the deimention. As you have noticed, In would have to deal with every villain and heroe one by one. First, Spiderman45, Kinggamer97,  Beetle  Meteorite, Spawn, Mimic12, The X-Men,  The Comic Vine Avengers, And me to fight along with the others. It's time for war!!!!!! First, I made on punch on Joker. Joker keeps laughing and I am getting very pissed off with this guy and quite the CONTRARY, I would have to punch Joker's head hard and I did,. Joker stopped laughing and I need to find his bomb that is located somewhere in the deimention....after all, it is nice to explode the bomb because that way that will harm the others who are having such a war. Then, I publicly made a quite kick on Superman Prime and then..he chocked me on the neck and killed me on a very hard choke and
As Me, Batman, Superman, and Spawn were going on a portal to get to Earth-15, I took a picture of Spawn and Batman.
As Me, Batman, Superman, and Spawn were going on a portal to get to Earth-15, I took a picture of Spawn and Batman.
very touched with my bones. Died hard.....by I can still, go back to life. 5 more lifes and called my god suit and gave Superman Prime A terrable lesson. He gave up on me and I said "HA HA HA.....Do you think you can mess up with Hardartist. Just as I said that....The demiention transported all of the DC and Marvel people to different universes. I got transported on DC universe where I went to Gotham City. and I met Batman. He told me to get out of the city and I refused to do that. So...we teamed up. As I told him to give me a communication device to conversate at far places. So I went to Metropolis. Where I had to see Superman. Before I can say anything......I saw
Superman of course And I asked him to back off. Superman said he wanted to help and I said....Okay then there was the team up with Superman and I need to be ready to fight for anything I need to know about. But I am going to need Spawn to ahndle with that. As I called Spawn, He send me, Superman,
Thanks Santa.
Thanks Santa.
and Batman to come with Spawn. But we can't go back to Marvel Universe. So, I first went to earth-15. As I went there. There is a need to do this....first, Superman, then Batman, then Spawn.  So I need to find my Earth-15 me. The one who bonded with the Carnage Symbiote. As I looked for him I saw the cemetary and saw the people dead. And I beleive it's too late because I saw my Other me dead on the ce3metary...............................................I don't............know..........what........to...do..about it. It will have to stop here. If anybody want's to be part of my story, PM me.. TO BE CONTINUED.................................As Christmas was almost over, I returned to my Home Universe and went to south Pole (Spawn Took me there and I told Santa to give me the gifts for my brothers. Then I said "Thanks Santa. Then He SAID "Don't Mention it." I went to the Christmas clubhouse and celebrated with other heroes and my other two brothers too. I remember when I was a kid and My Childhood was very not nice. When I was a 6-year-old boy, My Parents were S.H.I.E.L.D Agents and they were killed on the Helicarrier. My other brothers were 3-month-old Babies and I had to take care of them as I was learning my powers when I was Electruded on the blast I told you. As I was a 6-year-old-boy, I had to struggle on many events, explosions, and assassinates too. I wanted to have a better life, but I failed on it. One Of My Childhood days were not as nice as I expected. When An Evil Criminal tried to kill a woman and her baby, I used my Little Spidey Costume and that's when I started to do this Super Hero Career. I punched him on the face and My Speed and My Strength was good....I felt good as if I can be the powerful kid on earth. I smacked him on the back and I felt good....agian. And Heck I can do things no kid can do. The Woman with the Baby gave me $31.00 Bucks and I said thanks. She thanked so proudly and was happy and
C-Mon Wolverine, Try to get the Christmas spirit.
C-Mon Wolverine, Try to get the Christmas spirit.
she went home. I was proud to do my first helping as a
That's me as a kid on the night, back in my Childhood days.
That's me as a kid on the night, back in my Childhood days.
Super-Kid and I have No Idea I did it.  So, I practiced. As I Practiced, I have gotten more better with agility and Hell, I was doing good. The Next day, I went to school...without telling anybody that My Parents died 7 months ago. When I saw burglars on my school. It was Showtime! As I asked the teacher to go the restroom because he might need to go the Restroom stop. I sneeked to the vents and went out the school to get those burglars. SAD to made a choice, but thats what I love about life....CHOICES! I webbed one of the Burglars, then punched two other burglars on the face, then I cracked The Boss's Spine to teach him a lesson.  When I went back to school, The Principal Was Furious at me and asked me to bring my parents to school. Now HOW am i going to get Parents if my Parents are already dead...well, my dad died, not my mom. That was when I discoved that somewhere in the present. So, I had to go to New York City with my younger brothers who are still babies And I am still 6 Years Old. New York was my final choice to go and that was when I raised my and brothers here. Okay, No More Childhood. Back to the story. When I gave the Presents to my brothers from Santa, I took them with me with Spawn and Batman, and Superman to find David Richards to help us. David Richards is a Mutant And A Cosmic  Energy Hero. He is part of the X-Men and The Fantastic Four Family. He has two destinies. Either live with Sabretooth or DIE! This Will have to stop here. If anybody want's to be part of my story, PM me.. TO BE CONTINUED.................................As we went to find David Richards, we had to stop to New York in his reality. I remembered about him and i don't know if he will survive of not. I have a very bad felling about my destiny and I fell like I will be destroyed and be killed by my worst enemy i can ever imagine. But as i went to the statue of liberty because Sabretooth and David Richards was there, I noticed that i feel like dead meat. I wonder what is going to happen. When i found them, Sabretooth stabbed me hard on the stomach and I was
What is going to happen with my destiny?
What is going to happen with my destiny?
bleeding....HARD. Then Sabretooth told me "DIE YOU @#$@#!!!!! What in the heck did he say bad words to me? What DID i DO excactly!!?? I was currently dying, I could'nt move. After all of the love of hateness and I died recently.....BUT i came back to life. Now that got me really mad!!!!!!!!!! I got Sabretooth and kicked his mending @$$ UP and cracked up his neck. I'd Also throwed him down to the Atlantic Ocean and that oughta teach him a lesson. As i found David Richards. I asked him if he would like to come with me, Spawn, Superman, and
The Symbiote is trying to bond with me! NOO!!!
The Symbiote is trying to bond with me! NOO!!!
Batman. He said yes and I took him, and Sabretooth and the rest of their kid buddies with me on the next universe...but I as i said something can happen to me......TO BE CONTINUED..... AS we all went to the next universe, I found the Symbiomortal who was teleported when the Marvel and DC war rised. He wanted to kill me, but making me get Cancer - is a class of diseases in which a group of cells display uncontrolled growth ( division beyond the normal limits), invasion (intrusion on and destruction of adjacent tissues), and sometimes metatasis (spread to other locations in the body via lymph or blood).
The Smymbiomortal have gotten cancer on the lung, heart, and skin. The Immortal who is wearing the Venom Suit had gotten those kinds of Cancer and

