The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a vampire and had radioactive waste dumped into my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually, I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer... and they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary." I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene pool." And I've made a lot of good friends along the way.
However, I may or may not be the son of Loki. But you know him, the "Norse God of Mischief." Everytime I try to get a D.N.A. test, he switches the blood samples. For a time, I thought I was the fabled 3rd Olsen twin!
We took her into the vet this morning hoping there would be a solution, but the doctor believed that her nerves were getting pinched and that eventually she wouldn't be able to walk anymore, and he also saw signs of stomach cancer developing. We knew that even if we could help her, she was just on a downward hill, so it was decided that it would be best to put her to sleep.
But despite her impairments, she was so full of life and she would just burst with energy at times, especially outside. And even though she hasn't been able to run in years, that didn't stop her from skipping along. She may have been in silent pain, but she had such a will to live which makes this so hard.
I love her, and I miss her.
The good news is I got a girl's number, the bad news is that it turns out she's 16.
She's a cashier and she was wearing a poorly done tie. I said that I can't do any better, she asked if it was bad and I said she should see mine. She then looked at me and smiled as I walked by.
I thought that was a good sign, so a while later I went up to her to get her number. I asked how long she had been working there, she said she's new, only starting sbot two months ago. I said that wasn't really "new" and she said she thinks so since she's still learning. I said she looked like she new what she was doing hitting those buttons. I saw some customers coming and I jumped right into it "My name's Mitch, can I get your number"? She asked how old I was and I said 22. She said she's 16. I was bummed and kinda shifting my weight to my other leg to walk away when she said "Still want it?" I (reluctantly) said sure and said we can still talk or something.
I got this from Energizer.
| ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? Your Result: Teal Cat You're the Teal Cat! You're as swift and sly as a ninja and very hard to please. You can be very soft yet very cruel at the same time. Your soul mate is the beige racoon and you're in conflict with the red jaquar. | |
| Blue Fox | |
| Silver and Red Wolf | |
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| Ocre and Gray Dolphin | |
| ANIMOLOGY: What Animal Are You? | |
| What American accent do you have? Your Result: The Inland North You may think you speak "Standard English straight out of the dictionary" but when you step away from the Great Lakes you get asked annoying questions like "Are you from Wisconsin?" or "Are you from Chicago?" Chances are you call carbonated drinks "pop." | |
| The Midland | |
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| North Central | |
| What American accent do you have? Quiz Created on GoToQuiz | |
Wow, that's pretty accurate! However I defy the social standard and call carbonated beverages "Soda." It sounds cooler.
| Date Joined: | Dec. 15, 2006 |
| City: | Birch Run, MI |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Neutral |
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