Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K system, your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet... "Earth."

Ming: How peaceful it looks.

He activates a console, and watches as earthquakes, floods, etc., start to occur. They both get a good laugh out of it.

Klytus: Most effective, your Majesty. Will you destroy this, uh, "Earth?"

Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while. Before annihilation....

The Emperor Ming: Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...