Helped Batman to beat the Symbiomortal.
Helped Batman to beat the Symbiomortal.
he was sopposted to die 7 months ago, but since he had gotten my powers and also because of the Venom Symbiote, he still lives, but still has the Cancer. He spreaded his caner on me, but Spawn absorbed the disease .
Soon, he grabbed a very tall building at a high pulse rate and aimed and thowing at all off us, Lucky for us, Spawn teleported Sabretooth, Superman, Batman, my two little brothers, David Richards, and the other kid prisioners too EXCEPT for me, when the Symbiotmortal was getting weak because of the Symbiote sucking his energy, I grabbed thre highest chemical enhancer to kill them both at the same time, so i stabbed them and the symbiote screamed with shreek and the Symbiomrtal fell on the ground.....DEAD. I got the symbiote and it's dead too, and I kept it with me on a protective bag, so nobody can get because it has a secret code that i inserted myself and I am the only one who knows the code. The next universe, there was a war in the city of Los Angeles, Australia, Canada, New York, Philedelphia, and in Japan, when the skrulls tried to rule the Earth. So, Spawn took
Back.....in BLACK!
Back.....in BLACK!
care of Canada, Sabretooth and Batman took care of japan,  David Richards and the other kids and my little brothers would now got armor who took care of Japan, While I had to take care of Los Angeles. I had peeked the bag where the Symbiote was locked in, and when i did that, the symbiote tried to bond with me which means it's still ALIVE!!!!!!! If you want to know what happened next, then stay tuned....TO BE CONTINUED...... just as i boned with it, The symbiote was talking with my head, and we agreed to be one....for now. The suit became more stronger that i can now carry up to 430 pounds. As I found Eddie Brock, I asked him if he already bonded with the symbiote. He said yes. So i asked him if he could join me. As i went to find Carnage who have bonded with Kletus Cassidy, i have been kicked on the face and lucky for me, i was saved from the symbiote. the symbiote bonded back in my face and Carnage grabbed me and tried to kill me on the jaw.  I smaked him to the car which was about to explode and exploded with Carnage. I gladfully escaped from it and went to the UCLA College University. I investigated about the symbiotic goo and i realized that it can reproduce and i realized that Carnage has an unborn offspring. I decied to run and find him so he would not kill it. So i swinged and it was raining hard to find it until i got electruted by Wrecker, Ronin, Electro, The Mortal (Who came back from the dead), The Evil twin of me, Joker, The Abomination, and Superman Prime and Carnage too attacked me with all their own strengh and i don't know how can i deal with those villains!!! But with the Venom Symbiote which i am wearing right now, i have the desire to get them kicked by wedgie by wedgie.
What am i going to do now?
What am i going to do now?
So, i have no choice. but to get them to my sleeve, first i fed on the Joker so easily that he got all scared. Next, i slammed Carnage to
I webbed alot of web on the back for the little red symbiote offspring on the left upper of the image.
I webbed alot of web on the back for the little red symbiote offspring on the left upper of the image.
the ground so hard on a giant skyscraper, then i used my symbiote combineness to combine Superman prime with me so that i can have his powers as for Superman Prime does not have any powers, but that did not gone so easy as i espected. Superman Prime easliy got off my symbiotic body and flew me up to kill me down the UCLA Campus where College students are located, a big bash of crash blasted on the Cafateria and while i was healing, the Mortal banged my head hard that i could not move up until i heal. Superman prime got a machine called The Combine Machine 6000 which two glowing sides will combine Superman Prime and me encoding the DNA the machine will about to combine and a gray light in the middle will get us closer, combine us, translate the powers i stolen from Superman Prime to him, then seperate us. I moved fast and grabbed the machine. I escaped to Hollywood and i sat there thinking if this will end. If everything came back to normal and i vowed, vowed,.........and vowed in the hard raining outdoors.
As i swinged to the other guy who are with me in this reality, i saw a little piece of symbiotic goo and.......IT WAS THE OFFSPRING!!!!!!!!!!
I carried it home with me and i went to the next reality with Spawn and the rest of the gang. As we were teleporting, it would get there in 16 hours, so, we relaxed. As that happened, i webbed a como and inserted the little symbiote
New mission in the real universe.
New mission in the real universe.
offspring in there so it could rest. Now to another universe, this universe is so realistic and 3-deimentional and were back to the year of 2001 in the sunset. First, we need to get something from the tallest building known as the World Trade Center (Used to be) before it was destroyed on the september 11 attacks. According to Spawn, in this universe, it does not get caused by the hijacking planes, it gets caused by S.H.I.E.L.D and The guy that we all hate: The @#%$ing George .W .Bush is evil in this universe and he was the one who wanted this attack to happen. Firstly, i need to find a generator and unlimitly supply it and make the building unstoppable to attack. As i went to get out of here, there
Nothing but a day's work in The realistic New York Universe.
Nothing but a day's work in The realistic New York Universe.
are many planes and The Helicarrier coming and Bush is in the Helicarrier. They started the first 7 missles and i blocked the attack, then they all shot 78 missles each and it exploded-----not!! Ya see, i already told you this like two sentences ago. Oh man, Bush is so pissed with this blast  bull#$^%.  Now, it my turn stupid amataurs!! I used 16 planes with my unlimited big slacks of web and mixed them to destroy Bush once and for all!! When i about to do that, Superman stopped me and i wanted to throw him off of my @$$! Arrgh, Man, i hate the hurts of a suit when i have to do something that i
need to do, but what the waterworks?
COOL IT,COOL IT, COOL IT, COOL IT, COOL IT, AND COOL IT!
COOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL IIIIIIIIITTTTTTT!!!!
Blast you Army, now i need to swing away!
Blast you Army, now i need to swing away!
The symbiote is making me say bad word and do bad things. C'mon fool dogg, control it ....Oh yeah. So, i smashed in the building and i found Bush crying like a smeard b!%^&...again sorry for it, my black suit won't stop! I grabbed Bush and tossed him all the way to the bottom of the ocean. No one knows of what happened to him, but i think he is dead. 5 minuites later, i went to wander around the place like going to say The Empire State Building and The Chrysler Building by hanging in the flagpole and the photo is on your right of the computer as you can see, went to the Brooklyn Bridge, and so on. The whole of the realistic New York is under the page.
Moving on, so i watched a nice video, as i gone for a nice crime to find, as some stupid amataur F#$%ing policemen and Soldiers came to hunt me as most wanted criminal.....WHAT THE HELL!!!! I only saved the building and...oh...I throwed The Stupid George
What's happening to my hot Suit?
What's happening to my hot Suit?
Bush. No wonder that he told the entire country to come down and hunt me. Now, it's a wild spider hardy arte chase huh? Well i'll show those nobodies that you can't mess with the guy who saved your @$$ES. I have no choice to do this the Black way, I transformed to the Black Hardartist and--Hey, i look sexy in this black hot suit. Alright idiots, who's ready? I throwed
The Realistic Version of the Scarlet Spider.
The Realistic Version of the Scarlet Spider.
them a truck so they can have fun. You want more!!?? Here, have a  giant Kangaroo--Oops i forgot, there's no kangaroo, they live in Australia where ol' Meteorite lives. Nah, I'll throw you a large water tower and a cow who is on a building!? Now this is a kinda weird universe. So, i blocked the way with my web so they can get stuck, then i pulled them all to the Kingpin's Building (Who i never encountered) so that would stop going my pity path. Later that night, I stopped and looked at my self and said, "ya know, i need some chill pills." So, i stayed to a building while my other allies are doing their missions in this universe. I also turned back to my red'n'blue self. All i need is a rest for the moment until i saw my twin clone brother, the Scarlet Spider. What is going to happen next? You'll see....TO BE CONTINUED...............Yea,Yea,Yea, Scarlet Spider is here, and, what gives? Scarlet Spider wanted to join the group for a reason, but i suspected his nasty tricks, but , since it is 4th of July, we will stop thinking about this prob that's getting on my nerves,
Ah, the fouth of July.
Ah, the fouth of July.
man. As i swinged to the World Trade Center--What the @#$%!!?? The Two towers are gone!! Sh!t, now my alies are going to grill my @$$! Aww well, no time to be lazing around like an @$$hole,i got to get my hands onto that B!tch who wants to ruin my life. Hey, isn't that the dumb animal of Bush with a remote tech control, oh...I am going to KILL him!!!!! Bush smiled at me like an evil perro (God, is this Spanish word) as if he wanted it
From an old WTC....to a new WTC.
From an old WTC....to a new WTC.
