Flatulous

One morning Marty McFart was getting ready for work. Suddenly, an alien craft crash landed in his backyard! Marty ran out, and could see some funny looking being crawling out of the wreckage. This being sent a telepathic message to Marty. "My time in this plane is gone, and so I shall transport my magnificent power to you," it said. Without giving much more explanation, it died and the ship vaporized, hardly leaving a trace of its existence. Marty assumed he was hallucinating and continued getting ready for work. As he was driving to work he noticed a bank being robbed. Not wanting to have anything to do with it he continued driving. Unfortunately for him the bank robbers were in such a hurry to leave they crashed into his car. When they got out they didn't look too happy! Bank Thug One said, "Get out of the car!" and Marty, being the coward he was, got out. Just then, a feeling overcame him that he hadn't felt since his last eating binge at Taco Bell. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a huge ball of gas escaped from him and destroyed the getaway car! Marty knew he didn't hallucinate earlier and now he knew he must use his powers for awesome!