You know the best way to shot someone and never miss. Cut off their legs then stick them in a barrel and get out an grenade and boom dead.
"The Skillz that Pay the Billz Bitches."
Wade "Wadey" wilson was a highly decorated soldier. Codenamed Dead Stroke he moved up the ranks from the marines to CTU, to the CIA in record time. He was recommended to be part of a government program to create supersoldiers. He was given treatments and implants to increase his natural abilities and effectiveness as a weapon. However during his modifications he became aware that the advisor for the program was a corrupt government official who intended to use his supersoldier program to dominate other countries and make alot of money doing it. Wade couldn't stand for that type of behavior so he destroyed the program and had the advisor arrested. Losing faith in his government he created a superhero identity and decided to use his skills for those who really need them, the people.
You know why people really hate nerds, it's because we're so resourceful. All we need is our computer, some junk food and internet porn am I right or am I right.
How many zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb. Two, one to screw it in the other to eat the first ones head off.
If I had a million bucks for every time someone shot me in the face, ..........damn I'm rich bitch.
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.... Or give me a chainsaw and I'll give you all the wood you need.
| 1st Appearance: | Feb. 9, 2008 |
| City: | N.Y. |
| Origin: | Human |
| Gender: | Male |
| Alignment: | Good |
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Red Dog |
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G~man isn't worrying about the school year starting 2 weeks, 3 days ago |
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Yebach |
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Captain Cascader just saw hellboy 2 1 month, 3 weeks ago |
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Sparda "You can get mad, you can get even.......or you can get a hell of a lot more than even" 1 week ago |
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SuperCoonce just pushed out some new forum code. 4 weeks ago |
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Red L.A.M.P. is back! 1 week, 2 days ago |
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Resonate is really tired of pretending he's happy 3 days, 15 hours ago |
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War-Wolf A.K.A. Matthias Reidenstoch 2 months, 3 weeks ago |
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Resonate
These 30k points arent foundated anywhere ... -
G~man
Waiting For Hellboy 3? It Might ... -
Red L.A.M.P.
Do you make Comic Crafts... -
Sparda
Birthday=great. School=not so. Both? Hmm..... -
War-Wolf
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Captain Cascader
Hellboy 2 - Awesome flick -
SuperCoonce
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