to happen. Then he said "Happy loser?" I am going to get him for this! Bush ran to the World Trade Center Construction Site as i gone  chase him, but he dawn escaped to the New York Subway until, S.H.I.E.L.D , The Army, The N.Y.P.D, and the S.W.A.T came to capture / arrest me. Me and the Scarlet Spider swinged to the south end of Manhattan, no where to go as then, a sleeping bomb was shot at us. I hate it when it happens. So, i grabbed the bombs and tossed them back so they can learn. They got aik'in sick and sleepy as Scarlet Spider and I went to see the Missing Buildings of the W.T.C (Tired of saying the whole name) and joined with other other nobodies to see the fireworks. The next day, something is "Mixed up". The World Trade Center switches to  the
Why do i need to be chased? Aw well, back to Black spidey.
Why do i need to be chased? Aw well, back to Black spidey.
old one to a new one. Wait, i must be seeing things...I must be dreaming. I mean, this is dawm immpossible. This could'nt be okay because--wait The control...yeah..Bush's remote control. MAN, I HATE THAT SON OF A B!TCH!! But no matter, i will do it agian.
Alright people, this needs to end...TO BE CONTINUED.........Just as i realised. Well, Bush may be n animal, but he is not getting away. First, as i went to see this fancy place of the 1WTC, i bumped myself on the air and--Waita stupid damn sec, now i know Bush's trick. hen, the turned to the construction site agian. Just as a big giant pile of sand but enormous slipped up. then, it dissapered, then as i saw the sand again, it began to transform to some villian named Doc Ock. He grabbed me and throwed me to the AIB building. As i transformed to Black Hardartist, i realised it's already evening. Doc Ock dashed to get me to
Scarlet Spider with a different-alike suit.
Scarlet Spider with a different-alike suit.
the train, where i went. As i went there, he morphed to the Symbiomortal the villain that i haven't seen for some while. He gave me a crack in the back and damn it felt good. I gave him an @$$ kick on the head, then he turned to the green
My calcuations says that Doc Ock is on top of this building.
My calcuations says that Doc Ock is on top of this building.
goblin then fired pumpkin bombs. After that, he morphed into me and i hate that when someone steals my idendity. Then he would get my fist and crack it--Arrrghhh!!! I get nothing but dibs. So, to make things fair, i went onto him and pushed him down the train tracks until Scarlet Spider came with my suit--MY SUIT!!?? But wait a minuite Scarlet Spider's costume alike is kinda different. He is kinda different. Whatever, now, where was i? Oh yeah kicking the Imposter's @$$. Scarlet Spider / Spider-Man (you like to call since he has the new costume) stands, The imposter turns back to Doc Ock with his tencticles ready if you see that on the left. He webbed he hands and swooped him out of the train. It's starting to rain and it's starting to turn from a sunset to a night. 2 hours later Scarlet Spider / Spider-Man and I found Doc Ock preparing something on the WTC site. He has the power of the sun regenerator like if you saw a movie of Spider-Man 2 in your universe. Well, now i know this. He is doing this so that the WTC gets sucked in there to be destroyed. This is a fight of war i'm telling ya, and thid stinks like a skunk.
Don't you guys remember in the beggining, i am an angel mutant.
Don't you guys remember in the beggining, i am an angel mutant.
I went to stop him when my Black Suit went back inside my body as--AAAAHHHHRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! What's getting off my back!!!??? YEEEOOOOOO!!!!! Then, Then, and then, i saw two wings on my back. Wait i just remembered. Remember when i was with the X-Men for a little bit, Well, Proffessor X said that i am already a mutant and it will prouduce inside my body. Technicly, it does not say it at that time, but now i realised that i have two mutant wings with the power of The Angel Mutant and some others and i have gotten more powerful then the black suit and my power combined. Well, Scarlet Spider / Spider-Man and my
There i am almost crashed with a plane...... in a Video Game universe.
There i am almost crashed with a plane...... in a Video Game universe.
mutant power stopped Doc Ock and he got sucked in the machine until he reaveled himself that he is  GEORGE BUSH!!!! No way, i am going to kill him, but wait, my black aggression is doing this, i should just web him, until it was too late. He got sucked in the portal. It was over and The original WTC magicly appeared again. Aw well, i think it's time to go to the next universe, as i thanked Scarlet Spider / Spider-Man and as my mutant wings went inside my body. Lets go to the next universe. The next universe is video gameish. This universe is when There was a Civil War, Secret War, World War, all of the wars. It's like no
Sup Cap? Hope i'm not disturbing your video game party.
Sup Cap? Hope i'm not disturbing your video game party.
survival. Then i am on a plane as another plane wanted to crash me, but i dodged it and it exploded if you see it on the right image.  I met captain America. Oh, i forgot to tell you the other guys are now on their own doing missions on other universes. Well, i teamed up with the Marvel Heroes. Well, i don't know how is this going to be resolved, but i need to this. This needs to stop here for noe. Later....... TO BE CONTINUED............Well, as i am teaming up with The Marvel Heroes, Wolverine came up with his Sweet Motor and said to Captain America "I don't take orders from you, flag waver." Hey Wolverine, you need some chill pills and i can tell that you're angry. Wolverine almost stabbed me on the neck with his claws, but i standed back of him. Thor came along, so did Daredevil, The Thing, and Iron Man too. So, first we took over the Helicrrier since Nick Fury the idiot who thinks he can whatever he
Wolverine doesn't like orders.
Wolverine doesn't like orders.
wants is talking to some mysterious person. I wanted to web Nick Fury, but Captain America said no because he's trying to distract the mysterious villain. Fury said you can stay in the Helicarrier in the meantime while we track the mysterious dude. Well, i asked Iron Man how did this happen? Iron Man answered that When My spidey video game version was kidnapped when the Civil War ended, then The S.H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier was experiencing technical problems with the system as The X-Men's Mansion was destroyed by the same mysterious person, and then there was alot of war in the whole and agian, it was caused by the same dude. As he was going to say something else--BOOM!!! Some
Hey BlackHeart, like my team? Are you chicken?
Hey BlackHeart, like my team? Are you chicken?
crash was in the game. there ships of air war on the helicarrier and The Marvel heroes and I went to destroy our enemies. Wolverine again said to Captain America to not tell him what to him. So why do i need to obey him too? Ah shucks, i just need to do it and that's it. First, i web the first two airplanes and tossed them to the bottom of the skyline which means anywhere. Then Wolverine crashed a jet and jumped out of there to explode. Then Iron Man blasts the other two jets with his reposser
I made more war....
I made more war....
blast. Thor then used his god of thunder to eliminate the rest of the Jets permenantly. As for Daredevil and Captain America, they are defeating the invadors who already landed on the Helicarrier, as some huge blast killed the Helicarrier and i won't tell you if we survived. As in space, the mysterious guy was revealed as BlackHeart - Son of the devil. When he realised that the Helicarrier was destroyed, He laughed so hard. As he laughed, a big teleporting bubble was i his space station and all the lights turned off. It was me and my
Mission 1: Protect David Richards.
Mission 1: Protect David Richards.
other friends. The Black Heart b!tch is a scary chicken. He let go Spider-Man from his prison. H alarmed the station to explode as i wanted to go back to my own universe. but then as something begin to crash, all of the universes starts to mess up, starts to make to make it corruption and make it into one. NOOOO!!!!!!! :?:?{"?{"{>{P"{:>"{{:)*E%$#%^#@#$^%&IOBVCL?:?"P...............I woke up and i saw something i never ever expected. My universe and all the other universes are combined. I can't do this. I messed it up. I don't think i ca fix it. I am a goner. What's going to happen next? We'll have to see. TO BE CONTINUED.............................War, War, and War, then something wasw talking to my head and i have alot of objectives. 1.Protect David Richards, 2.Protect The World Trade Center and The Empire State building, 3.Defeat a huge hghly-muscled Symbiote, 4.Unite all the Heroes and Villains to work together 5. Save new current president Barack Obama, 6.Destroy an alien invaision, 7.Try to get the goverment password code for something that i need, 8.Find the Marvel Universe guy, 9. Bring Hulk back to Earth (why isn't he here?), and 10. Defeat the guy who's responsible for this mess.  That's all the missions that need to do. Hey, when it's like this the universes turns comicish (New and / or Old) , realish , video gamish , and digitalish. My body changes every 2 minuites. First, i
Mission 2. almost a success. The WTC tower 2 is damaged, but saved.
Mission 2. almost a success. The WTC tower 2 is damaged, but saved.
need to find David Richards, but how am i going to find him? Wait i still have the DNA tracking, and i since i have his DNA on my analyzer,i can track him down. According to the machine, he is directly located in the Finincial District Center.  When i went there, David Richards was about to be fallen by Wrecker, one of my old enemies
 Mission 3: No....Venom, the most powerful Symbiote. Well, he is kinda bulky and out of style.
