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Reviewed by dan6433
Sept. 8, 2009
I've said it before: as a fan of Winnick's previous work, I suppose I just expect a lot more from his writing. This issue finds Batman bumbling around during a battle with Clayface and a throw-away b-list villain, Blanco. Winnick makes turning Grayson into an inept, untrained idiot look easy. What the heck? Don't worry, Judd. It's not like Dick's been kicking crime's butt almost as long as Bruce.
 
Something else that really got under my skin: "Boorah." As an active duty Marine, the constant use of the term "soldier" to describe the Marine Blanco and the obviously incorrect exclamation "boorah" really got under my skin. Am I missing a clever pun somewhere? Is it "boo-rah" because they were supposed to be scary? Well, they weren't. So if it was supposed to be funny, it was completely lost on me.
 
And whose idea was it to run the last Streets of Gotham, where the Penguin is already Black Mask's sniveling servant, before this issue of Batman when the Penguin actually BECOMES Black Mask's sniveling servant?
 
Even the intriguing Two-Face plot cuts corners in the issue, obviously feeling a time crunch. Teleporters? A completely ridiculous split personality bat-costume? Give me a break. Seriously.


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 16, 2009
 Even being a fan of Rucka's work, I was still a bit wary of a Detective Comics arc starring Batwoman. But from the get-go the progressive artwork and paneling and the solid story featuring a trippy new villain Alice dismissed any apprehension I felt when I picked up this issue. J. H. Williams III is one the greatest breakout artists in recent memory. His psychedelic panels propel the story fluidly and with a rejuvenating respite from the normal comic panels. He literally thinks outside the box. I can't gush enough about how fantastic Batwoman is! This is a must read.


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 15, 2009
I have to admit to not being Geoff Johns' biggest fan. He likes to delve very deeply into the DC universe mythos to the point of tedium and droll fanboy nostalgia. If that's your cup of tea, Johns doesn't disappoint with Blackest Night #1. The first few pages are 100% unadulterated Geoff Johns' uninteresting dialogue and campy, flag-waving, fist-pumping heroics. He also, during his stint with the GL series, seems to have sucked any humanity out of Hal Jordan and turned him into Clark Kent with a power ring.
 
Just as I start to yawn and immediately regret my purchase of this book, the story does a complete 180. Beautiful artwork, a fantastically emersive plot, and some of the most visceral and heart-breaking comic book moments this year are the highlights of the second half of Blackest Night #1. Just survive Geoff's obligatory boring introductions, and you'll be well on your way to enjoying one of the summer's greatest blockbuster events.


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 15, 2009
Hearkening back to Batman's lavish technicolor yesteryear, the creative dynamic duo of Grant Morrison and Frank Quitely serve fans a new ongoing series full of quirky camp, retro psychedelia, and some very creepy and very edgy new villains. And no one can write Damian Wayne's caustic, know-it-all dialogue like Morrison. 
 
Though, a short read, you'll find yourself paging back through this issue many times over just to absorb all of Quitely's fantastic nuanced pop art. It's a must have for any comic fan.


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 15, 2009
Wolfman who? Starlin what? With well over a decade of penning some of the Dark Knight's greatest yarns, including everything from the animated series to the printed page, Paul Dini has become the Batman scribe of our generation and his talent in storytelling, and the artistic chemistry he shared with Dustin Nguyen during their Detective run, carries over to the new ongoing Streets of Gotham. Readers will hit the ground running with this first issue that attacks the new Batman from a completely different angle than what Bat-fans will be accustomed to from the other "Reborn" books. A mysterious new foe (or ally?), and some fantastic face-time for some of Batman's nearly-forgotten rogues, like Fire Fly, Dini takes his readers on yet another high-octane, yet mindfully intellectual romp through... the Streets of Gotham.


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 15, 2009
"Long Shadows" is shaping up to be another fantastic thrill ride like Judd Winnick's past endeavors in Bat-lore. The Arkham loonies are rampaging through Gotham, a reluctant new Batman gets some face-time with the media, and one of Batman's oldest foes is catching on to the secret that everyone in the Bat-family has been guarding so closely. It's an engrossing read much like Judd's "All They Do Is Watch Us Kill," and promises to showcase just as many twists and turns and copious amounts of fisticuffs. Can't wait to see where this story takes the Caped Crusader!


