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Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Nov. 2, 2009
   Okay, now I have to admt, in Mike Benson and Adam Glass's hands Daredevil and Deadpool make for a good team up. Definitely an odd couple vibe going on. Add into the mix a relentless pursuit by the Puniseher and it is pretty cool. The only downside turns out to be the scenes that do not involve these characters. I couldn't care less about Tombstone and the rich brat.  Except for the fact that it is the sole reason the main characters are getting together. 
 All in all I liked the book. I am glad I kept up with buying the series.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Nov. 2, 2009
In this issue we find out that the Punisher sees a video of Deadpool blowing up a building. Okay, he actually saw it in the last issue. This issue he kicks Deadpools ass for it.  It is a real ass kicking also. I was surprisedbecause we usually see the popular guy beating the hell out of the veteran just so the writers can show off how tough he is.  
  I have to admit that I found it quite satisfying watching the Punisher dismember Deadpool.  While the humor is here in this book, it was used to serve the story, and not be the story, which was the downfall in the regular title. Once agin I see no reason this couldn't have been in regular continuity. Nor do I see why it is a $4.00 book. It is a step above issue one. I will admit that.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Nov. 2, 2009
 There is nothing special about this mini series. It could easily have been fit into regular continuity. So that makes ths just another way to rob us of our hard earned money. While the art and the writing is decent enough, I do not thinkit warrants a four dollar price tag.  That being said, I just dont know if I can honestly recommend it. I know I have a daughter who is a huge deadpool fan, so I am duty bound to complete the series, so I hope the future issues will be better.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Nov. 2, 2009
 Once again, both the art and the writing has become incredibly cartoonish. Not nearly the book that It could be. Instead t looks as if someone decided the Merc with a Mouth is a character best suited for the kiddies. There are some gags that work here, so it isn't a complete loss. It is a major dissappointment however. 
 


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Nov. 2, 2009
 Okay, so Deadpool is incredibly rich, and he buys a boat so he can become a pirate. With that bit of silliness, the writing goes out the window. This is the roblem when a character becomes very popular. Instead of getting stories about the character. You get books about what the creators think you want. 
 It's a hard row to hoe for sure, but that is what seperates the good franchises from the bad. Thankfully in comicsthere is usually a next month to redeem yourself, but since this is at least a two issue story, I am not holding out mch hope.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Oct. 20, 2009

Last issue Deadpool had his ass handed to him, and this issue begins with Bullseye waiting negotiating with a butcher to cut Deadpool up into bits. Before his able to Deadpool gets up and walks out. That is when the battle continues. There is a bit of a problem when you have an indestructable character, how do you create any tension? How can you possibly make the audience think that he can ever be in danger. 
   I guess this is also why it seems that In every other book, Deadpool seems to be in danger of losing his head. Thankfully, this is not a book that relies on the action. Instead it is relying on the humor. Not quite a good idea, since for the most part, the humor falls flat in this issue. Not surprising when you see how thin the "Merc With A Mouth" is being stretched. 
   Marvel comics should have learned the lessons of the 90's, and kept it simple.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Oct. 13, 2009

The issue starts with an art imitating life situation. A popular leader ( Norman Osbourne ) suggests that he wants healthy debate, but then refuses to do an interview if he isn't asked his pre approved soft ball questions that will help him push his agenda.   Heck, he should have gone to ABC. They would have given him his own infomercial on Sunday night. 
   Unlike in real life however, opposition rears its head during the broadcast in the form of Deadpool. Norman of course does not like this so he sends the new Hawkeye ( Bullseye ) to take care of Deadpooll once and for all. In the meantime we see that Deadpool has taken a job that is outside the norm for him. This is the meat and potatoes of the story. It is also mostly dialogue. Sweet humorous dialogue. Right up to the thievery after the assassination.  
  Yet dialogue and the killing of a Pizza delivery guy does not make a comic book alone, so we do have a big fight between Deadpool and Bullseye. It continues the established spirit of the book, while at the same time being exciting. Credit for this has to go to Daniel Way for remembering, that while Deadool is a comedic charachter, he is also a professional. It makes for a more believable and deeper book. 


