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Nov. 7, 2009
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Pick one superhero/heroine to be your bodyguard? 5:11PM
Deadshot or Bane
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Say Something about the user above you 5:10PM
@Tyler Starke: I have a mission
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic What are you listening to? 5:10PM
Muse- Stockholm Syndrome
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic What are you listening to? 4:53PM
     
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic What are you listening to? 4:51PM
@Agent Buttons: but of course
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic What are you listening to? 4:46PM
     
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic NO 0! 4:42PM
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Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Say Something about the user above you 4:40PM
must have smelt me coming
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Pick one superhero/heroine to be your bodyguard? 4:39PM
Doc Samson (closest thing to Brock Samson)
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Official Thread Of Randomness 4:38PM
This thread gets sexier every time I see it
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Say Something about the user above you 4:37PM
threw it on the GROUND!!
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic People you never see on Vine anymore 4:35PM
@Red Ronin said: "Catman. :( "2nded
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Roxanne gets a day off! in the Roxanne Starr board. 4:19PM
Yay! day off and such!
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic The Battle Threads are Dying. 4:18PM
find old battles that were better
Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Can somebody get me up to date with the Ultimate Universe? 3:25PM
@danhimself said: "   during Ultimates 3, the Scarlet Witch was killed and so Magneto flipped and launched the Ultimatum wave, a huge tidal wave that killed millions of people world wide, including many of the ultimate universe's heroes....so Cyclops, Marvel Girl, Wolverine, Iron man, and Captain America attacked Magneto head on.....Magneto took control of Cyclops' visor and Iron man's armor and used it to kill Wolverine.....Marvel Girl then shows Magneto ...
Emperor Gonzo Noir commented on Alexandria Cromwell's Topic Hmmmm 2:57PM
as am i

Emperor Gonzo Noir commented on Alexandria Cromwell's Topic PHoBIA 2:57PM
rather complete

Emperor Gonzo Noir replied to the topic Why is he called Space Ghost? in the Space Ghost board. 2:47PM
I always thought it was rather self explainitory
I don't want a "definitive" origin so here are few

1)

I was sent here to help you, I just wanted to help. It was 1945, and I was sent your planet on a mission of mercy with a team of six of my race's greatest minds, to teach you how to have better lives and advance your technology . We hoped to be greeted with open arms once we stated our purpose but we had underestimated how dim witted and violent you people were. as soon as we entered your atmosphere we were shot down and our philosophical genius was killed in the crash. We crawled from the wreckage of our ship and were attacked by the ignorant locals and our robotics expert was flayed with pitchfork and I was shot with a projectile in the arm. we were eventually found by your F.B.I. we told them our story and they said they would help us and that we would work together on Earth's bright new future. What they said and what actually happened were two very different things, we were imprisoned,they killed our mathematics expert just to dissect him and they kept our genetics expert alive so they could vivisect him, I will never forget the sound he made it wasn't a scream or a cry of pain or joy is was something low and ..horrible. They kept the rest of us locked in a facility were most of us died of dissentary we weren't given much to eat so I was forced to eaten my compatriots.I was kept in a cramped tube for 34 yearswith dozens of tubes inserted in my body. Finally I was freed when a terrorist organization destroyed the laboratory I was being kept in. They thought I was some sort of experiment the scientists had created. I convinced them to steal some items to fix my ship, telling them it was a sort of "weapon of mass destruction" that they coulduse against other labs. I managed to get my ship finally functioning and took off immediately, the terrorists were annihilated in the takeoff and i was on my way home. little did I know years before my home had been ravaged by interstellar war and much of the planet had been destroyed.

to be continued

2)
Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on Oct. 19, 2009


Who here remembers that team of villains from Suicide Squad , that had Clock King, Big Sir, Cluemaster, etc? No? not surprising, massacred in one issue. well what I want is to see all the villains that died their as well as on all Suicide Squad missions, here's hoping they show up to plague the Secret Six in the Blackest Night tie in


Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on June 5, 2009

 Both fantastic actors and bad ass muthaf*(kas. of course one was also in Highlander 2 while the other was in The Spirit sooooooo. kinda lose lose now that I think about it



Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on May 28, 2009

Statistics show that the "safest" city in DC is Opal City(Home of Starman)---->
, while the most dangerous is Hub City (home of the Question)
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I'm going with which ever city(state,country, etc.) that doesn't get blown up or destroyed.


Added by Emperor Gonzo Noir on May 25, 2009


You Scored as Deadpool.

You've been a very, very bad boy. But you're trying to make up for that. Sometimes, you succeed. You just wish people would help you out a bit and forget all the wrongs you committed. Fact is, a lot of people have forgotten you started out as a villain.

Kingpin.
100%
Sabretooth.
100%
Deadpool.
100%
The Dark Phoenix
100%
The Void.
80%
Mephisto. Lord of Darkness.
73%
The Beyonder.
67%
Galactus.
67%
Mystique.
67%
Morbius. The Living Vampire.
67%
Mr. Sinister
40%
Ultron.
33%
Magneto.
33%
Stryfe.
33%
Typhoid Mary.
33%
Venom.
33%
Dr. Victor Von Doom
0%
Red Skull.
0%
Thanos.
0%
Deathbird.
0%


Emperor Gonzo Noir's Reviews
Reviewed by Emperor Gonzo Noir
July 9, 2009

One of the beauties of Evil Dead 2 is that you don't really need to see Evil Dead 1. It stars Bruce Campbell as the lead character and witless protaganist Ash. The basic plot is that Ash (or Ash and his friends) have released evil spirits which kill and then possess them so they can kill the rest of them. Now  ***SPOILER*** Ash survived the last movie, and he is not doing well he gets possessed , starts going insane, gets beat up, fights more demons and loses his hand . This film was one of the film that Sam Raimi that (before Spider-man) he was best known for. It blends bizarre horror and dark and slapstick humor wonderfully and it features a guy with a chainsaw prosthesis. Now keep in ming that this isn't the "Citizen Kane' of Horror/Comedy by any means but it is damn entertaining and well worth the price to rent or even buy. "Groovy"



Reviewed by Emperor Gonzo Noir
May 18, 2009
This is my first reveiw for Comicvine, i've been wanting to do this for awhile  but never got around to it so...ok. Any way  In this arc Spider Jerusalem is having a bad day. First his horrible ex-wife's frozen head is stolen, then his assisstant is running off to a nunnery, then his "journalist insurance" is canceled (apparently that's really bad) and someone called the cops. So Spider has to fight them off and escape his apartment to sort this mess out. Of course I couldn't mention this story with out talking about one of the best parts: Stompanato. Stompanato is a cop, well he's also a talking bulldog with one eye but still a cop. Now Stomp has a grudge against Spider, back when Spider saw Stomp hustling a hooker for her cash so Spier(respectable gent that he is) drugs Hima nd pays a back alley surgeon to neuter him. Now when ever Stompantoeven hears spider's name he goes into convulsions. Now Stompgets a chance a sweet vengeance now that Spider is on the police blotter. Oh and at Mitch Royce's office their is headless kid that's say that Spider is his dad. overall I say  a good start to a fun little story nice to see Spider do little a** kickin' and the whole wife's head getting stolen is interesting. Overall I say 4 and a half stars.




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