Mission 3: No....Venom, the most powerful Symbiote. Well, he is kinda bulky and out of style.
that i haven't seen for a kind big while. He shot me with electricity wreck as i passed away...NOT! I am pretending that i died as he came closer and i hit head to head which means i hit his head with my head. Then, i grabbed David Richards and put him onto the Daily Bugle. Then i need to protect the WTC and the Empire State Building. I used my God Hammer and used shields on the two long buildings so that they could be protected. As for the Abomination, and the Airplanes, they are trying to hit the two buildings, but mostly the WTC. The Abomination got inside the WTC and hitting the top of the Tower 2. I stopped him from hitting the rest. Then the Abomination went to the E.S.B to finish it, but i grabbed his leg and super-throwed him to the ocean. The Abomination dissapeared, but i at least saved the Highest Buildings of N.Y. This is going stop for the moment. I need  break from all this. I am tired of using the TO BE CONTINUED...........sign, but you'll have to be a little pacient alright........There, i'm back with mission 3. which is killng the most powerful symbiote. Just as i---BOOM. I heard a crash. It's Venom but like the guy in my mind said. More
Enter: Alex Mercer.....who consumed Venom.
Enter: Alex Mercer.....who consumed Venom.
Bulky, Muscled, Huge like around Hulk's size,  and more powerful than my black suit. So, he came and grabbed me and he swipped me off of the street. Then it looks like that i need a grill in the brain. Just as i need to kick him on the @$$, Some Virus figure came and consumed Venom like a@$#%#! It was one of the U.S Military's most wanted restricted personel invador: Alex Mercer. Alex Mercer was wanting to consume me too with all my Memory, Skills, My DNA, and my Knollegge. Alex then tried to grab me, but dodged it. Then, he Came up to me and grabbed my face to consume me. No, NO, NOO, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I thougth
Look's like I have control over Mercer. Which's means we're one.
Look's like I have control over Mercer. Which's means we're one.
i died, but no, instead of being dead in Mercer, i am Mercer!! Looks like i am one with Mercer. And i have control over his powers and i turn into anybody like Venom, some crazy general guy who was responsible for the Virus Attack that turned Manhattan once a Hellho3le.
I can also do any kind of attack such as shape-shifting powers as well. Cool...ME LIKEY. Right now, i need to go to a lab and find out why did i gain control over him if he already consumed me and i should've been dead in him. Well, i have no time for this. I need to go to the Lab right now! TO BE--AHH, i need to stop with this damn it..... The next morning, Chaos tingled through the NY streets. Okay no time for fooling around, now i need to do mission number 4.....Unite all the heroes and villains together. Firstly, i need to consume the villain i;ve always wanted to get: The Kingpin. Now i never met him, but i can recognize his memory. So, on Kingpin's fortress, i found him terrified with anger. I sneaked upon him and tried to kill him, but Kingpin accelerately tossed me to the window, but i swiped back here. So, i turned to A supreme Hunter to make him kiss my @$$. Hmmm, thats weird...I still have the Black Suit's negative behavior. Look's like it's in control too. Well anyway, i kicked his fat belly and grabbed his neck. Kingpin wanted me to slow
Kratos: my second consumed victim.
Kratos: my second consumed victim.
down, but what the heck. He's from another universe. The real Kingpin is somewhere else. So, I CUnns*.......ummed him. When i consumed him, there's this brain memory thing to see of what he can do and i know all about him. His intelligence, his moves, his tricks and all that. Well, looks like his troops came, i quickly transformed to The Kingpin and i told them that nothings happening. Well, my next victim is--BOOM! What the hell was that? Oh well, if it isn't that Kratos or known as the God of War...OHHHHH, I'm so scared....I
I'm wondering who were the idiots who punched me.
I'm wondering who were the idiots who punched me.
am going to die..oooh. Shut the hell up Hero! Well, looks like i'll have to kick his ass. Well, i wanted to hit him, but he used his sword and stabbed me in my left part of my body (Well technically it Mercer's) and he wanted to absorb my blood, but i'm not going to let it happen, so i used my shape-shifting powers to spread it over his body. He then used his super agility power to take my ooze down to the htatch, he'd may done that, but some of my goo was stuck on his eyebrow, as he tried to finish me off, the ooze was carefully oozing around all of his body then, as he was going to kill me, the ooze is consuming him slowly as i joined with it and boy Kratos screamed like a cry baby. Oh,,,the consuming........Yes, Yes, and Yes. Well in his memories, he was a defender of the gods and he had dealed with many stupid creatures from the past. Well, i don't care and most importantly, i can transform into him. Hmmm, i am hungry, i'm running out of heath. Well, i'll have to consume somebody, but not the civilians, but the bad stupid guys who doesn't deserve to live, so when some idiot went to steal something, i grabbed him and consumed him. Yes, more healthy, anyway, as i went to find my next victim, oh man, the stupid ass military came
 Ha Ha, Those loser did'nt know that i can turn back to The real me.
 Ha Ha, Those loser did'nt know that i can turn back to The real me.
huh? Well i'll kill their asses you son of a bitch! The military shooted at me and that got me pissed. Anyway, I had to escape, but with a victim i need to consume. I grabbed a sarge and i consumed him. The Army came and they did'nt found me. So, i transformed back to my old self, but i am still taking control with the Suit and Mercer's body. So, i need someone with a better mind to persuade the other heroes and villains to help me. Ahhhahhh!!! I need Doom! Well, look out Doom. Here comes the Ultimate Weapon. 8 hours later, I
 Let's shake hands Obama.
 Let's shake hands Obama.
traveled to Washington D.C to where i left off. I don't know if you remembered at the 2/3 part of the beginning of my bio when i needed to go to that place, but i got distracted by S.H.I.E.L.D, well, i needed a settlement with some Asshit governor named Herman....Ah whatever. He was the key to know where they locked My cousin. Mabie My cousin would've helped me with this. ya know. Well as i looked for him, the president of the United States Barack Obama saw me red-handed. He asked me why am i here? Shit! What the hell am i going to do know? Well, i said that i am looking for some governor and lied that he's related to me. Well he asked to shake hands
Cousin? For real? Are ya sure there's no scam?
Cousin? For real? Are ya sure there's no scam?
and said "Have a good day young man." Yeah, bye. So, i found the governor Herman and persuade him or not i'll consume him from Mercer's body. He refuses, so then i consumed him with Mercer's body. Hmmm, it apears in his memory, My female cousin--FEMALE!!!
Damn. Well she isn't locked, instead, she's watching of what i'm DOING!!! All along!? Man. Well, i'm gonna need to outsmart her,
Ya got yourself a deal, cousin.
Ya got yourself a deal, cousin.
wherever she is. So, if she's following me, i must go somewhere to catch her. Later on the cafeteria of the E.S.U, I transformed to a college student to get some coke. As some girl SO SEXY came up to get a caffeine. I watched her, until she sat down and dranked her coffee. Later on, i went on an alley, as a rope fiercely grab-tied my neck, as a Lady came up too me. "Hello Realative." She said. Now i met a female cousin of mine. Supposedly, She should'nt be near this universe, She is Identical Like some Lady in Earth-616 named Black Cat. Look's it's confirmed that she's related to her. Well I asked her what she wanted. She said that she needed me as her Bodyguard. I don't know why she wanted that. Well, first I asked her if she can help me with some prob. Well, she wanted to know how was I all this time. Let me see, Being electricuted as a baby, almost kill by an evil version of myself, Being a mutant--but super, Going to different Universes and doing 10 missions, oh and thought being dead by a shape-shifting cold-blooded super-virus monster and consuming powerful victims. Well she asked if she can come with me. Well, fine you can, but don't try to kill me or i'll kill you. Back in New York, it's like chaos over there. Well, I must find an intelligence with something to unite everyone. What about Thor or Hulk? Yeah, Hulk, mabie Hulk can help me. But he's not here that's why he's mission number 9. Well, that's when I need mission number 7. Get a code
 Holy damn. A old Hulk is back in Town.
 Holy damn. A old Hulk is back in Town.
to enter him here. Well this is a piece of cake. Nick Fury is the perfect source to my problems. In the S..H.I.E.L.D Helicarrier. I carefully sneaked there and found Fury...Dead. Loooks like an alien just stabbed him on the brain. Aw well.
 Red Hulk, Red Hulk, come out wherever your're kicking ass.
 Red Hulk, Red Hulk, come out wherever your're kicking ass.
Consuming Time. Lets see. In his memory, it seems that the code is 6807955078. Well, in his memory he needs to go on an alley and go to a blue garbage thing and get it out of there and there will be a little computer and put the code there and wait for a lightning on space for Hulk to released from another deimention. Just what, I already did it. The lightning is coming and Hulk is back! Well, not all of it. It's just the Red Hulk is gonna get pissed. Well, i'll have to turn back to Mercer.
Added by Hardartist on Aug. 4, 2009