Reviewed by dan6433
Aug. 15, 2009
I was terribly disappointed with the first issue of Judd Winnick's return to Batman. Maybe my hopes were just a bit too high, but another sentiment saturated story about Dick coming to terms with Bruce's death was not what I was expecting. He's gone; Dick is reluctant; we got that already. We've practically been bludgeoned over the heads with this for the past few months. We've all said our goodbyes and made our peace and look forward to Bruce coming back in the future. If you need to see a more tactful and well-written approach to Dick's reluctance, read Grant Morrison's Batman & Robin #2. 
 
I'll just get to the meat of it by saying, Batman fans could very well have done without an issue of nothing but filler which had already been addressed in other issues and other series. I wish Winnick had just started his new run with "Long Shadows Pt. 1."


Reviewed by dan6433
April 12, 2009
This first chapter of Grendel: Behold the Devil reintroduces us to Hunter Rose for the Grendel's 25th anniversary. And what an anniversary it is! This gritty and graphic book opens not with an action sequence but its bloody aftermath, Wagner's beautiful black, white, and red artwork in great form. With excerpts from the Devil from the Deed story arc, Behold the Devil is so well-written and interwoven with mystery and intrigue that you won't be able to stop reading. Can even the methodically elusive and obstinate criminal mastermind Grendel have been followed and surveyed? The paranoia gnawing at the back of his mind unfolds like a brilliant puzzle in this modern classic. Whether you're new to Grendel or a stalwart fan, this title is a wonderfully accessible story.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 6, 2009
I've been a fan of Mike Carey's work on Lucifer for some time now, and, everytime I go back to reread any of his series, it never ceases to re-amaze me. This book is disturbing, and not just disturbing in all the grotesque and/or spooky ways that might come to mind, but rather it's disturbing how fond of Satan Carey makes you through this medium. The way Carey writes the Morningstar, you might think that Mike Carey was possessed and is writing all of this from a first-hand account! The eloquence and sheer literary substance in this book is obscene, and with his changing cast of artists and creators from issue to issue, you really feel like you're sampling the best work from every facet of the Vertigo universe. I can't say enough about this title. If there is a real devil, then he would be hard-pressed to be any more cunning, any more ruthless, or any more brilliant than Mike Carey's fictional rendition. Lucifer is one of the greatest literary works of all time.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 6, 2009
Neil Gaiman's "Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader" Part 1 is another step for the Batman series toward the edge of insanity. With the disembodied voice of Bruce Wayne conversing with another mysterious disembodied voice and questioning the proceedings of his own wake, Selina Kyle and Alfred Pennyworth "say a few words" on behalf of the departed, giving different and ridiculous renditions of how they were responsible for killing Batman in what seem like alternate realities.

As the death of Batman story arc becomes more and more convoluted, at least it is well-written by Gaiman and masterfully drawn by Andy Kubert. But, one does have to ask, would the Batman series have faired better if not for the intrusion of such super-talents as Morrison and Gaiman? Perhaps the Batman series has gone too far and become too weird.

With all this gnawing at the back of my brain, I still have to admit to enjoying this issue (and Batman: RIP for that matter), and I hope Part 2 clears up more questions than it creates.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 4, 2009
In this first chapter of Azrael: Death's Dark Knight, "Simple Sacrifices," the reader is introduced to a renegade Azrael who is murdering Gotham PD undercover officers, to the cabal known as the Order of Purity, to an enigmatic group of villains pursuing the Order's Suit of Sorrows, and to a former police officer, Michael Lane, steeped in the mysteries of Batman's death. With great cover art by Guillem March and even more impressive interior artwork by Frazer Irving, Fabian Nicieza's first issue of his new mini-series is the perfectly cryptic thriller to accompany the Battle for the Cowl crossover. 

