BeccaBaby87

poor little Kuuuhhht Vaaaahhhgnuhhh.



His whore of a mother, Mystique, throws him over a freaking waterfall as an INFANT (btw - how many kids did she pop out and/or adopt over the years???) - so he comes into the world dealt a bad hand.

SPEAKING OF BAD HANDS - his actual hands look like mittens.  That's gotta suck.

Oh yea... he's blue. with yellow eyes. and has a tail. where does it end for this guy?

I forgot.  His half brother founded The Friends of Humanity... pretty much the equivalent of the mutant KKK.





and he spent most of his life traveling with the circus after Margali takes him in but ends up accidentally killing the only brother he knows in the world - which pretty much ruins that deal for him.

I want to cry for him - but he finds God and overcomes it all - learns to forgive and somehow doesn't hate humans (who are terrified of him) and didn't end up a villain.

So I call worst luck for Nightcrawler.  Wouldn't want to be at that family reunion once you throw in Rogue and Sabretooth ... and everyone else.