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Oct. 12, 2009

   
 ******SPOILER FILLED DESCRIPTION *** 

This issue opens and we see the Thunderbolts have Deadpool trussed up. Norman Osbourne is irritated that 1. Deadpool is still alive, and 2. he no longer has the teleporter on him. 
 Norman goes off on The Headsman to the point where the Headsman picks up his axe to cut off Deadpools head. Before he has a chance though, another Deadpool shows up and stops him. 
  Norman orders the Thunderbolts  to kill them both. This prompts the Black Widow to immediately attack the Deadpool who had just escaped from his restraints. ( he is known as Deadpool 1) The two of them fight, and he quickly dispatches her, and turns his attention to the Headsman. 
  After a quick beatdown given to the Headsman, the story cuts to Ant Man who is in a panic now after watching his colleagues fall.  Deadpool 2 tries to shoot him, but Ant Man crawls into his costume.  Annoyed Deadpool 2 begins to shoot himself trying to take Ant Man out. Unfortunately he only takes himself out. 
  In the middle of the fight Norman Osbourne gets into a jet, and begins to take off. Deadpool 2, already healed up teleports into the plane, while Black Widow hooks a line up to it, and begins to be pulled behind the Jet. 
  Inside the Jet Deadpool 2 holds a gun to Norman Osbournes head and says that Norman owes him. This angers Norman to no end, and he attacks Deadpool and beats him to a pulp. Forgetting that he should have been flying the plane. 
  As the door to the plane opens, Black Widow jumps in yelling for Osbourne to get down as she shoots Deadpool in the chest. Osbourne orders her to cut off his head, but before she does that The Headsmans Axe falls across Deadpools neck. 
 
     **********  SPOILER FREE REVIEW ********** 
   I love the cover. The almost realistic painting, the way Deadpools mouth looks. It is quite a cool shot. On the inside the art is almost too simplistic. Cartoonish if you will. I guess it fits, at least to a point. The story and dialogue really skirt the border between Cartoonish and regular comic book drama. 
 
 It is mostly a fight, wih The Taskmaster and Deadpool ( both dressed as Deadpool ) vs. members of The Thunderbolts.  Taskmaster easily shows why he can take on the Avengers, and the dialogue at the end between Taskmaster and Deadpool certainly is a contender for best friendship ending since Casablanca.

  I was not a big fan of the layout. It seemed the panels were purposely made biger, and we are given less substance. However, what is there is fun and funny in a way that earlyissues of Deadpools regular title promised to be at the beginning of its run.     Good times are to be had in thi book. Check it out. Or get the TPB. It's probably out by now.



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Oct. 7, 2009

 Okay ladies and Gentlemen what we have here is an issue of Deadpool that is actually as funny as the series promised it would be in the first couple of issues. Especially with the interplay between him and the Black Widow. Or him and the taskaster. Either way it is some funny dialogue put to action that would otherwise look just like any issue of any other comic book. That of course is the weakness of the book. Not a huge weakness. I enjoyed the book, ad I can easily recommend it. Although since it is one part of  a larger story, maybe picking it up in TPB form is the wiser decission.
     *******  SPOILERS ******* 
   What she doesn't know but soon finds out is, that the This issue begins with Deadpool having asked The Black Widow if she had a boyfriend.  The response is less than what Deadpool was hoping for, as the Black Widow takes her anger out on his man parts.  
  Or at leat she would have if he wasn't packing a gun in his jock. They continue their flirting until the Paladin shows up and starts gunning for Deadpool wh quickly teleports away.  
  Deadpool is back at his hideout  talking to the Taskmaster, the two of them exchange witty banter as they prepare for the next attack. Something involving both of them being dressed the same. 
  We then cut to the Black Widow who is sittng barefoot at a table in the Thunderbolt headquarters. Paladin confronts her on what she is doing, she tells him she is researching Deadpool to come up with a plan to capture him.  
   His escape is one thing that Norman Osbourne is chastising the team about. When the quesion of how they are going to recapture him, Norman simply suggests they read the number of of the banner being dragged by an airplane. 
  Black Widow calls the number and understands that Deadpool is most likely tracing the phone call.   
call is just a diversion, and Deadpool attacks her team outside their headquarters.  He teleports into the Thunderbolt headquarters where he and Black Widow fight. A fight that ends with Deadpool giving her a big kiss.  
  Before he can find out where that might lead him, the Thunderbolts call on the radio saying they are on their way back up, and Deadpool teleports back to his headquarters. 
  There he reconviens with Taskmaster and the two set out to make their final run against the Thnderbolts. One on the ground, fighting the team, and one on the roof with Black Widow. The Widow does her flirting and offers to fly Deadpool away, but when he gets on th plane, he finds that he is trapped.