This is one of the few must-read tie-ins to the BFTC saga, and Azrael: DDK seems like it will reveal a few answers to some of those nagging questions surrounding Bruce Wayne's death.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 4, 2009
Unfortunately, Claudio Sanchez's Image debut pales in comparison to his unfinished Evil Ink saga. Amory Wars Second Stage Turbine Blade, Part 1 is the watered- and dumbed-down skeletal remains of its former glory, gutted of all the original's substance and singularity. I suppose Sanchez assumed all of his readers were already caught up on the hard to find Evil Ink version of the story and felt it wouldn't be necessary to do anymore than briefly cover the story's background and characters. It is IMPOSSIBLE to get interested in these characters or the story at this first issue's pace, and it feels like so much of the book's nuts and bolts were, in favor of a more action oriented comic, thrown to the wayside like literary flotsam and jetsam. Gus Vasquez's art is exceptionally detailed, but a bit cartoony. It seems it's a poor replacement for Wes Abbott's brilliant work on Evil Ink's series.

If you can find Claudio's Evil Ink series Second Stage Turbine Blade, start your reading there and then ease your way into the Amory Wars if you feel compelled to finish the story.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 4, 2009
Jonathan Hickman, with the superb visuals of Ryan Bodenheim, brings us a richly textured and wonderfully detailed story of a planet that has survived through some of the most modernly relevant threats imaginable. As we follow the narrative of Red Mass' precognitive main character, Marcus, Hickman and Bodenheim lead the reader to the greatly imagined and rendered environments of medieval Britain and a future Britain, which are as of yet indiscernibly linked. With a threat from outerspace becoming imminent, Marcus tasks the smartest man on Earth with assembling the world's remaining super-humans as a resistance force. This leads to one of the most hilarious and brilliantly contemporary scenes (the Lightbender's address to Britain) in recent history.

Red Mass for Mars is a thoroughly well thought out piece of art and delivers quite a deliberately timely allegorical view of extant dire straits.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 3, 2009
This somewhat tedious reintroduction to Barry Allen as the Flash seems a laborious read at times. The issue thankfully has enough mystery, clever humor, and genuine drama between the scenes of forced nostalgia that it makes up for Flash: Rebirth #1's few shortcomings. From the violent opening act to Bart's indignation toward his grandfather's return to Barry being dumbfounded by the modern public's "speed", there are some very noteworthy scenes in "Lightning Strikes Twice." Van Sciver's art is beautiful, too, but you can catch a movie-esque inconsistency during the Hal Jordan and Barry reunion scene where Barry's shirt inexplicably changes colors from one page to the next.

Also, the ending of this first issue really leaves you wondering, "What the heck is going on with the Speed Force?" I have a feeling the coming chapters of this story are going to be much more interesting. Pick up this issue to acquaint yourself with the new story arc, because things are really going to heat up.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 3, 2009
While not really serving to substantially propel Tony Daniel's BFTC series in any direction, this stand alone one-shot revolving around Commissioner Gordon expounds upon the hopeless situation of Gotham's police department. McGraw does a great job of telling this story in the aftermath of Arkham's destruction, considering the constraining number of pages he's forced to pack it into, and the key element that shines through in this issue is the coming to terms with Batman's fate. And, though Mandrake's artwork may seem elementary in some frames, his Mr. Freeze is fantastic. 

All in all, this is worth a read if you enjoy anything and everything having to do with Batman and Gotham City, but this one-shot doesn't contain much of the BFTC story in and of itself.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 2, 2009
Bringing together one of the most ecclectic and interesting ensembles of super-villains, Norman Osborn, Venom, Bullseye, Moonstone, Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, and Penance, Ellis strikes the spark for one of the most volatile post-Civil War series.

As Norman Osborn coerces villains into becoming his new Thunderbolts, the aftermath of Civil War has the American media treating this sinister super-group like the Beatles.

This first issue of "Faith in Monsters" is a great introduction to Ellis' new Thunderbolts team and their malign prerogative. Deodato's fantastic art (even if Norman Osborn does look like Tommy Lee Jones) is a perfect accompaniment to this great story.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 2, 2009
This issue of War Journal is such an exemplary Punisher story, it's up there with the best of the other more mature Punisher yarns, and it definitely stands head and shoulders above the rest of War Journal.