 Let me show you how make an image signature of your own..but on other sites since this site doesn't have the access to put signatures every time you post something. some of those signatures i uploaded on the other forum on mine
Well it is very easy, and I will give you screenies showing you how it is done.

NOTE: you DO NOT need any designing program. All you need is regular paint, and some ideas.

This is just a selected color background banner.

1st: Go to paint- How to access paint?

2nd: Choose the size of of the banner- How to size the banner?- Now find the image you choose, and select it.

3rd: Pick a background color- How to set a background?

4th: Adding your user name to the banner- How to add text?
NOTE: you can also add any other text you would like to be shown.

There see that wasn't hard to do.

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Making a banner out of pictures.


1st: Go to www.google.com now select images search. Find a image that you want to be the background of you're banner.

2nd: Save that image to you're "My Pictures" folder.

3rd: Now go to paint, and you are ready to make you're banner!

4th: Open you're photo- How to open photo's?

5th: Size the image to the size you want it. Now add text to the image like we did on the last one.
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How do I put my new banner into my sig?



Well you need a host, here are some websites that will host you're banner.

http://imageshack.us/

http://www.photobucket.com/

There two very trusted sites that will host you're banner.

Now go to you're host and sign up.

Now upload you're banner, and when it is done uploading it will have a lot of link's. You are going to want to choose the direct link. Now copy the whole link, and go to you TAO forums and sign in, and go to you're USER CP (Control Panel), and click on edit siggnature. Now click on INSERT IMAGE, now there will be a box paste the link in to the box, and then click submit. Now click Preview siggnature. There, if you like it click on Save Siggnature, and now you have created you're own banner. Congratulation's!


Hardartist's Reviews
Reviewed by Hardartist
Aug. 9, 2009
 Lucky for Punisher fans that Alexander, a former world-class karate and kickboxing champion, held firm and produced the Punisher film that fans really wanted to see.
Punisher: War Zone is the first Marvel film to be branded with the “Marvel Knights” tag, one that designates it as a comic movie catered to an adult audience. The film is rated R, and I’m sure it barely avoided an NC-17 because it is tremendously violent. Like, new Rambo violent. Like Takashi Miike violent. Some people will no doubt take offense at this, as they are under the mistaken impression that comic books are for kids, and likewise, all comic book movies must also be for kids. 
 Now that we’ve cleared that little bit of unpleasantness up, let’s talk about the actual film itself. First off, Ray Stevenson was a perfect fit for the role of Frank Castle, such that he appears dead-eyed and wooden most of the time, but moves like a goddamn cheetah whenever the need arises. Some might take issue with his acting, but seriously, there are only like ten lines of dialogue in the whole movie, so who gives a crap.
When the character of the Punisher was originally conceived, it was as a dark opposite of characters like Spider-Man, who valued responsibility, family and friendship. The Punisher never sat at home drinking wine and talking about his problems with his little girlfriends, he was always more like a comic book version of a shell-shocked reactionist, stubbornly pursuing a one-man war that would never end and would almost certainly result in death, as if he was already dead to begin with.
Dominic West was also great as one of the better comic book villains I’ve seen in awhile, Jigsaw. His origin in the film was so heinous, it makes the Joker look like a pussy. His entourage of lackeys were also great, like characters from the Sopranos. Each had their own distinct personality that made seeing them get their ass ripped by the Punisher more meaningful.    
The darkness of this film makes the moments of levity so much more unexpected, and thusly more enjoyable. In fact, unexpectedness is what makes Punisher: War Zone a great film. Just when you think the bar cannot be pushed any further, it gets pushed. Action movies are supposed to be violent and kinetic, and Punisher: War Zone takes note of that better than any adult comic film since The Crow (which even shares some stylistic and musical similarities). It's as if they hired "Gallagher" as the special effects supervisor. Melons splattering everywhere.
While I obviously wouldn’t recommend Punisher: War Zone to families, any comic book reader and Punisher fan will be happy to see a proper representation of a character that doesn’t go around saying one-liners and over-explaining everything he does. Which is a nice change of pace after three Spider-Man movies. Obviously this isn’t on par with the big, grand production of Iron Man or the Dark Knight, but as a smaller film with more of a niche audience, it definitely does not disappoint.  Don't believe me when I tell you that this film is more violent then a Tijuana cock fight on trucker meth during a full moon? Then watch this trailer and see for yourself: I'll give it 8.5 out of 10.
If you want to see the movie, click HERE.


Reviewed by Hardartist
July 29, 2009
More anime-like space opera than standard superhero fare, this newest OAV launches a glowing green bolt of light across the universe…

Starting with the familiar origin of Hal Jordan, test pilot, the film nonetheless doesn’t spend too much time earth-bound or with love interest Carol Ferris: he becomes GL at the four-minute mark, takes off to join the rest of the Corps, and literally never looks back until the closing seconds.