 



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 29, 2009

This issue opens with Power Girl flying to her office in New York City. he is running late for a meeting at her software firm due to a court appointment. When she arrives she finds outthat her partner has been talking to outside parties about a buy out. 
  This throws her into a tizzy and has her thinking of her own identity. How she thought she was a cousin of Superman, but found out that she was in fact the Granddaughter of Arion, an Atlantean mystic who lived 45,000 years ago.  
  After work she is on the subway when there is a traffic accident caused by an out of control motorcyclist. When she finally stops him, he has no recollection of how he got to where he was. 
  She is talking about the incident with the onsight police when one of them goes to the trunk of their squad car to ge a lock for the motorcycle. As soon as the trunk is open, a supervillain named FORCE jumps out of it seeking to hurt Power Girl. 
  The two of themfight all over New York, and Power Girl makes it a point to mention each landmark as they get to it. We find that sosmeone is pulling FORCEs strings. At the end of the book we find that it is one of Arions old foes who is beginning to cause trouble for Power Girl.  
 I I don't think we are ever going to find someone who argues that this is the best comic ever. As a matter of fact, anything above amazingly average . The art is boring, with some of the worst styles fromthe 80's adorning our heroine and her supporting cast.

 The writing is barey even worth mentioning, except for the fact that it is oe of the two most important factors of a comic, therefore it is one of the two biggest fumbles. It is obvious that DC had een less of an idea on what to do with this character back then , than they do now.

  The Arion connection is an embarrasment, and should be seen as such.  Everything says hat she has nearly the exact origin as Superman, just she  is now from the distant past, instead of a distant panet. There is absolutetly nothing here that will make me want to continue with this story.



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 23, 2009

The book opens with Terra and Power Girl sitting in a movie theater watching previews. After a couple of stupid trailers and one poorly executed pass by some random guy their movie begins. We find that Terra is no real fan of horror films.

As they are enjoying the movie a monster comes to shore Godzilla style. I mean Mathew Broderick Godzilla style. Right out of the water and over the bus, all we see are the feet. The two women come out of the theater and hear the commotion.

Ready to battle Power Girl begins to get out of her street clothes, only to find out that Terra did not wear her costume under her street clothes. Not to worry, or be out done Terra strips down to her underwear, and off to battle she goes.

When they get to the Brooklyn Bridge they see a blonde on an Ogre. She calls herself Zoraida, and she has come to liberate the city for the plants and animals, and return the city to the green. Of course Power Girl is having none of it and rushes in to shut her down.

It does not take long for Power Girl to realize that the book her young blonde adversary is using is the source of her power. So Power Girl simply takes the book and slaps her. Even with a last ditch use of Manga monsters, the young environmentalist has no chance of winning.

Instead of having the young lady arrested she admires her enthusiasm for helping the planet, and offers her a job. At the end of the book we see Kara touring her companies R & D section and seeing where possible cash flow can come from. She needs an apartment soon, and as she is apartment hunting while she is touring a seemingly perfect place, her and her real estate agent see something fall out of the sky near by, thus setting up issue # 5. 
  
This is the issue where the book has started to find its humor. It has tried humor in the previous issues but I really thought it was forced and not really a part of the story. Here thugh, it flowed pretty well and came naturally from the characters, not because the script called for it. The story was pretty thin however, just your basic beat em up. Also they seem to be fighting one imaginitive villain that has no chance of eing a recurring problem. 
 
   Especially since Power Girl not only lets her go after she trashes the Brooklyn Bridge, but even gives her a job. This does not surprise me at all, " at least her heart is in the right place" God help us. Next thing you know someone is going to defend a tax cheat and make them the countries secretary of treasure.  
 
  I did really like Terra in the book, especially the attempt to make a costume out of her t-shirt and underwear. Just a subtle little joke to make all things better. She really does add a lot of personality to the proceeds, which makes me wonder if the writer would prefer a book starring her rather than Power Girl since Power Girl is written with little personality at all.  
 
 So while I have decided to give the book a few more issues of a chance, it is hanging by a thread. I just think there should be a bit more to it. If anything, I think we need a heroine that the writer has confidence in to make her the star, and not the Ultra Humanite or Terra, as it has been with the first 4 issues of the book.
 