It's Stilt-Man's wake and a motley crew of B-list villains has assembled at the pub where the viewing is taking place. Hilarity ensues as the imbibed villains become nostalgic, sentimental, and infuriated with eachother, leading to a drunken brawl.

One lecture from a friendly neighborhood super-hero later and the abashed villains are vowing to stop being worthless push-overs. But, things really get hairy as the villains begin to drop like flies, and those remaining realize that they've stepped right into a trap.

Matt Faction has crafted a truly dark comedic masterpiece with War Journal #4. It's a one-shot that deserves to be recognized for its excellence.


Reviewed by dan6433
April 2, 2009
While reading Civil War #6, it quickly becomes apparent that Mark Millar is scrambling to wrap up the series with the succeeding issue. After Civil War has progressed so cintillatingly well over the past five issues, this sudden rushed and scatter-brained issue comes as a shock to the system.

All of the events seem to be thrown together haphazardly with no build to the climax. All of the wonderful character interactions and the emotional struggles seem thrown to the wayside to expedite the progression of the story to it's conclusion.

Suddenly there's a mole? There was absolutely no lead-up to that. It was a completely superfluous and worthless part of the story that the issue really could have done without. And it turns out to be Hulkling, who barely had any role at all in the series.

Then, in the matter of a few frames, the Punisher has killed the Plunderer and Goldbug (who cares?), has been beaten senseless by Captain America, and expulsed from the group. It's like this scene was put on fast forward. Thankfully, the companion issue Punisher: War Journal #3 gives us a better look at the events that transpired.

I really loved the Civil War series, but I could not have been more disappointed with its sixth installment.



Reviewed by dan6433
April 2, 2009
I have to admit being skeptical going into Battle for the Cowl. Its striking parallels to the aftermath of Superman's death in the 90's made me a bit reluctant to give it a chance, but I'm very pleasantly surprised with this first of three issues that anchor the BFTC crossover story. 

Tony Daniel's artwork is still as impressive as it was during his tenure with Grant Morrison on Batman: RIP, but in this issue his writing is what really made this comic an enjoyable experience. Rife with drama, intrigue, and humor (see: Damien's girlfriend being shot from the Batmobile in an ejector seat), "A Hostile Takeover" really kept me turning the pages. Couple the great writing elements with a mysterious and murderous new Batman (who appears earlier in Batman: RIP as the pilot of the helicopter that crashes!), the return of the Black Mask, and the destruction of Arkham, this is a must-read.

4 out of 5


Reviewed by dan6433
April 2, 2009
This first issue of the Punisher's Dark Reign series, sees Frank Castle attempting to assassinate Norman Osborn with a Skrull sniper rifle, only to have his bullet plucked from the air by the Sentry just before it hits its mark. In a desparate scramble to evade capture, Frank plays a destructive game of cat and mouse with Sentry. After being badly injured, Castle is about to be apprehended by his pursuer, but the ever-prepared Punisher, holding a detonator, bluffs the Sentry with the threat of a bomb in a hospital. Having outwitted his super-foe, Frank stumbles to safety, reluctantly following the orders of a mysterious voice on a phone. At the end of the issue, the wounded Punisher collapses at the feet of his strange new ally.

This series will disappoint any Punisher fans looking for the same raw, uncut brutality and realism of the MAX series, but it is a great companion to the Dark Reign crossover (probably one of the most interesting stories in Dark Reign actually). While not Ennis' Frank Castle, this Punisher is still the resourceful killing machine you may remember from the 90's Punisher comic series. The Dark Reign tie-in series reads like the script for a white-knuckle prime-time television show, and, though it shares some similarities with Punisher: War Journal (2006), like battling super-heroes and -villains, it's a more fast-paced, action-packed read than War Journal. 

This issue is definitely worth picking up, and the Amazing Spider-Man #129 variant cover with Osborn in Frank's crosshairs is a must have for staunch Punisher fans.

4 out of 5