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Created by military for wage war at any place in the world Birdeater was get mad, kill a creators and escape...

Dear meat bag! Today is your day! The mad and violent machine known as Birdeter goes to the White House!

From tomorrow your life can change forever! Stop serve to liers and idiots- be a slave of MONSTER MACHINE- the realy Merciless Conquer, your new King and God!

Birdeater know this! Everybody want to believe in future! And Birdeter give you a definite future!

You will be a SLAVE!

Just imagine the world without poor or rich, the world where nobody care about your skin color, religion or something else! The world where everyone is the same, with a same fate- work hard as a slave and hail the Greate Conquer until you die!

Yes, my child! This is the perfect world- WORLD OF BIRDEATER THE RULER !!!

World without crime, coz every potential crime will too tired to rape, rob or kill. No need a police or military- Birdeter the one will protect you from every danger, coz only the one creature have a right to kill my slaves- thair Master and Owner- ME!

You think you free right now? No! It's only illusion of freedom! Don't fool yourself, coz only one kind of human can be a totally free, it's a human who already have nothing to lose- the slave! So be it!

Stop sitting! Start acting! Begin your career of Birdeater's slave RIGHT NOW !!!

 

Added by Birdeater on May 10, 2008

Ming: Klytus, I'm bored. What plaything can you offer me today?

Klytus: An obscure body in the S-K system, your Majesty. The inhabitants refer to it as the planet... "Earth."

Ming: How peaceful it looks.

He activates a console, and watches as earthquakes, floods, etc., start to occur. They both get a good laugh out of it.

Klytus: Most effective, your Majesty. Will you destroy this, uh, "Earth?"

Ming: Later. I like to play with things a while. Before annihilation....

The Emperor Ming: Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory...



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Date Joined: May 1, 2008
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Alignment: Evil
Points: 765 Points
Ranked: Ranked #693 of 51,772
SuperPowers:
  • Trash out a meat bags
  • Hunt and Kill mode
  • Urban Fighter mode
  • Walking Hell mode
  • Self Termination in nucleus blast
My Weaknesses:
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