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 22, 2009

The issue begins with Power Girl still trapped in the Ultra Humanites device. Yet as he gets close he notices that the mahine is icing up. and she breaks out punching him. 
  Duringthe fight Power Girl shoots him with her heat vision and burns his fur off and even some of his ski. She wants to get him medical attention, but the Ultra Humanite refuses to let Manhattan go. He isists that the only way that he will release the city is if she gives her body to him. 
  Instead she smacks him around and then finds the control panel. It looks like an organ. A reference to 20,000 leagues under the sea. She can't figure out how to work it, so she destroys it instead and then flys off to get  Terras help. 
  Instead of lowering Manhatten, Terra raises enough earth to reattach it. Then the lowering begins. Together they put Manhattan back in place and save the day.  
  This is not the book to come to for story. As a matter of fact, this is almost a story void. It is trying to create a sense of tension but all I got was a sense that If Manhattan were raised of the ground, more than just Power Girl would be on the job. The book isn't all bad, as a matter of fact it is enjoyable. It's just that it kind of reminds me of the Saturday Night Live movies.  Entertainment without substance.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 22, 2009

This issue begins with the Ultra Humanite giving Power Girl a brat down. At the same time he begins to dialogue and tell her his motivations for what he is doing. His big plan is to place his mind into Power Girls body, and he had to use the entire island of Manhatten as hostages to get her to surrender it. During there fight Power Girl taunts the Humanite, and he ends up revealing his origin.

Before he tells it, we see the supporting players at Power Girls new Environmental company, and how they are dealing with their city being lifted off the ground.. They all agree that the best thing to do is to sit tight, but then they notice people are jumping off the roof to save themselves.

On street level, the JSA is fighting the Humanites robots, all the while there conversation they are having over the sound of punching metal just so happens to be about Power Girl. As we cut back to Power Girl and Ultra Humanite we see that he has her strapped to some sort of device. As he is preparing for the mind transfer, he tells her why she can not break her bonds, and then tells his story.

As a child named Gerard he had cancer. Instead of laying in a hospital bed, he decides to go back to college and find a cure for himself. Unfortunately for him, the college found his expirement to transfer the mind of a human into an animal to be cruel and expensive and they kick him off campus along with his assistant Satanna.

They found a home in the African Jungle where a revolution is taking place. In a desperate attempt to keep Gerard alive, his assistant Satanna suggests putting his mind into the body of a great white ape. Of course we know the operation is a success. What we didn’t know is after he gets the ape body he takes out a regiment of soldiers and then gets to do the bad thing with his assistant Satanna.

After he tells his story, he decides that the sight of blood on Kara is sign enough that the transfer should begin.

I have to admit, I did not like the first issue all that much. I mean it was okay, but it did not inspire me. I only picked this issue up out of loyalty to the character. I am glad I did. This issue picked up quite a bit. Now, I do not care for the way he "told" his story. I would rather the set up be a thought of his, rather than a "now Power Girl I will tell you how I came to be" it just did not seem to be in character. Also I am not sure about the motives behind telling it.

Did he think that Power Girl would sympathize and just give in? Still, it did make for a good story, no matter what kind of awkward way in which it was told. Much like the art at the beginning of the last run of She Hulk, the look of this book is going to take some time to get used to. Also    There issome serious work needing to be done on her supporting players. They are not given anything to do in this issue. So even though this issue is a great step forward. I also hink there is much to be done.



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 20, 2009
I have to admit I was very excted about this title coming out. I have always liked Power Girl, and what has been done wth her. Especially in the last few years with the Crisis and all. The JLA Classified boks are her bread and butter so far. Now with that short history of my adulation for the character, you can imagine my disappointment when I opene the first issue of what I think will end up being a 12 issue mini rather than the ongoing series they think it will be, and found out that the book is just monumentally dull. 
  For most of the book, she is batteling some "wo cares" faceless robots. Actually for faceless robots they look a lot like the one from the Bioshock Video game, except with four legs. Not exactly the best villains for a Rogues gallery. Well at the last page we do find out who is really behind the attack. 
  It also does not help that the first words from her mouth are how she is starting a company to help America with its ecological and environmental problems. Leading me to roll my eyes and just tell her too move to China where she is really needed. I lke my environmental wack jobs far from where I have to see hear or deal with them. 
  Loyalty to a character I like will give me reason to give this a costumary three issue trial. That and I think the writers want to give this a She Hulk vibe, and I likes me some Shulkie. However I will toss this side fast if I see that soap box come out.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 20, 2009
The team fins out that the David Haller ( Legion ) and his many personalities want to kill both Wlfsbane and Dani. So they rush to the prison Dani is being held. Yet since the last time Legion tried he could not get through the prison bars, Cannonball decides that she is safer in prison than out and he leaves her there. 
  Now in the last review I mentioned the Leifeld influence of the 90's, when I look at the cover to this issue t all comes pouring back. Then when we do see Danni all decked out with more guns that would be safe to carry, I almost gagged. Really? This is what the cover artist thought would be cool? I would love to see the rejected concepts.
  Yet we also get to see more of the personalities that Legion has, and that is the crux of the book, and what makes it cool. The way the story is being handled is less than inspiring. That is until the end when Illyana goes crazy inside of Legions head. That also makes for a grea lead in to the next book. 
  The art isn't too bad, I would not expect it to win any awards or bring in new readers, but you can tell whose who and wha they are doing. I am happy to announce that this series has survived my customary three issue trial run. I hope it proves to be better than the original title and it doen't tank at issue #40


