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Nov. 20, 2009
I don't want a "definitive" origin so here are few

1)

I was sent here to help you, I just wanted to help. It was 1945, and I was sent your planet on a mission of mercy with a team of six of my race's greatest minds, to teach you how to have better lives and advance your technology . We hoped to be greeted with open arms once we stated our purpose but we had underestimated how dim witted and violent you people were. as soon as we entered your atmosphere we were shot down and our philosophical genius was killed in the crash. We crawled from the wreckage of our ship and were attacked by the ignorant locals and our robotics expert was flayed with pitchfork and I was shot with a projectile in the arm. we were eventually found by your F.B.I. we told them our story and they said they would help us and that we would work together on Earth's bright new future. What they said and what actually happened were two very different things, we were imprisoned,they killed our mathematics expert just to dissect him and they kept our genetics expert alive so they could vivisect him, I will never forget the sound he made it wasn't a scream or a cry of pain or joy is was something low and ..horrible. They kept the rest of us locked in a facility were most of us died of dissentary we weren't given much to eat so I was forced to eaten my compatriots.I was kept in a cramped tube for 34 yearswith dozens of tubes inserted in my body. Finally I was freed when a terrorist organization destroyed the laboratory I was being kept in. They thought I was some sort of experiment the scientists had created. I convinced them to steal some items to fix my ship, telling them it was a sort of "weapon of mass destruction" that they coulduse against other labs. I managed to get my ship finally functioning and took off immediately, the terrorists were annihilated in the takeoff and i was on my way home. little did I know years before my home had been ravaged by interstellar war and much of the planet had been destroyed.

to be continued

2)
Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on Oct. 19, 2009


Who here remembers that team of villains from Suicide Squad , that had Clock King, Big Sir, Cluemaster, etc? No? not surprising, massacred in one issue. well what I want is to see all the villains that died their as well as on all Suicide Squad missions, here's hoping they show up to plague the Secret Six in the Blackest Night tie in


Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on June 5, 2009

 Both fantastic actors and bad ass muthaf*(kas. of course one was also in Highlander 2 while the other was in The Spirit sooooooo. kinda lose lose now that I think about it



Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on May 28, 2009

Statistics show that the "safest" city in DC is Opal City(Home of Starman)---->
, while the most dangerous is Hub City (home of the Question)
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I'm going with which ever city(state,country, etc.) that doesn't get blown up or destroyed.


Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on May 25, 2009


You Scored as Deadpool.

You've been a very, very bad boy. But you're trying to make up for that. Sometimes, you succeed. You just wish people would help you out a bit and forget all the wrongs you committed. Fact is, a lot of people have forgotten you started out as a villain.

Kingpin.
100%
Sabretooth.
100%
Deadpool.
100%
The Dark Phoenix
100%
The Void.
80%
Mephisto. Lord of Darkness.
73%
The Beyonder.
67%
Galactus.
67%
Mystique.
67%
Morbius. The Living Vampire.
67%
Mr. Sinister
40%
Ultron.
33%
Magneto.
33%
Stryfe.
33%
Typhoid Mary.
33%
Venom.
33%
Dr. Victor Von Doom
0%
Red Skull.
0%
Thanos.
0%
Deathbird.
0%


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