This post relates to: Doctor Doom, Iron Man
I went to the airport last night to pick up Dr. Doom. His private jet was coming from Latveria and was to arrive at 11:30pm, so naturally I was early at 11pm. I got there and saw SHIELD agents and the Avengers EVERYWHERE. Dr. Doom is a foreign dignitary in this instance, so they can't nail him for the super-villain gig. I took out my portable DVD player and in it was Lord of the Rings: Return of the King because I decided to watch it in the limousine. I skipped to the battle at Mordor and let Legolas and Aragorn come to life. They stood there looking confused and I used them as a shield to get to Doom's gate. The Avengers (Ms. Marvel, Iron Man, Spider-Woman, Ares, Black Widow, and Sentry) spotted me and asked me to stop. I stopped and held my ground, Legolas at my left with his bow drawn and Aragorn at my right with his sword at the ready. I waited and they asked me why I was there. I responded "To pick up Dr. Doom. He is here to see Robin Joseph's premiere as a foreign power." Iron Man stepped up to me and took off his helmet. Boy, was he cute! I wish he wasn't such a womanizer though. I pulled out another DVD and inserted H-E Double Hockey Sticks starring Will Friedle (love that guy). I immediate brought Grifflkin to life and he stood there waiting for orders."Go get Dr. Doom, Grifflkin." I said as I stared at Iron Man. I told him that the SHIELD didn't need to be here and that Doom would behave. I gave my word to them. Iron Man let me go and Legolas finally disappeared, but I decided to keep Aragorn as protection for myself in case one of the Avengers tried to hurt me. Good thing too, because the next thing I knew Ares and Aragorn were in a sword fight. Iron Man called for it to stop, but Ares wouldn't listen. He slashed through Aragorn and backed me into a corner. "You were supposed to register" was all he said as he held me at sword point. I sighed. "I have magically imbued powers, but I'm a mutant. I was born with my powers and Doom was kind enough to take me in. I just want you to know that you are no match for me." Ares scoffed until Grifflkin came from the gate with Doom and jumped Ares.
I was grateful and while the Avengers dealt with that problem, I went to Doom and he hugged me like a father would hug a daughter. "Your powers are formidable now, my dear." I said, I can make them hard projections now and he patted me on the back. We got in the limousine and drove to Hugh's house. Hugh had insisted to keep Doom near me as it would make me happy. I smiled when he said that. The premiere is tomorrow night and Hugh got a beautiful dress for me. It's blue and here is a picture of it:
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I think it is a beautiful dress, but Hugh didn't have to go through the trouble of getting it for me. I mean, he spends way too much time trying to make me happy. This has to be professional because we work together. I help him with his acting and he gives me a home, end of story. This was just a freebie. I mean, there's nothing wrong with that, but I can't get into a relationship right now. It's the last thing on the planet that should happen to me and I am not going to let this happen anymore. I realize I'm Hugh's date to the premiere and that Doom is accompanying us, but I shouldn't be paraded around like a trophy, I'm not a trophy and I do not think it is a good idea to bring me along. Although it would give me a chance to give Tony Stark a piece of my mind. Alright I will go, but there is no reason I have to like it.
I'm NOT attracted to Tony Stark. I just think he's cute.