As usual, Andrea Romano has done a great job assembling a supporting voice cast—everyone from Michael Madsen to Tricia Helfer to William Shallert are effective in their roles. The problem is, most of the characters seem like “types” that you know from endless other sci-fi/action outings : the brusque comrade who eventually warms up, the sympathetic female, the wise elders. I suppose it’s unfair to compare First Flight to this year's superb Wonder Woman OAV, but I kept waiting for the same richness, texture, humor, and high drama. It never quite materialized. To be sure, First Flight comes close on several occasions, and the rousing battle sequences at the climax go a long way to providing Jordan with the kind of archetypal hero aura that surrounds Diana. Still, the movie spends far too much resembling a typical episode of a middle-of-the-road TV cartoon—nothing terrible, just nothing super-inspiring either.


With a pace that’s staggeringly fast, First Flight wastes no time moving its plot—which of course involves arch-enemy Sinestro and a “Yellow Element” mega-weapon—and one side effect is that Jordan’s character is itself not developed too well. Instead, imagine your typical “brash human” and that’s him. In the lead, Christopher Meloni does nice work, and in the process provides a slight edge to the character that I hadn’t seen before; it works, though. Unfortunately, the expressiveness of the animated GL doesn’t match: there’s a certain woodenness to many of the Lanterns, and the most personality actually comes across in the rendering of Sinestro. Poor Jordan, in contrast, sometimes looks like a bulked-up action figure, especially in several shots from the back in which his chest and shoulders seem like nothing so much as hard plastic inflated with steroids.

And that points to a bigger problem: the animation. There are too many backgrounds that lack details, too many expanses of a single color, for this kind of would-be lavish undertaking. Aside from the well-executed, well-designed action scenes of the second half, the production feels slightly rushed from an artistic standpoint.

Still, as mentioned above, the slam-bang ending is satisfying and almost leaves one with the sense that this feature is an undeniable winner. Not quite, though. With a movie less than eighty minutes in run time, there’s got to be a lot that grabs you in the opening half hour, and that doesn’t happen here. Yes, there are some intriguing genre elements in the first half, such as when the Lanterns act like noirish cops, but these don’t really have the space or time to be developed and so don’t come across as being deeply felt.

As for the DVD itself, it contains the usual wealth of materials, here intended for both GL fans specifically and DC Universe fans more generally; these include promos for upcoming movies and comics that I’m now looking forward to much as I once had been to this release. I'll give it an A-. Close to an A+
If you want to see a movie, click HERE.


Reviewed by Hardartist
July 25, 2009
Like everywhere else, fads sweep Hollywood movies. A new teaching in Hollywood advertised in script workshop contends that “you don’t need plot, you don’t need character, you don’t need dialogue, because all you need is emotion.”
Evidently, the current creators of Batman found this approach intriguing because the movie is full of emotional moments, some of which are great, to the neglect of plot, character and dialogue. Thus, Batman in The Dark Knight does not go through a character arc and (SPOILER ALERT) hardly seems to wince when a terrible tragedy occurs in the middle of the action, and the Joker does not go through a character arc. People who like emotive moments, video games, and eye candy will walk out satisfied, but people who like to be touched by the story and the characters will be disappointed.
Dark Knight starts off with much promise. There’s a new criminal in Gotham City challenging the mobs. He is ruthless, senseless and chaotic, a true psychopath. He sends his goons to rob a mob bank. He tells each goon to finish off the goon who completes his job, first the driver, then the safecracker, then the bagman so that only Joker leaves alive. He tells the mob that he will get rid of their biggest problem, Batman, after driving a pencil through a mobster’s head to show his cruel superiority.
At the same time, there’s a new good guy on the scene, Harvey Dent, the District Attorney. With Batman and Detective Gordon’s help, he arrests the Chinese mob leader, Lau, who has been the lead banker for all the mobsters. Using Lau’s information, Dent is able to indict a courthouse full of mobsters.
Batman, aka Bruce Wayne, thinks Harvey may be able to solve the crime problem so that Batman can get back together with his beloved, Rachel. Rachel, however, has fallen in love with Harvey.
The Joker leaves a clue that he’s going to kill the judge, the police commissioner and Harvey Dent. (SPOILER ALERT) In his chaotic, psychotic way, Joker kills the judge, kills the commissioner in a crowd of policemen, kills Rachel, and causes Harvey to lose half his face so that one side of his face looks like a skull and tendons. This causes a psychotic break in Harvey, who turns into a villain himself, though somewhat more conflicted.
Batman makes it his goal to capture Joker. He almost goes over the top and becomes a vigilante, especially when Joker kidnaps two people and wires them up to two bombs.Movies with two villains often have problems, because once you finish with the first villain, you have to defeat the second villain, which is almost like a second movie. Thus, for those who don’t revel in exciting eye candy, the last 20 minutes of this movie become tedious. As said, some of the interactions between the characters are brilliant emotional moments. They have been used to make good ads and YouTube clips of the movie, but they do not hang together cohesively. Upping the ante on emotional moments can bring fatigue. What works traditionally is a plot point early on in the movie to propel it in a different direction and a plot point introduced in the third act. The Batman script has one noticeable plot point in the middle and several repetitious plot beats. Joker is psychotic and mean from the beginning. He’s shown to be psychotic and mean several times. A little character growth would have helped him a great deal. Those who think playing psychotic and mean is great acting will love this role. They may want to look back at Jack Nicholson’s Joker, who made more of a haunting, lasting impression because of his deep-seated humor in the midst of real pain and suffering.
The music, sound effects and special effects are very good. These are some of the best explosions in movie history. The Dark Knight is not a very bad movie, although it seems to suggest in no uncertain terms that a hero can be a liar without tarnishing his heroic qualities. This is not a movie for children or young teenagers who may pick up scripts of bad behavior, however, though they probably will flock to the movie. Parents must take a strong stand, therefore, and not let their children and teenagers succumb to media hype. From our point of view, consider renting Batman Begins, the first movie in this incarnation of the caped hero, instead. It’s a much better scripted, acted, and directed movie. I'll give it an A-.
If you want to see the movie, click HERE.


Reviewed by Hardartist
July 25, 2009
Hugh Jackman is back as Wolverine, opening the first summer blockbuster with 87 million dollars.

Ever since Hugh Jackman’s first foray into the X-Men universe as Wolverine in the 2000 big-screen adaptation of the comic books, audiences have wanted more of the animalistic creature with sharp blades in his hands. In the new prequel/spin-off, moviegoers get a glimpse at the convoluted back story which makes Wolverine (originally Logan) who he is in the other three films.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine begins with an unsettling look at Logan’s childhood when he first discovers he is unlike other humans. Sick with a fever, Logan is unsure of his father’s true identity until after his accidental murder, bonding him with his older, more sinister brother, Victor Creed. The two only have each other in the world and must run away from society until they stumble into William Stryker’s (Danny Huston) hands.
Stryker has organized a group of mutants for a mysterious purpose, but when more people are killed than saved, Logan wants out, leaving Victor to spiral out of control.
Years later, Logan is trying to live a normal life with a schoolteacher, Kayla (Lynn Collins), but the group he left behind, including Victor, will stop at nothing to get him back on their side. Jackman carries the film as the jaded and vengeful Wolverine, first discovering and developing his powers and skills. He plays the role with such earnest that a man with razor sharp claws seems almost believable. Liev Schreiber’s addition to the cast as his spiteful and dangerous brother, Victor, a.k.a. Sabretooth, elevates the dramatic aspect of this action film. Schreiber somehow inhabits both evil and sympathetic characteristics as the murderous Sabretooth and lonely Victor. Director Gavin Hood is new to the action genre, this film following three dramas, including Rendition, starring Reese Witherspoon and Meryl Streep, but it seems he’s done his homework since the action sequences are some of the film’s highlights. Now, he has a summer blockbuster under his belt.
Though X-Men Origins: Wolverine follows one of the most famous X-Men characters, part of the film doesn’t live up to the hype. Taking such an involved story, like that of Wolverine’s past, is difficult for a movie to make sense of and without having previous knowledge of the franchise, some details are lost in translation.
The supporting cast, including Ryan Reynolds and Taylor Kitsch, do well with their mutant roles and lend thoughts of other X-Men origins to be uncovered.