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 20, 2009
 In this issue the team finds out than Xian Coy mahn's psyche is stuck inside of Legion, and she is fighting against his other personalities. While doing that her body is causing all sorts of trouble with Cannonball and Sunspot as her powers begin to go out of control. With Magma and Illyanna we discover the story of the little girl the team cae to rescue. 
  Well, this book ramps up the action, and they do it old school JLA style. Seperating the team giving them each something to do. It also gives us a pretty in depth look into Legions psyche. It is the charcterization however that carries the book. Mostly in my opinion the chemistry between Cannonball and Sunspot. Too many times a writer will create a false dellimma between team mates to create a sense of tension. Here the group is appropriately treated as if they are a family. 
  So far so good, and issue # 2 is proving that book #1 wasn't a fluke. I may be willing to stay on with this series.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 20, 2009
In this issue the New mutansts catch wind of a young girl who could possibly be a mutant. They elect to go find her, but when they arrive the New Mutants find the girl has been seperated from her family, and the towns people are not very happy to have them there. 
  This is a pretty decent if not great reintroduction to the team. I have not been keeping up with the Xtitles, so I am not 100% on what these characters evolution has been. That being said,, I was a fan of the original title, and I am glad to say that reading this was like visiting some old friends. Especially since they dumped the whole paramilitary feeling that Leifeld brought down upon them so long ago. 
  This is an obvious answer to DC returning the origina Titans to us, but what the hell. If it will bring us a few good stories with some decent characters again, I am in.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 20, 2009

Kal-L is raised from the dead as a Black Lantern, and his first stop is Smalville where he kills the citizens one by one until he finally makes it to the Kent far where Superman and Superboy are visiting with Ma Kent.  As the two heroes battle the Golden Age Superman, Krypto is busy defending Martha Kent fromThe Black Lantern Lois Lane.    
   There were some really cool moments too this book. The horror movie style with which it is paced. The way that all the Smallville residents are taken down added a lot to the atmosphere. I even liked the Lois Lane entrance on Ma Kent.  
The interesting story bit, was seeing that Black Lanterns can visualize a persons .... feelings I guess, and percieve them in the colors of the Lantern squads. Leading t the question are all emotions covered, and will we be finding out that there is a melancholy Lantern out there one day? 
 I am not sure what relevance this story will have with the big picture, but so far it is a tale well told.


Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 17, 2009

  I wanted to like this book a bit more than I did.  While there was not much hereto keep me coming back, there were some things good enough to mention. My favorite thing would have to be the way Stephanie deals wth the dual lives. I could actually get into the book more if that continues to be the focus of the story. 
 Unfortunately, as it happens with all books that start that way, I have no faith it will stay that way. The rest of the book was just ... void. There were words and pictures, but it really did nothing for me. Here is hoping that issue two picks up. I just don't know if i want tostick around and find out myself.



Reviewed by ENGLENTINE
Sept. 14, 2009
In this issue .... well, it basically is just one big brawl between Black Bolt and Vulcan. It is a really really cool book. That apparently does not end the story. This makes me happy since I get more Inhuman action.  There were some points to be debated, such as wether or not being an energy weilder can heal you from the Universes greatest Sonic weapon? 
  A small point to take in though. I would say pick this up for nothing else other than it has been a good story, and this is a heck of a final chapter to what appears to be part on of a greater story.