Reviewed by Hardartist
July 25, 2009
It's a gloriously envisioned alternate 1985. Familiar but alien. The atmosphere is gritty. The city suffers from a lack of conscience. Ominous-looking dirigibles grace the cloudy skies. The world seems on the brink of destruction. Outlandishly costumed superheroes are part of the fabric of everyday society. And on one particular night, a comedian is murdered.
The Comedian (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) is no ordinary citizen. He was once part of a band of crime fighters called the "Watchmen". His death causes a vigilante name Rorschach (Jackie Earle Haley) to look into whether there is something sinister afoot. His quest reunites him with a handful of former colleagues, all superheroes themselves, though none are quite as dynamic and bullheaded as Rorschach himself.
It sounds pretty simple, but the Watchmen provide an epic storyline that The Fantastic 4 could never hope to achieve. The Watchmen provide salacious thrills that the X-Men dare not offer. And, the Watchmen dwell in a fantastical existence that Hellboy would find enviable. The Watchmen have culled their own distinct niche. There's a lot going on here. Maybe too much.
Lifting the pages of the graphic comic book up onto the big screen required ambitious cutting edge special effects. Most excellent was that of the glowing, blue-hued Dr. Manhattan (Billy Crudup). His special-effects suit was studded with 2500 blue lights. Therefore his glow follows his movements more closely than an on-set light could, and illuminates his surroundings in a more convincing manner than a computer effect would. There's an Oscar in special effects wizardry awaiting these guys.
While he is a sight to behold (with his perfectly sculpted body and his unable-to-ignore genitalia), his character is so blasé. He can stop a war. He can pleasure a woman doubly so. But he doesn't have a purpose. Omnipotence can get quite boring.The evolution of the story and the characters required countless flashbacks. In fact, I think that some flashbacks required flashbacks. No matter. You'll certainly enjoy the opening 15-minute montage that propels you through a dystopian alternate version of history. This scene would be worthy of its own exhibit at one of the Smithsonian museums.As for the movie as a whole? Well, I think that Dr. Manhattan, with his infinite wisdom, stated it best when he mused that it would be a thermodynamic miracle to turn air into gold. Admirably, "Watchmen" treads where other superhero films have failed to go and frequently surprises us with its tactics. There is an ample amount of violence and I supposed that if I were someone with superhero powers and was bored at night, I'd go out and raise a little Hell. I was surprised to learn that the actor who played Rorschach also played the monstrously baseball-talented Kelly in the Bad News Bears (1976). I was surprised at how clever the villain actually was. But perhaps with all of the ground that this story wants to cover, it would've been better if it had been broken up into three films. Given how wonderfully graphic the movie could actually be and perhaps should have been, I would want to see the Director's Cut. I will give that a Grade: B
Here's part 1 of the Watchmen Movie.


Reviewed by Hardartist
July 23, 2009
 The Simpsons Movie validates my devotion to the greatest piece of entertainment in history. The very studio logo shows that the  Simpsons writers get what it means to be on the big screen. It only takes a few minutes for them to totally ridicule the very medium of film, and they find ways to do it throughout the opus.The story is classic Simpsons on an epic scale. The first act is just loosely relevant enough to set up the main plot. It takes a long way to get there and that ride is the biggest treat. Since the whole movie is longer, it's like a complete TV episode's worth of act one!
They give each character a subplot but what Homer does drives the action. It holds up with the best Golden Age Simpsons episodes like "The Strange Journey of Our Homer" and "Bart Sells His Soul," with some elements of those classic stories.

The humor remains mildly inappropriate but knowingly observant. It always just pushes two or three levels past where most comedies would end. There are plenty of religious digs, shots at Fox, Homer-style life lessons and all the staples I love with just a tad bit more clarity on some of the usually suggested vagaries. On sheer length alone, it has triple the laughs of the best Simpsons episodes.
Surrounding that, the dialogue is a little bit longer and more in depth in some scenes. Marge's sincere moment conveys more emotional pain than even "Strange Journey" did. Homer's true desperation comes out given a tad more nuance to the vocal performance. That's the magic of The Simpsons. You still care what happens to them no matter how outrageous it is.The Simpsons Movie is full of background gags ensuring that you will have to see it again and again to catch every little joke. Every favorite character gets a moment to shine. Ralph says his childlike non sequiturs, Comic Book Guy explains it all and the Crazy Cat Lady is just outrageous. Disco Stu even pops up in crowd shots, though he doesn't get a line. Maybe in the sequel. It is glorious to see Springfield in widescreen Cinemascope. There are some beautiful 2D shots through crowds of people and streets of background. There is some pretty awesome cartoon action too. It is unreal, surreal and totally imaginative.
My biggest dilemma is the comparison to South Park. That may still be the ultimate animated movie because it was such a leap beyond what the show had done by then. It was multi-leveled and socially important. Well, The Simpsons were already that, so it's not such a big leap. <B>The Simpsons Movie</b> brings the awesomeness of the series to the big screen, but it was already there.This must be how Star Wars fans wanted to feel with the prequels, but Simpsons fans actually get their masterpiece. It's a Simpsons fan's dream.
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Reviewed by Hardartist
July 23, 2009
very good movie fan has been burned by a three-quel. Bring up the third chapters of the Godfather, Back to the Future, or, perhaps the most derided of all, Alien franchises, and watch true hardcore fans start to tear up. Having been burned multiple times by Hollywood's third trip to the well is bad enough, but when you start considering the history of comic book movies, it gets that much more painful. Just mentioning Batman Forever or Superman III might get you kicked out of some comic book stores. Those movies shattered as many dreams as when we were told Santa Claus didn't exist or that He-Man wasn't real.

The main thing that most faulty third chapters have in common, however, is a new eye behind the camera. Joel Schumacher takes most of the blame for what happened to the Dark Knight, and the hate mail that Brett Ratner has received for X-Men: The Last Stand could fill a dead letter office. So, with the same faces in front of and behind the camera, can Spider-Man 3 break the curse of the three-quel? (It's a question we'll ask again and again this summer with the Shrek, Pirates, Ocean's and Bourne franchises facing the same deadly installment.) Spider-Man 3 may not live up to the incredible highs of the second film, but it easily matches the thrills of the first and proves that all rules, even comic movie rules, are meant to be broken.

The opening of Spider-Man 3 immediately reminds fans of how much the series has really become a "trilogy," closer in scope to Star Wars than the Batman or Superman movies, in which each chapter feels like a new stand-alone adventure. Sam Raimi has been setting up threads of loyalty and revenge since the first film, and the opening credits of the third installment almost serve as a "previously-on" segment for the entire series. Trust me - you'll be pumped and ready to go from the very beginning. In the first act, Raimi plunges us back into the lovey-dovey relationship between MJ (Kirsten Dunst) and Peter (Tobey Maguire). They hang out on webs together and look at the stars while Peter plans his marriage proposal, something that scares him as much as any super-villain. Meanwhile, as is always the way in the Marvel Universe, evil is brewing in the background. Harry Osborn (James Franco) is still planning his revenge for what he sees as Peter's murder of his father, and we watch as the Venom symbiote (a cool black goo) hitches a ride to NYC on a meteor and Flint Marko (Thomas Haden Church) becomes the Sandman.

Happiness never lasts too long for a hero like Spider-Man, and the action kicks in pretty quickly with an amazingly choreographed aerial fight between Harry (in full Goblin gear like his proud papa) and Spider-Man. From there on out, Spider-Man 3 is largely a series of different Spidey fights - "vs. Sandman," "vs. Harry," "vs. Venom," "vs. Himself" - culminating in a soon-to-be legendary battle royale with five different characters involved. As you can imagine, the action in Spider-Man 3 can't really be faulted and the effects - it is arguably the most expensive movie ever made - look unbelievable. When Flint turns into Sandman near the beginning, that scene alone should win the Visual Effects Oscar and that doesn't even take into account all of the awesomeness left to come. Raimi has crafted an astounding visual canvas that looks great at every turn.

However, the webbing between the action sequences is where Spider-Man 3 slightly falters. It's a little too long and too much of the film's heaviest plot - the love triangle between Peter, Harry, and MJ - rests on the shoulders of James Franco, and the young actor is simply not up to the challenge. Franco doesn't have the screen charisma to carry a movie as big as Spider-Man 3, and when he starts to sulk (or, in the worst scene in all three movies, do the twist with MJ), you'll just be wondering what more interesting characters (like anybody) is doing. The action is just as good as the previous movies, but the connective tissue feels more strained, as if the actors have grown a little tired of playing the same game. Even Aunt May seems a little tired of talking about Uncle Ben.

These are just a few minor complaints, only to illustrate why Spider-Man 3 isn't as great as the series' flawless second chapter, but don't fret. The first major summer movie of 2007 is going to leave fans very happy and probably justify repeat viewings long into the warmer months. Cameos by Stan Lee, Bruce Campbell and James Cromwell help with the fun atmosphere created by a very strong supporting ensemble that includes the perfectly cast Topher Grace as Eddie Brock/Venom and Bryce Dallas Howard as Gwen Stacy. Thomas Haden Church is a nice choice for Sandman, but he's not given quite enough to do beyond two main expressions - angry and "whoa, I'm turning into sand."

In the end, Spider-Man 3 thrives on a classic comic book lesson, one that has really been the foundation of all three parts of this trilogy, that love, not hate, makes a hero. Hate makes Sandman or Venom. Love makes Spider-Man. Director Sam Raimi's love for his craft has made him a true hero for movie fans worldwide and, with Spider-Man 3, the movie hero continues to fly high. I'll give it a B-.

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Reviewed by Hardartist
July 23, 2009
Our four favorite ninja turtles are back in action and in CGI!!! Since the defeat of the Shredder, the gang has been growing apart. Splinter sends Leonardo away to find himself in the hopes that this will make him a more effective leader. Back home, things have been getting pretty hectic with the crime in the city. A very rich industrialist, who goes by the name of Maximillian Winters, is collecting, or should I say "building", an army of ancient warrior statues to reverse a curse. Throw in some Foot Clan, a pinch of Casey Jones and Splinter for good measure and we have one kick ass ninja turtle adventure, people!

I never thought I'd use the word "dark" and "kids" in the same sentence to describe a film oriented towards the littler ones, but this was a great dark action/adventure flick that adults can appreciate also! I used to collect the TMNT comic books way back when and this movie totally translates the whole feel of those comics to the big screen -- although minus the blood. The film will definitely pave the way for many more TMNT flicks to come, in my opinion. Good story, great characters, lots of action, funny and excellent CGI. Basically, everything you could ask for in such a movie! I'm not sure how the "older" fans of the franchise will feel, but let’s face it, once it hit the Saturday morning cartoons, the franchise quickly geared itself toward younger viewers. And that’s OK! I went to see this film with my five year old nephew and we had a blast! The other cool thing was that there were strong intelligent female characters in the film who kicked major ass, so it's likely to appeal to young girls as well.

All the voices were perfect! I particularly enjoyed Patrick Stewart’s voice! It was very suave and commanding. Chris Evans, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ziyi Zhang were also equally up to the task and brought charm to their respective characters. Mr. Kevin Smith's small role was funny and, of course, Lawrence Fishburne's narration in the beginning was perfect!

As for the CGI, it was fantastic! It's funny because they were able to keep the integrity of the original book by making the film dark while still pulling off a great action-packed kid’s movie. The action sequences were fun to watch; I really liked the skateboard segment through the sewer system (they should make a themed rollercoaster ride for that!). The other sequence I really enjoyed was the rooftop battle in the rain. The details of the raindrops falling on the turtle shells were quite impressive! TMNT is comparable to THE INCREDIBLES, but I find the details in the TMNT environment much more sophisticated! Look out THE INCREDIBLES!!! Wait a second...Now there's a movie, TMNT versus THE INCREDIBLES!!!!! That's money all the way to the bank!

All in all, it was a very enjoyable film that old fans can respect and the young viewers will love! Does anyone remember PRE-TEEN DIRTY-GENE KUNG-FU KANGAROOS? I'm just wondering because after the success of TMNT (trust me, it will make big numbers!) maybe they'll start to capitalize on other mutant animals. Only time will tell, I guess! When the movie was over I asked my 5 year old nephew what he thought and he said: "It was super sweet and I'm definitely getting this on DVD!" There you have it folks, straight from a five year old! Cowabunga!

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Reviewed by Hardartist
Dec. 8, 2008

Picking up from the conclusion of blockbuster video game Halo 2, the must-read issue reveals how the Master Chief, while onboard a hostile ship headed towards Earth, is battling against Covenant forces! Intertwined with Master Chief's interstellar one-man-war is the saga of a great American city's rebellion and downfall, two disparate lives' collision and shared fate, and the Convenant's hunt for an ancient relic of untold power and value. With hope dwindling and the fate of humanity hanging by a thread, is there any chance for a future?



Reviewed by Hardartist
Dec. 7, 2008

On the banks of the rising Yangtze, a man and woman are walking through some old ruins. The woman is there to observe an archeological find the man is showing her. As they enter a temple, the woman notes two statues of lions, called Shishi, are inside the temple instead of outside. The man suggests the Lions of Fo may have been meant to protect the outside world from the spirits within. He then tells the woman that a price has not yet been set on the object he is about to show her. They arrive in a massive cavern and in it is a massive golden dragon statue.

On an airplane somewhere over the Mediterranean, a woman is asking Tony Stark why he isn't flying in one of his own planes. When he tells her this is his plane, she says she meant one of his private planes. As he asks what her name is, a man stands up with a bomb strapped to his chest and commands that everyone stay seated. As he moves across the plane, Tony leaves his seat and goes into a bathroom stall. The bomber begins yelling at a woman holding a crying child, and Iron Man appears right behind him. He grabs the bomber and flys right out of the top of the plane. The suicide bomber blows himself up, killing only himself and leaving Iron Man's armor steaming. Iron Man gets back on to the airplane and trys to calm everyone down, but the passengers are angry at what he did and tell him to go back to America. As he leaves the plane, he comments to himself, "I need a vacation."





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